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*music*

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*music*

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Hello?

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The Fishsticks, Steve J- Jeeves Stennings, Mr. Ghost, Keele's Flavoured, the chat names are going faster now, I can't see, I can't read them all, they're too fast.

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Riley, Maddy, Red FM, Pepsi Skrull, James Radcliffe, Kenzo, Higgy Schmalls, Aaron Byrne.

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It's all happening, and it's all happening right here, right now, 19 minutes past nine.

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But I first need to start off by saying thank you very much to Tupo, Kitty, Tombola, Away, and Tupo again, and Omni619 for your tips which came through the mainframe after the last stream was a long time ago.

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I'm surprised if anybody can still even remember it.

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But thank you very much, and congratulations, or should I say congratulations to Tombola Away who says, "Oh, you got a daughter."

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I fucked it up there, I'm sorry about that. I, you tipped very nicely asking for a congratulations on the birth of your daughter, possibly, I'm not sure you didn't go into it, and I'm not digging for any information either.

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But I fucked up the delivery there. I'll go again there, one sec.

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Congratulations. You got a daughter. Maybe. Oh, you do actually, you said in the message.

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I fucked it up again.

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AidenTheAverage, thank you very much, Ballblaster and Jamesy. Very, very kind of you there.

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Tupo has said that he wants to not play the, or me to play the Jesus Christ game after the recommendation that was given out to me there regarding that.

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But a few other recommendations you have passed through into our hands there, which is the Normal Fishing, Crow Country.

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What? What's that other one?

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You had some other ones there. Oh, yeah.

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Oh yeah. Deus Ex. Doom. Tangle Tower. The non-array games. Tekken.

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These are great suggestions. But there's something, there's a game that I am going to play now, which is probably going to smoke all of those, leave them dead in the water.

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Why? Because it comes with a fucking Stuart Sheffey recommendation.

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And we know that that is the seal of approval. Forget your IGNs. Forget your whatever fucking games, websites, Kotaku or...

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Forget all that shite. Sheffey's your only man.

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Thank you very much there for the tip, AidenTheAverage, Ballblaster.

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And your rhetoric will smother you. Thank you very much there.

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I'm going to go back to bed. Francis says, Holster, I can't. I'm awake and I'm very excited regarding this game.

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I'm going to just put Sheffey up here and see if we can really get into the zone before we play this.

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I mean, I've teased it before on the stream by watching videos of it. I said, I'm not going to play that game.

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I'm just going to watch the video of it. But I think really we need to give it its pure and utter credence by playing it through.

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It's a 1996 game. It's fast, it's hot and it's deep. And that's not my words.

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Can you be rewitting the boss, Minister?

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Not so, not so bad, Pat. Thank you very much there.

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Daniel Cheeseman says Kotaku laughing emoji. What's so funny about that? Does that even... Is that a thing? Is that a shit website?

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I remember seeing... If you Google games reviews, you get... That comes up.

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Suicide Squad, it's not that. Love the beats. Pepsi Scrolls. Don't thank me. Thank Gran Turismo for providing those beats.

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I mean, I'm sure it was some... That's just stopped there. Which is a shame.

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I'd start it again. But I'm sure it's a fella with a Japanese name like Dasawaki Kawai or...

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Satoshi Bando is definitely one. Dark Line. Check out Satoshi Bando's Dark Line.

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It's mental. Andy the Fork, thank you very much.

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85 years old, still going strong, says the Chronolith. Don't know who you're...

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Who that's a reference to.

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Sequel to the Cockroach Game? It's not that key old... Look, let's get Shafae's word on this.

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We've been at this too long now.

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We can put him onto the screen there.

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It's his pick of his... It's the pick of the week 1996. Don't know what week it is.

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But I'm sure it's definitely from the heart and not a product placement.

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Let's get him going here. It might be a bit loud actually. I wonder if it's...

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I'll pop that music on for one second. I think I need to just get this desktop audio again. We're a few technical gremlins here now, let's...

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Desktop audio. Fucking application audio. Where's that?

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Back into the usual rigmarole of pissing about and trying to find out how to... Oh yeah, maybe through here.

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Thank you very much Higgy Smalls, Andy the Fork, and Zach McMullen.

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So your desktop audio... Can go through there. Default.

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Oh Jesus. Sorry. Sorry.

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Christ.

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Really sorry about that. I don't know what I'm doing here.

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Pissing about with the... the uck and I don't know what happened there.

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Let me turn that down.

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That's not a great way to start the stream. Very unprofessional.

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And here we have a case of... we can see Stu, or at least if I play him.

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Now you can see but you can't hear him. Okay, one sec. Right, one sec.

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The music's great though. The music just really...

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smooths over any poor technical...

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difficulty scenario that we encounter.

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Application audio capture. Yeah, just...

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Yeah, try that. Try that. Beta.

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Computer Chronicles. Yeah, that's it. Match that window. Right.

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So if we play Stu.

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Beautiful Stu.

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He's a beautiful man. And here he is.

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Presenting the game that we're gonna stream now.

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It could be amazing. It should be amazing.

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I... I'm willing to bet it's amazing.

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Off the news. Back to you, Stuart.

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Now for my pick of the week. We have focused on software today.

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Great computer games, but what hardware...

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It's a double scenario of computer games and hardware...

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Computer games. Computer games. Computer games. Computer games.

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Straight into it here.

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That's it for this week's news. Back to you, Stuart.

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Now for...

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Google Joe.

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For my pick of the week. We have focused on software today.

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Great computer games, but...

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Computer games.

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Steed Martin. Thank you very much, Steed Martin.

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What hardware should you play these games on?

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What hardware?

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Well, you can use any PC that meets the minimum requirements of the game.

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But if you are a serious gamer, you might want to think about this baby.

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This is the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest.

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This is the Primo computer optimized...

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Primo.

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...for game player.

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The basic...

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Look at all the peripherals he has there.

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The basic model comes...

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He's got a fucking hot ass flight stick and thrust master.

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And he's also got a...

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A third party joy pad.

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I don't know what this yoke is here.

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Some sort of fucking intermediary piece of kit which...

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I don't know.

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Translates the different peripherals into the computer language.

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Who knows?

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Wanty.

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Thank you very much.

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The Schultz was an answer to a question which Claire Byrne asked on this week's amazing episode of Ireland's Smartest.

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I haven't watched the show, but I hear it's great stuff already.

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The Schultz prophecy has been complete.

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A stream was inevitable.

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And I have to say, I heard the name Schultz yesterday in a completely unrelated news report via the podcast medium,

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which was...

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Oh no, it was a YouTube video and he said that...

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Now the German Chancellor Olaf Schultz has some serious questions to ask.

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Or answer, should I say.

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And I just went off into a Schultz frenzy.

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And it wasn't the instigator for the stream.

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I've been wanting to play this game for quite some time, but now is the right time for me.

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Wow.

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A built-in 3D accelerator.

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Great sound as you can see and possibly hear.

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Everything in this baby is tweaked for the demands of today's multimedia games.

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I just love the close-up of the hands on the sticks there.

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It's there.

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It's there.

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Dual game ports.

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Dual.

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And you can see a little bit of a mistake there.

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It's a cumbersome, clunky scenario.

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And Stu is already moving that joystick with his right hand there, look.

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Inadvertently.

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High-end joysticks, two game pads, a built-in 3D accelerator.

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Great sound as you can see and possibly hear.

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is tweaked for the demands of today's multimedia games.

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Now, the Mach 5 also comes bundled with tons of software,

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including 15 games and dozens of net tools and utilities.

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This is one mega computer.

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Every one, by the way, is custom built to your specs.

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Price for the basic model, around $3,500.

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So if you are serious about gaming,

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virtually all the gaming magazines agree this is the machine.

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It's the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest Computer Systems.

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Well, that's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

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We'll be back here again next week with more of the best in computers.

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That's not the episode.

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I need the episode where his pick...

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That was the wrong pick of the week there.

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I wanted the pick of the week where he exposes what this game is here

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that we're about to play.

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Bear with me there for one moment while I find the correct episode.

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It's definitely essential to the experience, if you ask me,

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that we get Stuart's intro,

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because that will preface everything that's going on.

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It's very important.

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It's very, very important.

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I'm just going to do that just to keep the stream alive.

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while I try and find the correct video.

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I'm going through my watch, YouTube watch.

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I have to go into the watch history here.

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This is a fucking mess.

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I'll just keep that one going.

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Sorry.

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This is a new thing.

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If anybody's interested in getting into live streaming,

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if you have a situation you have to deal with where you can't continue to present

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or yourself,

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just keep moving your hand to a tune like this.

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I'm just going into the YouTube app now as we speak.

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into the history.

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You all.

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Hey, come on.

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I want this.

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Too many videos.

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Here's a lot of shite.

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Do I just put search in?

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Consumer buying guide 96.

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That's not the one.

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Orbital Belfast.

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That's not the one.

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Computer Chronicles.

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Greatest games.

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Unless it wasn't a pick of the week.

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Maybe it came up in this episode.

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Halfway through.

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Oh, it is.

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It is.

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Sorry, it's here.

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Because we could have gone off on.

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And whatnot.

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With other people over the internet.

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For instance, Duke Nukem is on that list.

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I'll click here.

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And from the Duke Nukem page,

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you can find information on how to play Duke Nukem over 10.

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You can actually download.

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Tomb Raider is in this one.

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Duke Nukem.

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And get a little bit of a review.

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So you can find out what the game is all about.

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Now, last but not least.

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You'll definitely want to check out File Factory.

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File Factory is a service of 10.

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If you double.

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Thank you very much for your tip there.

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Very kindly.

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I need to.

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All the latest.

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I really need to honor the tip.

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So even if you're bringing you the content.

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There may be an update for it.

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That you deserve.

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How do you find out it's there?

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And at the moment, I can only do this.

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Thanks, Giles.

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Time now for our weekly summary of the latest.

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That's not it.

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New PC software thing to Soho software.

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I'm going to go into the Computer Chronicles playlist here in order to get this.

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and go to 1996 episodes.

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Thank you very much.

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Duck there.

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And none other than a clone named Gib.

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So please be the game Ripper.

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And Big Red.

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Thank you very much.

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The anticipation is absolutely killing me.

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You say.

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Well, this failure should be able to provide the fucking.

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I wonder was it in computers and health care?

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New PC software.

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New PC software.

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Winter says.

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I'm still not 100% sure that it wasn't the last video, even though I skimmed through it there.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy.

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I can't lie.

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Tonight.

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Tonight.

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Tonight.

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Tonight.

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Tonight.

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Game boy.

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Right.

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I think he's showing Baldur's Gate there.

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Then he goes to Janelle Stelson.

246
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Or Patterson.

247
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Whatever her name is.

248
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,540
Then he goes outro with the fucking peripheral.

249
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,600
So it's not that one.

250
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,640
It's not Lee Caravello's putting challenge.

251
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Owen Doyle.

252
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It's a great guess.

253
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It's not the right answer.

254
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Owen, thank you very much.

255
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Loving the stream from Tenerife.

256
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,380
You say Owen O'Shlogin.

257
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Shlogin.

258
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Thank you very much there.

259
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:42,460
Owen O'Shlogin for your kind-hearted and generous tip there.

260
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,060
So it's 1996 episodes.

261
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:47,380
Marshall.

262
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,480
I hope you're all doing well.

263
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,480
It's been a long time coming now, this stream.

264
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:57,240
It's been a long time in the pipeline, so to speak.

265
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Greatest games.

266
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,920
High-tech Scotland.

267
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,260
It's definitely not high-tech Scotland because we've never seen this one before.

268
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,700
But I imagine the intro to this would be fantastic.

269
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,020
Hopefully it's Stu in Scotland.

270
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Glenn in Scotland.

271
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We'll go to Dundee, home of DMA.

272
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,280
The guys who made Lemmings.

273
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Lemmings.

274
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,360
You'll see a screen phone, a telephone that acts like a PC.

275
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We'll see one of the fastest computers in the world trying to solve the problem of traffic congestion and pollution.

276
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Does anyone have backups?

277
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:34,440
Does anyone have backups?

278
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,120
Of the Chronicles asks.

279
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Big Red.

280
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They're all online.

281
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:39,820
They're all online.

282
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They're on YouTube.

283
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,540
And then it's archive.org.

284
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:46,500
laser was developed out of a low-cost CD audio plate.

285
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:56,720
They were digitized back before, I mean, before you could upscale and do stuff, you know, fancy software upscaling and AI upscaling.

286
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,020
And so they don't look that great.

287
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:02,100
But I mean, maybe you could rip that, but then really see a lot of things.

288
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:06,020
Scottish Highlands for an innovative program which lets you see 16 different...

289
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:09,560
...shot of cow's arses there in the computer chronicles.

290
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:16,100
It's a collector's item. You wouldn't really ever see that in the computer chronicles that much livestock or rural shots.

291
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,140
...laser was developed out of a low-cost CD audio player.

292
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:27,140
And to the Scottish Highlands for an innovative program which lets you see 16 different computers...

293
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,160
Sorry, still the cave voice on there.

294
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,140
...on one PC display.

295
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,760
All this and more on this week's special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

296
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,460
So it's not this one.

297
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,780
This is an absolute...

298
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,820
I had the...

299
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,720
...fucking file downloaded.

300
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,720
Maybe that...

301
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:46,900
I'm...

302
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:51,420
...notally sure it was Greatest Games 1996.

303
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,440
Computers and Seniors.

304
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,420
Personal Finance.

305
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,660
Best of Comdex.

306
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,920
Cyber Politics.

307
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,840
I'm gonna go with Cyber Cafes even though we've...

308
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,480
...

309
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:19,020
No, can't see it there.

310
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,720
Can't see that one.

311
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,500
Cyberpolitics.

312
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,420
These look like interesting episodes to even watch.

313
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,200
Cyberdyne Industries.

314
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,020
What's this pick of the week?

315
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,420
CD-ROM?

316
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,520
Disc drive over here.

317
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,960
It has two PCMCIA slots.

318
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,020
A hard drive, of course.

319
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,160
A battery slot.

320
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,800
Somehow it all fits together.

321
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,500
And this is so much easier to use than all the others.

322
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,420
Now this...

323
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,280
CES96.

324
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,900
Possibly in this one.

325
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,740
Macworld Expo.

326
00:19:58,820 --> 00:19:59,400
No, wireless.

327
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,340
No, it's not this.

328
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,900
Cars and computers.

329
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:05,780
No, best of com.

330
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:06,540
Dex96.

331
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:06,720
No.

332
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:15,460
Be interested just to see what his pick of the week is anyway.

333
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,580
So you can easily create your own website in almost other countries.

334
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,140
Guess what?

335
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,020
Not everyone in the world speaks English.

336
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:23,540
Yeah, it's Shafi.

337
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:28,440
Some of the audio on some of the episodes are only in your right or left.

338
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,460
You're only getting right or left.

339
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,180
Digital photography.

340
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:41,480
But when you work on a computer, it all gets turned around sideways.

341
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:46,240
Now that would be okay if the computer screen were wide enough to look at two pages at a time,

342
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,200
but it's not, at least until now.

343
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:55,320
Sharp has just come out with a new notebook computer that has a super wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16 by 9.

344
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,060
That means you can now look at two full applications or pages at the same time.

345
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,320
For example, if you're working on a document and checking out a website or an online source...

346
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,000
New PCs?

347
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,140
Pick of the week?

348
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,380
...why not use the same motor skills on your desktop?

349
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,320
So they have come up with this desk stick, which lets you do just that.

350
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,520
You don't need to clear space on your desk or a mouse pad.

351
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,560
You only need one finger to do all your...

352
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:29,640
New computer games I've come across lately is not really even a game.

353
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:30,700
It's actually an experience.

354
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,300
Here we are.

355
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,120
We found it.

356
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy.

357
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,220
Nintendo's Game Boy.

358
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,340
Computer games.

359
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:45,180
I wonder if I went full screen there, will it go full screen on the output?

360
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,280
It does.

361
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,180
Well, she's to the side now, isn't she?

362
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,080
We don't want that.

363
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,120
We'll just leave it at that.

364
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,220
This week's news.

365
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,500
We'll send it back to you, Stuart.

366
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,740
Now for my pick of the week.

367
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,620
One of the coolest new computer games I've come across lately is not really even a game.

368
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,880
It's actually an experience.

369
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,720
It's what every good game should be, actually.

370
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,420
Hot, fast, and deep.

371
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,980
It's hot, fast, and deep.

372
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,020
We've seen this before.

373
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,340
We went to the intro, but we're giving it the due diligence.

374
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,300
We're giving it the due credence it deserves.

375
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:21,460
It's what every good game should be, actually.

376
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,140
Hot, fast, and deep.

377
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,020
It's hot because it's full of great multimedia.

378
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:28,200
It's fast because you get right into the game without a big setup.

379
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,740
And it's deep because this game goes on forever.

380
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,780
It's called Spycraft, and it comes from Activision.

381
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:40,260
This is a three CD-ROM adventure that is so lifelike, you will soon think and act like a real CIA agent.

382
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:46,540
Amazing stuff where, I mean, it's very intriguing.

383
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:59,320
It's very exciting to think that in a few hours' time I will have imbibed all there is to know, really, through the visual graphical user interface that they've made.

384
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:06,280
Everything about being a spy, a CIA intelligence officer is going to be in my possession, in my mind.

385
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:11,140
...adventure that is so lifelike, you will soon think and act like a real CIA agent.

386
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,200
The game is very realistic.

387
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:17,900
It was designed with the help of former CIA director William Colby and former head of the KGB OLED Galugan.

388
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:18,820
Some great cutscenes.

389
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:26,200
The game combines action, analysis, planning, and a set of varied skills that make this one fascinating adventure.

390
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:31,740
And it has a link to the web that lets you get real-world info from actual intelligence websites.

391
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,600
It is a very unique and well-done piece of software.

392
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,460
It's called Spycraft, and it's sold by Activision.

393
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,860
It runs under DOS and Windows 95.

394
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,800
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

395
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:43,900
Okay, that's it, Stu.

396
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,120
Thank you very much for that.

397
00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:52,220
So it's called Spycraft, and it's made by Activision, who are the big cheeses in the gaming world, you know.

398
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,100
They make, or made, I think they still make Call of Duty.

399
00:23:56,260 --> 00:24:00,480
So, I mean, get ready for some very fast-paced, high-octane action.

400
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,820
As you know, Stu, with his recommendations, pretty on point.

401
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,560
We saw what we did with the cockroach, how we approached that game.

402
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:18,280
What we came away with, a very, very deep and nuanced understanding of cockroach and cockroaches.

403
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,280
And as I always said before, just roaches in general.

404
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:26,080
Thank you very much, Conrad01, for the tip there.

405
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:30,520
He says, Shafey exposing himself as a CIA agent, is it?

406
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,820
Great to see you back.

407
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,360
Thanks very much for the tip.

408
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:38,600
I'm not sure whether or not he had some sort of inroads with the CIA.

409
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,320
CIA.

410
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,640
But they're all based up in Washington or Langley, wherever the fuck that is.

411
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,900
Maybe it is Washington.

412
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:50,500
But let's stop quibbling about it anyway and get into the situation itself.

413
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,460
The game.

414
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,020
Spycraft.

415
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:54,900
Spyware.

416
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,720
The great game.

417
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,340
Buckle up.

418
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,700
And don't adjust your mindset.

419
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,920
It's about to get spy.

420
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,220
It's about to get CIA.

421
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:10,260
Here.

422
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,400
New game.

423
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,520
You want to know what I believe?

424
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,340
I'll tell you what I believe.

425
00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:24,420
Wow.

426
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,140
Credo.

427
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:31,700
I was there when JFK got his first look at those U2 photos.

428
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,500
U2 photos.

429
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,620
The U2 is the eyes and ears of this country.

430
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:39,100
And what we see isn't always pretty.

431
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,220
Don't know what the U2 photos were.

432
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,780
JFK U2 photos.

433
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,140
Things never change.

434
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,240
Murders are still running countries.

435
00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:56,440
Maybe JFK was a fan of Bono and the boys before they had even begun.

436
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,860
Before they were even born maybe.

437
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,620
Some things the president shouldn't know.

438
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,240
And I've noticed here the audio isn't reading out the text on the screen.

439
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:09,740
It's just some...

440
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,060
And now it's crashed.

441
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,200
Oh no.

442
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:14,720
Back.

443
00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:15,000
We're back.

444
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,180
Ignorance can be the key to survival.

445
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:20,220
Some of the facts might be flexible.

446
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:26,720
Credo.

447
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,620
We are the CIA.

448
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:28,240
Sorry.

449
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:28,780
I'm just going to read.

450
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,980
I don't know whether or not to listen to this guy or read the text.

451
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,280
Deep inside an Asian jungle.

452
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,880
30,000 miles above Russia's nuclear arsenal.

453
00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:41,400
Nobby Gobbler.

454
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,320
Thank you very much.

455
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320
And it's all about humans.

456
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,760
About human assets.

457
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,200
There'll always be an Oliver James.

458
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,460
The best you can do is to treat your people right.

459
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,380
There'll always be an Oliver James, whoever he was.

460
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:58,500
The great game.

461
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,720
The great game.

462
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:06,960
I'm not sure whether or not we click to continue here, but this fella is still speaking.

463
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:12,400
And now I've missed all that text.

464
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,940
Everything you know could be a lie.

465
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,600
Everything you know could be a lie.

466
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,820
Remember that going into this.

467
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:27,700
And Dahi Daburka says, my dad was in CIA, which is the same thing as the CIA.

468
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:33,840
And we've been hit with a front pager here of the Washington Post.

469
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,000
Or the Washington, it's just called.

470
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:42,840
President will sign treaty in Moscow, which is the way Americans say Moscow.

471
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:44,740
Thunderhorse.

472
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,640
How are you?

473
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:45,660
How are you?

474
00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:47,080
What is this?

475
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,120
Ask Thunderhorse.

476
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,040
I'll tell you right now.

477
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:49,860
Or Stuart will.

478
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:51,640
Hot, fast, and deep.

479
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:52,720
Sorry.

480
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,600
That's the wrong button there.

481
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,840
He said hot, fast, and deep.

482
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,200
One of the coolest new computer games.

483
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,300
It's called Spycraft, and it comes from Activision.

484
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,580
So you asked their Thunderhorse, what is this?

485
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,060
And then I played the clip.

486
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,860
It's called Spycraft, and it comes from Activision.

487
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:19,740
And my frustration there on the fact that I actually downloaded the video so I could extract those sound bites from Stu.

488
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:26,120
Then when it came to the beginning of the stream to preface the game, I completely lost the fucking video.

489
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:30,780
Had to go through about 10 different Computer Chronicles pics of the week just to get it.

490
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,660
So first things first here.

491
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:38,060
President will sign treaty in Moscow.

492
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:41,040
And we click on to our...

493
00:28:41,040 --> 00:29:11,020
I think I might change...

494
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:16,740
I think I'm going to change the name of the stream here in order to just create a little bit more intrigue.

495
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,060
A little bit more clickbait.

496
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,180
And I'm just going to call it CIA.

497
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,040
Or maybe I'll leave it up to you.

498
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,140
Is there anything...

499
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,240
What do you reckon would be the best title here?

500
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:27,280
I want to...

501
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,280
You know, you want to say...

502
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,020
You want to tease the idea of CIA...

503
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,080
In it.

504
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:33,700
In the title.

505
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,680
I think I want CIA in the title.

506
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,720
CIA stream.

507
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:40,720
It's...

508
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,220
It's simple.

509
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,600
I was thinking hot, fast and deep there.

510
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,340
Follow it.

511
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,400
But I mean...

512
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,360
I don't want people to get the wrong idea.

513
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,340
CIA...

514
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,940
Secret...

515
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,140
CIA secrets.

516
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,160
CIA zone.

517
00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:54,500
No.

518
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:55,400
Secret...

519
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,720
CIA...

520
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,940
Secrets.

521
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:10,580
Deep state.

522
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:14,580
Yeah, just do one of those kind of keyword...

523
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,800
Like a big amalgamation of just keywords.

524
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:29,460
So if you have any more keywords there, lads, I'll just fucking throw them in and make a massive title that is just very hard to read.

525
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:31,400
Shibata.

526
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:31,580
Shibata.

527
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,460
Covert pursuit.

528
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:37,240
Unmasking the CIA's shadow agents, says Bilbo.

529
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,280
That sounds like an actual MKUltra.

530
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,820
Connor, you have to have that in there.

531
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:43,540
MKUltra.

532
00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:53,100
KELDA says KELZUIA doesn't really fit in with the whole CIA thing.

533
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:56,400
Unless you're hinting that they may be a CIA outfit themselves.

534
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:57,460
I'm not particularly sure.

535
00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:58,840
False flag is a good one.

536
00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,060
Yeah.

537
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:01,500
False.

538
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,480
Flag.

539
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,820
Mike Flynn suggests Can I ask.

540
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,900
Mike Flynn suggests Can I ask.

541
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,980
I'm not sure I want to write Can I ask in the title.

542
00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,240
I mean, I just want to.

543
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,300
I want some keywords.

544
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,940
I don't want to put 911 in there.

545
00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:24,600
Owen.

546
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,300
But thanks for the suggestion.

547
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,260
And just end it with the redacted.

548
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,060
I think that's great.

549
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,420
I think that will do.

550
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:37,600
So, I mean, so far we've just got CIA secrets, deep state, MKUltra false flag redacted.

551
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,680
And then write, write live stream at the end of it.

552
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,920
Live stream.

553
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:54,740
Live stream.

554
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:54,840
Live stream.

555
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,360
Sounds good.

556
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:00,760
Says Josh.

557
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,760
And that's beautiful as well.

558
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,080
Milk snake.

559
00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:08,220
Thank you very much there.

560
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,780
Jason Bourne is after you.

561
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,960
Great to see you.

562
00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:11,640
Thanks for the stream.

563
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,120
Thank you very much for the tip there.

564
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,740
So that's the save that CIA secrets.

565
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,180
That should change now.

566
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,440
The title is beautiful.

567
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:21,080
Okay, here we go.

568
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,960
Let's let's get involved here.

569
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:30,020
Let's get really into this CIA mind space that we've been treated to by Activision.

570
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,180
Good guys.

571
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:34,260
Click the com link button.

572
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,200
I think she said.

573
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,820
I clicked it there and it seems to have crashed.

574
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,480
No, it hasn't.

575
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,680
And this is a new message in our emails now.

576
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:47,240
This is our secret CIA emails.

577
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,680
Maybe this is their own.

578
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,200
This is their own web.

579
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,480
This is their own internet.

580
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,620
Throwing its warhurst.

581
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,740
We've got a situation.

582
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,060
We're building the team.

583
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,020
Meet me at Langley in the lobby.

584
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,500
Great stuff.

585
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:03,280
Langley.

586
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:03,860
There you go.

587
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:04,720
It's mentioned again.

588
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,280
And that was warhurst.

589
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,200
Says he's building a team.

590
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,540
And he wants me there.

591
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,520
Let's have a look and see what's going on.

592
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,180
We can archive.

593
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,280
We archive that.

594
00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:19,860
Oh, it's already in the archive.

595
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,440
Going to warhurst.

596
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,540
We've got a situation.

597
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:22,860
We're building the team.

598
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,820
Meet me at Langley in the lobby.

599
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:30,760
I wonder how long he'd be waiting there for you.

600
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:31,880
We're about to find out.

601
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,080
And now we've a...

602
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,620
Beautiful stuff.

603
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,240
Beautiful FMV.

604
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,500
It's fast.

605
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:42,840
It's hot.

606
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,260
It's deep.

607
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,060
It's called Spycraft.

608
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,440
And it comes from Activision.

609
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,540
Thank you, buddy.

610
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,420
Hot.

611
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:51,060
Fast.

612
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:51,740
And deep.

613
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,240
William E. Colby.

614
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,900
Former CIA director.

615
00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:58,160
Was involved in the game.

616
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,480
Oleg Kalugan.

617
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,980
It's very west...

618
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,480
It's a west wing...

619
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,540
Intro.

620
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:08,680
That music there.

621
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,940
It's very west wingy.

622
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,500
Ji-hun Wang.

623
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:24,400
Did the music.

624
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,140
I wonder is he involved in any of the west wings.

625
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,140
And there's our man.

626
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:32,980
There's Warhurst.

627
00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:34,180
You're all waiting.

628
00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:37,120
Beautiful stuff.

629
00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:39,340
Team Maloon.

630
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,160
Thank you very much.

631
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,060
It's been a long, dark winter.

632
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:45,520
The new beginnings of spring beckon with some computer games.

633
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:46,640
And hell.

634
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,640
Thank you very much for the tip and the sentiment.

635
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,900
It's definitely when I share the...

636
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:55,900
I can see spring peeking its fucking lovely head through the window.

637
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,260
Not here yet.

638
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,380
It can't come inside.

639
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:00,740
But it's...

640
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:02,080
It's getting there.

641
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,800
Getting there now.

642
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:03,460
Getting there.

643
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,520
Turned out to be the cousin of his wife.

644
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:06,740
Alright.

645
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:08,100
Let's get started.

646
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,040
Turned out to be the cousin of his wife.

647
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:10,540
You all know Bruce Jeffries.

648
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,940
We brought him back for this mission.

649
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:13,700
People.

650
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,120
This is serious.

651
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,440
Serious stuff.

652
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,320
I have chosen Jeffries to run this op.

653
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,500
He's drafted David Holt from the DI.

654
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:24,080
And Jamie Seaton from S&T as in-house support.

655
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:28,000
He's also going to need a dependable operative in the field.

656
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,260
Which is why you're all here.

657
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,220
Lang.

658
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:32,620
Asai.

659
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:33,860
Asai.

660
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,000
Parker.

661
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,400
He does sound steamed.

662
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,720
Hopefully he's okay.

663
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,000
And Thorne.

664
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,500
Hopefully he's okay.

665
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,040
Ajin promises me you're the best of the new crop.

666
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,740
We don't want to cast any aspersions at him.

667
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,920
I'll make sure one of them does.

668
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,440
I want you all at the farm at 0600.

669
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,540
Bruce has designed your regimen.

670
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:53,800
Lang ball.

671
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,260
Top performer gets the mission and reports back here for the full briefing.

672
00:35:59,020 --> 00:35:59,800
Good luck.

673
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:03,860
That's lovely.

674
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:06,240
Some of these clips need to be cached.

675
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:08,860
The farm.

676
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,080
Let's get to the farm.

677
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,240
I mean, I think we watched this, but I can't remember it.

678
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,080
I remember the first person shooting bit.

679
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:26,460
It looked terrible.

680
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:35,800
Frank will be with you shortly.

681
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,700
And now we're inside some bucks office.

682
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:38,980
Frank's office.

683
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,180
I don't know who Frank is.

684
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,420
The music sounds like Resident Evil 2 on the PlayStation.

685
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,960
1998.

686
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:48,720
98.

687
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,120
Sounds like the police station main hall.

688
00:36:56,780 --> 00:37:02,540
Maybe Lee Hun Wang, who did the music, was involved in the...

689
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,820
These guns here.

690
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,540
In the making of this...

691
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:08,440
Resident Evil, but I'm not particularly sure.

692
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
I think Activision...

693
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:09,560
I think Activision...

694
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,540
Were American.

695
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:18,840
And maybe they didn't cross-pollinate with their Japanese counterparts over there in Japan.

696
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,100
Checking around what's on the table here.

697
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:24,420
Book.

698
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:33,940
Whether you call it compensation or venting and porting, it always gives a shooter better control,

699
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:38,340
less recoil, higher accuracy, and a faster second shot.

700
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,720
Open your vents at 2 o'clock and 5 o'clock.

701
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:41,980
50 holes each.

702
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:44,440
Remember, always use an extension.

703
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,880
Don't vent the barrel itself.

704
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,420
Trying to get away from this book here.

705
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,420
So you can click on this, look.

706
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:03,140
All the buttons are clickable.

707
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,040
No, they're not.

708
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,160
This one is flashing.

709
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,360
Let's...

710
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,740
You have two new messages.

711
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,500
To hear them, press 1.

712
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,920
Press 1, I'm guessing.

713
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,880
That's 1 there.

714
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,300
Yes, hello.

715
00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,180
This is Morrison.

716
00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:19,420
We've had a minor snafu down here.

717
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,340
I'm calling in a 147.

718
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:22,820
Minor snafu.

719
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,180
Situation normal.

720
00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:25,980
All effed up.

721
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,340
Sewage drain number 7.

722
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:29,900
No big deal, sir.

723
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:32,560
I bet one of the maintenance boys just forgot to lock up, but I'll keep you posted.

724
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:35,800
Frank, it's Dr. Cohen over at InfoSci.

725
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:41,180
Listen, I just wanted to thank you for resolving those LOS issues on the IR sighting.

726
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:44,360
Mr. Hanlon will be pleased if we're going to meet our milestone.

727
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,240
We're going to meet our milestone.

728
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:48,240
We're going to meet our milestone.

729
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,040
So that's that.

730
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,200
We don't need to hear it again.

731
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:55,780
Can we press it again?

732
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:56,480
No.

733
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,880
Anything else here?

734
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,640
We've got a skull and crossbones in the background there.

735
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:08,700
I wonder if that's anything to do with the skull and crossbones in...

736
00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:10,260
Oh, yeah.

737
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:10,720
Sorry.

738
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,040
Hold that thought.

739
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:13,760
FMV is after you.

740
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:34,980
Yeah, there's a fella in the background there as well.

741
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:35,740
I don't know.

742
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,900
I've seen him in many films before.

743
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,540
And I just can't name any of them.

744
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,640
They're all forgettable films.

745
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,480
But I mean, his face is memorable.

746
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,000
And I don't know what we're doing here.

747
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:48,880
That one...

748
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:53,480
That looks like a scene from a screwball comedy movie.

749
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:56,320
A militaristic screwball comedy.

750
00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:00,820
And I don't know who these fellas are here.

751
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,740
Maybe that's William Colby there.

752
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,920
Who they're going on about so much.

753
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:06,780
They're saying that...

754
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:11,920
William Colby was the director of the CIA.

755
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,920
The skull and crossbones, I believe.

756
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,780
Because George W. Bush...

757
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:19,400
H.W. Bush was the leader of the CIA.

758
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:20,400
The ringleader of them.

759
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:24,940
He was the fucking commandant or the head of the CIA at some stage.

760
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:32,040
And apparently there was some sort of secret fraternity that was involved in when he was in college called the Skull and Crossbones Crew.

761
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:33,580
And they did a load of...

762
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,140
Yeah, Jake Butler is in there in the chat.

763
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:37,600
He's saying he knows what it's about.

764
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,260
Skull and...

765
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,100
Skull and bones is the boys club at Yale, I think.

766
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,800
Maybe you're involved in it, Jake.

767
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,000
Let's have a look now.

768
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,560
I don't know what...

769
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,660
We just clicked the door.

770
00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:49,380
That's great.

771
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,260
And now we're into...

772
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:54,680
Some great stuff here.

773
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,380
Russian presidential candidate Theodore Dubanski was killed today at the hands of an assassin.

774
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,140
Dubanski was well ahead in the polls as of last week.

775
00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:03,940
The Russian...

776
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,140
Kabanski's after you.

777
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,740
...spector of mafia involvement.

778
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:20,300
Dubanski's closest rival, current president Alexander Polyakov, will soon be meeting with President Charles Brooks to sign the long-awaited N-Treaty, which will essentially dismantle Soviet nuclear capability.

779
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,540
Wow.

780
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,540
So very...

781
00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:28,020
I mean, it's prescient, as they say.

782
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:34,640
We're dealing with situations nowadays that we were dealing with back then as well.

783
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:35,540
Hardcore...

784
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:36,580
Sorry.

785
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:41,960
If a picture's worth a thousand words, these puppies will give you war and peace.

786
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:42,820
Puppies.

787
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:46,080
Get somebody's license plate, cross-check their face.

788
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,380
Hell, you can even see if they're in any or an outie.

789
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,520
What we have here is a series of puzzles.

790
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,440
Real peeping Tom software.

791
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,840
You've got a couple of surveillance images, and I've got a couple of questions.

792
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,720
Use the image analysis tools and your noggin, and we'll see how you stack up against the others.

793
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,180
Use your noggin.

794
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,960
Okay, Camp Perry is where we are right now.

795
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,760
I believe we click on this, and let's see.

796
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,680
We've got some quiz.

797
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,440
CIA quiz.

798
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:23,440
I believe this is just them trying to break it and seeing if we can really fit the mold, so to speak.

799
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,600
What is the license plate number on the brown sedan?

800
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,060
Oh, I don't know what car they're on about there.

801
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,580
You will need the zoom and optical character enhance functions.

802
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:39,940
Use the report button at the bottom of the tool to send an email when you're done.

803
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:51,720
Sorry, turn that down.

804
00:42:51,720 --> 00:43:09,500
So we've got some Mexican dodgeballers, he said there, who are selling out to the...

805
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,260
I didn't catch the rest of it.

806
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:14,020
So we need a brown sedan.

807
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:18,980
Wow.

808
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,840
Some great resolution on that.

809
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,020
How do we get out?

810
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,420
Clicking out here, nothing's fucking happening.

811
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:43,800
Back.

812
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:45,120
How would you press back?

813
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,640
Okay, I'm clicking back here.

814
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,140
Backhurst.

815
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,360
Let me see.

816
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,500
Imagine that was the end of it now.

817
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:03,820
Okay, here we go.

818
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:05,660
It just crashed.

819
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,160
For some reason, it just...

820
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,060
It stalls.

821
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:12,620
You have to then X out of the game, select some other window that you weren't looking at,

822
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,580
and then re-select the DOS box window.

823
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:16,200
It's...

824
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,520
They didn't have to deal with those problems.

825
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,120
Download Langley, so they didn't.

826
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,160
There's a brown sedan, it seems to be.

827
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,860
Thank you very much there, James Fire TV Stick.

828
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,880
Very, very kind of your drone strikes.

829
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,340
I don't think we're going to get to send a drone strike in there.

830
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:44,040
It just says zoom in on the fucking brown sedan, and then use the OCE tool.

831
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,520
It's a secret CIA tool.

832
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,380
So we're getting a glimpse.

833
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,780
We're getting a look inside the world of the CIA and the tools they had back in.

834
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,000
Look at that.

835
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:51,620
Enhance.

836
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,400
And now I can see.

837
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,000
I can barely see some numbers.

838
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,180
I can't even read it.

839
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,000
And I can't zoom in.

840
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,160
It won't let me go.

841
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:07,060
It won't let me go any further in to the zoom there.

842
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:11,300
So...

843
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:15,000
I think it says 2664.

844
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,460
You're not a killer, are you?

845
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,040
No, I'm not.

846
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,980
Former CIA director William Colby.

847
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,560
It's called Spycraft, and it comes from Activision.

848
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,800
They said report.

849
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,160
Click report when you do it.

850
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,420
I mean, I can't read the plate.

851
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,740
Hopefully, I don't have to type in the fucking...

852
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:32,100
Opening email gateway.

853
00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:37,060
Wow.

854
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:38,520
This is very slick, isn't it?

855
00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:40,300
Very slick.

856
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:41,600
We've got a multiple choice.

857
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:45,260
It says here, according to the surveillance, the license in the car was...

858
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:47,940
I think the first one, those G's, I thought it was six.

859
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:48,920
It's a G.

860
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:49,760
Two GG.

861
00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:53,480
We're sending the email.

862
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:54,700
I'm going to click OK.

863
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,960
Message sent.

864
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,040
Email sent.

865
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,160
Holy cow.

866
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,860
You smoked that one.

867
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:03,560
Nice.

868
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,700
The side did perfect, but you did even better.

869
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Bruce is going to be real proud.

870
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,820
Your mother's going to be real proud.

871
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,280
The dude is Charles Napier, says censorship.

872
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,400
Silence of the Lambs.

873
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:18,220
He was in that, was he?

874
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,360
Cable Guy.

875
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:22,220
Austin Powers, Blues Brothers, and Super Vixens.

876
00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:28,120
We've got another beautiful question here.

877
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,400
How many tanks in the area have their engines running?

878
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,300
You'll need zoom and overlay functions to compare satellite images with infrared data.

879
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,480
This is getting very deep.

880
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,520
Tanks are usually bigger, and turrets are a dead giveaway.

881
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:41,600
Report when you're done.

882
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,040
Two kinds of images here.

883
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,240
The first one's a sat shot of a Syrian military base in the Bekaa Valley.

884
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,240
Seconds and infrared are the same place.

885
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,800
Use the overlay to see how many tanks have their engines running.

886
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,300
Okay.

887
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,620
Use the overlay.

888
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,420
Some great sounds.

889
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,600
Use the overlay.

890
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,160
Is that the overlay?

891
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,280
Use the overlay.

892
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,180
The overlay button will show thermals.

893
00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:21,480
Okay.

894
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,320
Select images to overlay.

895
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:24,460
What?

896
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:29,780
These two.

897
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:30,840
Why would you overlay?

898
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,460
You've already got an infrared shot.

899
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,800
Why would you need to overlay them?

900
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,560
Image one and two blended.

901
00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:39,180
Okay.

902
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:40,500
Well, look.

903
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,720
I mean, we can see the tanks quite clearly here.

904
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:43,000
It's.

905
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,720
We're moving at pace here.

906
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,760
We're moving at a very fast pace.

907
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:51,220
Apologies if you're getting a little bit of inertia, a little bit of fucking sickness.

908
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,720
Nintendo Game Boy.

909
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:58,360
And that's a few tanks there, isn't it?

910
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,760
One, two, three, four.

911
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,160
Five.

912
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,800
Six, seven, maybe.

913
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,360
Eight.

914
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:19,560
Eight.

915
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,360
Select images to overlay.

916
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,440
Image one and two blended.

917
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,480
Fucking I'll just guess.

918
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,920
Opening email gateway.

919
00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:35,900
It's probably going to be a multiple choice question scenario anyway.

920
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,900
Frank Malkowski is getting another email in the post here.

921
00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,800
I'm going to go with eight running tanks.

922
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,780
Message sent.

923
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:54,000
Absolute crap.

924
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,500
Let's try one more time and see if you can do a little better.

925
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,000
If I show this to Bruce, he'll think you were guessing the whole time.

926
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,820
Probably would have done a lot better if you had.

927
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,640
Jesus Christ.

928
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,140
Two kinds of images here.

929
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,180
That's so important.

930
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,320
Sat shot of a Syrian military base.

931
00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:16,960
Yeah, seven.

932
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:17,640
I'd say seven.

933
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,360
Seconds and infrared are the same place.

934
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,880
Use the overlay to see how many tanks have their engines running.

935
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:28,220
He really made me feel like a fucking fool there.

936
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:31,340
But I suppose that's all part of their raison d'etre.

937
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:32,900
Raisin d'etre.

938
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:35,700
Raisins and etre.

939
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:42,060
And they want to break you, I think, before they make you.

940
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,980
That kind of way, you know.

941
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:49,720
So they haze you and they bully you to see whether or not you've got the sustenance.

942
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,100
The metal.

943
00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:55,400
I don't know how you're meant to guess how many tanks are running.

944
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,520
I can't even, I don't even, not even sure if they're even tanks.

945
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,060
They're just red blotches.

946
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,100
Opening email gateway.

947
00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:13,580
I'm going to go with eight.

948
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:15,820
And if it's not eight, it's six.

949
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:17,180
Because it's definitely not eleven.

950
00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:19,620
Message sent.

951
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:27,980
Absolute crap.

952
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:28,840
He's at it again.

953
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:33,360
Tell me the same shit again.

954
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,820
Probably would have done a lot better if you had.

955
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:42,260
I notice he talks out the side of the whole time.

956
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:44,020
I mean, I mean, that's not his accent.

957
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,620
But I mean, the way he was talking like that.

958
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,440
And they could have recorded a different video, a different take.

959
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,860
But this is a good actor.

960
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,280
He's been in Austin Powers.

961
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:57,840
As censorship said there, he was in numerous other amazing films.

962
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,000
Amazing filmography.

963
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:02,640
So they just probably didn't have that much time to do another take.

964
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:04,360
Or they didn't have the script for it.

965
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,060
They just thought, fuck it.

966
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,020
One reaction will do.

967
00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:13,440
Hang on.

968
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,800
Use the overlay to see how many jets other engines running.

969
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,960
You're saying eight there.

970
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:18,340
You're saying eight in the chat.

971
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,000
We've already.

972
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,080
Did we not just try eight?

973
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,440
Opening email gateway.

974
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,760
I picked eight twice.

975
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,360
No, I didn't.

976
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:28,740
Did I?

977
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,100
I picked seven first.

978
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,100
It's eight.

979
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:34,380
Okay.

980
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,820
No, because I picked six first.

981
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,640
Then I picked seventh.

982
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,300
And now it's eight.

983
00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,000
Are you sure I've been.

984
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:42,000
I picked eight twice.

985
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,280
Okay.

986
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,040
I don't think.

987
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:46,620
Now, you've kind of confused me and thrown me off now.

988
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,960
I had a clear.

989
00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:49,300
No, it's definitely it.

990
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:53,560
Message sent.

991
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,260
I had a clear idea in my mind.

992
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,700
Better not be absolute crap again.

993
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:02,120
Ah, fuck off.

994
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,220
That was.

995
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,420
Let's try one more time and see if you can do a little better.

996
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,000
If I show this to Bruce, he'll think you were guessing the whole time.

997
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,820
Probably would have done a lot better if you had.

998
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:18,980
There's no way I chose eight three times.

999
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,140
And if I did, I need to have my fucking head examined.

1000
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,320
Okay, let's go again.

1001
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,260
I think it's six.

1002
00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:29,400
I think it's six.

1003
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,900
Two kinds of images here.

1004
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,080
The first one's a sat shot of a Syrian military face.

1005
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,980
You can't send the email until he's fed in peace.

1006
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:41,120
Seconds and infrared are the same place.

1007
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:44,680
Use the overlay to see how many tanks have their engines running.

1008
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,340
I chose A three times.

1009
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:48,920
Didn't I fuck?

1010
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,160
Eric Porsche.

1011
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,440
Opening email gateway.

1012
00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:54,980
I hope it's six.

1013
00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,740
Six running tanks.

1014
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:02,540
Message sent.

1015
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,380
Here we go.

1016
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,220
It's definitely happening.

1017
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,820
The game is crashing now, no?

1018
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,260
It's loading up a new FMV.

1019
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,520
Nice job.

1020
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:12,420
Lovely.

1021
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,740
Maybe you'll make the wall of fame.

1022
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:15,780
Maybe you will.

1023
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:17,300
This is a new gadget from S&T.

1024
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,120
Very sexy.

1025
00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:23,300
If someone smashes the unit or steals the film,

1026
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:27,020
there's a chip in here that stores low-res backups.

1027
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,900
Downright sneaky, huh?

1028
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:29,440
Hot, fast, and deep.

1029
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,860
We've got a camcorder in the works,

1030
00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:32,620
but I'm not sure they've worked out the bugs.

1031
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:39,180
Dead serious.

1032
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:45,660
We're going to meet Bruce and himself down in The Zone.

1033
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:52,120
This is their new area in the CIA base in Langley Village.

1034
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,420
Very intriguing music.

1035
00:53:57,420 --> 00:54:06,780
Don't like...

1036
00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:09,220
Don't like this, guys.

1037
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,160
You miss, you die.

1038
00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:12,820
Here's your piece.

1039
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:16,620
Standard field sidearm modified to shoot a laser pulse.

1040
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,220
I don't like the way it's holding that.

1041
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,260
Target tracking combat goggles.

1042
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,480
They track targets, isolate buildings,

1043
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,800
even generate real-time range readings.

1044
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:25,320
Wow.

1045
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,180
Use them to gain a tactical advantage.

1046
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,000
Wow.

1047
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,160
It's the only advantage you'll have.

1048
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,540
Remember, Thorn, targets are always hard.

1049
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:33,960
So use the double tap.

1050
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,300
Chest first to drop them,

1051
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,420
then the kill shot, right between the eyes.

1052
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,580
Forget headshots, kid.

1053
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,960
I've seen point blank hits.

1054
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,360
Penetrate, curve around the skull,

1055
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,580
and shoot out the other side.

1056
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,720
When you want the kill, you go for the throat.

1057
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,680
I stand corrected.

1058
00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:52,680
Now, make me proud out there.

1059
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,680
Bit of tension there between the two boys?

1060
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,340
Okay, Thorne, here's what you've got to do.

1061
00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:58,920
We're thrown right into this.

1062
00:54:59,020 --> 00:54:59,700
Get across the skull and fast.

1063
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,100
See the display on your right?

1064
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,260
That's an overhead view, courtesy of our satellites.

1065
00:55:04,980 --> 00:55:06,560
The light blue marker is you.

1066
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,800
The enemy is either red or yellow,

1067
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,420
depending on how dangerous he is.

1068
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:10,760
Wow.

1069
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,520
I can see you.

1070
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:12,220
He's red.

1071
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,120
If you're not in his line of sight,

1072
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:15,060
then he's yellow.

1073
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,740
Now, green areas are vegetation.

1074
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:18,960
Use those for cover.

1075
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:21,820
Brown areas are elevation where the snipers live.

1076
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:24,300
The black area is open country.

1077
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,640
Get in there and you're asking for it.

1078
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:27,600
Right.

1079
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,600
Well, here we are.

1080
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:32,760
Warning.

1081
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,940
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1082
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:38,540
We use these arrows to move around, look.

1083
00:55:38,540 --> 00:55:38,560
Warning.

1084
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,240
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1085
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,340
Hostile detected.

1086
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:43,020
Hostile detected.

1087
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:45,600
Fuck yeah.

1088
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:46,860
Fuck yeah.

1089
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:48,420
Sorry about that.

1090
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:52,840
Two in the chest.

1091
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,880
Hostile neutralized.

1092
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,040
Hostile detected.

1093
00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,520
This is great stuff.

1094
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:00,240
Hostile neutralized.

1095
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:03,240
I'm really getting into this now in a big, massive way.

1096
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:07,160
This is like, this is,

1097
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:10,360
as Ash Forbes says,

1098
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:11,440
the early COD.

1099
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:13,780
This is before Call of Duty.

1100
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,960
Call of Duty before Call of Duty existed.

1101
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:21,000
And all those hours spent trying to rank up my character in Warzone

1102
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,640
of coming very, very handy there because I've...

1103
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,900
If you can do that in the field,

1104
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,440
you'll have no worries.

1105
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:27,220
Straight through.

1106
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:27,940
All right.

1107
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,940
You're ready to move on.

1108
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,940
I've placed a radio beacon in the arena.

1109
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Your job is to locate, acquire, and return.

1110
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,180
Use the sat-tracking and your goggles to locate the beacon.

1111
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:40,580
One more thing.

1112
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,360
It's not just some bogey out there.

1113
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,160
Our buddy Bruce is...

1114
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,600
Milk-proof robot.

1115
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:49,340
Thank you very much for your tip.

1116
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:51,100
You've got 30 seconds.

1117
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,640
Then I set him loose.

1118
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,720
I suggest you budget your time wisely.

1119
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:57,240
Pay attention, Thorn.

1120
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:59,800
When you're close to that beacon, you'll start hearing it.

1121
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:01,760
Right.

1122
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,920
We've got to pay attention here.

1123
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:10,340
And the music only underscores the importance of the scenario.

1124
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:12,280
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1125
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,680
Hostile detected.

1126
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:15,420
Fuck.

1127
00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:20,620
Great stuff.

1128
00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:23,020
Hostile neutralized.

1129
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:24,620
Neutralized.

1130
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:25,600
We're in.

1131
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,280
Look at the graphics.

1132
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,660
Hostile detected.

1133
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,280
Hostile detected.

1134
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,300
Right in the head.

1135
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,540
Hostile neutralized.

1136
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:41,500
Very, very quick on the draw.

1137
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:43,780
I'm actually impressed.

1138
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Hostile detected.

1139
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:46,460
With my skills here.

1140
00:57:46,540 --> 00:57:48,100
The gunplay is excellent.

1141
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,480
The movement's not great.

1142
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:52,740
You're kind of static.

1143
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,580
And you have to click next.

1144
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:55,900
Next place.

1145
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,260
Now he said something.

1146
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,220
About we need to keep.

1147
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:02,480
Listening.

1148
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,260
Okay.

1149
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:06,940
Back there again.

1150
00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:09,000
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1151
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:09,680
Warning.

1152
00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:11,780
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1153
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,920
Hostile detected.

1154
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,820
Hostile detected.

1155
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:17,120
Ah!

1156
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:20,380
Hostile neutralized.

1157
00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:25,480
Fucking hell.

1158
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:25,980
I don't know where.

1159
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:27,880
The beeping was in the back.

1160
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:28,940
The next screen.

1161
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,180
We moved to the next screen.

1162
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:30,920
We can hear a beep.

1163
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,220
Wait a sec.

1164
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:33,900
No.

1165
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:35,740
Now there's a beep.

1166
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,860
Hostile detected.

1167
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:41,200
Hostile neutralized.

1168
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:51,880
Hostile detected.

1169
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:53,240
I don't know what's going on lads.

1170
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:53,780
I don't know where.

1171
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:54,400
Where this.

1172
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:57,020
Tracking device.

1173
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,520
He said he has a tracking device.

1174
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,460
Or something going on.

1175
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:18,760
Where the fuck is this?

1176
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,840
Someone shot me there.

1177
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,080
Jake Butler says you saw it.

1178
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:25,880
Where is it?

1179
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:28,540
Ah.

1180
00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:29,520
Just got iced.

1181
00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:33,380
Thank you very much there.

1182
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,240
Snafu.

1183
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,400
Morning Francis.

1184
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,060
Any plans to do another live show down the line?

1185
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

1186
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:42,100
I have no plans of yet.

1187
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,060
But I need to play another game of chess.

1188
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:48,020
I'm thinking of doing a live show where I play a game of chess with Thomas.

1189
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,280
I wonder there Jake.

1190
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:51,700
Did you.

1191
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,300
I was going to say could you tell me where it is.

1192
00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:54,780
But all the.

1193
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,220
There's no point in giving me directions here.

1194
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,260
Because all these.

1195
00:59:59,340 --> 00:59:59,760
Scenes.

1196
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,040
Look exactly the same to me.

1197
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,780
I'm getting a bit tired of this.

1198
01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:10,320
Getting a bit tired of this section now.

1199
01:00:10,380 --> 01:00:11,420
We want to get out of this.

1200
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,220
Warning.

1201
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:15,420
You have entered hostile line of fire.

1202
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,060
Got a shot to the head there.

1203
01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:21,860
Warning.

1204
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,000
You have entered hostile detected.

1205
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,860
Fucking hell.

1206
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:26,740
Oh yeah.

1207
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:27,740
That's it.

1208
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:27,940
There.

1209
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,280
I think I seen it.

1210
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,360
Hostile neutralized.

1211
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:33,460
No?

1212
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:38,600
Hostile neutralized.

1213
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:40,680
What?

1214
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:41,780
Hostile detected.

1215
01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:46,440
You have to mop up the sauce.

1216
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:47,540
Before you.

1217
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,400
Before you progress.

1218
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,040
By mop up the sauce.

1219
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,540
I mean take out some of these.

1220
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:53,180
Scumbag.

1221
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,900
Hostile neutralized.

1222
01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:58,900
We've done it.

1223
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:02,200
Don't like this guy.

1224
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,100
So I cheated.

1225
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,540
There's no rules in the field kid.

1226
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,120
Just because.

1227
01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:08,220
I remember that bit.

1228
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:10,640
We've got a man down.

1229
01:01:10,740 --> 01:01:11,540
It was a headshot.

1230
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:13,860
Sorry about that.

1231
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,240
If you were triggered by that.

1232
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,760
The best I've ever seen.

1233
01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,900
There's Bruce Jeffries grave.

1234
01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:20,820
He's gone though.

1235
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:22,140
The company lost a great one today.

1236
01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:24,860
How did he get a grave right there?

1237
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,780
A plot right there.

1238
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:26,680
In the middle of all like.

1239
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,120
World War 2 veterans.

1240
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:28,700
The sellouts.

1241
01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:29,800
Those damn shootings.

1242
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,700
In front of our gates.

1243
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,480
He got fucking sniped man.

1244
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,860
Bruce Jeffries would have given us back our good name.

1245
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,120
Your mam drives a Fiat Panda.

1246
01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:37,800
Thanks for the tip.

1247
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,060
Now it's up to you Thorne.

1248
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,940
Shout out to Lee Hoyland.

1249
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:43,260
For being a waste of space.

1250
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:43,400
You made it in here.

1251
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:43,520
You can make it out there.

1252
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:44,620
Settle the score.

1253
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,380
Settle the score.

1254
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,060
We need to go back to Langley.

1255
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:51,500
We've just.

1256
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:53,900
We've just come through a pretty traumatizing.

1257
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:54,700
Traumatic.

1258
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:55,920
Few moments there.

1259
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,860
I'm not sure if you were paying attention.

1260
01:01:58,900 --> 01:01:59,900
Hello there.

1261
01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:00,400
To.

1262
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:02,460
Who.

1263
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:03,720
Someone said there.

1264
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:04,060
Hello.

1265
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,820
They're watching for the first time there.

1266
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:07,840
Barry.

1267
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:08,480
How are you?

1268
01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:09,240
Thanks very much.

1269
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,820
For joining us in the live stream.

1270
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:12,300
Barry.

1271
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:12,840
Now.

1272
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:13,940
Over to Langley.

1273
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,520
Let's go.

1274
01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:16,660
Back to the fucking base.

1275
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,480
So Langley is not.

1276
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:20,480
The Pentagon.

1277
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:20,820
No.

1278
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:23,600
I thought the Pentagon was where.

1279
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,320
Maybe that's just the central.

1280
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,620
The Ministry of Defense of the Pentagon.

1281
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,540
Langley is CIA.

1282
01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:29,680
CIA.

1283
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,060
That was intense.

1284
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:34,200
Higgy Smalls.

1285
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:35,000
That was intense.

1286
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:35,560
It was a.

1287
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,900
I don't know how to fucking process it.

1288
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,460
To be honest.

1289
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:38,840
It's.

1290
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:39,220
It's a.

1291
01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:39,580
It's a.

1292
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:40,460
It's a heavy buzz.

1293
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,200
It's just still.

1294
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,020
I'm still in shock.

1295
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:42,940
Police Academy.

1296
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,280
Thank you very much for the.

1297
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,760
Was that the Tackleberry guy from Police Academy?

1298
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,540
The guy you don't like.

1299
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,820
I can't remember what Tackleberry looked like.

1300
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:54,280
I can only remember.

1301
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,600
The sound man who made sounds.

1302
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,160
The lady cop.

1303
01:02:58,900 --> 01:02:59,720
The guy who.

1304
01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:01,140
You know.

1305
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:02,740
Probably wouldn't get.

1306
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,120
You won't get away with making a character like that guy.

1307
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:05,780
Nowadays.

1308
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,140
The other fella who was.

1309
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,480
A bit kind of crazy.

1310
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:09,460
Let's just say that.

1311
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:10,620
Um.

1312
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,000
And.

1313
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,000
Hightower.

1314
01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,440
I think I said his name already.

1315
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:16,660
Mahoney.

1316
01:03:17,180 --> 01:03:17,940
But who was the guy.

1317
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:18,940
The guy.

1318
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,320
Talk like that.

1319
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:21,560
Yeah.

1320
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:22,280
Yeah.

1321
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:23,680
And.

1322
01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:24,460
Was that.

1323
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:25,940
What was the crack there?

1324
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:27,100
Was that kind of like.

1325
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:27,920
You were trying to.

1326
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,000
Make fun of.

1327
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,160
Of people who were.

1328
01:03:31,420 --> 01:03:31,740
You know.

1329
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,960
How did he get into the police force?

1330
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:36,080
That was the joke.

1331
01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:38,700
Uh.

1332
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:40,360
Zed was his name.

1333
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:40,660
Was it?

1334
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:42,060
Bobcat.

1335
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:42,580
Was his name.

1336
01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:42,860
Okay.

1337
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:42,960
Okay.

1338
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:46,640
Okay.

1339
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:47,200
Thorne.

1340
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:47,580
Let's go.

1341
01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:49,160
We've got a choice between Thorne.

1342
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:50,300
Or DCI Sterling.

1343
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:52,340
I'm going to go with DCI Sterling here.

1344
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,860
Another disaster for the agency.

1345
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:58,520
We can't afford this after Ames.

1346
01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:58,840
Haha.

1347
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:01,140
We certainly can't expect Sterling's help.

1348
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:04,280
Remember he's a presidential appointee.

1349
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,140
Not a company man.

1350
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:07,420
Company man.

1351
01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:14,000
I wonder where most of these lads pissed when they were playing because their delivery is a bit stilted and jilted and slow.

1352
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,160
This guy.

1353
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:19,520
This fella inside here is the main culprit of the piss up.

1354
01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,420
The instigator of.

1355
01:04:20,780 --> 01:04:24,620
He had a secret hip flask inside his suit pocket.

1356
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,060
This guy.

1357
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:49,180
I put Lang on it.

1358
01:04:49,180 --> 01:05:02,420
The back channel is open.

1359
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:09,460
Two weeks ago the agency received intelligence from a well-placed source in Moscow codenamed Birdsaw.

1360
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,160
He predicted two assassinations.

1361
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,660
The first one Fyodor Dubansky.

1362
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,320
A right wing candidate for the Russian presidency.

1363
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:18,340
The second.

1364
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,160
Our own president.

1365
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,700
Now this intel was initially classified as B-.

1366
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:24,980
Unreliable.

1367
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,720
And we didn't act on it.

1368
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:30,240
Here's B-.

1369
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:40,780
I remember this one from watching the video.

1370
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:42,100
I think he gets.

1371
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,020
Yes I got the timing right.

1372
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,940
Apologies sir if you were triggered by that.

1373
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:05,720
That was the man.

1374
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:06,800
It was all fake.

1375
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,340
Bargain punt D. Dickinson.

1376
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,260
Thank you very much.

1377
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:12,980
Arkady Trabanov.

1378
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:14,540
An entrepreneur turned politician.

1379
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,300
Will now get the conservative vote.

1380
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,380
And build a coalition that can vote him into office.

1381
01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,940
Okay Birdsong's intel is now A+.

1382
01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:22,960
It's Birdsong.

1383
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,780
The president is in real danger.

1384
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:25,700
Hey.

1385
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,620
President Brooks is planning a high profile visit to Russia.

1386
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,700
He's going to sign a denuke treaty.

1387
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,400
The first one with real teeth.

1388
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:34,920
He wants to give Palyakov a boost.

1389
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:36,020
Yes but if this situation.

1390
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:36,700
Lot of names.

1391
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,340
Lot of lore here.

1392
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:39,780
President about postponing.

1393
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,080
And that is a conversation I do not want to have.

1394
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:44,060
Now Lorne.

1395
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,020
I want you to meet with this Birdsong.

1396
01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:48,160
And find out exactly what else he knows.

1397
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,260
We can only reach Birdsong through dead drops.

1398
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,380
No face to face meetings.

1399
01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:52,580
It'll take time.

1400
01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:54,220
Well you're going to have to do better.

1401
01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:57,120
I want any information Birdsong has ASAP.

1402
01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,700
A lot of good people in danger.

1403
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:01,720
Danger is what they do isn't it?

1404
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,860
Danger is what they do isn't it?

1405
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:04,220
Why don't we analyze the deal first?

1406
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:06,720
See if there are any additional clues.

1407
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,500
Like who pulled the trigger.

1408
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,680
I don't care however you proceed.

1409
01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:13,060
Just get me answers and fast.

1410
01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:14,240
And fast.

1411
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,660
Now this is my ass on the line.

1412
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:17,880
Lovely stuff.

1413
01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:19,080
Beautiful delivery.

1414
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,440
We have our orders.

1415
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:23,760
Beautifuckin'

1416
01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:24,840
Beautifuckin'

1417
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:25,640
Full delivery.

1418
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,740
Tess, can anyone see these chats BD?

1419
01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:28,100
How are you?

1420
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:29,160
What are you talking about?

1421
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:29,720
Birdsong.

1422
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,160
Screen speech.

1423
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,160
Dead drops only.

1424
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,360
Francis, where have you been?

1425
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,260
I've just been here.

1426
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:38,600
But I mean I haven't pressed the stream button you know.

1427
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,280
Thanks for joining us there.

1428
01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:41,820
And Birdsong.

1429
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:42,840
Jake Butler.

1430
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,100
It's Birdsong.

1431
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,840
I thought it was Birdsong as well.

1432
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:46,980
But um.

1433
01:07:47,660 --> 01:07:50,960
That was some beautiful, beautiful acting there.

1434
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:53,800
This is my ass on the line.

1435
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,920
It really had some.

1436
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,060
You can't handle the truth.

1437
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,360
Sort of stuff about it as well.

1438
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:03,120
Have you done any directing lately?

1439
01:08:03,460 --> 01:08:05,800
I directed breakfast this morning.

1440
01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:07,380
I had a couple of fucking pancakes.

1441
01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:09,820
Banana and egg pancakes.

1442
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:11,220
No fucking flour.

1443
01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:14,620
Just pure banana and egg.

1444
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,300
And I threw some sugar and lemon on that.

1445
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,840
And I directed the whole setup very well.

1446
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:25,600
If it was recorded I would imagine a great editor would be able to fashion something out of it.

1447
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:26,400
But that's it really.

1448
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,180
I'm not a director really.

1449
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:35,520
So I mean unless you consider those elements of my day to day life.

1450
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:39,000
Where I do direct the goings on in that scenario.

1451
01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:41,220
But thanks very much for asking anyway.

1452
01:08:41,380 --> 01:08:42,760
And Holly Winter thanks for the tip.

1453
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,780
That guy you followed into the room is the late great James.

1454
01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:48,140
Karen.

1455
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:49,060
What a name.

1456
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,900
You could be pulling my leg here.

1457
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:52,460
Because I've never heard of that name.

1458
01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:54,320
Sounds like a fake name.

1459
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:56,480
He was in my favorite film.

1460
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,880
Return of the Living Dead.

1461
01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,960
The first zombie film.

1462
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:02,020
They reference brains.

1463
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,480
Interesting bit of trivia there from Holly.

1464
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,060
And your man drives a Fiat Panda.

1465
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:08,900
Thank you very much.

1466
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,680
And then he got his lad out.

1467
01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:15,020
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1468
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,220
Have you checked the credits for the game?

1469
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:16,900
Not yet.

1470
01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:24,480
I'm sure we're going to do a little bit of research as and when we move on.

1471
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,880
We've got another room to check out first before we get into that.

1472
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,400
Case Officer Thorne.

1473
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:32,300
Welcome to Interlink.

1474
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:36,120
Sounds like we might have some emails to check out.

1475
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,740
Let's have a look at our com link.

1476
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:39,760
Which I'm clicking here.

1477
01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:41,080
But again the game has crashed.

1478
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:43,160
You need to move out of it.

1479
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,240
Oh James Karen you say there.

1480
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:45,700
Holly Winter.

1481
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,200
James Karen.

1482
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:46,640
Not Jim.

1483
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,440
Although the.

1484
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:49,480
James Gum.

1485
01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:50,660
So James is a name.

1486
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,560
We talked about Silence of the Lambs earlier on.

1487
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:57,900
And the Buffalo Bill character was called James Gum.

1488
01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:00,680
If I remember correctly.

1489
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:02,840
Jamie Gum.

1490
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:10,040
So what we do is we X out of the DOS box and then we go back into the DOS box.

1491
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:13,480
We should be able to hit the fucking com link button.

1492
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:15,740
Pressing it there.

1493
01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:16,420
Nothing's happening.

1494
01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:18,220
Mr. Huxtable.

1495
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:20,220
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1496
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:23,000
Computer Chronicles.

1497
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:27,440
And Big Red.

1498
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,660
Thank you very much for your tip there.

1499
01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:30,280
Big Red.

1500
01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:31,800
Back to DOS box.

1501
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:32,280
We go.

1502
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,680
Not getting anything here.

1503
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:38,040
Unless they're not letting me in there.

1504
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:42,080
Hot.

1505
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:42,740
Fast.

1506
01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:43,360
And deep.

1507
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:45,820
Fucking bro clads.

1508
01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:48,080
One of the coolest new computer games.

1509
01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:50,880
It's called Spycraft.

1510
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,240
And it comes from Activision.

1511
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:54,680
Okay.

1512
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,380
We need to get this show back on the roll.

1513
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,200
But we've hit this fucking speed bump here.

1514
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:01,280
And it's not letting me progress.

1515
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:02,580
How are those pancakes?

1516
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:03,680
I'm going to make some right now.

1517
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,760
5.30 a.m.

1518
01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:05,500
Here in Canada.

1519
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,160
Unbelievable stuff.

1520
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:07,540
Isn't it?

1521
01:11:07,580 --> 01:11:08,100
I'm still.

1522
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:09,860
I'll never get over the fact that.

1523
01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:10,380
I mean.

1524
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,240
This is a worldwide.

1525
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:13,140
Three.

1526
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:13,360
You know.

1527
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,800
Anybody can tune in from anywhere.

1528
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,840
You don't really ever think about that.

1529
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,620
But thanks very much for.

1530
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,180
For tuning in.

1531
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,640
And I hope those pancakes go down.

1532
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:21,820
Well.

1533
01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:22,580
Conrad01.

1534
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,000
Have to go and actually be present.

1535
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:25,460
Work.

1536
01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:26,780
Enjoy Wednesday morning.

1537
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:27,320
Spying.

1538
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:28,060
Well look.

1539
01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:28,320
I mean.

1540
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:28,540
It's.

1541
01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:30,680
The stream will be there afterwards.

1542
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:32,820
If there is a stream.

1543
01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:33,560
Because look.

1544
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:33,900
We're.

1545
01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:34,620
We're hitting.

1546
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,860
Some long grass at the moment.

1547
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,220
This is just.

1548
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:52,720
Former CIA director.

1549
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,460
William Colby.

1550
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,460
Former head of the KGB.

1551
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,680
Oleg Kalugin.

1552
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,080
What the fuck is going on here?

1553
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,960
Oleg Kalugin's after you.

1554
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,020
Former head of the KGB.

1555
01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:06,280
Oleg Kalugin.

1556
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,600
If we manage to get this working again.

1557
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,420
Controlled access.

1558
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,280
Authenticated.

1559
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,240
Fuck for that.

1560
01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:21,560
We need to save the bastard.

1561
01:12:21,740 --> 01:12:22,300
Because it's.

1562
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,220
I don't know how to save it even.

1563
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:26,500
I'm pressing escape.

1564
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,640
And it's not even giving me an option to save.

1565
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:29,540
Which is very.

1566
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,080
Very.

1567
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:31,880
Concerning.

1568
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,400
Because how are we even meant to.

1569
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:36,660
Save the progress if it crashes.

1570
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:36,980
You know.

1571
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,460
Welcome to the Bureau of Alcohol.

1572
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:40,120
Tobacco.

1573
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,080
And Firearms.

1574
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,420
We don't want to be in that.

1575
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:42,740
I mean.

1576
01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:43,700
We can go into that later.

1577
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:44,880
I suppose there's all this.

1578
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:47,800
bits and pieces.

1579
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:49,820
That you can go into.

1580
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:51,920
Aside from the game that you're playing.

1581
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,480
Where we've got a few new videos.

1582
01:12:58,620 --> 01:12:59,400
Save game.

1583
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,940
How the fuck do you save game here?

1584
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:06,500
Where do you want.

1585
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:07,360
Where do you get this game?

1586
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:08,360
I want to download it today.

1587
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,620
On GOG.

1588
01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:11,940
Jaundice Pocahontas.

1589
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,380
The same place I got the cockroach game from.

1590
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,700
And I.

1591
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,740
Got it there for five euro.

1592
01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:19,560
Forty nine cent.

1593
01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:20,880
It's an absolute bargain.

1594
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:21,980
For what seems to be.

1595
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:23,160
An unbelievable.

1596
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:24,080
Hot.

1597
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:24,560
Fast.

1598
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,340
And deep game.

1599
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:25,660
Hot.

1600
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:26,320
Fast.

1601
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:26,900
And deep.

1602
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,600
Let's just read some of this.

1603
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:30,880
Text here.

1604
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,340
Good old games.

1605
01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:33,980
Congratulations.

1606
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,540
You're going to do well out there.

1607
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,220
I can feel it.

1608
01:13:37,260 --> 01:13:37,680
Of course.

1609
01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:39,040
Now it's time to get cracking.

1610
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,040
I'll be around to help you with the intel you gather.

1611
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,160
You should look over the intelligence.

1612
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:44,880
On the authorized access page.

1613
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,180
At our data link site.

1614
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,300
The general reference.

1615
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:48,960
Dothier.

1616
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:50,460
Might be.

1617
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,460
Especially helpful.

1618
01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:52,220
As always.

1619
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,300
Your operations manager.

1620
01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:55,220
Will also keep you on top of things.

1621
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,200
And that's from David Holt.

1622
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,320
Over at the European.

1623
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:01,460
She is the office of European analysis.

1624
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:02,900
So he'll be dealing with the.

1625
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:06,280
The hullabaloo over there in Moscow.

1626
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,400
Which is in Europe.

1627
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:08,760
Is it?

1628
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:09,640
I mean.

1629
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:10,640
Is Russia in Europe?

1630
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:11,840
I mean.

1631
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:12,180
The plate.

1632
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,080
It is in Europe.

1633
01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:14,560
It's in Asia as well.

1634
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,720
It straddles continents.

1635
01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:18,080
I mean.

1636
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,680
Are there any other countries that straddle continents?

1637
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,580
I don't think there is.

1638
01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:24,340
Or are.

1639
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:25,300
Maybe Turkey.

1640
01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:26,360
Yeah.

1641
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:26,900
Maybe the.

1642
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,040
Maybe that area.

1643
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:28,700
That region.

1644
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:29,900
Okay.

1645
01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:30,800
Let's get out of that.

1646
01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:32,060
We don't want to get into that.

1647
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:32,240
Any.

1648
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,480
The west of the Urals.

1649
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,480
Comlink.

1650
01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:37,160
Let's have a look here.

1651
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,300
Assassination imagery.

1652
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:38,680
Now.

1653
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:39,880
Be careful.

1654
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,960
There could be graphic images here.

1655
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:43,720
We're about to see.

1656
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,180
I just want you to exercise a bit of caution.

1657
01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:49,200
Anybody who's of a nervous disposition.

1658
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,500
These could be pretty graphic.

1659
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,500
Thorne.

1660
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:57,320
I've put the Dubanski video up on the link with some tools to analyze it.

1661
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:57,840
Oh.

1662
01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:58,700
Gotta run.

1663
01:14:58,940 --> 01:14:59,800
The side's on the other line.

1664
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:01,420
What's up?

1665
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:05,180
Thorne.

1666
01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:07,920
The Kennedy assassination tools.

1667
01:15:08,860 --> 01:15:13,660
Will create a 3D model from video stills of the Dubanski assassination.

1668
01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:18,040
You'll find them on your workstation.

1669
01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:19,940
Says Jamie Seaton.

1670
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:22,120
I imagine that lady there was Jamie.

1671
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,040
Seaton.

1672
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,440
She was sat in a seat as well.

1673
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:27,320
Um.

1674
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,240
And they've.

1675
01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:32,960
This is software called the Kennedy assassination tools.

1676
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:33,500
I mean.

1677
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,820
Bit on the nose.

1678
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:35,760
Really.

1679
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,400
I would have probably called it something else.

1680
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:37,820
You know.

1681
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,200
The whole fucking.

1682
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,260
The whole fucking.

1683
01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:40,480
Uh.

1684
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:40,760
Uh.

1685
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:41,580
The CIA.

1686
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:41,760
The CIA.

1687
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,300
The CIA.

1688
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:42,580
The CIA.

1689
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,400
The CIA.

1690
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:43,540
The CIA.

1691
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:45,040
Actually doing the assassination.

1692
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,760
I'd probably have named the software based on it.

1693
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:48,700
Something else.

1694
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:49,240
I just.

1695
01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:49,860
I would have.

1696
01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:50,320
I would have.

1697
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,560
I would have.

1698
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,520
Moved Kennedy assassination from.

1699
01:15:54,420 --> 01:15:55,040
The title.

1700
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:56,260
But.

1701
01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:57,240
Each to their own.

1702
01:15:58,140 --> 01:15:58,600
Uh.

1703
01:15:58,700 --> 01:15:59,220
Message.

1704
01:15:59,380 --> 01:15:59,720
Back.

1705
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:00,820
Archive that.

1706
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,040
Priority one.

1707
01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:05,840
We've got another.

1708
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,080
Throwing its warhurst.

1709
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:08,180
We've got a situation.

1710
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:09,500
We're building the team.

1711
01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:11,460
Meet me at Langley in the lobby.

1712
01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:12,660
Okay.

1713
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:13,860
We've already seen that one.

1714
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:14,860
That's the archive.

1715
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,200
Okay.

1716
01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:16,360
We'll go back out.

1717
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:19,300
Close PDA.

1718
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:27,580
Kennedy assassination tool.

1719
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:28,320
Should be here.

1720
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:30,400
No.

1721
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:31,720
A phone.

1722
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:33,520
Messages.

1723
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:38,780
Okay.

1724
01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:40,260
We're going to have to find a phone number.

1725
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:40,720
It seems.

1726
01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:42,800
And start ringing some people up.

1727
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,320
How'd you get out of this phone?

1728
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:49,320
In.

1729
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,080
Case officer Thorne.

1730
01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:52,960
Welcome.

1731
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,820
Without Jeffries.

1732
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:02,040
You're running this mission.

1733
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:03,660
A very somber.

1734
01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:04,960
A very somber.

1735
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:07,100
Very somber.

1736
01:17:07,340 --> 01:17:08,160
Warhurst there.

1737
01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:09,180
Obviously.

1738
01:17:10,140 --> 01:17:11,240
Still reeling.

1739
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,040
From the death.

1740
01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:13,140
Of.

1741
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:13,980
Jeffries.

1742
01:17:14,140 --> 01:17:14,880
Or whoever he was.

1743
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,280
Go back out there.

1744
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:25,160
A rapid pace at the moment, guys.

1745
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:26,780
Real world info.

1746
01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:29,060
From actual intelligence websites.

1747
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:31,880
Now we've.

1748
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,820
An image which shows us the.

1749
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:38,940
The inner workings from the top down.

1750
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:40,240
You've got the inspector general.

1751
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,020
The DCI general counsel.

1752
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:44,680
Executive director.

1753
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:45,300
It's all.

1754
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,220
I don't know if I'm meant to really take any of this in.

1755
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,280
You know.

1756
01:17:50,380 --> 01:17:51,100
It's confusing.

1757
01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,620
And here we have on the desktop.

1758
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:57,200
The Kennedy assassination tools.

1759
01:17:58,740 --> 01:17:59,220
Cat.

1760
01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:03,660
So remember now.

1761
01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:07,060
The view window displays the virtual camera's perspective.

1762
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:08,800
The blue area.

1763
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,140
Dara.

1764
01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:09,920
Thank you very much.

1765
01:18:10,020 --> 01:18:10,960
The camera's range of sight.

1766
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:16,140
Zoom functions are available on both the camera and the 3D model.

1767
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,620
Use the zoom to isolate impact points and bullet holes.

1768
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:26,520
Connect bullet holes with the trajectory pointer.

1769
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,480
The Kennedy assassination tools will complete a trajectory.

1770
01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:38,460
Isolate the origin point of the trajectory and locate the assassin.

1771
01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:40,780
Look at the face.

1772
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:41,220
It looks like.

1773
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,220
File accessed.

1774
01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:43,920
Dubanski assassination.

1775
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:45,400
Compartant level.

1776
01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:46,240
Critic.

1777
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:47,340
The face.

1778
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,580
Of the fella in the software there.

1779
01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:50,100
It looked like.

1780
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:50,520
Do you know.

1781
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,300
When you draw a face on an egg.

1782
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,400
In school for Easter.

1783
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,160
You have to design an egg.

1784
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,560
His head looked exactly like that.

1785
01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:00,780
Case file.

1786
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:02,200
I mean.

1787
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,200
The Kennedy assassination.

1788
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:04,700
Are we meant to.

1789
01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:05,740
From this.

1790
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:06,860
The fact that we've got.

1791
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:07,980
A piece of software.

1792
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,040
Called the Kennedy assassination tools.

1793
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:11,040
Is this.

1794
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:13,540
Is that saying that they did it.

1795
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,980
I can't imagine that went by.

1796
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:17,140
Well in the meetings.

1797
01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:17,780
At the CIA.

1798
01:19:17,980 --> 01:19:18,560
At the top level.

1799
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,280
You're signing off on that sort of stuff.

1800
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:23,820
Oh Bill.

1801
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:24,960
Just.

1802
01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,580
You got a moment.

1803
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:27,320
About the.

1804
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:29,160
The Kennedy assassination.

1805
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:30,720
I think we could rename it.

1806
01:19:30,780 --> 01:19:31,300
Something else.

1807
01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:31,960
A little less.

1808
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:32,680
Obvious.

1809
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:33,780
No.

1810
01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,560
What's wrong with.

1811
01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,280
Kennedy assassination tools.

1812
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:38,460
Well.

1813
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:39,600
It's a bit on the nose.

1814
01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:40,820
People are going to think.

1815
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:42,140
We assassinated Kennedy.

1816
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,560
That's what they.

1817
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:45,920
That's what you'd think.

1818
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:46,500
They'd think.

1819
01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:47,440
Which is why.

1820
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:48,700
They would never suspect.

1821
01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:49,800
If we would name it.

1822
01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:51,480
The Kennedy assassination tools.

1823
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:52,980
Right.

1824
01:19:52,980 --> 01:19:56,600
Kennedy assassination tool.

1825
01:19:56,740 --> 01:19:57,560
A history now.

1826
01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,660
An unknown sniper.

1827
01:19:58,840 --> 01:19:59,620
Takes a life.

1828
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,960
In the chaos that follows.

1829
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:03,020
Clues disappear.

1830
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:04,820
Facts are lost.

1831
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:06,500
If only the event.

1832
01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:07,580
Could be recreated.

1833
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,680
The Kennedy assassination tool.

1834
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:11,800
Makes it possible.

1835
01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,540
Following President Kennedy's.

1836
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,580
Assassination on November 22nd.

1837
01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:16,060
63.

1838
01:20:16,060 --> 01:20:19,100
The CIA's Department of Covert Operations.

1839
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:20,880
Worked with the Warren Commission.

1840
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:22,580
To solve the case.

1841
01:20:22,580 --> 01:20:24,280
Of the magic bullet.

1842
01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:25,780
Privately.

1843
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:26,600
The operation.

1844
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:27,360
Was an effort.

1845
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,060
To clear.

1846
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:28,820
The agency.

1847
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,040
Of any alleged.

1848
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,520
Conspiracy.

1849
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:32,640
So it's great to know.

1850
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:33,160
That we're.

1851
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:34,780
That's.

1852
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:35,760
It's all cleared up.

1853
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:36,400
And I mean.

1854
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,660
A lot of conspiracy theorists.

1855
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:38,300
Would do well.

1856
01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:39,580
To just download this game.

1857
01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:40,240
For five euro.

1858
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:40,860
Forty nine.

1859
01:20:40,860 --> 01:20:41,540
And play it.

1860
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:42,980
And it would kind of be enlightened.

1861
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:43,580
As to.

1862
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:45,120
What actually went on.

1863
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,520
It's telling us quite clearly here.

1864
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,880
That they had nothing.

1865
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:48,880
To do.

1866
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:49,960
With that.

1867
01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:51,420
Assassination.

1868
01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:53,340
CIA ballistics experts.

1869
01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:54,560
Together with NASA.

1870
01:20:55,340 --> 01:20:55,940
Acousticians.

1871
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:57,380
Mobilized.

1872
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:58,380
The now primitive.

1873
01:20:58,720 --> 01:20:59,940
Surveillance technologies.

1874
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:00,440
Of.

1875
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:01,300
U-2.

1876
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,260
Spy planes.

1877
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,640
To establish.

1878
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,140
All possible.

1879
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:07,200
Trajectories.

1880
01:21:10,140 --> 01:21:10,660
From.

1881
01:21:10,820 --> 01:21:11,480
Dealey Plaza.

1882
01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:12,760
The grassy knoll.

1883
01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:13,920
The school book.

1884
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:14,680
Depository.

1885
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,260
The technological.

1886
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:16,900
Advancements.

1887
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,520
Became known.

1888
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:18,020
Okay.

1889
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:19,160
So this was designed.

1890
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:19,780
Obviously.

1891
01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:20,120
I mean.

1892
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:20,940
They wouldn't have had.

1893
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:21,960
The technology available.

1894
01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:22,660
To design it.

1895
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:23,280
Before.

1896
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,420
The assassination.

1897
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:25,780
But I mean.

1898
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,380
Unless this is an evolution.

1899
01:21:27,780 --> 01:21:27,980
You know.

1900
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,800
They already had.

1901
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:29,340
Some sort of.

1902
01:21:29,380 --> 01:21:30,820
Kennedy assassination tools.

1903
01:21:30,940 --> 01:21:31,760
Ready and primed.

1904
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:32,480
For the day.

1905
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:33,260
And.

1906
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:33,980
The assassination.

1907
01:21:33,980 --> 01:21:35,020
Was so successful.

1908
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:35,640
That they managed.

1909
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:36,940
They keep the program.

1910
01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:37,900
They kept it.

1911
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:38,800
And they.

1912
01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:39,980
They.

1913
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,180
They made it into a more of a.

1914
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,660
Cyber dying industries.

1915
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,560
Sort of thing in the future.

1916
01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:46,660
Nevertheless.

1917
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:49,920
We need to get into this.

1918
01:21:50,140 --> 01:21:51,000
Situation now.

1919
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:51,620
Receive.

1920
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:52,680
I'm going to click receive.

1921
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:54,840
Don't know what that's done.

1922
01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:55,400
It's done nothing.

1923
01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:56,400
Go back.

1924
01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:57,680
Go report.

1925
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,320
Opening email gateway.

1926
01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:02,500
I don't know what happens here.

1927
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:15,360
I found the assassin.

1928
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:16,380
By reconstructing the.

1929
01:22:16,380 --> 01:22:17,520
Bullet trajectory.

1930
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,520
The assassin was.

1931
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:18,840
Okay.

1932
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:19,440
We need.

1933
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:20,120
To.

1934
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,100
Go back.

1935
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,140
Cancel that.

1936
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:24,480
Cancel.

1937
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:25,800
I'm clicking cancel here.

1938
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:26,920
It's not working.

1939
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,200
Maybe I just have to select.

1940
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,860
A wrong name.

1941
01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:31,660
I'm going to click.

1942
01:22:31,740 --> 01:22:32,220
Jean Murphy.

1943
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:33,280
Which might.

1944
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,120
If I get it right.

1945
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:34,720
That might.

1946
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:35,660
Bypass.

1947
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:36,820
The entire.

1948
01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:38,640
Kennedy assassination tools.

1949
01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:39,200
Process.

1950
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,180
Message sent.

1951
01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:41,060
But Jean Murphy.

1952
01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:41,840
Doesn't sound like someone.

1953
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:42,680
Who would do the assassination.

1954
01:22:45,180 --> 01:22:45,600
No.

1955
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:46,880
No.

1956
01:22:47,020 --> 01:22:47,820
I've got nothing there.

1957
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,000
Case officer Thorne.

1958
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:50,900
Welcome to Interlink.

1959
01:22:51,340 --> 01:22:52,240
Let's close that shit.

1960
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:54,880
Kennedy assassination tools.

1961
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,940
Flembag and 9 mil jill.

1962
01:22:56,980 --> 01:22:57,520
Thank you very much.

1963
01:22:58,960 --> 01:22:59,840
Thank you.

1964
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:03,080
The view window displays the virtual camera's perspective.

1965
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:07,000
The blue area is the camera's range of sight.

1966
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:12,180
Zoom functions are available on both the camera and the 3D model.

1967
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:16,640
Use the zoom to isolate impact points and bullet holes.

1968
01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:18,540
I mean we've seen all this.

1969
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,200
When do we get to use the tools?

1970
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,520
Connect bullet holes with the trajectory pointer.

1971
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,500
The Kennedy assassination tools will complete a trajectory.

1972
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:28,040
Right.

1973
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:29,560
When do we get.

1974
01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:30,740
How do we get to use this?

1975
01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:34,480
Isolate the origin point of the trajectory and locate the assassin.

1976
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:35,820
Look at it.

1977
01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:37,520
It's like an egg with a face drawn on it.

1978
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,020
File accessed.

1979
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,720
Dubanski assassination.

1980
01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:41,200
Compartment level.

1981
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:42,180
Critic.

1982
01:23:42,180 --> 01:23:44,360
Critical.

1983
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:45,660
I would have said case file.

1984
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:46,880
Let's click the case file.

1985
01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:49,080
Jamie.

1986
01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:52,100
Best lead we've got is a video taken by one of the spectators.

1987
01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:53,400
Just as the shooting happened.

1988
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,120
The tape was damaged in the shuffle.

1989
01:23:57,340 --> 01:23:57,420
Use the.

1990
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:02,380
Why don't you crank up the Kennedy assassination tools and see what comes up?

1991
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:06,760
The stills will create a 3D model of red square.

1992
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:10,700
All Thorne has to do is connect bullet holes with a trajectory pointer.

1993
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,740
We haven't found a trace of a projectile.

1994
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:19,180
But we did find what we think are bullet holes near the podium and on a nearby building.

1995
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:23,180
If Thorne isolates the suspects let's run them through the mix and match tool.

1996
01:24:23,620 --> 01:24:26,020
Hopefully the shooter will show up on one of our databases.

1997
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:27,280
Right.

1998
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:31,200
History.

1999
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:32,040
No?

2000
01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:38,140
Building crime scene model.

2001
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:38,840
Here we go.

2002
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:39,480
Red square.

2003
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:40,400
Moscow.

2004
01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:41,780
Local time.

2005
01:24:42,140 --> 01:24:43,940
11.13 AM.

2006
01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:46,200
Beautiful stuff.

2007
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:46,720
Moscow.

2008
01:24:46,860 --> 01:24:47,460
Local time.

2009
01:24:50,060 --> 01:24:51,220
We are in.

2010
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:51,780
We're ready to go.

2011
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:52,440
The music.

2012
01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:55,420
Is very very intriguing.

2013
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:04,800
64 times.

2014
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:09,540
Alright so you move the.

2015
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,020
What the fuck is this like?

2016
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:14,000
I'm just.

2017
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:17,260
I don't know what you're meant to do here.

2018
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:21,320
I'm moving around the thing and it's showing me bullet trajectories but nothing's.

2019
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:23,520
Thinking in.

2020
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:26,560
Nothing that they told me to do has sank in.

2021
01:25:28,220 --> 01:25:29,240
To the noggin.

2022
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,160
Alright.

2023
01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:32,560
Okay.

2024
01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:38,160
Okay so we're moving around and then we can see that's moving our little image here.

2025
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,280
It's definitely Russia.

2026
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:42,940
They definitely went to Russia to get these images.

2027
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:45,180
He looks dodgy.

2028
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:45,880
This fella look.

2029
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,340
What about this guy in the background?

2030
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:50,260
No.

2031
01:25:50,260 --> 01:25:50,320
No.

2032
01:25:58,400 --> 01:25:59,860
A babushka there.

2033
01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:13,940
Let's go towards the podium.

2034
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,140
And we zoom in there.

2035
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:29,240
It's moving at an electric pace.

2036
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:29,720
Hot.

2037
01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:30,400
Fast.

2038
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:31,040
And deep.

2039
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,240
It's called Spycraft and it comes from Activision.

2040
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:41,440
You can only move the camera left and right.

2041
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:43,120
Cracky.

2042
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:44,900
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2043
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:46,420
You can only move the camera left and right.

2044
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:50,760
Not up and down which is very concerning and unacceptable.

2045
01:26:50,760 --> 01:27:07,380
What about this look? Over here? No, nothing. What about a window over there? We're looking

2046
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:20,740
for a man with the face of an egg. Sorry, I'm going to zoom out and...

2047
01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:30,740
and see different trajectories. Okay, so we hover over here, and it shows you trajectories of where...

2048
01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:37,420
So maybe there, look. That's a good line. Oh, look. No.

2049
01:27:50,720 --> 01:28:00,720
The pace is very, very fast. It's furious, actually. Back in a track suit. Thank you very much there. Have you been worth checking out if Neil Oliver has any thoughts on today's budget announcement?

2050
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:18,720
I'll have to have a look. He's changed the... He made an announcement that he's changing the format. He's going to do a Friday live show for two hours on the web. And then that's going to be cut and edited for a Sunday 6pm slot. So I don't know what to make of that.

2051
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:23,220
The speedrun is going well, Pinhead Larry.

2052
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,540
Speedrun is going not great, actually.

2053
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,420
I mean, we slowed down here.

2054
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:32,780
I'm trying to fucking find a man who looks like an egg.

2055
01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:37,780
I mean, he's got to be in one of these windows along here, right?

2056
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:40,260
We just...

2057
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:41,920
Maybe he's in that tree, no?

2058
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,020
Oh.

2059
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,480
Wow.

2060
01:28:59,740 --> 01:29:02,020
It just doesn't get any better than this.

2061
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:05,200
This is pure hardcore gaming.

2062
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,580
This is just the way games were.

2063
01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:12,140
And it's so sad that we've gone backwards, really, haven't we?

2064
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:13,020
It's just...

2065
01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:15,080
They don't make them like this anymore.

2066
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:19,000
Some pillars there.

2067
01:29:22,380 --> 01:29:26,580
I mean, if you're wondering what this is, the Kennedy assassination tools...

2068
01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:31,760
What about this?

2069
01:29:31,820 --> 01:29:34,780
Just start off at the fucking side and just keep zooming in.

2070
01:29:35,900 --> 01:29:36,340
No.

2071
01:29:36,340 --> 01:29:40,980
And then you've got this...

2072
01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:43,040
You've got a button here that says mix and match.

2073
01:29:44,900 --> 01:29:45,260
Oh.

2074
01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:47,360
We have to just look at people in the crowd.

2075
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,380
Looks a bit Zuckerbergian, doesn't it?

2076
01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:56,000
Now we've got this mix and match feature.

2077
01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:56,880
Wow.

2078
01:29:57,580 --> 01:29:59,640
This is very, very swish.

2079
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,320
Very swish.

2080
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:07,780
Zapruder Games.

2081
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:16,960
Credit to Jimmy there for saying Zapruder Games.

2082
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,180
Now, I...

2083
01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:21,140
No, I need to get out of this.

2084
01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:24,020
Pure Luigi Kalina jab.

2085
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:25,760
Back to here.

2086
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:35,900
Look, if I was going to try and assassinate the president of...

2087
01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:43,940
Or the prime minister of Russia or whatever he is there, I would have probably situated myself inside one of these side bits here.

2088
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,120
But the thing is...

2089
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:46,960
How would...

2090
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:47,460
Oh, look!

2091
01:30:48,460 --> 01:30:48,860
Ooh.

2092
01:30:52,860 --> 01:30:54,920
Mix and match system initialized.

2093
01:30:54,920 --> 01:31:00,000
Now we have to...

2094
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,680
What kind of software is this?

2095
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:04,500
Like, you have to tell them...

2096
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:07,680
Tell the computer an approximation of what the guy looked like.

2097
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,820
How would you give him hair?

2098
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,000
Yeah, it doesn't look like the egg.

2099
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,640
But I think the egg was just, um...

2100
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:21,180
That was like a demo.

2101
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:22,160
Do you know?

2102
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:29,220
I'm pressing hair here and it's not...

2103
01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:30,780
It's not giving me the option of hair.

2104
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:31,860
All right.

2105
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:33,060
Okay.

2106
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:38,860
Why would you not just...

2107
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:44,080
Why would you not just send the picture into someone in the CIA?

2108
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:49,100
Why would you go through this rigmarole of having to make a computer composite image?

2109
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:53,480
How are we meant to know what his eyes look like from there?

2110
01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:59,740
Let's just run a match.

2111
01:32:01,540 --> 01:32:01,940
Search.

2112
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:03,400
Searching.

2113
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:05,420
No match found.

2114
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:07,440
Fucking hell, this is gonna...

2115
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:08,100
This could be...

2116
01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:09,940
We could be in for the long haul here.

2117
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:11,500
No.

2118
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:29,540
Oh my god.

2119
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:30,920
Unidentified image.

2120
01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:34,760
I have no...

2121
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:37,860
Fucking clue what I'm doing here with this computer search bit.

2122
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:40,600
This is a real confusing part of the game for me.

2123
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:44,520
And I maybe need to just see what they have to say about it again.

2124
01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:49,900
Go back.

2125
01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:52,580
Go back.

2126
01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:57,960
Fuck.

2127
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,040
I remember them saying...

2128
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:05,640
There was like a little video where they told us what to do.

2129
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:14,080
I'm gonna keep going.

2130
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:14,960
I'm gonna keep going.

2131
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:15,180
I'm gonna keep going.

2132
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:19,060
You went past the bullet holes when looking behind the podium to the left.

2133
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:19,960
Align...

2134
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:24,880
The red line with the podium and the bullet holes to get the trajectory.

2135
01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:26,080
How do you...

2136
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:29,480
How do you align that?

2137
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:30,220
Because I...

2138
01:33:30,220 --> 01:33:31,880
Just hover over the image here.

2139
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:35,260
Oh, you need to draw the line.

2140
01:33:35,940 --> 01:33:36,860
You need to draw the line.

2141
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:37,960
What does that...

2142
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:38,400
How does...

2143
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:44,740
I can't see any bullet holes there.

2144
01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:46,040
Oh, yeah.

2145
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,220
I can see them now.

2146
01:33:56,220 --> 01:33:58,820
Connect bullet holes.

2147
01:33:58,820 --> 01:33:59,960
Create trajectory.

2148
01:34:01,180 --> 01:34:02,260
I think there.

2149
01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:05,180
Opening email gateway.

2150
01:34:05,380 --> 01:34:05,900
Gonna send that.

2151
01:34:09,460 --> 01:34:12,680
I found the assassination by reconstructing the bullet trajectory.

2152
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:14,580
The assassin was...

2153
01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:15,300
I'm just gonna guess.

2154
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:16,980
I'm just gonna say Pierce McDougal.

2155
01:34:18,220 --> 01:34:18,480
What?

2156
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:19,620
Who...

2157
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,980
Why was...

2158
01:34:20,980 --> 01:34:23,460
Pierce McDougal in Red Square?

2159
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:28,060
And he'd managed to gain entrance to some very high-value buildings as well.

2160
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:32,600
Like...

2161
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:34,600
It's a heavily...

2162
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:36,820
Fortified area that...

2163
01:34:36,820 --> 01:34:37,540
Around there.

2164
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,400
I doubt they would've just let...

2165
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,320
Anyone into the fucking building.

2166
01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:43,520
But he is there.

2167
01:34:43,580 --> 01:34:44,140
Anyway, I mean...

2168
01:34:44,140 --> 01:34:45,880
That much is true.

2169
01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:46,680
This guy here.

2170
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,520
So, wait a sec.

2171
01:34:55,580 --> 01:34:56,980
We got the bullet trajectory wrong.

2172
01:34:57,340 --> 01:34:57,820
So, it's there.

2173
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:58,860
That window there.

2174
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:04,860
To here.

2175
01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:09,240
I think there.

2176
01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:11,820
Opening email gateway.

2177
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:13,140
I mean...

2178
01:35:13,140 --> 01:35:14,460
You can...

2179
01:35:14,460 --> 01:35:17,580
Reconstruct an assassination bullet trajectory.

2180
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:18,800
But...

2181
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,300
How am I meant to know who the...

2182
01:35:20,300 --> 01:35:20,940
Who the...

2183
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:22,420
The person is?

2184
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:24,060
Like, I'm just guessing these two people.

2185
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,060
Message sent.

2186
01:35:28,060 --> 01:35:31,120
What?

2187
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:31,400
It worked.

2188
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:32,200
I got it.

2189
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:33,520
I got it.

2190
01:35:35,740 --> 01:35:36,220
Thorne.

2191
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:41,020
I want you to know I'm violating my own policy by doing this over voicemail.

2192
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,500
There's no nice way to say it.

2193
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:45,640
So, I'll just say it.

2194
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:48,000
You're off the team.

2195
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:49,360
What?

2196
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:50,500
Words came from Sterling.

2197
01:35:50,820 --> 01:35:53,960
Frankly, he's not the only one frustrated with your performance.

2198
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,140
I don't need to tell you what's riding on this.

2199
01:35:56,480 --> 01:35:56,740
What?

2200
01:35:56,840 --> 01:36:01,060
Jeopardize delicate operations in the lives of many good people.

2201
01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:02,220
We can't have that.

2202
01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:04,560
Your lack of performance won't matter where you're headed.

2203
01:36:05,620 --> 01:36:09,280
I've assigned you as liaison to the CIA's World Factbook.

2204
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:13,760
Clear out your office by noon tomorrow and report to the Factbook office by one.

2205
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:14,780
I've been sacked.

2206
01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:22,820
I've been sacked for guessing who assassinated the man there.

2207
01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:24,400
And look, load saved game.

2208
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:26,040
I didn't even save.

2209
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:27,600
Any.

2210
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,160
I didn't save the game.

2211
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:31,180
There was no way you could save.

2212
01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:32,620
They didn't give you the option.

2213
01:36:37,980 --> 01:36:38,880
Restore game.

2214
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,420
There are no save files.

2215
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:45,560
Just exit.

2216
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:45,620
Just exit.

2217
01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,220
Oh my God.

2218
01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:53,060
Game over.

2219
01:36:54,860 --> 01:37:00,900
That is unfortunate there that now we have to end this stream.

2220
01:37:01,660 --> 01:37:03,880
I didn't really understand the.

2221
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:06,340
It was called a great game.

2222
01:37:06,420 --> 01:37:09,540
I'm not particularly too sure why they called it that considering that's.

2223
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,880
That's how realistic it went to realistic.

2224
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:13,780
And it actually.

2225
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:15,080
You get the sack.

2226
01:37:16,660 --> 01:37:17,960
But a bit of a lesson.

2227
01:37:18,060 --> 01:37:19,960
A life lesson learned there as well.

2228
01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:20,280
You know.

2229
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:21,920
Always save your game.

2230
01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:23,500
Because you might get the sack.

2231
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:25,040
And then in the real world.

2232
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:26,660
In a real job situation.

2233
01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:28,760
There are no save games.

2234
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,280
You can't reload.

2235
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:32,100
I'm afraid.

2236
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:36,400
And I'm.

2237
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,220
That was.

2238
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:37,840
That was.

2239
01:37:37,940 --> 01:37:38,380
That was Stuart Shaffer.

2240
01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:38,880
I'm very.

2241
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:39,480
Very.

2242
01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:41,960
Saddened by that.

2243
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:41,960
Yeah.

2244
01:37:41,960 --> 01:38:03,860
I am shocked.

2245
01:38:03,860 --> 01:38:04,660
And appalled.

2246
01:38:08,740 --> 01:38:09,580
And now.

2247
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:11,740
Now I have to change the name.

2248
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:12,400
Of the.

2249
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:13,520
The fucking stream as well.

2250
01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:13,800
And.

2251
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:14,640
And then.

2252
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,660
We need to go into something different.

2253
01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:17,760
Because people might be coming.

2254
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:18,160
Thinking.

2255
01:38:18,420 --> 01:38:20,480
I'm going to see some CIA secrets here.

2256
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:28,820
There is no.

2257
01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:29,300
Unless I.

2258
01:38:29,380 --> 01:38:31,820
Unless I hunt down a save game file.

2259
01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:33,180
On the internet.

2260
01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:36,760
Alt plus F9 to load game.

2261
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:37,320
Keep it.

2262
01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:43,500
Keep it.

2263
01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:44,640
As a CIA stream.

2264
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:46,000
And do lies in the skies.

2265
01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:50,860
I'm not sure.

2266
01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:51,160
I mean.

2267
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:52,060
It could just be another.

2268
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:53,180
I could just go into some.

2269
01:38:53,180 --> 01:38:54,720
Shafé computer chronicles.

2270
01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:56,360
Or some.

2271
01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:58,680
Net cafe.

2272
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,160
Oh.

2273
01:39:01,160 --> 01:39:01,760
Just.

2274
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:02,740
Unbelievable.

2275
01:39:09,380 --> 01:39:11,640
Just going to go back to stream zone.

2276
01:39:12,260 --> 01:39:14,020
As the name of the stream.

2277
01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:15,860
Even though that wasn't the initial name.

2278
01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:18,040
In our initial public offering.

2279
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:21,780
So late.

2280
01:39:21,900 --> 01:39:23,760
Did anyone mention the Balenciaga.

2281
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:24,940
Schlug shoes.

2282
01:39:26,220 --> 01:39:27,860
Nobody has mentioned those shoes.

2283
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:28,560
As of yet.

2284
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:29,240
And.

2285
01:39:30,300 --> 01:39:31,480
But a lot of.

2286
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:32,140
I noticed.

2287
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:33,720
A lot of the uncles fashion.

2288
01:39:33,860 --> 01:39:34,440
Is becoming.

2289
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,560
The rig.

2290
01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:36,460
At the moment.

2291
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:37,400
A lot of people.

2292
01:39:38,260 --> 01:39:39,040
Are wearing that.

2293
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,340
In the high fashion world.

2294
01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:40,760
In the.

2295
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:44,120
Haute couture world.

2296
01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:44,460
Is it?

2297
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:49,020
So he is in vogue.

2298
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:49,560
In that sense.

2299
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:50,920
Disinformation on the web.

2300
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:51,440
This is.

2301
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,100
An.

2302
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:53,760
Episode of.

2303
01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:54,720
Net cafe.

2304
01:39:54,860 --> 01:39:56,000
That earmarked.

2305
01:39:56,720 --> 01:39:57,480
To watch.

2306
01:39:57,600 --> 01:39:58,980
After it completed the game.

2307
01:39:59,120 --> 01:39:59,480
But I'm afraid.

2308
01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:00,860
We're just going to have to go straight into it.

2309
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:02,200
It's.

2310
01:40:02,820 --> 01:40:03,180
Probably.

2311
01:40:03,480 --> 01:40:03,960
Topical.

2312
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:04,840
In a way.

2313
01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:06,500
Even though it was made in 1997.

2314
01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:08,560
Where we're hearing.

2315
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:09,800
Quite a lot about.

2316
01:40:09,980 --> 01:40:11,340
Disinformation on the web.

2317
01:40:12,260 --> 01:40:13,180
These days.

2318
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:14,300
But I mean.

2319
01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:15,860
It would have been.

2320
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:16,920
Child's play.

2321
01:40:17,020 --> 01:40:17,780
The disinformation.

2322
01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:19,440
To fucking vanquish.

2323
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:20,340
Back in 1997.

2324
01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:21,580
Compared to nowadays.

2325
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:22,840
Or it's just an absolute.

2326
01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:24,700
Fat pipe.

2327
01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:25,620
Of.

2328
01:40:26,780 --> 01:40:27,220
Slop.

2329
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:28,400
Information.

2330
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:29,900
A lot of it.

2331
01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:30,600
Is fucking.

2332
01:40:30,940 --> 01:40:31,680
Mental stuff.

2333
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:33,300
And hard to really parse.

2334
01:40:33,940 --> 01:40:34,920
Let's have a look at this.

2335
01:40:35,060 --> 01:40:36,200
And see what they were dealing with.

2336
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,280
And maybe there are lessons.

2337
01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,080
To be learned.

2338
01:40:38,260 --> 01:40:38,740
And taken.

2339
01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:39,920
From 1997.

2340
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:41,120
That could be applied.

2341
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:42,420
To today's.

2342
01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:44,020
Day to day.

2343
01:40:44,020 --> 01:40:47,740
We move that back.

2344
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:51,800
Onto the screen there.

2345
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,000
I think we've got the.

2346
01:40:53,060 --> 01:40:53,900
The audio.

2347
01:40:54,140 --> 01:40:54,480
Of.

2348
01:40:54,740 --> 01:40:55,620
Netcafé.

2349
01:40:56,700 --> 01:40:56,960
From.

2350
01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:57,400
Ninete.

2351
01:40:58,060 --> 01:40:59,280
Disinformation on the web.

2352
01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:12,540
Great stuff.

2353
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:12,540
Great stuff.

2354
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:22,600
Great stuff.

2355
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:23,340
Robert Schaefer.

2356
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:24,240
He runs a website.

2357
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:25,000
That debunks.

2358
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:26,160
False information.

2359
01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:26,440
About.

2360
01:41:26,860 --> 01:41:27,420
Parapsychology.

2361
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:28,720
And UFOs.

2362
01:41:29,180 --> 01:41:29,960
Some information.

2363
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:30,420
On the net.

2364
01:41:30,500 --> 01:41:30,900
Comes from.

2365
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:31,860
Usually reliable.

2366
01:41:32,020 --> 01:41:32,760
Corporate sources.

2367
01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:34,440
But at disinfo.com.

2368
01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:35,000
You'll discover.

2369
01:41:35,100 --> 01:41:35,520
These sources.

2370
01:41:35,860 --> 01:41:37,100
Are not always reliable.

2371
01:41:37,660 --> 01:41:38,040
And meet.

2372
01:41:38,220 --> 01:41:38,400
John.

2373
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:39,260
Always reliable.

2374
01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:39,340
Reliable.

2375
01:41:39,340 --> 01:41:39,360
Reliable.

2376
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:39,840
Reliable.

2377
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:40,160
Tom.

2378
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:41,140
He's an expert.

2379
01:41:41,140 --> 01:41:42,520
On web driven myths.

2380
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,660
Nintendo Gameboy.

2381
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,260
Cyberblast.

2382
01:41:44,260 --> 01:41:45,540
We'll send you free software.

2383
01:41:45,980 --> 01:41:46,220
News.

2384
01:41:46,220 --> 01:41:46,820
Gotta love.

2385
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:47,260
Automated.

2386
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:48,200
Gotta love.

2387
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:49,760
Cyberblast.

2388
01:41:49,900 --> 01:41:51,220
Usenet News Group scanner.

2389
01:41:51,860 --> 01:41:53,200
Disinformation on the net.

2390
01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:55,220
This week at the internet cafe.

2391
01:41:55,940 --> 01:41:57,160
The internet cafe.

2392
01:41:57,160 --> 01:41:58,680
Is made possible in part by.

2393
01:41:58,940 --> 01:41:59,600
PC connection.

2394
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:00,520
And Mac connection.

2395
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:01,400
The catalog.

2396
01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:02,440
And online superstore.

2397
01:42:02,660 --> 01:42:03,440
With over 10,000.

2398
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:04,640
We can move on from that.

2399
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:05,900
Nice.

2400
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:06,500
Overwinning service.

2401
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,900
Toll free technical support.

2402
01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:08,880
And overnight delivery.

2403
01:42:09,100 --> 01:42:10,220
We've got our friendly.

2404
01:42:10,820 --> 01:42:11,840
Panda bear there.

2405
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:12,800
In the background as well.

2406
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,780
www.pcconnection.com

2407
01:42:14,780 --> 01:42:16,440
Great stuff.

2408
01:42:17,100 --> 01:42:17,880
Really nice.

2409
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:19,280
Looking forward to the thatch.

2410
01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:19,960
Says Niall.

2411
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:21,500
It's a very low res thatch.

2412
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:21,540
Hi.

2413
01:42:21,540 --> 01:42:22,220
Welcome to the internet.

2414
01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:23,220
Terrible.

2415
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:24,680
Can hardly even see him.

2416
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:25,000
Cafe.

2417
01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:26,000
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

2418
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:27,060
Here with Jane Wither.

2419
01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:28,100
Andrew DeVries.

2420
01:42:28,420 --> 01:42:29,240
We're talking about.

2421
01:42:29,820 --> 01:42:31,000
Disinformation on the net.

2422
01:42:31,260 --> 01:42:32,600
So it was a raccoon.

2423
01:42:32,740 --> 01:42:33,600
And not a panda.

2424
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:35,500
Look at this situation here.

2425
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:36,600
It's a great scenario.

2426
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:38,300
Can hardly even hear the guy.

2427
01:42:38,380 --> 01:42:39,560
He's talking about disinformation.

2428
01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:41,060
Andrew DeVries.

2429
01:42:41,060 --> 01:42:42,200
We're talking about.

2430
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,980
Disinformation on the net.

2431
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:45,680
This is a really interesting subject.

2432
01:42:46,060 --> 01:42:47,140
Because the net like.

2433
01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:48,200
It can read.

2434
01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:50,000
Bad information.

2435
01:42:51,460 --> 01:42:52,780
Bad information.

2436
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:53,480
Let's have a look.

2437
01:42:53,540 --> 01:42:55,140
If we can increase the volume here.

2438
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:57,380
On this little situation here.

2439
01:42:57,900 --> 01:42:59,480
Advanced audio properties.

2440
01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:00,340
And then.

2441
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:01,840
Yeah.

2442
01:43:02,020 --> 01:43:03,360
The fucking application.

2443
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:03,700
Yeah.

2444
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:04,800
We'll put that on to.

2445
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:06,400
Crank that up a few.

2446
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:06,720
Yeah.

2447
01:43:07,860 --> 01:43:09,560
Maybe put that up a few decibels.

2448
01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:11,720
Maybe three.

2449
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:13,300
Maybe four.

2450
01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:15,780
I'd say 4.5.

2451
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:16,760
Des.

2452
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:22,860
Who are you guys talking to?

2453
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:23,600
Well you know.

2454
01:43:23,940 --> 01:43:24,780
Paranormal stuff.

2455
01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:25,920
Is all over the net.

2456
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:27,280
I mean UFOs.

2457
01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:27,980
Ghosts.

2458
01:43:27,980 --> 01:43:28,740
Aliens.

2459
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:29,540
You name it.

2460
01:43:29,620 --> 01:43:29,820
Right.

2461
01:43:30,220 --> 01:43:31,540
There's a group out there.

2462
01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:32,680
Publishes a magazine.

2463
01:43:32,820 --> 01:43:34,460
Called the Skeptical Inquirer.

2464
01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:35,380
And it's actually a group.

2465
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:37,080
Mostly of scientists.

2466
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:38,420
Even had folks like.

2467
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:39,600
Carl Sagan before his death.

2468
01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:40,660
And things like that on there.

2469
01:43:41,100 --> 01:43:42,740
And it really goes through.

2470
01:43:42,900 --> 01:43:43,660
And it says you know.

2471
01:43:43,780 --> 01:43:45,860
There is not a lot of factual information.

2472
01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:47,160
To back all this stuff up.

2473
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:48,820
A lot of it's not true.

2474
01:43:48,980 --> 01:43:50,100
So debunk some of it.

2475
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:51,120
Debunk some of it.

2476
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:51,580
Right.

2477
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:52,480
Exactly.

2478
01:43:54,860 --> 01:43:58,180
Urban legend.

2479
01:44:14,580 --> 01:44:14,940
Yes.

2480
01:44:14,940 --> 01:44:17,300
All the stories that I always heard.

2481
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:20,000
I'm never really sure if it's true or not.

2482
01:44:20,100 --> 01:44:21,500
Alligators in the sewers.

2483
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:22,260
And things like that.

2484
01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:23,160
Well alligators in the sewers.

2485
01:44:23,260 --> 01:44:23,980
You know that's one thing.

2486
01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:27,020
You know whether or not the dog.

2487
01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:28,260
That they brought back from Mexico.

2488
01:44:28,260 --> 01:44:29,120
Was really a dog.

2489
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,080
Or it was actually a rat.

2490
01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,140
You know those kind of stories.

2491
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:31,800
There's a million of those.

2492
01:44:31,900 --> 01:44:32,760
Yeah a million of those.

2493
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:33,880
And then talking about disinformation.

2494
01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:34,920
I wonder if you're drinking.

2495
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:35,440
Do you know the.

2496
01:44:36,100 --> 01:44:37,660
They're saying the microplastics.

2497
01:44:37,660 --> 01:44:38,860
Are in the blood.

2498
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:40,080
In the fucking body.

2499
01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:41,840
Now if you drink straight from the bottle.

2500
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:44,040
Is that going to be a microplastic scenario?

2501
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:47,020
I mean it's too late.

2502
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:48,200
At this stage.

2503
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,340
It's much too late.

2504
01:44:49,480 --> 01:44:51,660
The quote unquote land dispute.

2505
01:44:52,140 --> 01:44:53,460
In Big Mountain in Arizona.

2506
01:44:53,680 --> 01:44:54,560
So we're going to talk about that too.

2507
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:55,900
Speaking of disinformation.

2508
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:57,560
The TWA plane crash.

2509
01:44:57,660 --> 01:44:58,800
The fashion is great as well.

2510
01:44:58,900 --> 01:45:00,760
It is a beautiful leather gilet.

2511
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:02,800
Or body warmer.

2512
01:45:02,940 --> 01:45:03,960
Speaking of disinformation.

2513
01:45:04,420 --> 01:45:05,800
The TWA plane crash.

2514
01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:07,840
All those stories that went out on the net.

2515
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:09,160
About missiles and the Navy.

2516
01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:10,620
We're going to talk to a guy.

2517
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:12,800
Who runs a site called conspired.com.

2518
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:14,020
Conspired.com.

2519
01:45:14,020 --> 01:45:16,280
All those mysterious conspiracies that come up.

2520
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:17,680
Let's see.

2521
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:19,160
Is it still happening?

2522
01:45:21,340 --> 01:45:23,280
Conspired.com.

2523
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:29,920
Nothing happening there.

2524
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:31,520
I just got an ad block warning.

2525
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:32,760
So who knows.

2526
01:45:32,820 --> 01:45:33,660
And then you've got these.

2527
01:45:34,140 --> 01:45:36,640
Little tools down the side of the page here.

2528
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:38,600
Or if that's the browser actually.

2529
01:45:39,540 --> 01:45:40,640
So it's just blank.

2530
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:41,640
I've never seen that.

2531
01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:42,300
It's not even.

2532
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,280
It's not even giving us an error.

2533
01:45:44,420 --> 01:45:46,100
The page doesn't exist anymore.

2534
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:48,240
It's just a pure white blank.

2535
01:45:48,880 --> 01:45:49,740
They got him.

2536
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:50,340
Says Natto.

2537
01:45:50,420 --> 01:45:51,940
And it seems to be the case.

2538
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:53,800
Your man has been fucking wiped out.

2539
01:45:54,460 --> 01:45:54,980
White out.

2540
01:45:56,980 --> 01:45:57,900
From the TWA.

2541
01:45:57,900 --> 01:46:03,100
through jfk on and on it's really going to be interesting disinformation on the net coming up

2542
01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:10,200
gfk mentioned so it does fit in in a way i mean what a pisser though i don't wish they would have

2543
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:18,480
given you a save game function built in or said you know what maybe it's best you thorn i think

2544
01:46:18,480 --> 01:46:25,140
you should save the game now thorn uh but there was there wasn't any of that built in they didn't

2545
01:46:25,140 --> 01:46:29,520
even think about making a cut scene telling you how to do it and here we are great website which

2546
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:35,180
lists all of urban legends galore especially some of the things that even i've heard about

2547
01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:39,600
what prompted your interest and how long you've been doing it well i've been doing it about six

2548
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:44,520
or seven years since i david nichols across the internet and i can't say exactly why just i found

2549
01:46:44,520 --> 01:46:50,940
an urban legend news group and it looked interesting and so david nichols is after you and i think he

2550
01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:56,940
might have um created that site there conspire which turned out that's that's what you get now

2551
01:46:56,940 --> 01:47:01,920
when you go there chilling you know i've been reading and writing i could i could be wrong

2552
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:07,640
about them for several years now and about two years ago i decided to put up my own website so i didn't

2553
01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:12,200
have to keep writing the same stuff over and over again so one of the great ones i just want to see

2554
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:19,820
that there urban legends reference page hot topics computer viruses new orleans kidney theft

2555
01:47:19,820 --> 01:47:25,400
some other stuff there as well keep writing the same stuff over and over again so one of the great

2556
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,580
ones i see at your website you've got a lot of information about walt disney and the disney

2557
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:34,520
studios right what are some of the great stories that you've heard over and over again oh well you

2558
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:39,200
know everybody's heard that here we go we've heard a lot about walt disney back in the day and this is

2559
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:48,600
the website showing out i i believe there were uh there were ties i could be wrong to the nazi party i'm not

2560
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:54,800
particularly too sure about that i could be getting that wrong and mixing it up with maybe he had a right

2561
01:47:54,800 --> 01:48:02,000
pair of busy hands on him that's that's another thing i think i heard about could be wrong uh but uh you

2562
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:08,680
can't fucking slander the dead and i when i say busy hands i don't mean he was drawing fucking flip books

2563
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:14,840
of donald duck and fucking pluto and the boys he was doing some bad stuff apparently i'm not sure

2564
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:23,160
could be wrong uh everything's alleged don't come after me disney was in cryogenic storage after he died

2565
01:48:23,160 --> 01:48:30,560
he was in cryogenic storage look walt disney's frozen maybe they made the movie frozen or was that pixar

2566
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:38,060
pixar is disney isn't it who knows maybe disney made the movie frozen to throw people off of the

2567
01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:44,420
fucking scent about the cryogenic bullshit that went on you know and you know he was cremated you know

2568
01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:50,500
that's amply documented but people still repeat the story there's no evidence that walt disney arranged

2569
01:48:50,500 --> 01:48:59,060
for was interested in or had even heard of cryogenic suspension prior to his death his body was cremated

2570
01:48:59,060 --> 01:49:07,480
and later interred at forest lawn memorial park in glendale california let's have a little look at that

2571
01:49:07,480 --> 01:49:10,660
disney's grave

2572
01:49:10,660 --> 01:49:20,500
forest lawn straight up look interesting stuff and we've got a lovely little pin drop as well

2573
01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:27,520
you could hear a fucking pin drop thank you very much there ross kemp for your kind hearted tip fell

2574
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:34,280
into a devries hole just now these days he's a probate agent i we we found that out yeah these days

2575
01:49:34,280 --> 01:49:40,140
he's a probate agent with a proper billy bob thornton looking face you'll be glad to know he's still

2576
01:49:40,140 --> 01:49:44,380
rolling around the bay area why would i be glad to know it's not like i want to get in touch with them

2577
01:49:44,380 --> 01:49:51,160
and hang out but i mean there is a limit to you know checking up on these people i think it just

2578
01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:56,100
stretches as far as a google search and then a click on a site and then that's that we don't want to go

2579
01:49:56,100 --> 01:50:01,880
after them uh but thanks very much for the tip there ross kemp forest lawn this is where disney

2580
01:50:01,880 --> 01:50:10,880
is buried i wonder if there's any pictures of the disney experience the disney grave looks fairly

2581
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:17,280
masonic i'm not just saying that because it's all like you know conspiracy has a

2582
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:24,860
madness uh you know a bit of clickbaity sort of stuff it's it does look masonic but that window that

2583
01:50:24,860 --> 01:50:28,900
rose window there looks french looks like notre dame cathedral

2584
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:35,680
walt disney is after you gregoski thanks very much for the tip some say he freezes his victims

2585
01:50:35,680 --> 01:50:41,820
to consume their stem cells later watch yourself i don't know whether or not he's still knocking

2586
01:50:41,820 --> 01:50:52,300
around post death you would imagine he he isn't uh the disney man well it looks like a great cemetery i

2587
01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:58,900
i think i definitely uh would maybe go for a quick look and pay respects to the man

2588
01:50:58,900 --> 01:51:05,520
who made the mouse mr disney himself mickey disney

2589
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:15,320
and i i remember a game brought out there a few years ago called epic mickey and i was very

2590
01:51:15,320 --> 01:51:20,800
surprised that they didn't you know the way they change products names in different countries

2591
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:26,780
i would have definitely changed the name of that for this for here because i mean

2592
01:51:26,780 --> 01:51:34,080
it probably didn't sell it might not have sold that forget it it's it's a stupid game anyway

2593
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:39,680
apparently i and maybe we might even be worth playing it on stream one of the days uh i can't

2594
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:44,480
there's no images here i thought there was going to be a lot of pictures of disney's grave but there

2595
01:51:44,480 --> 01:51:49,860
doesn't seem to be anything here unless he's in a fucking actually where did he not say he was

2596
01:51:49,860 --> 01:51:57,760
cremated there in the uh his body was cremated and later interred okay so there might be a mausoleum

2597
01:51:57,760 --> 01:52:03,800
or a fucking whatever you call those bloody things that they stick rich people in when they die because

2598
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:29,080
they're too posh to be with the high poly and the detritus that they lorded over whilst in the real realm and even in death they need to be incarcerated in a fucking wicked hot grave tomb and not a mausoleum a wicked hot grave tomb willy harold fact check thank you very much for the tip the head the head of frank

2599
01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:34,920
court is in cryogenic storage in a purpose-built facility in limerick you say thanks very much

2600
01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:44,760
for that use the overlay function i'm afraid we can't use the kennedy assassination tools here to be able to uh

2601
01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:58,840
find out where uh disney is located but uh look that's five minutes we've spent looking scrolling through here nothing i i thought we were going to get some sort of selfies with people wearing mickey mouse ears and stuff like that at the grave

2602
01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:12,520
grave but that hasn't happened thank god that would be disrespectful the freedom mausoleum now look at this let's check this out it's a big picture it's a big make that a bit bigger there

2603
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:25,720
and bring that over there that's probably where he's incarcerated the ashes of what walter disney could well be inside that mausoleum i'm just guessing

2604
01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:31,960
just guessing but it could be where he's kept

2605
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:40,520
i mean it's a bit of a waste of time i would have your your ashes don't you scatter ashes you don't keep

2606
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:43,560
them inside a fucking building then here you don't

2607
01:53:48,440 --> 01:53:51,720
have a look here see if there's any more bits and pieces

2608
01:53:55,480 --> 01:53:59,880
jesus gonzalez zamora

2609
01:53:59,880 --> 01:54:09,080
it must be cool for the lads out in the hispanic world who get called jesus you know going around and

2610
01:54:09,080 --> 01:54:09,960
that is your name

2611
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,040
and you would think that maybe because they're so

2612
01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:18,760
religious that they wouldn't uh because you don't get lads over here called jesus

2613
01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:27,480
you know jesus murphy or jesus lavin it wouldn't it would be seen as probably disrespectful but then

2614
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:31,000
when you're saying oh jesus is how they pronounce it

2615
01:54:32,200 --> 01:54:37,960
i think that's the way they probably they probably call christ jesus christ do they not

2616
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:45,320
that's how they say it so it is you are naming someone after luther now look at the roots on that tree

2617
01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:48,600
they had a great day out at the cemetery

2618
01:54:50,200 --> 01:54:54,520
we can enhance here we can use the kennedy assassination tools to enhance

2619
01:54:56,280 --> 01:55:01,560
and we can see a family enjoying the roots bloody roots of a tree there

2620
01:55:02,760 --> 01:55:09,000
science friday a man with a child on his shoulder and science friday is written on his shirt

2621
01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:15,640
so it might have been a science-based trip on a friday afternoon to the local graveyard

2622
01:55:16,840 --> 01:55:19,640
but look i mean as graveyards go

2623
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:28,200
it's it's knockout i've never seen anything like this everything is pristine there are many

2624
01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:31,160
kind of statues made

2625
01:55:33,480 --> 01:55:41,560
you know very intricately uh sculpted and executed and rendered the builder's creed

2626
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:48,920
i'm gonna read to you now the builder put on a bit of somber music while we read the builder's creed

2627
01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:51,240
there we can get that do we have somber music

2628
01:55:56,440 --> 01:55:57,480
i think that might work

2629
01:56:00,680 --> 01:56:09,320
yeah yeah it's it's slow enough it's not that somber but it'll do i believe in a happy this is the

2630
01:56:09,320 --> 01:56:15,160
builder's creed i believe in happy eternal life i believe those of us who are left behind

2631
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:23,000
should be glad in the certain belief that those gone before who believed in him have entered into that

2632
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:40,520
happier life i believe most of all in a christ that smiles and loves you and me i therefore know the cemeteries of today are wrong because they depict an end this is very uh it's too much if you ask me i'm gonna continue reading it but it's too much sleety thank you very much there for the tips check out the real disney gravy sage in carlo i don't think that but there's crappies gravy

2633
01:56:40,520 --> 01:56:57,560
in carlo i therefore know the cemeteries of today are wrong because they depict an end not a beginning they have consequently become unsightly stone yards full of in artistic symbols and depressing customs jesus talk about fucking

2634
01:56:57,560 --> 01:56:59,280
as they depict an end, not a beginning.

2635
01:56:59,940 --> 01:57:03,260
They have consequently become unsightly stoneyards

2636
01:57:03,260 --> 01:57:07,340
full of inartistic symbols and depressing customs.

2637
01:57:08,080 --> 01:57:11,540
Jesus, talk about fucking really...

2638
01:57:11,540 --> 01:57:14,060
Even in death, the snobbery continues

2639
01:57:14,060 --> 01:57:19,540
in like a massive stone epitaph of pure snobbery.

2640
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:22,620
It's like, yeah, these graveyards are shite.

2641
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:26,120
So this one is a real graveyard and it's class.

2642
01:57:26,300 --> 01:57:29,240
It's not like your run-of-the-mill fucking depressing

2643
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:32,220
artistic symbol yard.

2644
01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:36,860
Places that do nothing for humanity and save a practical act

2645
01:57:36,860 --> 01:57:37,920
and that not well.

2646
01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:44,860
I therefore prayerfully resolve on this New Year's Day 1917,

2647
01:57:45,340 --> 01:57:48,840
not bad for 1917, I made that look,

2648
01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:55,040
that I shall endeavour to build forest lawn

2649
01:57:55,040 --> 01:57:58,800
as different as unlike other cemeteries,

2650
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:01,820
as sunshine is unlike darkness.

2651
01:58:06,820 --> 01:58:07,660
Darkness.

2652
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:08,740
Darkness.

2653
01:58:10,120 --> 01:58:10,720
Darkness.

2654
01:58:12,180 --> 01:58:12,560
Yeah.

2655
01:58:13,980 --> 01:58:15,780
Devoid of misshapen monuments.

2656
01:58:15,780 --> 01:58:17,560
Other custom.

2657
01:58:19,900 --> 01:58:23,460
Devoid of misshapen monuments and other customary signs of early death,

2658
01:58:23,540 --> 01:58:25,320
but filled with towering trees.

2659
01:58:26,260 --> 01:58:26,820
Trees.

2660
01:58:27,080 --> 01:58:27,800
Trees.

2661
01:58:28,180 --> 01:58:28,700
Trees.

2662
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:29,740
Feel the dream.

2663
01:58:30,740 --> 01:58:32,120
Anaconda G, please.

2664
01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:34,000
Thank you very much for the tip.

2665
01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:37,300
Sorry about that.

2666
01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:39,140
Turn that voice thing off there.

2667
01:58:41,020 --> 01:58:48,700
Sweeping lawns, splashing fountains, singing birds, beautiful, statuary, cheerful flowers,

2668
01:58:49,360 --> 01:58:54,220
noble memorial architecture with interiors full of light and colour,

2669
01:58:54,980 --> 01:58:59,000
and redolent of the world's best history and romances.

2670
01:58:59,660 --> 01:59:00,300
Fucking hell.

2671
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:03,340
Imagine they had a bidet there, yeah?

2672
01:59:03,540 --> 01:59:08,500
And now you're playing a solid stone mason's bidet jar.

2673
01:59:08,860 --> 01:59:13,280
Forest lawns, I believe these things educate and uplift a community.

2674
01:59:13,500 --> 01:59:18,840
Forest lawns shall become a place where lovers, new and old,

2675
01:59:19,660 --> 01:59:24,340
shall love to stroll and watch the sunsets glow,

2676
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:27,300
planning for the future or reminiscing of the past.

2677
01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:30,980
A place where the artists study and sketch,

2678
01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:35,020
where school teachers bring happy children to see the things they read of in books,

2679
01:59:35,020 --> 01:59:39,980
where little churches invite, triumphant in the knowledge that from their pulpits,

2680
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:41,880
only words of love can be spoken.

2681
01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:48,000
Where memorialization of loved ones in sculptured marble and pictorial glass

2682
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:52,720
shall be encouraged but controlled by acknowledged artists.

2683
01:59:52,860 --> 01:59:56,660
A place where the sorrowing will be soothed and strengthened

2684
01:59:56,660 --> 01:59:59,360
because it will be God's garden.

2685
01:59:59,360 --> 02:00:05,160
A place that shall be protected by an immense endowment care fund,

2686
02:00:05,660 --> 02:00:08,540
the principle of which turns into a contract at the end.

2687
02:00:09,300 --> 02:00:11,260
An immense endowment care fund,

2688
02:00:11,340 --> 02:00:13,740
the principle of which can never be expended,

2689
02:00:14,040 --> 02:00:17,220
only the income therefrom used to care for

2690
02:00:17,220 --> 02:00:19,980
and perpetuate this garden of memory.

2691
02:00:20,620 --> 02:00:23,220
This is the builder's dream.

2692
02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:26,700
This is the builder's creed.

2693
02:00:27,320 --> 02:00:28,940
Signed sincerely, the builder.

2694
02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:37,480
And there's some more text at the bottom there that is too hard to fucking read.

2695
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:40,960
And Stair Chicken comes in clutch with a brutal comment saying,

2696
02:00:41,120 --> 02:00:43,040
people are dying to get in there.

2697
02:00:44,020 --> 02:00:45,700
I've seen you in a builder's dream.

2698
02:00:45,880 --> 02:00:46,900
I know well who you are.

2699
02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:52,600
Let me move the window there.

2700
02:00:53,100 --> 02:00:54,380
We can see what we're dealing with.

2701
02:00:54,380 --> 02:00:59,100
We go further into the Walt Disney rabbit hole.

2702
02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:01,720
I don't know how we got to Forest Lawn.

2703
02:01:01,860 --> 02:01:03,300
Oh yeah, we know that Disney is here,

2704
02:01:03,360 --> 02:01:04,740
but we haven't come across

2705
02:01:04,740 --> 02:01:09,120
a Disney grave as of yet.

2706
02:01:09,200 --> 02:01:10,940
But some of the sculptures are insane.

2707
02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:13,860
Like this is just probably the richest graveyard.

2708
02:01:14,180 --> 02:01:16,800
You probably have to pay real good money to be dead in there.

2709
02:01:18,680 --> 02:01:23,080
Like, even in death, you need to have your fucking wallet with you

2710
02:01:23,080 --> 02:01:25,920
so that you end up in a place like this, you know,

2711
02:01:26,060 --> 02:01:30,120
and not some run-of-the-mill, downtrodden, depressing, fucking,

2712
02:01:30,580 --> 02:01:33,260
hellscape, normal graveyard.

2713
02:01:39,220 --> 02:01:42,220
They've got like Michelangelo's David there.

2714
02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:46,000
1956, look.

2715
02:01:46,180 --> 02:01:47,860
This is an image from 1956.

2716
02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:49,820
Look at the fashion and the haircut.

2717
02:01:52,020 --> 02:01:56,340
But they've covered up his Mickey with a leaf

2718
02:01:56,340 --> 02:02:00,600
because they do things differently in the States.

2719
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:07,080
Don't like cursing and they don't like artistic nudity.

2720
02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:11,600
Yet, you can go into a fucking Walmart

2721
02:02:11,600 --> 02:02:15,140
and buy a Bushmaster assault rifle, apparently.

2722
02:02:15,380 --> 02:02:16,040
I'm not sure.

2723
02:02:16,140 --> 02:02:18,580
So, I mean, you just have to really...

2724
02:02:18,580 --> 02:02:20,560
It swings in roundabouts over there.

2725
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:24,200
Let's knock that fucking music on the head there

2726
02:02:24,200 --> 02:02:26,080
and go into this back again.

2727
02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:27,040
We've...

2728
02:02:27,040 --> 02:02:28,460
So, it's Glendale, California.

2729
02:02:28,600 --> 02:02:29,920
If you want to ever visit that,

2730
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:30,900
that's where it is.

2731
02:02:30,900 --> 02:02:34,840
They probably charge you a fee

2732
02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:36,300
on the way in there as well.

2733
02:02:37,860 --> 02:02:38,700
I'm just guessing.

2734
02:02:39,840 --> 02:02:41,940
When the Frozen Disney rumor was started

2735
02:02:41,940 --> 02:02:43,340
and by whom is unknown.

2736
02:02:44,100 --> 02:02:44,560
Get that.

2737
02:02:45,720 --> 02:02:47,040
Back on the screen there.

2738
02:02:49,460 --> 02:02:50,900
...an animation, you know.

2739
02:02:51,280 --> 02:02:53,280
Now, what's the scoop with the lemmings

2740
02:02:53,280 --> 02:02:55,520
jumping over the cliff in that white wilderness movie?

2741
02:02:56,140 --> 02:02:57,120
Is it true or...?

2742
02:02:57,120 --> 02:03:00,100
No, it's sort of a made-up version

2743
02:03:00,100 --> 02:03:01,260
of a legend itself.

2744
02:03:01,440 --> 02:03:03,260
You know, lemmings don't commit suicide,

2745
02:03:03,380 --> 02:03:04,400
but people think they do.

2746
02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:05,760
So, when they made this film,

2747
02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:07,560
they simulated something

2748
02:03:07,560 --> 02:03:08,920
that's not true in the first place.

2749
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:09,500
And just kind of...

2750
02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:12,140
There was a movie about lemmings, was there?

2751
02:03:12,580 --> 02:03:13,140
I don't...

2752
02:03:13,140 --> 02:03:14,280
I missed that one.

2753
02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:16,060
...rounded up some and hurted them off a cliff.

2754
02:03:16,140 --> 02:03:17,360
So, is it true they actually pushed

2755
02:03:17,360 --> 02:03:18,500
these lemmings off this cliff?

2756
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:18,920
No.

2757
02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:20,040
It's...

2758
02:03:20,040 --> 02:03:20,560
It's...

2759
02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:21,060
It's...

2760
02:03:21,060 --> 02:03:22,060
It's...

2761
02:03:22,060 --> 02:03:23,640
It's bullshit.

2762
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:23,640
It's bullshit.

2763
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:24,800
There were very many lemmings in the film

2764
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:26,500
and they weren't native to where they filmed it.

2765
02:03:26,500 --> 02:03:27,820
The things we do for Hollywood.

2766
02:03:28,440 --> 02:03:29,680
Now, let me ask you another question.

2767
02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:31,740
What are some of the best stories,

2768
02:03:31,820 --> 02:03:33,840
the things that you think are the most interesting?

2769
02:03:34,300 --> 02:03:36,300
Well, certainly one that's going around now

2770
02:03:36,300 --> 02:03:38,360
is about the businessman who's traveling

2771
02:03:38,360 --> 02:03:39,920
and picks up a woman in the bar

2772
02:03:39,920 --> 02:03:41,120
and goes up to her room

2773
02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:43,860
and wakes up later the next morning

2774
02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:46,400
and finds out he's got a big scar on his side

2775
02:03:46,400 --> 02:03:48,120
and he's got a kidney missing,

2776
02:03:48,600 --> 02:03:49,600
you know, because roving vans...

2777
02:03:49,600 --> 02:03:52,000
Thank you very much there, Paul Mieschel.

2778
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:52,920
Very, very kind of you.

2779
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:54,500
Did you see the Glasgow Wonka event?

2780
02:03:54,600 --> 02:03:55,100
I did.

2781
02:03:55,180 --> 02:03:57,840
Yes, it was very, very funny indeed.

2782
02:03:58,440 --> 02:04:01,080
They use our stealing kidneys to sell on the black market.

2783
02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:02,680
Is this the one where they say

2784
02:04:02,680 --> 02:04:04,880
that you're lying in the bathtub in a thing of ice?

2785
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:05,460
That's the idea.

2786
02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:05,980
I've heard that one.

2787
02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:07,640
Right, call 911 if you want to live.

2788
02:04:07,660 --> 02:04:09,120
There's some salacious details there

2789
02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:11,960
about drugged travelers awakening

2790
02:04:11,960 --> 02:04:13,780
and an ice-filled discover

2791
02:04:13,780 --> 02:04:15,140
one of their kidneys has been harvested.

2792
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:16,320
This is just...

2793
02:04:16,320 --> 02:04:17,480
Oh, yeah, and they've titled it

2794
02:04:17,480 --> 02:04:19,140
You've Got to be Kidneying Me.

2795
02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:22,560
A bit of a jokey title

2796
02:04:22,560 --> 02:04:25,120
on a pretty fucking gory story, actually.

2797
02:04:25,360 --> 02:04:26,480
In a thing of ice?

2798
02:04:26,620 --> 02:04:27,500
I've heard that one.

2799
02:04:27,500 --> 02:04:29,360
Right, call 911 if you want to live.

2800
02:04:29,420 --> 02:04:29,740
Right.

2801
02:04:29,740 --> 02:04:32,100
Right now, it's talked about

2802
02:04:32,100 --> 02:04:33,340
as happening in New Orleans

2803
02:04:33,340 --> 02:04:36,420
and it usually takes place in Las Vegas

2804
02:04:36,420 --> 02:04:37,820
because that's the moral.

2805
02:04:38,320 --> 02:04:39,180
You know, it's in-city.

2806
02:04:39,340 --> 02:04:41,020
If you hadn't been gambling and whoring...

2807
02:04:41,020 --> 02:04:41,220
In-city.

2808
02:04:41,340 --> 02:04:42,480
Wouldn't have happened to you.

2809
02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:43,960
You know, let that be a warning.

2810
02:04:44,580 --> 02:04:45,360
Where's the mother one?

2811
02:04:45,620 --> 02:04:47,160
Jane Withers...

2812
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:48,360
Or Withers, should I say,

2813
02:04:48,900 --> 02:04:51,160
does a great I'm interested...

2814
02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:53,940
act.

2815
02:04:54,020 --> 02:04:55,140
I don't want to say it's an act

2816
02:04:55,140 --> 02:04:56,160
because, I mean, it's meant to be...

2817
02:04:56,700 --> 02:04:58,280
If you say that, then it ruins it.

2818
02:04:58,320 --> 02:05:00,280
But, I mean, she does a great kind of

2819
02:05:00,280 --> 02:05:01,900
I am interested in what you're saying

2820
02:05:01,900 --> 02:05:03,560
sort of face and vibe.

2821
02:05:04,240 --> 02:05:04,560
Boring.

2822
02:05:04,780 --> 02:05:06,200
This wouldn't have happened to you.

2823
02:05:06,920 --> 02:05:08,440
Steed Martin, thank you very much.

2824
02:05:08,440 --> 02:05:09,000
Let that be a warning.

2825
02:05:09,620 --> 02:05:10,380
Where's the mother one?

2826
02:05:10,720 --> 02:05:12,180
Oh, there's like,

2827
02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:13,140
the classic, like,

2828
02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:14,580
the woman who

2829
02:05:14,580 --> 02:05:16,340
puts an ad in the paper

2830
02:05:16,340 --> 02:05:17,680
and she's selling a brand new Porsche

2831
02:05:17,680 --> 02:05:18,140
for $50.

2832
02:05:18,740 --> 02:05:20,540
People think this must be a typo.

2833
02:05:20,700 --> 02:05:21,660
They take a chance

2834
02:05:21,660 --> 02:05:22,460
and show up anyway.

2835
02:05:22,780 --> 02:05:23,500
And sure enough,

2836
02:05:23,580 --> 02:05:24,520
she's selling a new Porsche

2837
02:05:24,520 --> 02:05:25,000
for $50.

2838
02:05:25,680 --> 02:05:27,000
She explains her husband

2839
02:05:27,000 --> 02:05:28,320
ran off with his secretary

2840
02:05:28,320 --> 02:05:29,880
and wired his wife.

2841
02:05:30,140 --> 02:05:30,760
Sell the Porsche,

2842
02:05:30,860 --> 02:05:31,480
send me the money.

2843
02:05:31,820 --> 02:05:32,640
So her revenge

2844
02:05:32,640 --> 02:05:33,720
is she sells it for $50.

2845
02:05:33,960 --> 02:05:35,340
Kiki Stockhammer,

2846
02:05:35,620 --> 02:05:37,340
how are you?

2847
02:05:37,340 --> 02:05:38,400
Thank you very much

2848
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:40,400
for the tip there.

2849
02:05:40,480 --> 02:05:40,900
Unbelievable.

2850
02:05:41,120 --> 02:05:41,880
Enjoy the weekend?

2851
02:05:41,980 --> 02:05:42,500
Question mark.

2852
02:05:42,780 --> 02:05:43,480
What's the uncle at?

2853
02:05:43,780 --> 02:05:45,580
Still piss balling around on the bus.

2854
02:05:46,220 --> 02:05:47,240
Thank you very much there

2855
02:05:47,240 --> 02:05:47,840
for the tip.

2856
02:05:49,420 --> 02:05:51,260
It's all go at the moment.

2857
02:05:51,880 --> 02:05:53,060
It's all go at the moment.

2858
02:05:53,340 --> 02:05:55,100
The stream started in earnest,

2859
02:05:55,860 --> 02:05:57,800
very, very enthusiastically

2860
02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:00,320
regarding the Spycraft game,

2861
02:06:00,540 --> 02:06:02,340
but it ended abruptly

2862
02:06:02,340 --> 02:06:03,600
and without warning.

2863
02:06:04,100 --> 02:06:05,300
And now we're into

2864
02:06:05,300 --> 02:06:07,680
a impromptu bit of

2865
02:06:07,680 --> 02:06:08,480
fucking Net Cafe

2866
02:06:08,480 --> 02:06:09,860
slash cafe,

2867
02:06:10,240 --> 02:06:11,700
which I usually like to do

2868
02:06:11,700 --> 02:06:12,740
at the end of the day,

2869
02:06:12,800 --> 02:06:14,040
not at the beginning of the day,

2870
02:06:14,160 --> 02:06:15,940
because Uncle Tisky,

2871
02:06:16,120 --> 02:06:17,000
my other uncle,

2872
02:06:17,520 --> 02:06:18,380
who's from Poland,

2873
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:20,880
likes to make an appearance himself

2874
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:24,880
and usually a second Uncle Tisky as well

2875
02:06:24,880 --> 02:06:26,180
if things are going well.

2876
02:06:26,240 --> 02:06:27,800
But that's not going to happen now

2877
02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:29,920
just purely because

2878
02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:31,240
it's not the right time

2879
02:06:31,240 --> 02:06:32,600
to start going on the piss.

2880
02:06:33,520 --> 02:06:34,300
And thanks very much,

2881
02:06:34,360 --> 02:06:35,000
Danny DeVito,

2882
02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:36,280
for the tip there.

2883
02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:37,980
Danny DeVito's hairy nostril.

2884
02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:40,580
There's a graveyard tour in Krakow

2885
02:06:40,580 --> 02:06:41,680
and they sell you popcorn

2886
02:06:41,680 --> 02:06:42,400
before it starts.

2887
02:06:42,880 --> 02:06:43,960
Who's buried there like?

2888
02:06:45,740 --> 02:06:46,680
I think what's neat

2889
02:06:46,680 --> 02:06:47,320
about your website

2890
02:06:47,320 --> 02:06:49,660
is that you tell the story

2891
02:06:49,660 --> 02:06:50,880
and what the background is,

2892
02:06:50,940 --> 02:06:51,840
but then you give the history

2893
02:06:51,840 --> 02:06:53,180
to where the rumors started.

2894
02:06:53,420 --> 02:06:53,740
Exactly.

2895
02:06:53,800 --> 02:06:54,580
And then you back up

2896
02:06:54,580 --> 02:06:55,440
all the information

2897
02:06:55,440 --> 02:06:57,060
with archived

2898
02:06:57,060 --> 02:06:58,040
where you read it

2899
02:06:58,040 --> 02:06:58,860
and which magazine

2900
02:06:58,860 --> 02:06:59,780
and which newsletter

2901
02:06:59,780 --> 02:07:00,560
and so on and so forth,

2902
02:07:00,800 --> 02:07:01,760
which I think is great.

2903
02:07:02,120 --> 02:07:03,160
Let me ask you a question.

2904
02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:03,420
I mean,

2905
02:07:03,500 --> 02:07:05,040
now with the advent of the internet

2906
02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:06,480
and all of these youth groups

2907
02:07:06,480 --> 02:07:07,780
and you...

2908
02:07:07,780 --> 02:07:09,260
There's a mad sound going on

2909
02:07:09,260 --> 02:07:10,160
in the background there

2910
02:07:10,160 --> 02:07:11,580
or if it's just poor,

2911
02:07:11,760 --> 02:07:12,380
I think it could be

2912
02:07:12,380 --> 02:07:14,160
a real bit crushed episode.

2913
02:07:14,240 --> 02:07:15,300
You've heard all these stories.

2914
02:07:15,420 --> 02:07:15,660
Do you think...

2915
02:07:15,660 --> 02:07:17,300
So they could fit on a thumb drive.

2916
02:07:17,440 --> 02:07:18,800
Somebody backed them all up

2917
02:07:18,800 --> 02:07:19,700
onto a thumb drive

2918
02:07:19,700 --> 02:07:21,300
and that's why it's so compressed

2919
02:07:21,300 --> 02:07:21,760
and shit.

2920
02:07:21,820 --> 02:07:23,120
The internet is propagating

2921
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:25,480
even more of these kind of legends.

2922
02:07:26,020 --> 02:07:27,160
Yeah, I think so

2923
02:07:27,160 --> 02:07:28,260
because while it gives us

2924
02:07:28,260 --> 02:07:29,720
an easy way to debunk them,

2925
02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:31,540
people don't avail themselves

2926
02:07:31,540 --> 02:07:32,420
of those resources.

2927
02:07:32,660 --> 02:07:34,400
It really gives us a mean

2928
02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:34,800
to spread the news faster.

2929
02:07:34,800 --> 02:07:36,420
We need to debunk the myths.

2930
02:07:36,420 --> 02:07:37,240
And it even gives people

2931
02:07:37,240 --> 02:07:38,560
who deliberately want to spread

2932
02:07:38,560 --> 02:07:40,240
stories and misinformation

2933
02:07:40,240 --> 02:07:41,400
a way to do it

2934
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:42,760
that's real professional looking.

2935
02:07:43,000 --> 02:07:44,160
You can't tell.

2936
02:07:44,520 --> 02:07:46,680
No badly Xeroxed leaflets anymore.

2937
02:07:47,240 --> 02:07:48,080
Good stuff.

2938
02:07:49,080 --> 02:07:49,800
Good...

2939
02:07:49,800 --> 02:07:52,160
Badly Xeroxed leaflets anymore.

2940
02:07:52,940 --> 02:07:53,820
Good stuff.

2941
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:57,080
No badly Xeroxed leaflets anymore.

2942
02:07:57,700 --> 02:07:58,600
Good stuff.

2943
02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:00,200
Thanks, David.

2944
02:08:00,920 --> 02:08:02,140
What a weird ending.

2945
02:08:02,840 --> 02:08:04,480
Why do you say good stuff?

2946
02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:05,400
About what?

2947
02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:06,660
I don't know what that was about.

2948
02:08:07,300 --> 02:08:07,900
Thanks, David.

2949
02:08:07,980 --> 02:08:08,880
A way to do it

2950
02:08:08,880 --> 02:08:10,240
that's real professional looking.

2951
02:08:10,480 --> 02:08:14,040
No badly Xeroxed leaflets anymore.

2952
02:08:14,700 --> 02:08:15,580
Good stuff.

2953
02:08:16,540 --> 02:08:17,200
Thanks, David.

2954
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:20,000
True or false?

2955
02:08:20,560 --> 02:08:21,200
Adam Tansel,

2956
02:08:21,380 --> 02:08:23,000
the private detective who...

2957
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:24,780
Adam Tansel is after you.

2958
02:08:24,960 --> 02:08:25,860
Courtney Love hired

2959
02:08:25,860 --> 02:08:26,560
to investigate

2960
02:08:26,560 --> 02:08:27,620
Kurt Cobain's disappearance.

2961
02:08:28,120 --> 02:08:28,900
Right, we've got

2962
02:08:28,900 --> 02:08:30,820
Kurt Cobain news

2963
02:08:30,820 --> 02:08:32,400
coming in from 1997.

2964
02:08:32,820 --> 02:08:33,460
Only...

2965
02:08:33,460 --> 02:08:34,660
What was it?

2966
02:08:35,020 --> 02:08:36,320
94 he died?

2967
02:08:36,800 --> 02:08:38,120
Well, two, three years

2968
02:08:38,120 --> 02:08:40,440
after the fucking situation.

2969
02:08:40,580 --> 02:08:41,440
Let's just say that.

2970
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:43,940
We've got some dirt here.

2971
02:08:44,940 --> 02:08:45,720
Thanks, David.

2972
02:08:48,920 --> 02:08:49,740
Adam Tansel,

2973
02:08:49,880 --> 02:08:50,780
the private detective

2974
02:08:50,780 --> 02:08:52,120
who Courtney Love hired

2975
02:08:52,120 --> 02:08:52,800
to investigate

2976
02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:53,880
Kurt Cobain's disappearance

2977
02:08:53,880 --> 02:08:55,180
a week before they found him

2978
02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:56,240
with a shotgun wound to the head,

2979
02:08:56,580 --> 02:08:57,400
recently went public

2980
02:08:57,400 --> 02:08:58,120
with a website

2981
02:08:58,120 --> 02:08:59,240
funded by Billy Idol

2982
02:08:59,240 --> 02:09:00,000
and some of the folks

2983
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:00,440
from The Well,

2984
02:09:01,020 --> 02:09:02,560
making available live transfers,

2985
02:09:02,560 --> 02:09:02,580
wiretaps...

2986
02:09:02,580 --> 02:09:02,880
Thank you very much

2987
02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:03,300
for the tip.

2988
02:09:03,420 --> 02:09:04,320
Elephant in the room.

2989
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:05,420
All sorts of evidence

2990
02:09:05,420 --> 02:09:05,860
indicating...

2991
02:09:05,860 --> 02:09:06,640
I must ask people,

2992
02:09:07,020 --> 02:09:07,800
why such spontaneous

2993
02:09:07,800 --> 02:09:08,800
prolonged absences

2994
02:09:08,800 --> 02:09:09,560
from streaming?

2995
02:09:10,220 --> 02:09:11,380
I just got bored of it,

2996
02:09:11,440 --> 02:09:11,880
question mark.

2997
02:09:12,360 --> 02:09:13,160
Not bored, no.

2998
02:09:13,260 --> 02:09:14,180
I do enjoy it,

2999
02:09:14,180 --> 02:09:14,980
but it needs to...

3000
02:09:14,980 --> 02:09:16,180
I need to have the right...

3001
02:09:17,420 --> 02:09:19,020
what would you say?

3002
02:09:19,160 --> 02:09:21,360
The focus on something

3003
02:09:21,360 --> 02:09:23,920
and like say today's Spycraft

3004
02:09:23,920 --> 02:09:24,700
is something

3005
02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:26,180
that I can really

3006
02:09:26,180 --> 02:09:27,580
throw a bit of weight behind

3007
02:09:27,580 --> 02:09:30,300
and, you know,

3008
02:09:31,420 --> 02:09:32,620
Warzone is great and everything,

3009
02:09:32,700 --> 02:09:33,600
but that's an addiction.

3010
02:09:34,020 --> 02:09:35,200
I can't really be fucking

3011
02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:36,440
just putting...

3012
02:09:36,440 --> 02:09:37,680
doing that all the time.

3013
02:09:39,200 --> 02:09:40,660
But there are other games

3014
02:09:40,660 --> 02:09:42,560
I want to get involved in

3015
02:09:42,560 --> 02:09:44,480
and they are there.

3016
02:09:44,560 --> 02:09:45,540
They're around the corner,

3017
02:09:46,480 --> 02:09:47,260
so to speak.

3018
02:09:48,220 --> 02:09:49,620
So it could be a feast

3019
02:09:49,620 --> 02:09:50,780
or a famine scenario,

3020
02:09:51,320 --> 02:09:52,020
but thanks very much

3021
02:09:52,020 --> 02:09:52,720
for the tip anyway.

3022
02:09:54,060 --> 02:09:55,480
Back to Kurt Cobain news.

3023
02:09:55,920 --> 02:09:56,460
Billy Idol

3024
02:09:56,460 --> 02:09:57,460
and suddenly found him

3025
02:09:57,460 --> 02:09:58,520
with a shotgun wound to the head.

3026
02:09:58,840 --> 02:09:59,660
Recently went public

3027
02:09:59,660 --> 02:10:00,400
with a website

3028
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:01,500
funded by Billy Idol

3029
02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:02,280
and some of the folks

3030
02:10:02,280 --> 02:10:02,740
from the well,

3031
02:10:03,300 --> 02:10:04,080
making available

3032
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:05,000
live transcripts

3033
02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:05,760
of wiretaps,

3034
02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:07,700
all sorts of evidence

3035
02:10:07,700 --> 02:10:08,980
implicating David Geffen,

3036
02:10:09,380 --> 02:10:09,960
MTV,

3037
02:10:10,540 --> 02:10:10,980
Courtney Love,

3038
02:10:11,080 --> 02:10:11,660
and the entire

3039
02:10:11,660 --> 02:10:12,480
Cobain family.

3040
02:10:12,780 --> 02:10:13,720
Geffen is after you.

3041
02:10:14,720 --> 02:10:15,260
Cobain's death

3042
02:10:15,260 --> 02:10:16,240
is anything but a suicide.

3043
02:10:16,240 --> 02:10:16,680
Right.

3044
02:10:18,200 --> 02:10:19,220
So we just got that

3045
02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:21,000
and it is a false statement

3046
02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:21,940
your man made.

3047
02:10:22,080 --> 02:10:22,860
We've just heard

3048
02:10:22,860 --> 02:10:23,840
a conspiracy there

3049
02:10:23,840 --> 02:10:24,800
that David Geffen

3050
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:27,420
was involved

3051
02:10:27,420 --> 02:10:29,340
in taking Kurt away from us

3052
02:10:29,340 --> 02:10:30,560
at a rapid pace,

3053
02:10:30,560 --> 02:10:32,160
but that was proved false

3054
02:10:32,160 --> 02:10:33,960
because PCTV.com,

3055
02:10:34,220 --> 02:10:35,320
the interstitial segment

3056
02:10:35,320 --> 02:10:37,260
in the 1997 episode

3057
02:10:37,260 --> 02:10:37,800
of NECAFE,

3058
02:10:38,120 --> 02:10:39,000
said it's false.

3059
02:10:40,400 --> 02:10:41,220
Making available

3060
02:10:41,220 --> 02:10:42,140
live transcripts

3061
02:10:42,140 --> 02:10:42,900
of wiretaps,

3062
02:10:43,160 --> 02:10:44,840
all sorts of evidence

3063
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:46,140
implicating David Geffen,

3064
02:10:46,540 --> 02:10:47,060
MTV,

3065
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:48,120
Courtney Love,

3066
02:10:48,200 --> 02:10:48,780
and the entire

3067
02:10:48,780 --> 02:10:49,580
Cobain family

3068
02:10:49,580 --> 02:10:50,600
pretty much showing

3069
02:10:50,600 --> 02:10:52,400
that Cobain's death

3070
02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:53,280
is anything but a suicide.

3071
02:10:57,280 --> 02:10:57,620
So Robert,

3072
02:10:57,740 --> 02:10:59,400
you are from PSYCOP,

3073
02:10:59,560 --> 02:11:00,780
another acronym here,

3074
02:11:00,880 --> 02:11:01,820
but I think it's...

3075
02:11:01,820 --> 02:11:02,420
PSYCOP.

3076
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:03,620
It's the Committee

3077
02:11:03,620 --> 02:11:05,340
for Scientific Investigation

3078
02:11:05,340 --> 02:11:07,460
for Claims of the Paranormal.

3079
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:08,480
That's pretty close.

3080
02:11:08,560 --> 02:11:09,600
Of claims of the paranormal.

3081
02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:09,860
Of claims.

3082
02:11:10,140 --> 02:11:10,420
Okay.

3083
02:11:10,780 --> 02:11:11,800
And now tell me a little bit

3084
02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:11,980
what that's about.

3085
02:11:11,980 --> 02:11:12,840
A bit of a correction there.

3086
02:11:12,840 --> 02:11:14,240
It sounds very serious.

3087
02:11:14,800 --> 02:11:16,340
Well, we try not to take it

3088
02:11:16,340 --> 02:11:17,140
too seriously.

3089
02:11:17,620 --> 02:11:18,600
PSYCOP is a group

3090
02:11:18,600 --> 02:11:19,520
that's been around actually

3091
02:11:19,520 --> 02:11:20,920
for more than 20 years now,

3092
02:11:21,500 --> 02:11:23,800
and it was founded by people

3093
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:24,500
who were concerned

3094
02:11:24,500 --> 02:11:25,800
about the widespread,

3095
02:11:26,200 --> 02:11:27,280
uncritical acceptance

3096
02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:28,220
in society

3097
02:11:28,220 --> 02:11:29,280
of very bizarre

3098
02:11:29,280 --> 02:11:30,980
and irrational claims

3099
02:11:30,980 --> 02:11:32,060
about psychic powers,

3100
02:11:32,060 --> 02:11:33,240
psychic powers,

3101
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:34,440
terrestrials,

3102
02:11:34,580 --> 02:11:35,640
and ghosts,

3103
02:11:35,640 --> 02:11:35,940
monsters.

3104
02:11:35,940 --> 02:11:37,280
People love those stories.

3105
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:38,460
Oh, you bet they do.

3106
02:11:38,560 --> 02:11:38,720
Right.

3107
02:11:38,780 --> 02:11:39,040
In fact,

3108
02:11:39,040 --> 02:11:40,420
I think now we've seen

3109
02:11:40,420 --> 02:11:42,500
just a proliferation of them.

3110
02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:42,860
You know,

3111
02:11:42,900 --> 02:11:43,820
we've got the movies,

3112
02:11:44,040 --> 02:11:46,060
we've got several TV shows

3113
02:11:46,060 --> 02:11:46,660
right now.

3114
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:48,340
Sort of what do you attribute

3115
02:11:48,340 --> 02:11:50,100
this common, you know,

3116
02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:52,080
widespread use of this stuff now?

3117
02:11:52,220 --> 02:11:53,000
Well, you know,

3118
02:11:53,060 --> 02:11:54,920
these entertainment shows

3119
02:11:54,920 --> 02:11:55,640
are fine.

3120
02:11:55,900 --> 02:11:56,840
Fantasy is fine

3121
02:11:56,840 --> 02:11:57,740
as long as you don't

3122
02:11:57,740 --> 02:11:59,200
blur the line in your mind

3123
02:11:59,200 --> 02:12:00,900
between fantasy and reality,

3124
02:12:01,040 --> 02:12:01,580
and unfortunately,

3125
02:12:01,720 --> 02:12:02,880
a lot of people are doing that.

3126
02:12:02,960 --> 02:12:04,000
It's so much fun

3127
02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:04,960
to believe in these things,

3128
02:12:05,040 --> 02:12:06,080
the extraterrestrials

3129
02:12:06,080 --> 02:12:07,260
and whatever.

3130
02:12:07,640 --> 02:12:08,260
It's like, gee,

3131
02:12:08,620 --> 02:12:09,180
wouldn't it be neat

3132
02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:10,020
if this was true?

3133
02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:11,460
Well, maybe it is true.

3134
02:12:11,680 --> 02:12:12,380
Right, right.

3135
02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:13,760
Okay, so along comes

3136
02:12:13,760 --> 02:12:14,700
an organization like

3137
02:12:14,700 --> 02:12:15,940
what you belong to,

3138
02:12:16,040 --> 02:12:17,120
and you're sort of

3139
02:12:17,120 --> 02:12:17,840
helping people,

3140
02:12:18,000 --> 02:12:18,680
you know,

3141
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:19,900
we're trying to promote

3142
02:12:19,900 --> 02:12:21,040
critical thinking

3143
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:24,180
and not just UFOs,

3144
02:12:24,280 --> 02:12:25,740
but people who claim

3145
02:12:25,740 --> 02:12:26,580
psychic powers

3146
02:12:26,580 --> 02:12:27,680
or they claim that you're...

3147
02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:28,620
CSICop.

3148
02:12:28,680 --> 02:12:30,020
This is before CSI,

3149
02:12:30,260 --> 02:12:31,280
the series.

3150
02:12:34,060 --> 02:12:35,920
CSICop.org.

3151
02:12:36,180 --> 02:12:37,280
Bit of wind there.

3152
02:12:37,860 --> 02:12:39,160
Let's just see if we can get that

3153
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:39,900
onto the screen.

3154
02:12:40,040 --> 02:12:40,920
It's still the...

3155
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:42,860
the white screen of death

3156
02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:44,920
from that previous, uh...

3157
02:12:45,920 --> 02:12:48,060
website that got fucking taken down

3158
02:12:48,060 --> 02:12:48,860
by the CIA,

3159
02:12:49,780 --> 02:12:50,580
we believe,

3160
02:12:50,860 --> 02:12:51,620
or so we think.

3161
02:12:54,620 --> 02:12:55,260
CSICop.

3162
02:12:58,400 --> 02:12:59,700
CSICop.org.

3163
02:13:02,200 --> 02:13:04,120
CSICop.org.

3164
02:13:07,120 --> 02:13:08,120
Please visit...

3165
02:13:08,120 --> 02:13:08,680
Please visit...

3166
02:13:08,680 --> 02:13:09,040
Look.

3167
02:13:09,740 --> 02:13:10,620
That was weird.

3168
02:13:10,780 --> 02:13:11,120
Because we...

3169
02:13:13,600 --> 02:13:15,120
Skeptical Inquirer.

3170
02:13:15,880 --> 02:13:16,880
This reroutes you

3171
02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:18,160
to Skeptical Inquirer,

3172
02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:19,500
which I have...

3173
02:13:19,500 --> 02:13:20,620
I think I've heard about.

3174
02:13:22,300 --> 02:13:23,760
Like, I've heard that this

3175
02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:25,120
is a...

3176
02:13:25,120 --> 02:13:29,500
a website that people

3177
02:13:29,500 --> 02:13:30,260
maybe still...

3178
02:13:30,260 --> 02:13:31,720
But it looks kind of crap.

3179
02:13:31,920 --> 02:13:32,640
I don't think people

3180
02:13:32,640 --> 02:13:33,600
would be going to it now.

3181
02:13:34,120 --> 02:13:34,660
I mean, look,

3182
02:13:34,760 --> 02:13:36,020
that looks legit, you know?

3183
02:13:36,300 --> 02:13:37,300
Dr. Cynthia...

3184
02:13:37,300 --> 02:13:39,160
Cynthia Miller Idris.

3185
02:13:40,800 --> 02:13:41,480
And, uh,

3186
02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:42,500
don't even get me started

3187
02:13:42,500 --> 02:13:44,720
on fucking Donald Prithero,

3188
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:46,360
which we can't see

3189
02:13:46,360 --> 02:13:47,160
his fucking head.

3190
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,620
There's no scroll bar

3191
02:13:49,620 --> 02:13:50,520
at the bottom

3192
02:13:50,520 --> 02:13:52,100
to scroll over to his face.

3193
02:13:52,340 --> 02:13:53,300
And even when I...

3194
02:13:53,840 --> 02:13:54,380
Oh, yeah, you can.

3195
02:13:54,620 --> 02:13:55,040
Here we go.

3196
02:14:01,840 --> 02:14:02,200
Now.

3197
02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:02,280
Now.

3198
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:05,420
Weird or strange ideas

3199
02:14:05,420 --> 02:14:06,100
about our planet

3200
02:14:06,100 --> 02:14:07,680
with Donald Prithero.

3201
02:14:07,980 --> 02:14:08,800
Look at him there.

3202
02:14:08,920 --> 02:14:10,200
Donald, this is...

3203
02:14:10,200 --> 02:14:12,460
Something very intriguing.

3204
02:14:12,720 --> 02:14:13,140
It's a...

3205
02:14:13,140 --> 02:14:15,040
Wow, good evening.

3206
02:14:15,480 --> 02:14:16,740
...YouTube video.

3207
02:14:18,220 --> 02:14:19,120
Thank you, everyone.

3208
02:14:19,120 --> 02:14:19,260
Thank you, everyone.

3209
02:14:19,620 --> 02:14:20,880
Uh, my apologies

3210
02:14:20,880 --> 02:14:23,280
for the technical glitch

3211
02:14:23,280 --> 02:14:24,680
that we were dealing with

3212
02:14:24,680 --> 02:14:25,740
behind the scenes.

3213
02:14:26,080 --> 02:14:27,520
Uh, technology is wonderful

3214
02:14:27,520 --> 02:14:28,400
when it's working.

3215
02:14:28,680 --> 02:14:29,100
When it's not...

3216
02:14:29,100 --> 02:14:29,680
I can...

3217
02:14:29,680 --> 02:14:30,400
I get you.

3218
02:14:30,480 --> 02:14:31,200
I get you.

3219
02:14:31,700 --> 02:14:32,160
I see...

3220
02:14:32,160 --> 02:14:32,960
Check the beginning

3221
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:34,280
of the stream earlier on.

3222
02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:35,080
It's...

3223
02:14:35,080 --> 02:14:36,520
Ah, it's craziness.

3224
02:14:36,980 --> 02:14:37,820
So I thank you.

3225
02:14:37,820 --> 02:14:38,820
It is crazy.

3226
02:14:39,320 --> 02:14:40,600
I'm really getting...

3227
02:14:40,600 --> 02:14:41,620
I'm on board with this.

3228
02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:42,760
I think we'll watch this

3229
02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:44,500
for an hour and seven minutes.

3230
02:14:44,500 --> 02:14:45,280
Thank you very, very much

3231
02:14:45,280 --> 02:14:46,660
for your patience.

3232
02:14:47,120 --> 02:14:48,500
Uh, but we are here now.

3233
02:14:48,660 --> 02:14:49,140
And welcome

3234
02:14:49,140 --> 02:14:51,080
to Skeptical Enquirer Presents.

3235
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:52,420
We are here.

3236
02:14:53,040 --> 02:14:54,420
As you know,

3237
02:14:54,520 --> 02:14:56,140
this is a series of live online

3238
02:14:56,140 --> 02:14:57,720
presentations from experts

3239
02:14:57,720 --> 02:14:59,220
who are devoted to advancing

3240
02:14:59,220 --> 02:15:01,040
science over pseudoscience,

3241
02:15:01,540 --> 02:15:03,200
media literacy over conspiracy theories.

3242
02:15:03,200 --> 02:15:03,920
Uh, just, Scotty,

3243
02:15:03,960 --> 02:15:06,280
can anyone give any context

3244
02:15:06,280 --> 02:15:07,360
as to what's happening?

3245
02:15:07,520 --> 02:15:07,840
I...

3246
02:15:07,840 --> 02:15:08,240
I even...

3247
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:09,340
I don't know what's going on.

3248
02:15:09,340 --> 02:15:11,780
It started off as a CIA game stream.

3249
02:15:11,980 --> 02:15:12,340
The game...

3250
02:15:13,220 --> 02:15:13,860
Fucking sack.

3251
02:15:13,920 --> 02:15:14,520
I got sacked.

3252
02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,300
You become a CIA agent.

3253
02:15:17,380 --> 02:15:19,020
And after about 45 minutes,

3254
02:15:19,020 --> 02:15:19,800
I got the sack.

3255
02:15:20,360 --> 02:15:21,380
Then we started watching

3256
02:15:21,380 --> 02:15:23,140
this sort of Net Cafe business.

3257
02:15:24,220 --> 02:15:26,100
Uh, let's go back to the CSI cop.

3258
02:15:26,620 --> 02:15:27,260
Maybe this...

3259
02:15:27,260 --> 02:15:28,060
This took off

3260
02:15:28,060 --> 02:15:29,440
to such a degree

3261
02:15:29,440 --> 02:15:30,460
that he sold it.

3262
02:15:32,460 --> 02:15:33,760
Determines your personality

3263
02:15:33,760 --> 02:15:35,740
or can predict your future.

3264
02:15:36,480 --> 02:15:36,840
And, of course,

3265
02:15:36,880 --> 02:15:38,340
when these claims are looked at,

3266
02:15:38,640 --> 02:15:39,080
critically,

3267
02:15:39,340 --> 02:15:40,280
they fall apart.

3268
02:15:40,420 --> 02:15:41,140
There is no evidence.

3269
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:43,600
Well, UFOs kind of brings up

3270
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:44,640
an interesting topic.

3271
02:15:44,700 --> 02:15:45,700
I think that's one of the most,

3272
02:15:45,760 --> 02:15:46,520
at least on the internet,

3273
02:15:46,720 --> 02:15:47,580
widely spread.

3274
02:15:47,980 --> 02:15:48,980
I think there's probably more UFOs...

3275
02:15:48,980 --> 02:15:50,200
Not deep and fast.

3276
02:15:50,860 --> 02:15:52,440
Yeah, there's new ones all the time.

3277
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:52,700
Right.

3278
02:15:52,860 --> 02:15:55,140
So, so how does PSI cop deal with UFOs

3279
02:15:55,140 --> 02:15:56,260
and what do you think on that?

3280
02:15:56,700 --> 02:15:58,820
Well, uh, we've...

3281
02:15:58,820 --> 02:16:00,260
There's Carl Sagan.

3282
02:16:00,980 --> 02:16:01,560
Or Sagan.

3283
02:16:02,040 --> 02:16:03,320
Whatever way you want to skin that happens.

3284
02:16:03,320 --> 02:16:04,440
I wrote a book,

3285
02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:05,760
The UFO Verdict,

3286
02:16:05,980 --> 02:16:07,040
which has, uh,

3287
02:16:07,440 --> 02:16:08,000
been, uh,

3288
02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:09,700
a lot of people have, uh,

3289
02:16:09,700 --> 02:16:11,160
found it to be helpful.

3290
02:16:11,580 --> 02:16:12,660
Well, what about,

3291
02:16:12,660 --> 02:16:13,940
what about Roswell?

3292
02:16:14,140 --> 02:16:14,300
I mean,

3293
02:16:14,360 --> 02:16:14,700
Roswell.

3294
02:16:14,700 --> 02:16:15,180
Roswell.

3295
02:16:15,180 --> 02:16:18,540
The UFO Verdict.

3296
02:16:18,920 --> 02:16:19,700
Sorry about this.

3297
02:16:20,160 --> 02:16:21,100
Just need to see,

3298
02:16:21,180 --> 02:16:22,160
I really need to see

3299
02:16:22,160 --> 02:16:23,820
these things.

3300
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:25,180
And here we go.

3301
02:16:25,220 --> 02:16:26,320
The UFO Verdict

3302
02:16:26,320 --> 02:16:28,220
by Robert Schaefer.

3303
02:16:28,680 --> 02:16:29,780
And thank you very much.

3304
02:16:29,860 --> 02:16:30,500
Bye, Pat.

3305
02:16:31,740 --> 02:16:32,540
Bye, Pat.

3306
02:16:33,500 --> 02:16:34,440
Thank you very much

3307
02:16:34,440 --> 02:16:35,280
for the stream there.

3308
02:16:35,940 --> 02:16:36,760
I mean, for the,

3309
02:16:36,800 --> 02:16:37,360
for the tip.

3310
02:16:37,600 --> 02:16:38,480
I don't know why I thanked you

3311
02:16:38,480 --> 02:16:39,080
for the stream.

3312
02:16:39,180 --> 02:16:40,480
As if, as if you were

3313
02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:42,860
providing what you're watching now.

3314
02:16:42,880 --> 02:16:44,540
As if I was watching what...

3315
02:16:44,540 --> 02:16:46,720
Anyway, back to the UFO Verdict.

3316
02:16:47,840 --> 02:16:50,260
Uh, maybe some Amazon reviews here

3317
02:16:50,260 --> 02:16:51,000
from Schaefer.

3318
02:16:52,500 --> 02:16:52,940
Himself.

3319
02:16:53,100 --> 02:16:53,980
He wrote them himself.

3320
02:16:54,200 --> 02:16:54,820
Five stars.

3321
02:16:54,920 --> 02:16:55,260
We've got it.

3322
02:16:55,300 --> 02:16:56,060
We've got it mixed.

3323
02:16:56,580 --> 02:16:58,240
We've got three ratings.

3324
02:16:58,420 --> 02:16:59,880
We've got two five stars

3325
02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:01,020
and one one star.

3326
02:17:03,320 --> 02:17:04,380
An excellent service

3327
02:17:04,380 --> 02:17:05,660
and a very good read.

3328
02:17:06,120 --> 02:17:06,760
I just want to see

3329
02:17:06,760 --> 02:17:07,940
what the synopsis is here.

3330
02:17:08,000 --> 02:17:09,920
We can see that this, uh,

3331
02:17:10,740 --> 02:17:12,260
is the front cover there.

3332
02:17:12,260 --> 02:17:14,260
It's a bit kind of ambient.

3333
02:17:15,780 --> 02:17:16,220
Strange.

3334
02:17:16,320 --> 02:17:17,420
Not much going on there.

3335
02:17:17,520 --> 02:17:18,260
I mean, maybe that's what

3336
02:17:18,260 --> 02:17:19,620
he was going for with the UFOs

3337
02:17:19,620 --> 02:17:20,700
and all that business.

3338
02:17:22,100 --> 02:17:23,920
Uh, but, uh,

3339
02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:25,100
the five star reviews

3340
02:17:25,100 --> 02:17:26,140
are glowing.

3341
02:17:26,140 --> 02:17:27,160
Of course,

3342
02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:28,860
you can only give five stars.

3343
02:17:28,960 --> 02:17:29,820
You can't give six.

3344
02:17:30,620 --> 02:17:32,800
Uh, Red Dragon from the United Kingdom

3345
02:17:32,800 --> 02:17:33,260
said,

3346
02:17:33,420 --> 02:17:34,080
excellent service.

3347
02:17:34,300 --> 02:17:35,400
Thank you very much there.

3348
02:17:35,900 --> 02:17:36,340
Battle.

3349
02:17:37,060 --> 02:17:37,540
Cradley.

3350
02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:38,640
Very, very kind.

3351
02:17:38,700 --> 02:17:39,900
Yeah, how about playing Dead Space?

3352
02:17:40,180 --> 02:17:41,860
it's long overdue and something you'd like.

3353
02:17:41,860 --> 02:17:45,400
I started playing it in 2019 or 2020

3354
02:17:45,400 --> 02:17:49,360
and in earnest, I started it and just,

3355
02:17:49,560 --> 02:17:51,480
it fell by the wayside and goes back

3356
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:53,600
to the previous tip through was asking me,

3357
02:17:53,660 --> 02:17:55,040
what's the story with the,

3358
02:17:55,240 --> 02:17:58,460
I mean, I've never had a clear run

3359
02:17:58,460 --> 02:18:00,020
of schedule of streams,

3360
02:18:00,020 --> 02:18:02,340
but I mean, the game is the,

3361
02:18:02,340 --> 02:18:04,340
the meat and potatoes for me,

3362
02:18:04,380 --> 02:18:05,940
you know, it needs to be something

3363
02:18:05,940 --> 02:18:07,320
I can stick my teeth into

3364
02:18:07,320 --> 02:18:08,340
and really get into.

3365
02:18:08,980 --> 02:18:10,760
And, uh, it comes in

3366
02:18:10,760 --> 02:18:12,020
when you least suspect it,

3367
02:18:12,600 --> 02:18:13,980
uh, expect it and you least

3368
02:18:13,980 --> 02:18:14,880
suspect it as well.

3369
02:18:15,260 --> 02:18:17,100
Like Shenmue, you might think,

3370
02:18:17,160 --> 02:18:18,440
yeah, obviously it's not as good

3371
02:18:18,440 --> 02:18:19,200
as Dead Space

3372
02:18:19,200 --> 02:18:20,880
or Shenmuey,

3373
02:18:20,920 --> 02:18:21,860
whatever way you want to say it.

3374
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:23,680
But I still fucking completed it.

3375
02:18:23,720 --> 02:18:25,260
But I remember by the end of that,

3376
02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:27,120
those games feeling very,

3377
02:18:27,500 --> 02:18:29,400
just bad, you know.

3378
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:31,140
I had the same feeling

3379
02:18:31,140 --> 02:18:33,240
out of completing all three Shenmueys

3380
02:18:33,240 --> 02:18:34,960
as I do every time I get killed

3381
02:18:34,960 --> 02:18:35,700
in Warzone.

3382
02:18:36,700 --> 02:18:38,100
Uh, except for some reason,

3383
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:39,280
Warzone makes me,

3384
02:18:39,400 --> 02:18:40,600
I keep coming back to it.

3385
02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:42,140
Shenmue, I never had that,

3386
02:18:42,240 --> 02:18:44,540
wanted to go back to it sort of thing

3387
02:18:44,540 --> 02:18:45,540
straight into it again.

3388
02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:46,620
But they're different.

3389
02:18:46,720 --> 02:18:48,240
It's like comparing apples and oranges.

3390
02:18:49,360 --> 02:18:50,580
Basically what I'm saying is

3391
02:18:50,580 --> 02:18:52,400
Dead Space didn't really

3392
02:18:52,400 --> 02:18:53,980
fucking light my fire

3393
02:18:53,980 --> 02:18:56,340
in the same way that other

3394
02:18:56,340 --> 02:18:58,240
survival horror games did,

3395
02:18:58,560 --> 02:18:59,980
uh, that I've streamed before.

3396
02:19:00,240 --> 02:19:02,080
I'm giving this book one star.

3397
02:19:02,200 --> 02:19:03,180
Somebody now different,

3398
02:19:03,320 --> 02:19:04,380
but thanks for the tip there,

3399
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:04,700
Battle.

3400
02:19:05,040 --> 02:19:06,480
I'm giving this book one star

3401
02:19:06,480 --> 02:19:07,960
because the author deceitfully

3402
02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:10,460
gave his other later UFO book

3403
02:19:10,460 --> 02:19:11,300
a different title

3404
02:19:11,300 --> 02:19:13,540
when it's exactly the same book

3405
02:19:13,540 --> 02:19:14,640
as this.

3406
02:19:15,640 --> 02:19:18,240
That's what second edition is for.

3407
02:19:20,480 --> 02:19:22,140
Robert, very passive aggressive.

3408
02:19:22,300 --> 02:19:23,600
Sorry, I didn't know you didn't have

3409
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:25,640
this text on your fucking screen there.

3410
02:19:25,920 --> 02:19:26,920
I'm giving this book one star.

3411
02:19:27,020 --> 02:19:28,160
They offered deceitfully.

3412
02:19:28,680 --> 02:19:29,320
Lovely stuff.

3413
02:19:29,900 --> 02:19:31,560
They're talking about this fella here,

3414
02:19:31,740 --> 02:19:32,060
Robert,

3415
02:19:32,060 --> 02:19:35,200
who was seemingly double dipped

3416
02:19:35,200 --> 02:19:37,320
and re-released a book

3417
02:19:37,320 --> 02:19:38,660
under a different title.

3418
02:19:39,680 --> 02:19:41,120
That's what second edition is for,

3419
02:19:41,200 --> 02:19:41,340
Robert.

3420
02:19:41,480 --> 02:19:43,880
I guess he figures that if UFO witnesses

3421
02:19:43,880 --> 02:19:46,260
exaggerate and shade

3422
02:19:46,260 --> 02:19:49,100
the truth a little,

3423
02:19:49,240 --> 02:19:50,440
why can't he?

3424
02:19:50,580 --> 02:19:51,140
Question mark.

3425
02:19:52,080 --> 02:19:52,380
Yeah.

3426
02:19:52,740 --> 02:19:53,120
What a...

3427
02:19:54,120 --> 02:19:55,540
Anyway, UFO sightings,

3428
02:19:55,640 --> 02:19:57,480
the evidence is exactly the same book

3429
02:19:57,480 --> 02:19:58,300
with some updates.

3430
02:19:58,800 --> 02:19:59,620
Buy that one instead.

3431
02:19:59,740 --> 02:20:01,760
At least he said to buy it, you know?

3432
02:20:02,260 --> 02:20:05,640
But I did level accusations of deceit

3433
02:20:05,640 --> 02:20:07,560
at the author

3434
02:20:07,560 --> 02:20:09,800
and, uh,

3435
02:20:10,800 --> 02:20:11,400
you know,

3436
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:13,160
saying that he was shading the truth

3437
02:20:13,160 --> 02:20:13,500
and that.

3438
02:20:13,640 --> 02:20:15,360
I mean, it's a shame because,

3439
02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:16,480
thank you very much there,

3440
02:20:16,760 --> 02:20:18,820
Keba Begs.

3441
02:20:19,060 --> 02:20:20,360
I don't know how to...

3442
02:20:20,360 --> 02:20:21,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

3443
02:20:21,600 --> 02:20:23,820
I'm sorry if I've murdered the name there.

3444
02:20:25,160 --> 02:20:26,640
Uh, he gave us, uh,

3445
02:20:26,720 --> 02:20:27,880
a one star review,

3446
02:20:27,980 --> 02:20:28,380
this fella.

3447
02:20:28,800 --> 02:20:31,440
And that's kind of made this interview,

3448
02:20:31,600 --> 02:20:32,060
for me,

3449
02:20:32,160 --> 02:20:34,080
a little bit less emphatic

3450
02:20:34,080 --> 02:20:35,700
knowing now that he double-dipped

3451
02:20:35,700 --> 02:20:36,920
and changed the title.

3452
02:20:37,420 --> 02:20:38,000
Not right.

3453
02:20:38,580 --> 02:20:39,500
Not right at all.

3454
02:20:40,180 --> 02:20:41,420
And it shouldn't be stood for.

3455
02:20:41,580 --> 02:20:44,180
And judging by one of the three reviews,

3456
02:20:44,340 --> 02:20:45,360
it wasn't stood for.

3457
02:20:45,360 --> 02:20:47,100
Well, what about,

3458
02:20:47,100 --> 02:20:48,420
what about Roswell?

3459
02:20:48,580 --> 02:20:50,760
I mean, Roswell is kind of a story that,

3460
02:20:50,880 --> 02:20:51,240
I mean, even,

3461
02:20:51,340 --> 02:20:52,500
it was even in the, um,

3462
02:20:52,540 --> 02:20:53,640
the Independence Day movie.

3463
02:20:53,880 --> 02:20:54,120
Yes.

3464
02:20:54,240 --> 02:20:55,440
What do you think about that?

3465
02:20:55,860 --> 02:20:56,260
Roswell.

3466
02:20:57,040 --> 02:20:59,960
You know, that's a interesting story,

3467
02:21:00,100 --> 02:21:01,840
but there is not one piece,

3468
02:21:01,900 --> 02:21:03,800
not the tiniest piece of solid evidence.

3469
02:21:04,060 --> 02:21:04,380
Exactly.

3470
02:21:04,720 --> 02:21:06,020
And what's interesting...

3471
02:21:06,020 --> 02:21:07,240
No bodies in the desert?

3472
02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:08,180
Absolutely not.

3473
02:21:08,300 --> 02:21:10,100
All kinds of stories about little bodies,

3474
02:21:10,200 --> 02:21:11,640
but no actual little bodies.

3475
02:21:12,140 --> 02:21:12,640
And what's...

3476
02:21:12,640 --> 02:21:13,740
Little bodies.

3477
02:21:13,740 --> 02:21:15,240
No little bodies.

3478
02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:18,200
As reported January 95,

3479
02:21:18,400 --> 02:21:20,100
94 Air Force strongly supported

3480
02:21:20,100 --> 02:21:23,820
the UFO debris found by rancher Mac Brazel.

3481
02:21:24,520 --> 02:21:26,300
Northwest Roswell was in fact,

3482
02:21:26,500 --> 02:21:28,060
remains of a balloon flight,

3483
02:21:28,460 --> 02:21:30,380
launched as part of a top secret program,

3484
02:21:30,520 --> 02:21:31,580
Project Mogul.

3485
02:21:32,620 --> 02:21:34,840
The possible connection between that incident

3486
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:36,660
and the Roswell incident and Mogul

3487
02:21:36,660 --> 02:21:40,160
was first realized by researcher Roger Todd,

3488
02:21:40,700 --> 02:21:42,800
and independently by Carl,

3489
02:21:43,020 --> 02:21:44,940
Carol T. Pflok.

3490
02:21:45,640 --> 02:21:46,500
That is a name.

3491
02:21:47,640 --> 02:21:48,580
Dominic West.

3492
02:21:48,980 --> 02:21:50,640
Thank you very much for your tip there.

3493
02:21:50,740 --> 02:21:53,920
The man who played McNulty in The Wire.

3494
02:21:54,140 --> 02:21:56,480
What's interesting is when you look at each of these claims

3495
02:21:56,480 --> 02:22:00,020
that the Major Roswell so-called witnesses are making...

3496
02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:02,940
He does look like Louis C.K., Robert.

3497
02:22:03,160 --> 02:22:04,300
I did think that.

3498
02:22:04,300 --> 02:22:04,960
There were two bodies.

3499
02:22:05,040 --> 02:22:05,300
I know.

3500
02:22:05,380 --> 02:22:05,880
I saw it.

3501
02:22:06,240 --> 02:22:06,980
Somebody else says...

3502
02:22:06,980 --> 02:22:09,800
Oh, maybe there's a conspiracy or a mystery there.

3503
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:12,000
...over here, 200 miles away.

3504
02:22:12,040 --> 02:22:13,600
But his hair is that...

3505
02:22:13,600 --> 02:22:18,120
It's older than Louis C.K.'s hair at that time, you know?

3506
02:22:18,120 --> 02:22:19,960
And there were three bodies.

3507
02:22:20,300 --> 02:22:21,380
So nobody's telling...

3508
02:22:21,380 --> 02:22:23,800
Like Louis C.K.'s hair was more ginger.

3509
02:22:24,720 --> 02:22:27,660
You know, it's kind of lost its color there.

3510
02:22:27,920 --> 02:22:28,560
They're not telling you.

3511
02:22:28,560 --> 02:22:29,700
...even the same story.

3512
02:22:30,140 --> 02:22:33,720
So, um, besides obviously studying and sort of debunking these things,

3513
02:22:33,800 --> 02:22:35,440
I imagine you've become somewhat of an expert on...

3514
02:22:35,440 --> 02:22:36,320
Sonderkoden app.

3515
02:22:36,340 --> 02:22:38,320
...how to create your own UFO photos,

3516
02:22:38,360 --> 02:22:42,720
or at least how people have gone and done it on the web and where else.

3517
02:22:42,920 --> 02:22:46,740
Well, I've certainly created enough of my own UFO photos.

3518
02:22:46,880 --> 02:22:47,640
So you've done it?

3519
02:22:47,960 --> 02:22:50,180
Oh, yes, and I have some of them on my web page.

3520
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:50,720
Yes.

3521
02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:52,300
Look at that shit.

3522
02:22:52,400 --> 02:22:56,100
That's like 1950s Plan 9 from outer space stuff.

3523
02:22:56,220 --> 02:22:56,440
That.

3524
02:22:56,900 --> 02:22:57,740
Fucking hell.

3525
02:22:58,440 --> 02:23:01,340
Oh, he's made it himself out of aluminium plates, I see.

3526
02:23:02,000 --> 02:23:04,980
I thought he was trying to sell that as an actual UFO,

3527
02:23:05,120 --> 02:23:07,880
but I forgot that this guy is here to debunk.

3528
02:23:10,940 --> 02:23:12,840
He's not here to spin myth.

3529
02:23:13,100 --> 02:23:14,800
He's here to debunk crap.

3530
02:23:15,920 --> 02:23:17,260
UFO second edition.

3531
02:23:17,380 --> 02:23:18,800
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3532
02:23:19,400 --> 02:23:22,160
Maybe we can download that and read it,

3533
02:23:22,240 --> 02:23:26,800
but, I mean, we don't want to fall foul of copyright law there.

3534
02:23:27,320 --> 02:23:29,360
But, I mean, we might delve into it.

3535
02:23:29,900 --> 02:23:32,760
Maybe you can take snippets of the book and have a look.

3536
02:23:33,180 --> 02:23:34,040
Connor, thanks for the tip.

3537
02:23:34,080 --> 02:23:36,680
If you consider playing The Evil Within or its sequel,

3538
02:23:37,800 --> 02:23:40,660
I downloaded it and started to play it.

3539
02:23:40,660 --> 02:23:47,460
It was good, but, yeah, I just didn't feel like streaming that kind of game.

3540
02:23:48,520 --> 02:23:52,600
But, I mean, I should say it does.

3541
02:23:52,980 --> 02:23:53,900
It was.

3542
02:23:54,000 --> 02:23:55,020
It did leave a chill.

3543
02:23:55,020 --> 02:23:57,600
It sent a chill down my spine at the time.

3544
02:23:58,800 --> 02:24:00,940
Maybe something like that is best left.

3545
02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:03,240
Like, I mean, Heavy Rain, for instance.

3546
02:24:03,380 --> 02:24:05,620
I'm not going to get into it, but thank you very much for the tip.

3547
02:24:05,680 --> 02:24:06,840
I'm on my web page.

3548
02:24:06,920 --> 02:24:07,580
Oh, okay.

3549
02:24:07,660 --> 02:24:13,960
And I imagine I'm using a lot of the same techniques that some of these other people are using.

3550
02:24:13,960 --> 02:24:15,360
What's Far Cry 5?

3551
02:24:15,660 --> 02:24:18,300
What's the big deal about that, Steve Jennings, there?

3552
02:24:18,380 --> 02:24:20,000
Because I played Far Cry.

3553
02:24:20,400 --> 02:24:22,180
Was it the one previous to 5?

3554
02:24:22,300 --> 02:24:30,180
Where it's some kind of mad religious box out in the Deep South or, you know, the fucking Rust Belt.

3555
02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:36,780
And, yeah, the mad religious one.

3556
02:24:36,920 --> 02:24:39,600
Is that what Far Cry 5 was?

3557
02:24:39,780 --> 02:24:40,320
That's 5.

3558
02:24:40,540 --> 02:24:40,760
Okay.

3559
02:24:41,180 --> 02:24:42,180
And what about the new?

3560
02:24:42,280 --> 02:24:45,000
Was there a new Far Cry where it's set in Cuba?

3561
02:24:47,920 --> 02:24:48,880
Is there a 6?

3562
02:24:53,320 --> 02:25:02,880
I remember playing Far Cry 2 back when I first got a PS3 and the South African accents and all that kind of jazz.

3563
02:25:04,460 --> 02:25:09,040
Sometimes it can be just as simple as you get it like a small model like an aluminum plate.

3564
02:25:09,160 --> 02:25:13,360
You doctor it up to look kind of pretty and port holes on it and antennas and whatever.

3565
02:25:13,540 --> 02:25:14,960
And you just toss it up like that.

3566
02:25:15,200 --> 02:25:16,380
It was hard enough.

3567
02:25:16,380 --> 02:25:17,800
It sounds like a two-person.

3568
02:25:18,300 --> 02:25:19,100
Yeah, you've got to have some help.

3569
02:25:19,100 --> 02:25:23,780
Look, and he's got a fucking N64 controller there.

3570
02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:26,660
So this was like a little Saturday afternoon project.

3571
02:25:26,660 --> 02:25:33,480
It'd be great if they just, off the back of this interview, just went into a bit of Mario Kart or fucking Pilotwings or whatever.

3572
02:25:34,400 --> 02:25:36,980
Super Mario 364.

3573
02:25:37,180 --> 02:25:39,520
It looks a little more mysterious that way coming at night.

3574
02:25:40,380 --> 02:25:43,680
And others I did with a Banaslan ice cream.

3575
02:25:43,680 --> 02:25:44,840
Pokemon Snap!

3576
02:25:44,840 --> 02:25:49,840
And put some modeling clay across the top and then stick a little toothpick in there for an antenna.

3577
02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:52,240
And then you have a really neat looking UFO when you...

3578
02:25:52,240 --> 02:25:56,360
Look at the Cybersmith Cafe where this was filmed.

3579
02:25:56,520 --> 02:25:58,400
They had their own merch in the background.

3580
02:25:58,620 --> 02:26:04,200
Look, T-shirts, baseball caps, snapbacks, coffee mugs, the whole shebang.

3581
02:26:05,040 --> 02:26:06,080
Lighting conditions.

3582
02:26:06,220 --> 02:26:09,580
An internet cafe that had personality.

3583
02:26:09,580 --> 02:26:10,580
Sure.

3584
02:26:10,580 --> 02:26:12,560
I think a lot of them do.

3585
02:26:13,280 --> 02:26:14,580
What was the last comment there?

3586
02:26:14,580 --> 02:26:15,380
People can do this at home.

3587
02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:15,940
Sure.

3588
02:26:16,620 --> 02:26:17,660
I think a lot of them do.

3589
02:26:17,900 --> 02:26:21,700
So a lot of people do make up all this stuff about UFOs at home.

3590
02:26:21,960 --> 02:26:23,400
Is what he's trying to say there.

3591
02:26:25,280 --> 02:26:28,840
And we're back again with some more true or false this book.

3592
02:26:28,840 --> 02:26:30,240
I'm afraid.

3593
02:26:34,280 --> 02:26:37,900
The MIBs, aka the Men in Black, for you know, next follow up watching people.

3594
02:26:38,260 --> 02:26:43,680
Just started a Groom Lake based, that's the area around Area 51, Groom Lake based clothing

3595
02:26:43,680 --> 02:26:47,840
company called Grey Enslatement Unit as a backlash against...

3596
02:26:47,840 --> 02:26:50,060
Schultz, thank you very much for the tip.

3597
02:26:50,500 --> 02:26:51,540
Mr. Schultz.

3598
02:26:51,860 --> 02:26:57,040
The Schwa and Alien Workshop clothing companies, which are funded by the films of Zurich, the

3599
02:26:57,040 --> 02:26:58,780
bankers from Switzerland that nobody can touch.

3600
02:26:59,420 --> 02:27:03,540
It's basically this huge war about how to integrate aliens into society.

3601
02:27:04,460 --> 02:27:06,720
And the victims are the fashion and children of the day.

3602
02:27:08,420 --> 02:27:09,680
I don't know what he was saying there.

3603
02:27:09,720 --> 02:27:10,680
Schmelvin, thank you very much.

3604
02:27:10,740 --> 02:27:13,460
Any of the upcoming remakes piquing your interest?

3605
02:27:13,820 --> 02:27:14,000
Yeah.

3606
02:27:14,380 --> 02:27:15,180
Metal Gear, I'll play.

3607
02:27:15,300 --> 02:27:16,220
Silent Hill, I'll play.

3608
02:27:16,360 --> 02:27:17,920
Alone in the Dark, never played it.

3609
02:27:17,960 --> 02:27:19,920
So I don't know whether or not to play that remake.

3610
02:27:20,200 --> 02:27:22,660
I downloaded the Tomb Raider remastered.

3611
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:26,280
So I don't know whether or not that is...

3612
02:27:26,280 --> 02:27:29,960
It's not exactly white hot pace gameplay.

3613
02:27:29,960 --> 02:27:36,520
But I mean, I never successfully completed any of 1 to 3 without using cheats.

3614
02:27:37,040 --> 02:27:41,680
So I'm trying to just play those games and finish them without the cheats.

3615
02:27:42,040 --> 02:27:47,700
And so far, I've made it to fucking Tomb of Tuhokan out in Egypt.

3616
02:27:48,260 --> 02:27:51,500
And if you want to know more, I can give you that information.

3617
02:27:52,500 --> 02:27:55,600
And the victims are the fashion and children of the day.

3618
02:27:58,880 --> 02:28:00,300
I don't know what he was saying there.

3619
02:28:00,300 --> 02:28:04,340
The Schwa and Alien Workshop clothing companies.

3620
02:28:04,540 --> 02:28:04,980
Schwa.

3621
02:28:05,100 --> 02:28:09,140
Companies which are funded by the films of Zurich, the bankers from Switzerland that nobody can touch.

3622
02:28:09,720 --> 02:28:13,860
It's basically this huge war about how to integrate aliens into society.

3623
02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:17,080
And the victims are the fashion and children of the day.

3624
02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:20,180
What is he on about, man?

3625
02:28:20,820 --> 02:28:22,500
I mean, get your point.

3626
02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:24,280
Make your point and make it snappy.

3627
02:28:24,340 --> 02:28:28,480
Because we don't know or care whether or not what you said was true or false.

3628
02:28:28,680 --> 02:28:31,320
Because we don't understand what you were on about.

3629
02:28:36,760 --> 02:28:48,400
An absolute verbose dreamweaver, says Jordan Jones.

3630
02:28:48,820 --> 02:28:52,780
We've got a situation here that's going very hard.

3631
02:28:57,980 --> 02:28:59,660
Sounds like a great book.

3632
02:29:00,100 --> 02:29:01,980
60 greatest conspiracies by this book.

3633
02:29:03,180 --> 02:29:04,940
What's the basic idea of what's on your site?

3634
02:29:05,020 --> 02:29:06,040
What are you dealing with there?

3635
02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:09,360
Well, we're sort of a one-stop shopping place.

3636
02:29:09,660 --> 02:29:11,960
We've got John underscore Wallen.

3637
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:14,900
Will you be rewetting the bogs?

3638
02:29:14,900 --> 02:29:16,000
Thank you very much there.

3639
02:29:18,060 --> 02:29:21,560
Have you ever had to leave a stream if the doorbell rings?

3640
02:29:21,560 --> 02:29:24,560
I think maybe once.

3641
02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:27,620
More so phone call.

3642
02:29:27,620 --> 02:29:30,600
I think would be the main interruption there.

3643
02:29:30,700 --> 02:29:32,280
And thank you very much, DCMC.

3644
02:29:32,500 --> 02:29:35,220
Elon Thrust has been debunking the moon wank.

3645
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:40,640
Have you got one of those ring doorbells where you can monitor people calling?

3646
02:29:40,920 --> 02:29:41,620
I haven't.

3647
02:29:42,460 --> 02:29:44,040
But I'd be maybe interested.

3648
02:29:44,320 --> 02:29:45,880
But I'm still a bit kind of...

3649
02:29:45,880 --> 02:29:49,100
Maybe I'm from a generation where it's just like...

3650
02:29:49,100 --> 02:29:52,340
Well, honestly, you probably would like to know who's at your fucking door.

3651
02:29:52,960 --> 02:29:54,780
But I mean, I thought that was interesting.

3652
02:29:54,780 --> 02:29:55,820
I saw one the other day.

3653
02:29:55,920 --> 02:29:57,420
The fella who would fucking...

3654
02:29:57,420 --> 02:30:02,040
He went and tried to smash it up because it was recording him doing a bit of dodginess.

3655
02:30:03,360 --> 02:30:04,820
That's putting it mildly.

3656
02:30:05,540 --> 02:30:08,680
And it kind of made me realize it's...

3657
02:30:08,680 --> 02:30:10,840
You know, people are filming everything now.

3658
02:30:11,020 --> 02:30:13,680
You wouldn't even realize how much you're being recorded.

3659
02:30:13,820 --> 02:30:15,540
I know they used to say that about CCTV.

3660
02:30:15,900 --> 02:30:17,200
But it's gone beyond that now.

3661
02:30:17,300 --> 02:30:18,500
You're on dash cams.

3662
02:30:18,760 --> 02:30:20,920
You're on people's fucking doorbells.

3663
02:30:21,220 --> 02:30:22,540
The whole shenanigan.

3664
02:30:22,540 --> 02:30:32,040
And sooner or later, in the same way I imagine that Wikipedia took the strands of everything from the internet and linked them into one page,

3665
02:30:32,200 --> 02:30:39,880
You're probably going to get some sort of confluence of all media, all video streams.

3666
02:30:39,880 --> 02:30:51,500
And we already know that through Snowden's revelations about the way that they hacked or monitored all the communications.

3667
02:30:51,500 --> 02:30:55,880
That is going on anyway in government.

3668
02:30:55,880 --> 02:31:00,880
Until we get the technology or the idea...

3669
02:31:00,880 --> 02:31:02,720
Actually, I think that's a great idea.

3670
02:31:02,720 --> 02:31:12,160
If somebody makes that a commercially viable fucking thing, where you opt in with your ring camera and all this,

3671
02:31:12,200 --> 02:31:19,340
to this great global hive mind livestream thing, then it's going to make a lot of money.

3672
02:31:19,420 --> 02:31:20,300
You could sell ads on that.

3673
02:31:20,440 --> 02:31:25,880
And I'm glad, as I always say in these moments, these epiphanistic moments,

3674
02:31:26,460 --> 02:31:28,820
I have committed the idea to stream now.

3675
02:31:28,820 --> 02:31:32,940
If somebody comes up with that, they're going to have, I'll see you in court.

3676
02:31:34,220 --> 02:31:35,120
My idea.

3677
02:31:36,560 --> 02:31:41,840
But I mean, I wonder whether or not if you could really level a case against someone.

3678
02:31:42,020 --> 02:31:52,420
If you've just had the idea, but they've had the fucking cojones and the fucking heave hole and the whatever else to actually make that idea happen.

3679
02:31:52,580 --> 02:31:56,140
Who has the upper hand in the court of law?

3680
02:31:57,240 --> 02:31:57,940
Who knows?

3681
02:31:58,120 --> 02:31:58,840
You've been framed.

3682
02:31:58,940 --> 02:31:59,600
Thank you very much.

3683
02:31:59,600 --> 02:32:00,740
Did you see the video going around?

3684
02:32:00,840 --> 02:32:03,020
The woman who got lifted by a shop shutter.

3685
02:32:03,200 --> 02:32:04,360
I did see that.

3686
02:32:04,840 --> 02:32:05,640
I did see that.

3687
02:32:05,740 --> 02:32:06,520
Crazy, wasn't it?

3688
02:32:06,640 --> 02:32:08,620
And I just hope she's all right.

3689
02:32:09,860 --> 02:32:10,080
Right.

3690
02:32:10,140 --> 02:32:10,400
Okay.

3691
02:32:10,420 --> 02:32:14,720
We're going to look for this amazing book by John underscore Wallen.

3692
02:32:15,700 --> 02:32:16,600
60 greatest...

3693
02:32:17,360 --> 02:32:18,760
60 greatest conspiracies...

3694
02:32:18,760 --> 02:32:20,600
60 greatest conspiracies of all...

3695
02:32:20,600 --> 02:32:21,580
...of all time.

3696
02:32:21,580 --> 02:32:25,080
I wonder if they updated that book.

3697
02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:27,120
A tentacle nonce.

3698
02:32:27,140 --> 02:32:27,940
Thank you very much.

3699
02:32:28,540 --> 02:32:31,480
Would you consider playing a game involving tentacles?

3700
02:32:32,140 --> 02:32:33,500
Japanese schoolgirls.

3701
02:32:33,580 --> 02:32:34,240
I would not.

3702
02:32:34,720 --> 02:32:35,480
Thank you very much.

3703
02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:36,220
And thanks for the tip.

3704
02:32:37,220 --> 02:32:38,580
60 greatest...

3705
02:32:40,340 --> 02:32:42,580
...conspiracies...

3706
02:32:43,020 --> 02:32:47,880
...of all time.

3707
02:32:48,580 --> 02:32:49,580
...of all time.

3708
02:32:49,580 --> 02:32:53,960
...and John Wallen...

3709
02:32:53,960 --> 02:32:55,140
...is the man's name there.

3710
02:33:00,660 --> 02:33:01,100
Wow.

3711
02:33:01,280 --> 02:33:02,980
This has got something going for it.

3712
02:33:03,020 --> 02:33:04,040
It's got a lot of reviews.

3713
02:33:04,180 --> 02:33:05,580
You can get it for $33...

3714
02:33:06,140 --> 02:33:07,400
...on fucking Amazon...

3715
02:33:07,400 --> 02:33:08,940
...or maybe used for a tenner.

3716
02:33:10,020 --> 02:33:10,980
It's a bit pricey.

3717
02:33:12,040 --> 02:33:13,460
And look at that cover.

3718
02:33:13,460 --> 02:33:16,460
It looks like the cover of Alan Shatter's...

3719
02:33:16,460 --> 02:33:17,460
...seminal...

3720
02:33:18,460 --> 02:33:19,460
...novel...

3721
02:33:19,460 --> 02:33:20,220
...Laura.

3722
02:33:20,780 --> 02:33:21,920
If you've ever...

3723
02:33:21,920 --> 02:33:24,560
...had a chance to get to grips with that...

3724
02:33:24,560 --> 02:33:26,460
...it really is...

3725
02:33:26,460 --> 02:33:29,260
...of all time.

3726
02:33:29,380 --> 02:33:30,700
History's biggest mysteries...

3727
02:33:30,700 --> 02:33:31,460
...cover-ups and cabals.

3728
02:33:33,460 --> 02:33:34,620
Jonathan Vankin.

3729
02:33:39,060 --> 02:33:40,060
Six reviews.

3730
02:33:40,580 --> 02:33:41,620
I thought it was going to have...

3731
02:33:41,620 --> 02:33:42,520
...a lot more than that.

3732
02:33:43,620 --> 02:33:45,160
They're all fucking good though.

3733
02:33:45,240 --> 02:33:46,880
They're all stellar reviews.

3734
02:33:47,100 --> 02:33:47,540
Nice.

3735
02:33:48,200 --> 02:33:49,400
Someone said there...

3736
02:33:49,400 --> 02:33:49,840
...look at this.

3737
02:33:49,860 --> 02:33:51,660
Someone's gone on a real tangent here.

3738
02:33:52,580 --> 02:33:53,520
60 greatest conspiracies...

3739
02:33:53,520 --> 02:33:55,520
...is an informal...

3740
02:33:55,520 --> 02:33:57,760
...let me move this so you can have...

3741
02:33:57,760 --> 02:33:59,520
...the pleasure of seeing it...

3742
02:34:00,520 --> 02:34:02,360
...in full screen.

3743
02:34:05,520 --> 02:34:06,940
...informal encyclopedia...

3744
02:34:06,940 --> 02:34:08,820
...of variety of conspiracy theories...

3745
02:34:08,820 --> 02:34:10,120
...from the last two...

3746
02:34:10,120 --> 02:34:10,660
...hundred years.

3747
02:34:10,660 --> 02:34:11,340
You're on Tommy's line.

3748
02:34:11,400 --> 02:34:12,520
How did I get onto that?

3749
02:34:14,860 --> 02:34:15,300
How?

3750
02:34:16,860 --> 02:34:17,340
Hello?

3751
02:34:23,520 --> 02:34:24,820
What's going on, Tom?

3752
02:34:26,200 --> 02:34:26,680
Hello?

3753
02:34:26,680 --> 02:34:26,760
Hello?

3754
02:34:31,960 --> 02:34:33,040
And now we're back in.

3755
02:34:33,400 --> 02:34:35,000
How long has it been like that?

3756
02:34:35,140 --> 02:34:36,200
Sorry, don't answer that.

3757
02:34:36,240 --> 02:34:37,000
I need to piss.

3758
02:34:37,240 --> 02:34:37,980
I'll be back in.

3759
02:34:38,420 --> 02:34:38,760
One moment.

3760
02:34:38,920 --> 02:34:40,000
Just need to put the...

3761
02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:41,000
...choose on there.

3762
02:34:41,000 --> 02:35:10,980
Here we go.

3763
02:35:10,980 --> 02:35:40,960
Here we go.

3764
02:35:40,960 --> 02:36:10,940
Here we go.

3765
02:36:10,940 --> 02:36:12,940
Here we go.

3766
02:36:12,940 --> 02:36:14,940
Here we go.

3767
02:36:14,940 --> 02:36:16,940
Here we go.

3768
02:36:16,940 --> 02:36:18,940
Here we go.

3769
02:36:18,940 --> 02:36:20,940
Here we go.

3770
02:36:20,940 --> 02:36:21,200
Yes.

3771
02:36:21,300 --> 02:36:24,940
Apologies there to the uncle for waking him up.

3772
02:36:26,940 --> 02:36:27,580
Fenton the dog.

3773
02:36:27,640 --> 02:36:28,260
Thank you very much.

3774
02:36:28,380 --> 02:36:32,100
Any chance Tommy might give the turf cutting simulator 24 ago?

3775
02:36:32,340 --> 02:36:33,960
I don't think that's a real game.

3776
02:36:38,100 --> 02:36:45,100
But I tell you, if it is, it's going straight on as soon as we get a hold of it.

3777
02:36:45,100 --> 02:36:53,020
Interesting.

3778
02:36:53,020 --> 02:36:53,220
Interesting.

3779
02:36:55,420 --> 02:36:57,980
O'Hara's news there.

3780
02:36:58,100 --> 02:37:03,300
Not news, but facts from Vicky in chat who says if an uncle worked for them.

3781
02:37:05,360 --> 02:37:09,760
And he would get them free, he'd get them free fucking cakes.

3782
02:37:10,720 --> 02:37:13,100
Which is quite the something.

3783
02:37:14,020 --> 02:37:14,940
Quite the something.

3784
02:37:17,600 --> 02:37:20,200
And Conrad, would you play the GAA PlayStation 2 game?

3785
02:37:23,080 --> 02:37:24,020
I might do.

3786
02:37:24,360 --> 02:37:25,480
I might do, but I mean.

3787
02:37:28,220 --> 02:37:29,460
I can't say I will.

3788
02:37:31,020 --> 02:37:32,360
I'm going to be up front with you now.

3789
02:37:33,100 --> 02:37:35,060
And say that it's probably not going to happen.

3790
02:37:35,100 --> 02:37:35,820
But it might happen.

3791
02:37:36,420 --> 02:37:37,340
I just don't know.

3792
02:37:38,540 --> 02:37:40,100
Is the answer to these questions.

3793
02:37:40,220 --> 02:37:41,420
It just needs to be.

3794
02:37:41,800 --> 02:37:43,240
It needs to be.

3795
02:37:44,200 --> 02:37:45,240
Doing it for me.

3796
02:37:46,100 --> 02:37:49,220
And as spyware earlier on was doing it.

3797
02:37:49,440 --> 02:37:50,600
Until it stopped doing it.

3798
02:37:53,080 --> 02:37:53,480
So.

3799
02:37:54,340 --> 02:37:55,340
We'll have to see.

3800
02:37:55,340 --> 02:38:08,380
Back to the.

3801
02:38:08,720 --> 02:38:09,460
Sorry about this.

3802
02:38:09,500 --> 02:38:11,700
I'm just stuffing my face here with the sandwich.

3803
02:38:11,860 --> 02:38:14,360
But back to this episode anyway.

3804
02:38:15,140 --> 02:38:16,600
We're going off piste here.

3805
02:38:20,300 --> 02:38:22,040
What's the basic idea of what's on your site?

3806
02:38:22,120 --> 02:38:23,140
What are you dealing with there?

3807
02:38:23,360 --> 02:38:27,580
Well, we're sort of a one-stop shopping place for paranoia.

3808
02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:29,720
We basically.

3809
02:38:29,940 --> 02:38:30,580
I like it.

3810
02:38:30,860 --> 02:38:34,100
We deal in all of the conspiracies that are out there being bandied about.

3811
02:38:34,220 --> 02:38:34,880
We examine them.

3812
02:38:34,960 --> 02:38:35,680
We explore them.

3813
02:38:36,120 --> 02:38:38,780
We take a look at which ones have merit.

3814
02:38:38,880 --> 02:38:39,640
Which ones don't.

3815
02:38:39,700 --> 02:38:41,880
We have a little fun with the ones that don't.

3816
02:38:42,680 --> 02:38:44,640
And basically it's based on the book.

3817
02:38:44,720 --> 02:38:47,000
Which gathers what are in our consideration.

3818
02:38:47,140 --> 02:38:49,080
What the 60 greatest conspiracies out there.

3819
02:38:49,080 --> 02:38:49,240
Oh yeah.

3820
02:38:49,240 --> 02:38:49,440
Sorry.

3821
02:38:49,540 --> 02:38:50,100
It's a bit zoomy.

3822
02:38:50,100 --> 02:38:53,080
Give us some examples of some of the conspiracies that you deal with on your site.

3823
02:38:53,160 --> 02:38:53,380
Okay.

3824
02:38:53,560 --> 02:38:56,600
Well, of course, the granddaddy of all conspiracies is JFK.

3825
02:38:57,280 --> 02:38:57,680
JFK.

3826
02:38:57,680 --> 02:38:58,120
Still going strong.

3827
02:38:58,120 --> 02:38:58,700
After all these years.

3828
02:38:59,180 --> 02:39:00,020
Anguished Panda.

3829
02:39:00,240 --> 02:39:00,800
Like the bunny.

3830
02:39:01,320 --> 02:39:02,660
Thank you very much.

3831
02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:04,900
The granddaddy of the tips.

3832
02:39:05,040 --> 02:39:07,080
Thank you very much, Anguished Panda.

3833
02:39:07,860 --> 02:39:08,540
It's very kind of you.

3834
02:39:09,220 --> 02:39:13,600
There's so much information there that you can remix it and come up with something new every time.

3835
02:39:14,400 --> 02:39:16,980
And people constantly coming up with new theories on this.

3836
02:39:17,080 --> 02:39:17,780
Right, right.

3837
02:39:17,780 --> 02:39:20,680
Yeah, it's one of those theories that I don't think we'll ever get to the bottom of.

3838
02:39:20,740 --> 02:39:21,960
It will be a perpetual mystery.

3839
02:39:22,140 --> 02:39:22,200
Okay.

3840
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:23,960
Newest thing, I guess, is TWA.

3841
02:39:24,620 --> 02:39:24,900
Yeah.

3842
02:39:25,000 --> 02:39:27,920
That's probably the hottest conspiracy right now on the web.

3843
02:39:28,720 --> 02:39:30,760
Hot little conspiracy we got going for you.

3844
02:39:31,100 --> 02:39:31,520
Anywhere.

3845
02:39:32,000 --> 02:39:35,520
Basically, you've got people trading information all over the place.

3846
02:39:36,720 --> 02:39:37,780
Details that come out.

3847
02:39:37,820 --> 02:39:44,440
What's really interesting about that, though, conspiracy theory, is that the web and the internet has kept it alive.

3848
02:39:44,560 --> 02:39:46,680
It's brought it back from death several times.

3849
02:39:46,940 --> 02:39:52,120
Now, what is there about the net and the web of the power of this sort of worldwide everybody can publish?

3850
02:39:52,480 --> 02:39:53,900
What does that do to conspiracies?

3851
02:39:54,040 --> 02:39:55,480
I mean, you're sort of a conspiracy guy.

3852
02:39:55,740 --> 02:39:59,220
Yeah, well, it's a super fuel for conspiracies.

3853
02:39:59,340 --> 02:40:01,300
It's like gasoline on a conspiracy fire.

3854
02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:06,720
Or another metaphor would be it's like a greenhouse where everything grows like crazy.

3855
02:40:06,720 --> 02:40:07,400
It's just so easy.

3856
02:40:08,120 --> 02:40:10,660
Did you say gasoline on a conspiracy fire?

3857
02:40:12,820 --> 02:40:14,500
What does that do to conspiracies?

3858
02:40:14,660 --> 02:40:16,120
I mean, you're sort of a conspiracy guy.

3859
02:40:16,420 --> 02:40:19,820
Yeah, well, it's a super fuel for conspiracies.

3860
02:40:19,980 --> 02:40:21,920
It's like gasoline on a conspiracy fire.

3861
02:40:22,520 --> 02:40:22,660
Wow.

3862
02:40:22,740 --> 02:40:27,320
Or another metaphor would be it's like a greenhouse where everything grows like crazy.

3863
02:40:27,320 --> 02:40:29,200
It's just so easy to spread stories, isn't it?

3864
02:40:29,220 --> 02:40:29,540
Right.

3865
02:40:29,640 --> 02:40:31,660
There are so many connections that you can make on the web.

3866
02:40:31,740 --> 02:40:35,000
And the web sort of mirrors the whole conspiracy mindset.

3867
02:40:35,700 --> 02:40:36,640
See that there?

3868
02:40:37,720 --> 02:40:42,800
Body language suggesting that if you're interested in the web,

3869
02:40:42,800 --> 02:40:46,420
the conspiracies on the web, you're a bit of a fucking lula cake.

3870
02:40:47,260 --> 02:40:51,060
But I mean, what he's saying makes complete sense.

3871
02:40:51,180 --> 02:40:52,880
And we've moved away from that.

3872
02:40:53,000 --> 02:40:53,260
We've gone.

3873
02:40:54,220 --> 02:40:55,480
Shit has got so.

3874
02:40:55,960 --> 02:41:00,840
It's gone so far that this stuff just sounds like tame old bollocks now.

3875
02:41:00,940 --> 02:41:05,000
But I mean, it applies to today as much as it did then.

3876
02:41:05,000 --> 02:41:07,040
So many connections that you can make on the web.

3877
02:41:07,140 --> 02:41:12,760
And the web sort of mirrors the whole conspiracy mindset of connections, links.

3878
02:41:12,980 --> 02:41:15,700
You know, hypertext is kind of like the paranoid mind at work.

3879
02:41:16,500 --> 02:41:19,960
The internet is a fucking paranoid mind at work.

3880
02:41:20,120 --> 02:41:21,280
I've often felt like that.

3881
02:41:21,340 --> 02:41:26,220
You know, when you just get stuck in a loop of sessions of just clicking link after link.

3882
02:41:26,480 --> 02:41:28,680
That's what that's what life has become.

3883
02:41:29,200 --> 02:41:33,580
It's just a fucking endless sea of links and connections.

3884
02:41:35,920 --> 02:41:37,700
And it's hard to break away from it.

3885
02:41:38,120 --> 02:41:44,540
It's fucking hard to break away from it because it's become part of the system in which we live.

3886
02:41:44,720 --> 02:41:45,240
You know, it's.

3887
02:41:47,200 --> 02:41:49,620
But it's class as well at the same time.

3888
02:41:49,660 --> 02:41:50,240
That's the thing.

3889
02:41:52,240 --> 02:41:53,100
It's a devil.

3890
02:41:53,860 --> 02:41:55,320
It's a real devil.

3891
02:42:02,640 --> 02:42:04,320
There's no backwashing going on.

3892
02:42:04,400 --> 02:42:08,340
And even if there was, it doesn't matter because I'm the only one that's going to drink out of it.

3893
02:42:08,460 --> 02:42:12,320
Just preempting some of the backwash comments that might happen.

3894
02:42:12,320 --> 02:42:13,200
It's happened before.

3895
02:42:13,320 --> 02:42:15,220
I'd say it could happen again.

3896
02:42:21,320 --> 02:42:21,720
Hyperlinking.

3897
02:42:21,720 --> 02:42:23,300
Causes.

3898
02:42:24,220 --> 02:42:24,620
Paranoia.

3899
02:42:25,200 --> 02:42:25,760
Or maybe.

3900
02:42:25,760 --> 02:42:29,760
Isn't there a counterbalance on the web that effectively can go against?

3901
02:42:29,880 --> 02:42:31,360
I mean, it's so easy to spread stories.

3902
02:42:31,760 --> 02:42:34,260
Is there anything that you think can help control that?

3903
02:42:34,620 --> 02:42:40,760
I think the only way to control that, the only antidote to bad information is good information and more of it.

3904
02:42:40,980 --> 02:42:43,080
And the web is just filled with both.

3905
02:42:43,220 --> 02:42:43,920
Right now, one of the real.

3906
02:42:44,020 --> 02:42:45,380
How would you differentiate?

3907
02:42:45,760 --> 02:42:47,000
Problems with the internet and the web is there's.

3908
02:42:47,260 --> 02:42:50,020
It's really difficult to distinguish between the good and the bad.

3909
02:42:50,640 --> 02:42:51,040
Exactly.

3910
02:42:51,600 --> 02:43:02,280
And I think as time goes on, as more and more information providers on the net sort of prove themselves and others disprove themselves, I suppose, we'll have a better idea of who we can rely on.

3911
02:43:02,440 --> 02:43:05,600
But I don't really think there's any technology that we can check.

3912
02:43:05,600 --> 02:43:07,220
Good speech has to be bad speech.

3913
02:43:07,360 --> 02:43:07,580
Right.

3914
02:43:07,900 --> 02:43:08,660
Short of censorship.

3915
02:43:08,900 --> 02:43:12,580
What are some of the really weird conspiracies that you deal with on yourself?

3916
02:43:12,580 --> 02:43:13,500
OG meets GFK.

3917
02:43:13,500 --> 02:43:14,680
OG meets GFK.

3918
02:43:15,080 --> 02:43:20,640
I saw a fucking mad video of OG after the first video it said of him after.

3919
02:43:20,840 --> 02:43:24,300
This is exactly what I've just been talking about where you go paranoid mindset.

3920
02:43:24,720 --> 02:43:27,420
You go from video to video, link to link.

3921
02:43:30,620 --> 02:43:31,760
OG Simpson.

3922
02:43:32,920 --> 02:43:34,720
First video.

3923
02:43:35,200 --> 02:43:37,020
But it's insane.

3924
02:43:37,900 --> 02:43:42,000
The chat out of him about how he couldn't have done the killing.

3925
02:43:43,840 --> 02:43:45,800
I don't know if you've seen this.

3926
02:43:46,340 --> 02:43:46,900
It's mental.

3927
02:43:48,320 --> 02:43:51,340
He thought with all that investigation, they had figured something out.

3928
02:43:51,760 --> 02:43:52,800
On Tom's line again.

3929
02:43:53,000 --> 02:43:54,120
How is that even happening?

3930
02:43:56,260 --> 02:44:03,660
Seems to phantomly go into Tom's line or onto his line.

3931
02:44:03,800 --> 02:44:09,020
One thing you're going to see with all this dense foliage, it's a little thinner now than it was back then.

3932
02:44:09,080 --> 02:44:11,560
That runs along the side of this house.

3933
02:44:11,620 --> 02:44:12,660
There's a lot of berries.

3934
02:44:13,200 --> 02:44:17,360
These berries from these Eugenia plants, they're all over the floor.

3935
02:44:17,720 --> 02:44:18,680
The hotkey did it.

3936
02:44:19,680 --> 02:44:20,160
Really?

3937
02:44:20,760 --> 02:44:22,920
So when I, or maybe I pressed the hotkey.

3938
02:44:23,060 --> 02:44:24,640
Maybe I've got a hotkey sorted out.

3939
02:44:27,540 --> 02:44:28,560
What would that be?

3940
02:44:28,680 --> 02:44:30,280
How would that manifest itself?

3941
02:44:30,280 --> 02:44:30,780
I don't know.

3942
02:44:30,820 --> 02:44:31,980
There's too much to be thinking about.

3943
02:44:32,400 --> 02:44:33,900
At this stage.

3944
02:44:34,020 --> 02:44:39,860
I just basically want to show you how, how fast OG concocted information.

3945
02:44:40,040 --> 02:44:40,840
This is a man now.

3946
02:44:40,980 --> 02:44:41,160
A man.

3947
02:44:41,560 --> 02:44:45,700
I, I, all I thought of when I was watching it was if you did murder someone.

3948
02:44:47,200 --> 02:44:47,700
Oh no.

3949
02:44:47,700 --> 02:44:56,060
If you didn't murder someone, should I say, would you really be going to such extreme lengths to show all these fucking details?

3950
02:44:56,060 --> 02:45:01,760
I just, I would like to put that to the back of my mind and move on from the, from the court case, you know?

3951
02:45:04,220 --> 02:45:05,560
Miznor, uh, 2-800.

3952
02:45:05,740 --> 02:45:06,740
Thank you very much for the tip.

3953
02:45:06,740 --> 02:45:06,740
The hallway.

3954
02:45:06,740 --> 02:45:09,700
Once again, there was no blood going down here.

3955
02:45:09,700 --> 02:45:16,380
You see the thickness of the foliage here would have been pretty difficult to come over this, this, this wall, this fence.

3956
02:45:16,380 --> 02:45:21,780
If you take a good look at this fence also, you'll see that it's sort of tied off at the top.

3957
02:45:22,200 --> 02:45:23,920
Uh, and it's pretty sharp here at the top.

3958
02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:30,720
And you would think that anyone who was trying to come over this, uh, fence could have had some problems with, uh, hurting themselves on this wire.

3959
02:45:30,720 --> 02:45:32,960
And of course there was no, uh, blood.

3960
02:45:33,100 --> 02:45:35,040
You would imagine this person was covered in blood.

3961
02:45:35,160 --> 02:45:37,880
There'd be some blood or some fibers or something there.

3962
02:45:38,260 --> 02:45:43,200
Like, uh, I wouldn't go back to the crime scene with the fucking, um, film crew.

3963
02:45:43,980 --> 02:45:44,700
Conditioning unit.

3964
02:45:45,180 --> 02:45:47,480
But anyway, it goes on and on and on.

3965
02:45:47,620 --> 02:45:49,380
Three loud bumps, sort of like that.

3966
02:45:49,460 --> 02:45:50,040
I don't know what that is.

3967
02:45:50,040 --> 02:45:50,560
It goes on.

3968
02:45:50,660 --> 02:45:52,020
This is like 50 minutes.

3969
02:45:52,180 --> 02:45:53,880
And then there's karate chop.

3970
02:45:53,960 --> 02:45:55,020
Thank you very much for the tip.

3971
02:45:55,440 --> 02:45:58,700
And it goes from different scenes inside the house, outside the house.

3972
02:45:58,800 --> 02:45:59,780
I have no idea.

3973
02:45:59,860 --> 02:46:02,060
But he never said that he heard anyone.

3974
02:46:02,060 --> 02:46:03,320
But it's, uh, calm, please.

3975
02:46:03,480 --> 02:46:05,880
The man just can talk and talk.

3976
02:46:05,960 --> 02:46:06,760
That was a theory for Marsha Clarks.

3977
02:46:06,780 --> 02:46:09,100
Now let's take a good look at this air conditioning unit.

3978
02:46:09,720 --> 02:46:11,200
You can see there's some slats here.

3979
02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:12,380
They face outward.

3980
02:46:12,840 --> 02:46:13,760
It's head high.

3981
02:46:14,120 --> 02:46:22,160
So one would think if anyone ran back here in the dark and ran into this, uh, unit, that they should have, should have, should have sustained some type of,

3982
02:46:22,160 --> 02:46:23,840
some type of bruise, some type of injury.

3983
02:46:24,180 --> 02:46:25,620
And of course, if they were bloodied.

3984
02:46:25,840 --> 02:46:30,100
There's lots of should have and would have and maybe, you know, conjecture.

3985
02:46:30,280 --> 02:46:31,340
And there's the glove there.

3986
02:46:31,600 --> 02:46:32,600
But that's not on the day.

3987
02:46:32,680 --> 02:46:34,200
But he's telling you that's where it was.

3988
02:46:34,280 --> 02:46:35,960
And then there's a picture from the police evidence.

3989
02:46:36,660 --> 02:46:40,940
I, it was more so after I, then he comes out to the front and starts talking about golf.

3990
02:46:41,040 --> 02:46:41,600
It's bizarre.

3991
02:46:42,600 --> 02:46:44,300
I like that entrance as well.

3992
02:46:44,460 --> 02:46:49,800
It just, a proper TV kind of cut the, the language of television there.

3993
02:46:50,080 --> 02:46:51,220
Let him leave the shot.

3994
02:46:51,220 --> 02:46:54,680
And then he just appears at the side hatch.

3995
02:46:54,680 --> 02:46:58,360
Before we go to my foyer and talk about more of the, uh, so-called blood evidence.

3996
02:46:58,360 --> 02:47:00,680
Uh, uh, since we're out here, let me cover.

3997
02:47:00,960 --> 02:47:03,980
The so-called blood evidence.

3998
02:47:04,100 --> 02:47:11,560
Cover a few things that sort of came into the, the trial that there was a little sarcasm about me hitting golf balls.

3999
02:47:11,560 --> 02:47:16,400
Uh, shortly after I got home, I would say, uh, 10 o'clock, a little after 10.

4000
02:47:16,400 --> 02:47:21,320
It's like an info, infomercial is right of how he didn't do it.

4001
02:47:21,400 --> 02:47:21,820
10 o'clock.

4002
02:47:21,940 --> 02:47:22,680
I came out here.

4003
02:47:22,740 --> 02:47:24,540
I was actually looking for a sand wedge.

4004
02:47:24,660 --> 02:47:26,680
I had recently got some new clubs.

4005
02:47:26,720 --> 02:47:28,340
A sand wedge, not a sandwich.

4006
02:47:28,920 --> 02:47:29,980
And look at his little shoes.

4007
02:47:30,060 --> 02:47:31,180
His shoes look tiny.

4008
02:47:32,420 --> 02:47:33,900
Callaway Big Bertha irons.

4009
02:47:33,940 --> 02:47:35,300
And I didn't like their sand wedge.

4010
02:47:35,360 --> 02:47:37,640
And I want to go back to my old Callaway sand wedge.

4011
02:47:37,920 --> 02:47:39,720
I also want to change my three wood.

4012
02:47:39,880 --> 02:47:42,700
I'd gone into my garage and I'd gotten an old three wood.

4013
02:47:43,160 --> 02:47:43,580
A wood bro.

4014
02:47:43,760 --> 02:47:45,580
We, why do we need to know all this?

4015
02:47:45,740 --> 02:47:47,880
There's a sort of a custom made club, even though.

4016
02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:51,620
It's as simple as saying, you know, I didn't kill, I didn't kill them.

4017
02:47:52,200 --> 02:47:52,840
That's that.

4018
02:47:53,200 --> 02:47:56,260
But it's like, and then I went into the garage and I ate the sand wedge.

4019
02:47:56,260 --> 02:47:57,780
I didn't like the three wood I was using.

4020
02:47:57,840 --> 02:47:58,880
I was using the three wood.

4021
02:47:59,220 --> 02:48:06,800
But it's as if, uh, you know, furnishing us with all the details is like making us go, oh, he definitely didn't do it.

4022
02:48:07,280 --> 02:48:09,260
He was so into his golf.

4023
02:48:09,260 --> 02:48:11,680
How did he even have time to murder anyone?

4024
02:48:12,040 --> 02:48:13,540
I walked out here to my Bentley.

4025
02:48:13,680 --> 02:48:18,920
I opened the trunk up where I had a lot of golf clubs, which police had confiscated at some later time.

4026
02:48:19,040 --> 02:48:20,740
And I couldn't find my sand wedge.

4027
02:48:20,820 --> 02:48:22,100
And I took a pitching iron.

4028
02:48:22,220 --> 02:48:23,980
I was, uh, looking for some balls.

4029
02:48:24,220 --> 02:48:26,800
I play with a ball called Max Fly 100.

4030
02:48:27,000 --> 02:48:28,640
I had no new Max Fly balls.

4031
02:48:28,780 --> 02:48:32,260
Why do we need to know the brand of ball?

4032
02:48:32,260 --> 02:48:35,960
Was there a ball found on the crime scene in the evidence?

4033
02:48:36,060 --> 02:48:37,800
I can't remember anything about golf balls.

4034
02:48:38,560 --> 02:48:40,220
other balls that I'd never used.

4035
02:48:40,640 --> 02:48:44,220
But I did have a couple of bags of balls in the trunk of my car.

4036
02:48:44,640 --> 02:48:45,740
Balls that I'd already used.

4037
02:48:45,840 --> 02:48:48,840
Normally I play two sleeves of balls per round of golf.

4038
02:48:48,960 --> 02:48:54,100
So some of the balls that I would throw away, uh, other people would think were great golf balls.

4039
02:48:54,240 --> 02:48:57,860
I went through that bag and, uh, tried to pick some unscuffed balls.

4040
02:48:58,060 --> 02:48:58,920
I picked a ball.

4041
02:48:59,020 --> 02:48:59,200
Okay.

4042
02:48:59,240 --> 02:49:00,240
It keeps going on here.

4043
02:49:00,300 --> 02:49:04,120
Anyway, I just want to hit, but I mean, it does a lot of chat about golf here.

4044
02:49:04,240 --> 02:49:10,280
And there's a bit of, uh, graphics imagery here to bolster the claims.

4045
02:49:10,980 --> 02:49:18,740
And now another, it's the, it's the little cuts into different scenes that kind of caught my attention.

4046
02:49:19,560 --> 02:49:20,260
Around that area.

4047
02:49:22,960 --> 02:49:26,360
As I walked down my driveway, as you can see, it's easy to see me.

4048
02:49:26,480 --> 02:49:27,320
Alan Park testified.

4049
02:49:27,320 --> 02:49:32,540
It feels, it feels like this is too long to have been a television show.

4050
02:49:33,840 --> 02:49:37,780
Was this like a VHS tape that he released privately?

4051
02:49:37,780 --> 02:49:41,880
You know, like a stocking filler, like to cash in on it.

4052
02:49:42,020 --> 02:49:49,000
I don't understand that he had a view from the end of my garage right up here, actually to the front of my house.

4053
02:49:49,160 --> 02:49:54,220
And this is, uh, I guess represents some of the biggest frustration I had not only doing it.

4054
02:49:54,260 --> 02:49:59,860
I don't think it's the, if I did do it, this predates that because it's 1996, this video.

4055
02:50:00,080 --> 02:50:00,380
But I mean.

4056
02:50:00,620 --> 02:50:01,000
Trial.

4057
02:50:01,340 --> 02:50:02,180
But after the trial.

4058
02:50:02,180 --> 02:50:02,680
It has.

4059
02:50:02,760 --> 02:50:03,480
Marsha Clark.

4060
02:50:03,480 --> 02:50:07,180
All the feeling of a, a, a kind of semi-professional.

4061
02:50:07,180 --> 02:50:09,120
VHS.

4062
02:50:10,060 --> 02:50:11,620
Made to video sort of thing.

4063
02:50:11,740 --> 02:50:14,720
And, uh, goes into the house soon after this.

4064
02:50:14,780 --> 02:50:18,120
And he, he looks us straight in the eye and talks shy again for ages.

4065
02:50:18,120 --> 02:50:21,840
Had to create some impressions that, fortunately, the jury didn't buy it.

4066
02:50:22,240 --> 02:50:23,860
Unfortunately, the pundits bought it.

4067
02:50:23,980 --> 02:50:24,900
They sold it to you.

4068
02:50:25,020 --> 02:50:30,180
And a lot of people out there, I see in interviews that we do, a man on the street, they ask this question.

4069
02:50:30,180 --> 02:50:35,580
You notice that Ross Becker asked me, who was the shadowy figure that came across the driveway?

4070
02:50:35,860 --> 02:50:39,480
Bill Curtis, who did a very fine two hours on A&E.

4071
02:50:39,960 --> 02:50:41,520
So he saw just the ceiling.

4072
02:50:41,520 --> 02:50:43,300
Like, he, did you measure the amount?

4073
02:50:43,680 --> 02:50:44,080
Let's do that.

4074
02:50:44,420 --> 02:50:45,620
And go on, let's go on.

4075
02:50:48,280 --> 02:50:49,200
Skip it on here.

4076
02:50:49,280 --> 02:50:49,500
Sorry.

4077
02:50:49,600 --> 02:50:50,500
Just to the next bit.

4078
02:50:50,640 --> 02:50:55,080
I mean, I've only, I only could get as far as when he got into the house and sat down at the table.

4079
02:50:55,220 --> 02:50:58,240
So then he's looking at little blood bits on the floor.

4080
02:50:58,560 --> 02:51:02,800
This picture shows three blood drops that they said that they found in my foyer.

4081
02:51:02,920 --> 02:51:06,680
Thinking about it now, because it was the most publicized case in history.

4082
02:51:07,960 --> 02:51:12,760
Then maybe he would have, you don't, you can't, I mean, I'm forgetting about the time.

4083
02:51:13,080 --> 02:51:15,540
And I was probably too young to really understand what was going on.

4084
02:51:15,540 --> 02:51:20,520
So maybe you would make a fucking video if you think, oh yeah, I'll make a load of money off this.

4085
02:51:20,800 --> 02:51:22,540
Just telling people how I didn't do it.

4086
02:51:23,180 --> 02:51:27,020
But it looks more incriminating that you did do this.

4087
02:51:27,320 --> 02:51:28,560
You know, this video.

4088
02:51:28,560 --> 02:51:31,780
Doorknob, the light switches as we move over to my staircase.

4089
02:51:32,700 --> 02:51:34,280
The rug, my banister.

4090
02:51:36,880 --> 02:51:39,160
Look at the wall of fame look on the.

4091
02:51:39,300 --> 02:51:40,460
Of course it didn't.

4092
02:51:40,720 --> 02:51:41,920
Or it's just family pictures actually.

4093
02:51:41,920 --> 02:51:51,440
I thought it was going to be loads of like the way pizza places and restaurants have the famous pictures of people that have visited their place.

4094
02:51:51,700 --> 02:51:52,600
Look at the face there.

4095
02:51:52,600 --> 02:51:56,100
Cheeky enough.

4096
02:51:57,240 --> 02:51:58,300
Cheeky Simpson.

4097
02:51:58,980 --> 02:52:00,620
Oh, as I come up my stairs, white.

4098
02:52:00,800 --> 02:52:02,040
OJ Cheekson.

4099
02:52:02,120 --> 02:52:03,760
Carpeting all the way, banister.

4100
02:52:03,900 --> 02:52:05,820
They checked everything and no blood.

4101
02:52:06,480 --> 02:52:08,260
Now come with me into my bedroom.

4102
02:52:08,680 --> 02:52:09,080
Beautiful.

4103
02:52:09,240 --> 02:52:10,960
Checked everything and no blood.

4104
02:52:11,820 --> 02:52:13,420
Now come with me into my bedroom.

4105
02:52:14,980 --> 02:52:16,020
Now this is my bedroom.

4106
02:52:16,200 --> 02:52:18,080
Incidentally, I believe this is a book.

4107
02:52:18,280 --> 02:52:19,260
Look at how fast.

4108
02:52:19,480 --> 02:52:21,080
Every American should read.

4109
02:52:21,660 --> 02:52:21,980
Wow.

4110
02:52:22,140 --> 02:52:23,200
I didn't see this bit.

4111
02:52:23,240 --> 02:52:25,820
I skipped past this bit when I was watching it the other day.

4112
02:52:25,820 --> 02:52:27,860
Come up my stairs.

4113
02:52:27,980 --> 02:52:29,300
White carpeting all the way.

4114
02:52:29,440 --> 02:52:29,800
Banister.

4115
02:52:29,980 --> 02:52:33,220
He's got Stu Chefe level charisma though.

4116
02:52:33,280 --> 02:52:35,200
They checked everything and no blood.

4117
02:52:36,100 --> 02:52:37,640
Now come with me into my bedroom.

4118
02:52:38,140 --> 02:52:39,400
I'm not saying it's the same charisma.

4119
02:52:39,560 --> 02:52:40,760
He's that level, you know.

4120
02:52:41,160 --> 02:52:42,160
Now this is my bedroom.

4121
02:52:42,400 --> 02:52:46,160
Incidentally, I believe this is a book that every American should read.

4122
02:52:47,100 --> 02:52:49,460
What was the book?

4123
02:52:50,780 --> 02:52:52,320
The Right to Privacy.

4124
02:52:52,380 --> 02:52:59,020
This is the room and this is the area basically where the police claim to have found the socks.

4125
02:52:59,080 --> 02:53:01,980
Even they admit that these socks seem somewhat out of place.

4126
02:53:02,440 --> 02:53:09,400
What's interesting about that is a videographer named Willie Ford, a police officer, was here at 413.

4127
02:53:09,860 --> 02:53:11,300
He photographed the entire room.

4128
02:53:11,420 --> 02:53:12,540
He didn't see any socks.

4129
02:53:12,940 --> 02:53:16,240
No one told him to try to avoid stepping on any socks.

4130
02:53:16,240 --> 02:53:22,900
If you look at that video, what I find very curious is the video goes right up to the point where you would see the socks.

4131
02:53:23,280 --> 02:53:27,840
The video goes off and about four or five feet beyond that, the video begins again.

4132
02:53:28,560 --> 02:53:30,300
Yeah, I'm going to just move on here.

4133
02:53:30,380 --> 02:53:30,620
Sorry.

4134
02:53:30,880 --> 02:53:33,880
I just like the different locations and the cuts.

4135
02:53:35,880 --> 02:53:37,820
But you can't really beat that.

4136
02:53:38,160 --> 02:53:44,880
The exit out of the scene at the top of the stairs, no blood, and then into the book.

4137
02:53:44,980 --> 02:53:46,720
Every American should read this book.

4138
02:53:47,180 --> 02:53:47,720
That was a classic.

4139
02:53:47,720 --> 02:53:48,460
This is my bedroom.

4140
02:53:48,620 --> 02:53:52,120
As you notice, it faces houses to the Westing effect on that.

4141
02:53:52,800 --> 02:53:56,480
I can cover some things that are very important to me.

4142
02:53:56,720 --> 02:53:58,720
This is a sit down moment here.

4143
02:53:59,740 --> 02:54:01,740
And it's throughout this trial.

4144
02:54:01,800 --> 02:54:03,900
And that's the lighting that was here that night.

4145
02:54:03,900 --> 02:54:13,280
I believe Alan Park said words to the effect that he didn't see or he couldn't detect any lighting in the house, not that there was no lights on.

4146
02:54:13,380 --> 02:54:21,320
It probably would have been the correct way to state it because from that front gate, either one of my two gates, it would have been virtually impossible.

4147
02:54:21,320 --> 02:54:25,780
Didn't know that James Cameron thought he wouldn't make a good actor for Terminator.

4148
02:54:28,740 --> 02:54:29,620
What a gaff.

4149
02:54:29,620 --> 02:54:30,340
What a crib.

4150
02:54:30,340 --> 02:54:31,240
Notice that.

4151
02:54:33,680 --> 02:54:37,800
To pick this time to do it, I think it was very important for them.

4152
02:54:38,900 --> 02:54:44,460
Let's just go fast forward through this, but I get the feeling there's going to be like 10 minutes of the table here.

4153
02:54:45,360 --> 02:54:45,840
What's that?

4154
02:54:46,020 --> 02:54:48,600
That looks like he's taking a moment pensively.

4155
02:54:49,960 --> 02:54:53,920
Whatever he's talking about there has definitely hit him right in the heart.

4156
02:54:54,120 --> 02:55:01,260
We left, the mother and I, Marguerite and I left, but never have I attempted suicide in any way, shape or form.

4157
02:55:01,620 --> 02:55:10,000
I saw stories where Neiman Marcus denied me the right to shop after I was one.

4158
02:55:10,500 --> 02:55:12,140
I never called Neiman Marcus.

4159
02:55:15,400 --> 02:55:18,040
Yeah, and that's, it's just at the table.

4160
02:55:18,180 --> 02:55:18,540
Whoa.

4161
02:55:19,240 --> 02:55:20,260
Apologies there, lads.

4162
02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:23,460
Don't know what that, hopefully I don't get banned off YouTube for that.

4163
02:55:23,580 --> 02:55:24,700
What the fuck was that about?

4164
02:55:25,940 --> 02:55:26,860
Apologies about that.

4165
02:55:27,100 --> 02:55:27,320
Love that.

4166
02:55:28,280 --> 02:55:37,560
And probably the thing that was most embarrassing to me, they cropped the picture of me with what we call a comedy stripper in front of me.

4167
02:55:39,120 --> 02:55:40,700
A comedy stripper.

4168
02:55:41,000 --> 02:55:47,300
And I like the way the phrase frame there is a, it's like a tonight on rock bottom.

4169
02:55:48,300 --> 02:55:49,040
Mr. Simpson.

4170
02:55:49,200 --> 02:55:50,500
No, no, no.

4171
02:55:52,180 --> 02:55:53,740
Famization may not have happened.

4172
02:55:54,220 --> 02:55:54,720
A stripper.

4173
02:55:55,760 --> 02:55:57,580
A comedy stripper.

4174
02:55:57,580 --> 02:56:00,200
Probably the thing that was most embarrassing to me.

4175
02:56:00,760 --> 02:56:01,500
They cropped.

4176
02:56:01,680 --> 02:56:03,680
And his name is Mr. Simpson as well.

4177
02:56:03,740 --> 02:56:04,840
I've only just realized.

4178
02:56:05,980 --> 02:56:07,320
I was thinking of Homer Simpson.

4179
02:56:08,320 --> 02:56:10,000
Cropped the picture of me.

4180
02:56:10,360 --> 02:56:13,580
So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you touched your can.

4181
02:56:14,380 --> 02:56:14,960
With what we.

4182
02:56:15,100 --> 02:56:16,600
Sweet, sweet can.

4183
02:56:16,720 --> 02:56:19,000
Call a comedy stripper in front of me.

4184
02:56:19,740 --> 02:56:19,980
A stripper.

4185
02:56:20,800 --> 02:56:22,940
I've never heard of a comedy stripper.

4186
02:56:23,060 --> 02:56:25,740
I've heard of a stripper or a comedian.

4187
02:56:26,580 --> 02:56:28,320
But I mean, is there a comedy stripper?

4188
02:56:28,320 --> 02:56:30,840
Does a comedy stripper do 10 minutes at the top?

4189
02:56:31,100 --> 02:56:34,200
A tight 10 and then get their kiss off or what?

4190
02:56:35,040 --> 02:56:36,520
Let me tell you about that night.

4191
02:56:36,700 --> 02:56:37,900
That happened in my backyard.

4192
02:56:38,540 --> 02:56:41,820
We were celebrating mine and Al Collins' 40th birthday.

4193
02:56:42,280 --> 02:56:44,120
Nicole and my 10th year together.

4194
02:56:44,320 --> 02:56:46,660
Denise Brown's, 30th birthday.

4195
02:56:47,060 --> 02:56:48,720
Joe Stellini's, 50th birthday.

4196
02:56:49,140 --> 02:56:52,980
Arnell Simpson and Tanya Brown, Nicole's sister's graduation from high school.

4197
02:56:53,520 --> 02:56:55,640
We have 400 of our friends and family there.

4198
02:56:55,640 --> 02:56:56,960
We were on the stage.

4199
02:56:57,160 --> 02:56:59,700
Nicole thought it was funny and send this comic stripper.

4200
02:57:00,160 --> 02:57:01,600
My family was there.

4201
02:57:01,880 --> 02:57:03,160
Her family was there.

4202
02:57:03,640 --> 02:57:04,900
All our friends was there.

4203
02:57:05,300 --> 02:57:06,000
And what did they do?

4204
02:57:06,120 --> 02:57:06,280
Stop, Hammer.

4205
02:57:06,400 --> 02:57:12,520
They cropped this picture to try to imply that here I am hanging in some sleazy area with strippers.

4206
02:57:12,880 --> 02:57:14,500
You know, and all our family was there.

4207
02:57:14,520 --> 02:57:16,240
And they knew exactly what they were doing.

4208
02:57:16,480 --> 02:57:18,080
You know, and all our family was there.

4209
02:57:18,100 --> 02:57:19,300
And they knew exactly what they were doing.

4210
02:57:19,300 --> 02:57:21,180
Where was the comedy there?

4211
02:57:21,240 --> 02:57:22,500
It was just a stripper, man.

4212
02:57:22,900 --> 02:57:27,220
I think he was adding the word comedy in to make it a little bit more lighthearted.

4213
02:57:27,340 --> 02:57:29,080
And apparently that photo was cropped.

4214
02:57:29,080 --> 02:57:31,140
They knew exactly what they were doing when they did that.

4215
02:57:31,200 --> 02:57:32,120
It was totally embarrassing.

4216
02:57:32,120 --> 02:57:37,120
And the TV people, I mean, I'm a big fan of Katie Couric's.

4217
02:57:37,680 --> 02:57:42,320
The day I got out of jail, the day after I should say that the verdict came in, I picked up my kid.

4218
02:57:42,560 --> 02:57:48,640
If there was people in it, like, why would you have a stripper there for your, if you had your family around?

4219
02:57:49,600 --> 02:57:50,540
I don't understand that.

4220
02:57:50,600 --> 02:57:54,680
I didn't go to any bakery, even though I saw some nice young kids say that I was in a bakery.

4221
02:57:54,960 --> 02:57:55,980
I didn't go to any bakery.

4222
02:57:56,260 --> 02:57:58,040
I went straight up to Mulholland Drive.

4223
02:57:58,440 --> 02:57:59,580
I picked up my kids.

4224
02:57:59,660 --> 02:58:01,500
We met there and we went to a friend's house.

4225
02:58:01,580 --> 02:58:03,220
That night we slept together.

4226
02:58:03,880 --> 02:58:06,960
The next morning we were up early as kids are prone to be.

4227
02:58:06,960 --> 02:58:13,740
My kids, my son Justin wanted me to go into a video arcade room that was at this house and play with them.

4228
02:58:14,060 --> 02:58:20,020
And Sydney Brooke, my daughter, wanted me to get into a jacuzzi with her while I was trying to debate with the kids.

4229
02:58:21,940 --> 02:58:23,980
The explaining is brilliant.

4230
02:58:25,100 --> 02:58:28,440
I'm going to skip, but I'd say go back and watch this.

4231
02:58:28,600 --> 02:58:30,820
Maybe this is one to fall asleep to later on.

4232
02:58:30,980 --> 02:58:32,580
But you could be laughing.

4233
02:58:33,340 --> 02:58:35,620
You might not sleep because you'd be laughing so much.

4234
02:58:35,620 --> 02:58:43,220
You know, when you listen to someone explaining stuff that's like it's too overwrought and, you know, the lady does protest too much.

4235
02:58:43,360 --> 02:58:43,860
What are you?

4236
02:58:43,940 --> 02:58:45,300
Thanks very much, Bashamak.

4237
02:58:47,540 --> 02:58:48,160
The tip.

4238
02:58:48,260 --> 02:58:48,740
Thank you very much.

4239
02:58:48,800 --> 02:58:52,460
What are your thoughts on the new online hate speech bill?

4240
02:58:52,860 --> 02:58:53,760
I don't know, man.

4241
02:58:53,780 --> 02:58:54,720
I haven't even looked at it.

4242
02:58:55,220 --> 02:59:04,360
Not sure if you've already talked about it, but it seems dystopian that the government can prosecute people for something they can arbitrarily and conveniently deem hateful.

4243
02:59:04,360 --> 02:59:05,920
Yeah, that is dystopian.

4244
02:59:06,040 --> 02:59:10,860
And I would have grave concerns about that.

4245
02:59:11,000 --> 02:59:11,880
Let's just say that.

4246
02:59:12,360 --> 02:59:13,300
But when does that happen?

4247
02:59:13,480 --> 02:59:13,960
When is that?

4248
02:59:14,120 --> 02:59:15,000
Is that coming in now?

4249
02:59:15,060 --> 02:59:15,280
Is it?

4250
02:59:18,780 --> 02:59:20,940
That is dystopian, actually.

4251
02:59:23,100 --> 02:59:24,980
Because, but I mean, yeah.

4252
02:59:26,100 --> 02:59:27,480
When is that coming out?

4253
02:59:27,580 --> 02:59:28,680
Is that out now?

4254
02:59:29,960 --> 02:59:31,800
Is that what this referendum is about?

4255
02:59:32,740 --> 02:59:35,900
Is that involved in the family one and then there's another one?

4256
02:59:38,700 --> 02:59:39,700
It's already done.

4257
02:59:39,820 --> 02:59:41,660
It's already, it's already in, is it?

4258
02:59:42,620 --> 02:59:43,360
Fucking hell.

4259
02:59:44,060 --> 02:59:45,960
What about comedy strippers?

4260
02:59:46,560 --> 02:59:47,700
Can you have them?

4261
02:59:47,940 --> 02:59:51,240
Or is that frowned upon as well?

4262
02:59:51,660 --> 02:59:51,980
Do you know?

4263
02:59:52,580 --> 02:59:57,220
They remove their clothes, but they also perform jokes.

4264
02:59:59,220 --> 03:00:03,000
And they do a little set, a little set, a routine, you know?

4265
03:00:08,140 --> 03:00:11,480
You heard, Darden, jealousy, control.

4266
03:00:11,680 --> 03:00:15,560
These were the things that he claimed led to me committing this crime.

4267
03:00:15,700 --> 03:00:24,440
First, I want to say that in the 15 years before 1992, Nicole never at any point in time ever gave me a reason to be jealous.

4268
03:00:24,820 --> 03:00:26,460
Okay, okay, okay, we'll move on.

4269
03:00:26,540 --> 03:00:27,920
Nice photographs there.

4270
03:00:29,460 --> 03:00:30,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4271
03:00:32,500 --> 03:00:34,780
So this is a long-winded bit here.

4272
03:00:34,860 --> 03:00:40,080
I'd love to know what this came from, because it definitely wasn't a TV station that broadcasted like,

4273
03:00:40,220 --> 03:00:40,520
Tonight.

4274
03:00:41,460 --> 03:00:42,540
Tonight at nine.

4275
03:00:43,340 --> 03:00:44,120
O.J. Simpson.

4276
03:00:45,120 --> 03:00:46,040
Tells the truth.

4277
03:00:46,880 --> 03:00:47,580
Ham spray.

4278
03:00:47,800 --> 03:00:48,940
Thank you very much for the tip.

4279
03:00:49,040 --> 03:00:49,640
Ham, is it?

4280
03:00:50,180 --> 03:00:53,320
But just to say thanks again to the previous tipper, and yes, I would have,

4281
03:00:53,320 --> 03:00:58,720
I would say that the online, that sounds concerning and unacceptable.

4282
03:01:00,000 --> 03:01:05,820
In conversation with her at that time, even though at one point, a few times when our daughter was dancing,

4283
03:01:05,940 --> 03:01:09,680
we looked at each other and sort of mouthed that Sydney was beautiful.

4284
03:01:10,420 --> 03:01:16,740
When that affair was over, I was outside talking to friends, talking to Dr. Fishman, teasing with Lou Brown.

4285
03:01:16,860 --> 03:01:17,020
Teasing.

4286
03:01:17,020 --> 03:01:20,580
Certainly not having any kind of dour personality, not being angry.

4287
03:01:21,080 --> 03:01:21,920
Fortunately, that was a big...

4288
03:01:21,920 --> 03:01:22,860
This has gone on too long.

4289
03:01:22,860 --> 03:01:29,920
Sorry, we've deviated from the computer, from Net Cafe, and we've gone into some hardcore O.J. Simpson lore.

4290
03:01:30,920 --> 03:01:33,780
Just want to see if there's any other scenes here before we check out.

4291
03:01:34,780 --> 03:01:35,020
No.

4292
03:01:35,560 --> 03:01:36,260
It ends here.

4293
03:01:36,580 --> 03:01:37,820
What's the coda to this?

4294
03:01:38,360 --> 03:01:39,260
I asked you to listen.

4295
03:01:39,460 --> 03:01:42,540
A shit graphic at the end.

4296
03:01:42,600 --> 03:01:44,040
To me, and you judge.

4297
03:01:44,140 --> 03:01:51,480
With some heavy drop shadowing and a real nice blue, sky blue to white gradient.

4298
03:01:51,480 --> 03:01:57,460
But I swear to you before my God, I did not commit these crimes.

4299
03:01:57,460 --> 03:02:00,680
Thank you for taking the time to listen to me.

4300
03:02:00,680 --> 03:02:01,280
No problem.

4301
03:02:01,280 --> 03:02:01,280
No problem.

4302
03:02:05,280 --> 03:02:06,120
Jamie the veeper.

4303
03:02:06,240 --> 03:02:08,180
Imagine the voiceover came in afterwards.

4304
03:02:08,680 --> 03:02:14,400
I wonder if I can do a nice voiceover thingy.

4305
03:02:14,400 --> 03:02:18,840
Thank you for taking the time to listen to me.

4306
03:02:21,460 --> 03:02:23,960
Thank you for taking the time to listen to me.

4307
03:02:23,960 --> 03:02:28,300
Fade of the veeper.

4308
03:02:28,700 --> 03:02:30,100
Populary is an accident.

4309
03:02:30,560 --> 03:02:32,160
The money takes wind.

4310
03:02:33,520 --> 03:02:36,720
And those who cheer today will curse tomorrow.

4311
03:02:37,220 --> 03:02:40,160
The only thing that endures is character.

4312
03:02:41,120 --> 03:02:41,860
O.J. Simpson.

4313
03:02:42,760 --> 03:02:43,820
Not a murderer.

4314
03:02:44,500 --> 03:02:46,380
That was the last bit I added that myself.

4315
03:02:50,320 --> 03:02:53,260
So back to where we got on to that.

4316
03:02:53,360 --> 03:02:56,100
And that was O.J. meets JFK.

4317
03:02:56,340 --> 03:02:58,640
Listed as one of the top 60.

4318
03:03:00,800 --> 03:03:03,140
Conspiracies of all time in this fella's book.

4319
03:03:03,380 --> 03:03:07,540
Which has been lauded and highly regarded on the internet.

4320
03:03:09,020 --> 03:03:10,840
Dara, thank you very much for the tip there.

4321
03:03:10,920 --> 03:03:14,140
You should check out O.J. Simpson's 2000 hidden camera prank show.

4322
03:03:14,240 --> 03:03:14,720
Deduced.

4323
03:03:15,300 --> 03:03:15,940
It's mad.

4324
03:03:16,320 --> 03:03:17,920
The white bronco makes an appearance.

4325
03:03:18,660 --> 03:03:21,140
We might keep that one in the back pocket for later.

4326
03:03:21,260 --> 03:03:22,400
But thanks very much for the tip.

4327
03:03:22,400 --> 03:03:24,940
And as far as the believable go.

4328
03:03:28,900 --> 03:03:29,460
Balloons.

4329
03:03:29,800 --> 03:03:31,100
Farewell to James and Ray.

4330
03:03:31,220 --> 03:03:32,500
O.J. meets JFK.

4331
03:03:33,640 --> 03:03:35,140
Salinger's Friends.

4332
03:03:35,800 --> 03:03:36,800
Friendly Misfire.

4333
03:03:36,980 --> 03:03:38,400
Terrorism Flashbacks.

4334
03:03:40,560 --> 03:03:42,620
Hoagland's Martian Chronicles.

4335
03:03:43,240 --> 03:03:44,200
Dead Alien.

4336
03:03:44,200 --> 03:03:45,260
Laid to Rest.

4337
03:03:45,260 --> 03:03:45,760
People are in the unbelievable.

4338
03:03:46,560 --> 03:03:47,000
Permit.

4339
03:03:47,220 --> 03:03:48,520
Nabda's Una Bomber.

4340
03:03:48,600 --> 03:03:49,680
As far as the believable go.

4341
03:03:50,700 --> 03:03:51,880
Those conspiracy theories.

4342
03:03:52,060 --> 03:03:53,820
I think some of the favorites that we have are.

4343
03:03:54,340 --> 03:03:54,620
You know.

4344
03:03:55,400 --> 03:03:55,880
Right.

4345
03:03:56,000 --> 03:03:56,680
And we've got a.

4346
03:03:56,980 --> 03:03:58,340
You're a comedy stripper.

4347
03:03:58,440 --> 03:03:58,720
Right.

4348
03:03:58,900 --> 03:03:59,140
Okay.

4349
03:03:59,140 --> 03:03:59,540
What else?

4350
03:03:59,560 --> 03:04:00,180
CIA's attempts.

4351
03:04:00,300 --> 03:04:01,700
You do jokes.

4352
03:04:02,080 --> 03:04:03,660
You take off your clothes.

4353
03:04:03,900 --> 03:04:04,360
Okay.

4354
03:04:04,440 --> 03:04:04,860
What else?

4355
03:04:05,340 --> 03:04:05,720
No.

4356
03:04:05,880 --> 03:04:07,680
CIA's attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro.

4357
03:04:07,860 --> 03:04:08,320
That's fairly.

4358
03:04:08,480 --> 03:04:09,580
That's well proven.

4359
03:04:09,860 --> 03:04:10,080
Weird.

4360
03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:11,160
Interesting stuff.

4361
03:04:11,680 --> 03:04:13,320
But the really far out stuff.

4362
03:04:13,420 --> 03:04:13,740
A lot of.

4363
03:04:13,740 --> 03:04:13,980
Wow.

4364
03:04:14,140 --> 03:04:15,800
Far out graphic design.

4365
03:04:16,020 --> 03:04:16,380
Again.

4366
03:04:16,860 --> 03:04:17,380
Conspiracy.

4367
03:04:17,740 --> 03:04:19,500
The conspiracy currents.

4368
03:04:20,420 --> 03:04:21,340
Number 16.

4369
03:04:21,540 --> 03:04:22,360
Special edition.

4370
03:04:22,540 --> 03:04:23,580
Alien autopsy.

4371
03:04:23,740 --> 03:04:23,960
Yeah.

4372
03:04:24,020 --> 03:04:25,520
Which Fox TV aired.

4373
03:04:25,660 --> 03:04:25,880
Right.

4374
03:04:26,020 --> 03:04:26,320
And which.

4375
03:04:26,540 --> 03:04:28,340
We've heard about alien autopsy.

4376
03:04:28,940 --> 03:04:30,980
But what about alien ant farm?

4377
03:04:31,040 --> 03:04:32,100
Roswell crash is big.

4378
03:04:32,180 --> 03:04:33,900
Anything to do with UFOs is huge.

4379
03:04:34,580 --> 03:04:37,380
We've got some other interesting ones that people are always asking about.

4380
03:04:37,780 --> 03:04:39,060
The crucifixion.

4381
03:04:40,340 --> 03:04:41,920
Those Christ kids.

4382
03:04:42,980 --> 03:04:44,000
Descendants of Jesus?

4383
03:04:44,600 --> 03:04:45,820
Or scam artists?

4384
03:04:46,520 --> 03:04:47,000
Extraordinaire.

4385
03:04:47,380 --> 03:04:48,860
Jesus Christ being fake.

4386
03:04:48,920 --> 03:04:50,100
So these things go back a bit.

4387
03:04:50,400 --> 03:04:50,540
Yes.

4388
03:04:50,580 --> 03:04:51,960
I mean there's the Apollo one, right?

4389
03:04:52,040 --> 03:04:53,780
That people believe all the moon landings were fake?

4390
03:04:53,920 --> 03:04:54,220
Right.

4391
03:04:54,220 --> 03:04:54,360
Right.

4392
03:04:54,360 --> 03:04:55,220
Government conspiracy.

4393
03:04:55,220 --> 03:04:56,020
Basically yeah.

4394
03:04:56,060 --> 03:04:59,780
NASA realized it could not actually build the technology to take people to the moon.

4395
03:04:59,900 --> 03:05:01,940
But it could build a sound stage in the desert.

4396
03:05:02,900 --> 03:05:03,780
And hire actors.

4397
03:05:03,960 --> 03:05:04,560
How about OJ?

4398
03:05:04,800 --> 03:05:06,060
You got me some OJ stuff here.

4399
03:05:06,080 --> 03:05:07,840
Well OJ is sort of like a conspiracy.

4400
03:05:08,060 --> 03:05:14,080
Have you heard the joy and kind of divlement in Stuart's voice there?

4401
03:05:14,400 --> 03:05:15,960
How about OJ?

4402
03:05:16,240 --> 03:05:18,360
You got to have some OJ stuff, right?

4403
03:05:18,600 --> 03:05:20,500
Build the technology to take people to the moon.

4404
03:05:20,600 --> 03:05:22,660
But it could build a sound stage in the desert.

4405
03:05:23,160 --> 03:05:23,900
And hire actors.

4406
03:05:23,900 --> 03:05:25,400
They're actors.

4407
03:05:25,400 --> 03:05:26,400
How about OJ?

4408
03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:27,400
There's got to be some OJ stuff here.

4409
03:05:27,400 --> 03:05:29,960
Well OJ is sort of like a conspiracy theory unto himself.

4410
03:05:30,620 --> 03:05:32,060
Blooming and growing as we talk.

4411
03:05:32,060 --> 03:05:35,060
But OJ interests conspiracy theory unto himself.

4412
03:05:35,580 --> 03:05:37,140
Blooming and growing as we talk.

4413
03:05:37,460 --> 03:05:47,460
But OJ interestingly enough does connect to the moon landing conspiracy theory in that film called Capricorn 1 that is based on this moon landing being faked.

4414
03:05:47,460 --> 03:05:48,960
OJ Simpson was in that film.

4415
03:05:48,960 --> 03:05:50,960
So everything's connected.

4416
03:05:51,120 --> 03:05:52,420
The sites conspire.com.

4417
03:05:52,740 --> 03:05:52,980
Yes.

4418
03:05:53,080 --> 03:05:53,500
Thanks a lot.

4419
03:05:53,580 --> 03:05:53,800
Okay.

4420
03:05:54,740 --> 03:05:57,240
I love his laugh there to outro.

4421
03:05:57,240 --> 03:05:59,340
And a bit of a cut off.

4422
03:05:59,340 --> 03:06:11,920
Even though it's a more relaxed approach to the guests compared to the cotton fucking dry cookie cutter churn that was the computer chronicles where he had to fucking get them through the production line.

4423
03:06:12,420 --> 03:06:15,260
He still has a little bit of a kind of...

4424
03:06:15,260 --> 03:06:15,540
Okay.

4425
03:06:15,720 --> 03:06:16,320
All right.

4426
03:06:16,380 --> 03:06:16,660
All right.

4427
03:06:16,660 --> 03:06:17,100
Let's go.

4428
03:06:17,240 --> 03:06:17,920
Thank you very much.

4429
03:06:17,920 --> 03:06:20,620
Capricorn 1 that is based on this moon landing being faked.

4430
03:06:21,040 --> 03:06:22,360
OJ Simpson was in that film.

4431
03:06:22,820 --> 03:06:24,100
So everything's connected.

4432
03:06:24,240 --> 03:06:25,560
The sites conspire.com.

4433
03:06:25,920 --> 03:06:26,140
Yes.

4434
03:06:26,220 --> 03:06:26,640
Thanks a lot.

4435
03:06:26,700 --> 03:06:26,940
Okay.

4436
03:06:28,260 --> 03:06:28,700
Okay.

4437
03:06:29,560 --> 03:06:34,300
On this week's Cyberblast we're going to send you five software programs to make sure you get the right information on the net.

4438
03:06:34,300 --> 03:06:35,420
Can't come into work today.

4439
03:06:35,940 --> 03:06:37,540
I'm fucking cyberblasted.

4440
03:06:37,540 --> 03:06:39,060
In less than 120 seconds.

4441
03:06:39,480 --> 03:06:42,340
You can actually see the files starting to download right now.

4442
03:06:42,860 --> 03:06:44,860
To get these files this fast through the TV TV...

4443
03:06:44,860 --> 03:06:48,060
Sorry I missed Mother's Day dinner there.

4444
03:06:48,240 --> 03:06:50,500
I was fucking cyberblasted.

4445
03:06:50,500 --> 03:06:52,180
...for your computer called a TV modem.

4446
03:06:52,500 --> 03:06:54,080
We'll tell you more about that later.

4447
03:06:54,500 --> 03:06:58,740
You can also download these files off the web using your regular telephone modem.

4448
03:06:58,940 --> 03:07:02,160
Download time on the phone at 28.8 will be about half an hour.

4449
03:07:02,620 --> 03:07:04,260
Let me tell you what we're sending you.

4450
03:07:05,600 --> 03:07:07,000
Let's just hear what they're sending.

4451
03:07:07,220 --> 03:07:13,700
Apparently this fucking thing you scanned this in and it sent you data through your TV if you had a special telly.

4452
03:07:14,640 --> 03:07:16,340
I don't understand it to be honest.

4453
03:07:16,340 --> 03:07:21,340
...a terrific utility to help you pull down just the right information from Usenet newsgroups.

4454
03:07:21,660 --> 03:07:26,100
This program is called Newsmonger and it will automatically monitor and download you through...

4455
03:07:26,100 --> 03:07:26,980
...for the tip.

4456
03:07:27,940 --> 03:07:28,820
Very kind of you.

4457
03:07:28,900 --> 03:07:31,420
You say the sun is out and the Viper is streaming.

4458
03:07:31,680 --> 03:07:33,600
But I don't know if the sun is out here.

4459
03:07:33,600 --> 03:07:41,320
This is a clever little program that encrypts important files and hides them inside BMP, GIF and WAV files.

4460
03:07:41,360 --> 03:07:45,080
It's overcast and it's very windy but you know what?

4461
03:07:45,840 --> 03:07:50,360
Take that any day of the week over the piss wet and it's going to be dry for the next week.

4462
03:07:50,840 --> 03:07:53,680
There's going to be wind but I mean you'll have that.

4463
03:07:54,160 --> 03:07:56,160
I'll take that big time.

4464
03:07:56,160 --> 03:08:02,100
If you want to add some spice to your own web page we're sending you a full featured HTML editor called...

4465
03:08:02,100 --> 03:08:07,100
The sun might be out but I'm fucking cyberblasting and indoors curtains...

4466
03:08:07,100 --> 03:08:09,500
The curtains are drawn, the lights are off.

4467
03:08:10,340 --> 03:08:11,780
It's pure cyberblasting.

4468
03:08:11,780 --> 03:08:13,780
Last...

4469
03:08:13,780 --> 03:08:14,780
Last...

4470
03:08:14,780 --> 03:08:15,780
Last...

4471
03:08:15,780 --> 03:08:16,780
What?

4472
03:08:16,780 --> 03:08:16,780
...and a game called Animal Quest that your kids will love.

4473
03:08:16,780 --> 03:08:17,780
Remember we're sending all five programs to you right now through the television...

4474
03:08:17,780 --> 03:08:18,780
...real jooks.

4475
03:08:18,780 --> 03:08:22,780
...and a game called Animal Quest that your kids will love.

4476
03:08:22,780 --> 03:08:23,780
Remember we're sending all five programs to you right now through the television.

4477
03:08:23,780 --> 03:08:24,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4478
03:08:24,780 --> 03:08:25,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4479
03:08:25,780 --> 03:08:26,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4480
03:08:26,780 --> 03:08:27,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4481
03:08:27,780 --> 03:08:28,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4482
03:08:28,780 --> 03:08:29,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4483
03:08:29,780 --> 03:08:30,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4484
03:08:30,780 --> 03:08:31,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4485
03:08:31,780 --> 03:08:32,780
The sun is out and you're not going to be out.

4486
03:08:32,780 --> 03:08:37,920
to help you quickly cover up any inappropriate activity that may be on your computer screen.

4487
03:08:37,920 --> 03:08:41,700
And a game called Animal Quest that your kids will love.

4488
03:08:42,240 --> 03:08:44,820
Remember, we're sending all five programs to you right now.

4489
03:08:44,820 --> 03:08:49,100
Real juxtaposition of programs and apps there.

4490
03:08:49,260 --> 03:08:53,920
Animal Quest and then delete anything questionable on your computer.

4491
03:08:55,100 --> 03:09:01,580
Which was called Boss App or something.

4492
03:09:01,580 --> 03:09:02,620
Or a coffee cup or something.

4493
03:09:02,620 --> 03:09:06,120
And a game called Animal Quest that your kids will love.

4494
03:09:06,560 --> 03:09:12,240
Remember, we're sending all five programs to you right now through the television signal using our Cyber Blast technology.

4495
03:09:12,240 --> 03:09:16,580
The speed of this download is equivalent to about a 400 BPS modem.

4496
03:09:17,000 --> 03:09:20,400
So it's a lot faster than using your usual telephone modem.

4497
03:09:20,880 --> 03:09:24,580
And LG there, thanks for letting us know in the chat there.

4498
03:09:24,700 --> 03:09:29,020
Yellow warning from MetAaron regarding the upcoming Cyber Blast.

4499
03:09:29,220 --> 03:09:30,860
On how to install a TV modem.

4500
03:09:31,240 --> 03:09:34,740
Just check out the Internet Cafe section of our website at PCTV.com.

4501
03:09:35,440 --> 03:09:40,860
You'll also find information there on how to download these files directly from the next video.

4502
03:09:40,860 --> 03:09:53,240
Your previous tips that came through the main Cyber Blastian pipeline way back when I did reference at the beginning of this stream, the ill-fated fucking stream that it is.

4503
03:09:53,360 --> 03:10:00,280
Because I thought by now we would be really deep into the world of the CIA espionage and all that.

4504
03:10:00,360 --> 03:10:04,600
But I mean, the game was so realistic that you actually get fired for being shit.

4505
03:10:05,360 --> 03:10:05,620
Do you know?

4506
03:10:07,040 --> 03:10:11,440
And they didn't hint that you had to save the game at any point.

4507
03:10:12,100 --> 03:10:12,360
Do you know?

4508
03:10:12,740 --> 03:10:13,200
So, anyway.

4509
03:10:13,200 --> 03:10:13,740
Laurie Anderson.

4510
03:10:13,740 --> 03:10:14,100
Just about complete.

4511
03:10:14,180 --> 03:10:15,460
Have fun with your new software.

4512
03:10:15,880 --> 03:10:18,320
That wraps up this Cyber Blast on the Internet Cafe.

4513
03:10:18,580 --> 03:10:19,600
I'm Laurie Anderson.

4514
03:10:20,400 --> 03:10:21,300
Laurie Anderson.

4515
03:10:21,400 --> 03:10:22,860
Tonight we're talking about disinformation.

4516
03:10:23,320 --> 03:10:23,580
And I...

4517
03:10:23,580 --> 03:10:30,680
Wasn't Laurie Anderson a fucking Radio 4 presenter about culture and shit like that?

4518
03:10:37,820 --> 03:10:38,540
No.

4519
03:10:39,440 --> 03:10:40,740
Maybe that's Laurie Anderson.

4520
03:10:41,460 --> 03:10:44,880
An American avant-garde artist, musician and filmmaker.

4521
03:10:45,100 --> 03:10:46,260
That wasn't her, was it?

4522
03:10:50,180 --> 03:10:51,080
Still alive.

4523
03:10:52,760 --> 03:10:55,020
She was married to Lou Reed.

4524
03:10:55,020 --> 03:11:12,420
I'm just looking at Laurie Anderson here.

4525
03:11:12,500 --> 03:11:15,700
I've heard the name, but she's an avant-garde artist.

4526
03:11:16,920 --> 03:11:22,260
And a month ago, the Guardian said that she had...

4527
03:11:22,260 --> 03:11:32,720
Ended her professorship after she criticised Palestinian support in a German university or something.

4528
03:11:37,180 --> 03:11:38,040
She did it.

4529
03:11:38,120 --> 03:11:39,820
She said the unsayable.

4530
03:11:40,500 --> 03:11:41,780
And she's paying the price.

4531
03:11:41,900 --> 03:11:43,940
But, I mean, at 76, is it?

4532
03:11:45,700 --> 03:11:46,100
Probably.

4533
03:11:46,260 --> 03:11:47,780
We'll be just chilling out at 76.

4534
03:11:47,920 --> 03:11:50,860
I wouldn't be arsed about fucking doing more work and stuff, you know?

4535
03:11:51,580 --> 03:11:52,180
If they've made...

4536
03:11:52,180 --> 03:11:53,340
She's famous.

4537
03:11:53,500 --> 03:11:54,520
She's made her money, like.

4538
03:11:55,360 --> 03:11:57,220
Chilling out on a beach or something.

4539
03:11:59,180 --> 03:12:01,560
Let's go back to this cyber blast here.

4540
03:12:01,680 --> 03:12:04,900
And back to Jane, who's got a brand new guest here.

4541
03:12:04,900 --> 03:12:07,960
...who's wearing a green shirt.

4542
03:12:07,960 --> 03:12:09,780
Is it flannel or is it...

4543
03:12:09,780 --> 03:12:11,060
It's just got some design on it.

4544
03:12:11,300 --> 03:12:14,400
This information can be to a culture and to a people.

4545
03:12:14,840 --> 03:12:18,660
Can you tell us a little bit about what the Big Mountain land dispute is all about?

4546
03:12:19,920 --> 03:12:21,420
Well, the perceived land dispute...

4547
03:12:21,420 --> 03:12:21,920
Great hair.

4548
03:12:22,000 --> 03:12:23,360
...butte really...

4549
03:12:23,360 --> 03:12:24,160
Jeff Taylor.

4550
03:12:24,420 --> 03:12:25,520
...has its origins...

4551
03:12:25,520 --> 03:12:28,460
It's a beautiful curtain.

4552
03:12:28,680 --> 03:12:29,520
...when energy...

4553
03:12:29,520 --> 03:12:30,640
...curtain mop.

4554
03:12:30,640 --> 03:12:32,960
...discovered resources in this area of Arizona.

4555
03:12:33,780 --> 03:12:37,740
Big Mountain is northeast of Flagstaff, Arizona.

4556
03:12:38,740 --> 03:12:41,840
And it's an area that was shared by two tribes.

4557
03:12:41,840 --> 03:12:43,840
The Hopis and the Navajos.

4558
03:12:43,840 --> 03:12:46,540
There were no boundaries between their tribes.

4559
03:12:46,540 --> 03:12:48,420
They kind of both used this area.

4560
03:12:49,280 --> 03:12:54,140
But the energy companies wanted to have tribal agencies that they could deal with.

4561
03:12:54,420 --> 03:12:56,460
And they wanted to have clear lines drawn.

4562
03:12:57,140 --> 03:12:58,080
Who they were dealing with.

4563
03:12:58,760 --> 03:12:59,760
So they...

4564
03:12:59,760 --> 03:13:06,560
In order to do this and to facilitate this, they created this phony range war.

4565
03:13:06,680 --> 03:13:08,240
This perceived land dispute.

4566
03:13:09,320 --> 03:13:15,260
And that enabled them to go in there and grab these resources that they wanted.

4567
03:13:15,720 --> 03:13:21,420
Which is on land that was considered sacred by the traditional people on both sides.

4568
03:13:21,420 --> 03:13:22,900
The Hopis and the Navajos.

4569
03:13:23,340 --> 03:13:24,460
In the Big Mountain area.

4570
03:13:24,680 --> 03:13:25,460
Okay, so again...

4571
03:13:25,460 --> 03:13:26,500
A lot of bad vibes.

4572
03:13:26,500 --> 03:13:27,500
You'd imagine...

4573
03:13:27,500 --> 03:13:31,860
In the new world of the states.

4574
03:13:32,240 --> 03:13:34,300
Where that kind of stuff went on.

4575
03:13:34,440 --> 03:13:35,500
You know, where...

4576
03:13:35,500 --> 03:13:39,260
A whole indigenous population was just completely replaced.

4577
03:13:41,160 --> 03:13:44,040
You'd think there'd be a lot of ghosts.

4578
03:13:44,480 --> 03:13:45,120
And bad...

4579
03:13:45,120 --> 03:13:45,940
Like...

4580
03:13:45,940 --> 03:13:47,500
Just bad...

4581
03:13:47,500 --> 03:13:50,840
Feelings.

4582
03:13:51,200 --> 03:13:53,640
But it seems, though, that it's just gone on...

4583
03:13:53,640 --> 03:13:55,220
Life has carried on as normal.

4584
03:13:55,780 --> 03:13:59,240
Which shows the cruel reality of life, really.

4585
03:13:59,400 --> 03:14:01,240
Is that it doesn't care about...

4586
03:14:01,240 --> 03:14:04,020
Life will go on, despite...

4587
03:14:04,020 --> 03:14:05,080
Shit things happening.

4588
03:14:06,860 --> 03:14:10,700
But if you believe in any of that superstition or any of that sort of stuff, then...

4589
03:14:10,700 --> 03:14:12,080
You know...

4590
03:14:12,080 --> 03:14:14,220
You'd probably be inclined to think that it...

4591
03:14:14,220 --> 03:14:14,880
There's a bad...

4592
03:14:14,880 --> 03:14:17,480
Just a general feeling of unease and...

4593
03:14:17,480 --> 03:14:19,000
And bad...

4594
03:14:19,000 --> 03:14:19,820
Bad will.

4595
03:14:20,980 --> 03:14:26,080
I'd be interested to know if there is any of that feeling from any American viewers.

4596
03:14:26,080 --> 03:14:28,020
Or is it just kind of...

4597
03:14:28,020 --> 03:14:30,220
Yeah, you forget about it.

4598
03:14:30,860 --> 03:14:31,960
Seems to be forgotten about.

4599
03:14:32,020 --> 03:14:46,000
But even if the curse does remain, it's not really manifested itself.

4600
03:14:46,120 --> 03:14:46,740
It's like...

4601
03:14:46,740 --> 03:14:47,800
It's still...

4602
03:14:47,800 --> 03:14:48,120
It's...

4603
03:14:48,120 --> 03:14:49,680
They're going as strong as ever.

4604
03:14:49,840 --> 03:14:50,860
It's America-like.

4605
03:14:50,860 --> 03:14:52,280
It's the greatest country.

4606
03:14:53,280 --> 03:14:56,420
It hasn't had any repercussions, really, has it?

4607
03:14:56,420 --> 03:14:57,780
And collectively?

4608
03:14:58,380 --> 03:15:02,620
Well, before they wanted to draw hard and fast lines, there wasn't much of a land dispute.

4609
03:15:03,480 --> 03:15:13,440
And yes, this PR firm, Evans & Associates, which was working for the Peabody Coal, one of the energy companies going in there, wanting to get at those resources.

4610
03:15:14,200 --> 03:15:17,920
Evans & Associates was able to go to D.C., Washington, D.C.

4611
03:15:18,000 --> 03:15:25,760
I'm thinking more like Poltergeist, the movie, where all the chairs in the fucking kitchen go up onto the table and it's like, oh, we bought this house.

4612
03:15:25,880 --> 03:15:27,640
But it was a burial ground.

4613
03:15:28,360 --> 03:15:31,260
And I think maybe it was an Indian burial ground, was it?

4614
03:15:31,260 --> 03:15:40,480
Blah, blah, blah.

4615
03:15:40,720 --> 03:15:41,520
Fuck it, plot.

4616
03:15:41,680 --> 03:15:43,580
Steve and Diane live in a planned community.

4617
03:15:43,780 --> 03:15:44,540
Quest of Rarge.

4618
03:15:44,620 --> 03:15:45,540
Steve's successful.

4619
03:15:45,800 --> 03:15:46,120
Blah, blah.

4620
03:15:46,200 --> 03:15:46,800
Next night.

4621
03:15:47,700 --> 03:15:48,180
Static.

4622
03:15:48,320 --> 03:15:49,660
Following the day of our events.

4623
03:15:51,240 --> 03:15:51,680
Doesn't.

4624
03:15:53,520 --> 03:15:54,140
Tell you.

4625
03:15:54,940 --> 03:15:56,620
Maybe I just made that up in my mind.

4626
03:15:56,620 --> 03:16:04,120
Maybe I made that up in my mind.

4627
03:16:09,080 --> 03:16:15,200
...to the press and issue a lot of press releases trumping up this land dispute.

4628
03:16:15,780 --> 03:16:17,080
And that's created a public perception.

4629
03:16:17,080 --> 03:16:18,660
This is not doing it for me.

4630
03:16:18,840 --> 03:16:20,960
This section, we need to move on.

4631
03:16:20,960 --> 03:16:26,900
I mean, we should really give it the credence it deserves because I've just gone off.

4632
03:16:27,000 --> 03:16:29,320
I'm talking about the bad vibes and all that.

4633
03:16:29,440 --> 03:16:30,640
But when it comes to the crunch.

4634
03:16:31,780 --> 03:16:32,920
Come on, there must be something.

4635
03:16:33,640 --> 03:16:34,260
Where's Stu?

4636
03:16:34,420 --> 03:16:35,120
Come on, Stu.

4637
03:16:35,560 --> 03:16:36,220
Where are you?

4638
03:16:37,140 --> 03:16:38,840
More conspiracies, please.

4639
03:16:38,920 --> 03:16:41,000
...firm and not from a good investigative reporter.

4640
03:16:41,680 --> 03:16:42,860
And also visit our website.

4641
03:16:43,240 --> 03:16:45,700
We have a website that's very informative.

4642
03:16:46,040 --> 03:16:47,620
And you can click on page after page.

4643
03:16:48,260 --> 03:16:51,480
And that'll get you in touch with people you can really talk to down there.

4644
03:16:51,660 --> 03:16:52,940
And find out what's going on.

4645
03:16:53,360 --> 03:16:54,380
Thanks very much, Jeff.

4646
03:16:54,400 --> 03:16:56,520
This is a really important issue for us to look at.

4647
03:16:56,940 --> 03:17:01,760
Yeah, and I'm highlighting the ignorance by skipping through it, you know?

4648
03:17:03,040 --> 03:17:06,360
I just want to see some more cool, hot news stuff.

4649
03:17:06,980 --> 03:17:09,780
I don't want to hear about fucking bad stuff that I need to feel bad about.

4650
03:17:10,000 --> 03:17:10,140
Thank you.

4651
03:17:12,100 --> 03:17:13,320
I'll read about it later.

4652
03:17:40,960 --> 03:17:47,180
Look at that machine.

4653
03:17:49,040 --> 03:17:55,880
Again, more ignorance from me because I'm more interested in the size of that beast of a fucking

4654
03:17:55,880 --> 03:17:57,420
machine doing the excavating.

4655
03:17:59,300 --> 03:18:00,140
Great industry.

4656
03:18:00,620 --> 03:18:01,560
And that's one of the true...

4657
03:18:01,560 --> 03:18:04,640
You've created a site, Disinformation, that...

4658
03:18:04,640 --> 03:18:05,700
Let me see if I can get this right.

4659
03:18:05,780 --> 03:18:08,060
It's a sort of an alternative search engine.

4660
03:18:08,280 --> 03:18:09,140
I can't wait.

4661
03:18:09,220 --> 03:18:11,220
They're teasing us with this fella's face.

4662
03:18:11,580 --> 03:18:13,140
They're teasing us with the back of his head, sorry.

4663
03:18:13,200 --> 03:18:15,940
And then we're going to see the front scenario very soon.

4664
03:18:16,460 --> 03:18:21,700
And probably the reason, again, I thought this earmarked this episode in particular, disinformation on the web.

4665
03:18:21,700 --> 03:18:32,040
Maybe there's something we can learn for today from yesterday, yesteryear about disinformation and what the worries and the concerns were there.

4666
03:18:33,040 --> 03:18:41,940
I can hear a cow in the background and your fella, your man looks fucking like Jesus of Nazareth.

4667
03:18:43,260 --> 03:18:49,680
And it sounds like he's in a stable because his fucking cow is going moo in the background as well.

4668
03:18:49,920 --> 03:18:55,360
It's sort of an alternative search engine for alternative media sources on the web.

4669
03:18:55,640 --> 03:19:00,880
What's wrong with the media sources that we have right now, the ones that you and I watch every evening?

4670
03:19:01,240 --> 03:19:04,260
Well, every night you're going to watch a show that's coming to you from one of...

4671
03:19:05,260 --> 03:19:14,720
The word underscore Metzger there, the lead singer from the band Creed, says Steve Walsh, or asks Steve there.

4672
03:19:14,720 --> 03:19:22,920
Possibly 20 media conglomerates that control, you know, print, media, publishing, and they have an agenda when they want to give you a story.

4673
03:19:23,160 --> 03:19:24,380
So they don't give you the whole story.

4674
03:19:24,700 --> 03:19:28,540
And our site's about giving you the other half of that story that you might not find and want.

4675
03:19:28,540 --> 03:19:33,520
So you're saying that some of these media are controlled by other forces?

4676
03:19:33,860 --> 03:19:37,660
I'm assuming you're talking about corporations, even possible government interests.

4677
03:19:37,760 --> 03:19:38,060
Sure, yeah.

4678
03:19:38,400 --> 03:19:45,360
ABC, Murdoch's companies, CBS, GE, they all have an agenda when they're trying to...

4679
03:19:45,360 --> 03:19:46,920
In their involvement in the media.

4680
03:19:47,080 --> 03:19:47,340
Right.

4681
03:19:47,520 --> 03:19:51,780
So the stories that come to you may not be the whole truth.

4682
03:19:52,040 --> 03:19:58,980
And our site's about getting people to understand what the truth is and to find it and to make sure that they question everything that they see.

4683
03:19:58,980 --> 03:20:00,220
That they see, that's on there.

4684
03:20:00,220 --> 03:20:00,340
Yeah.

4685
03:20:00,540 --> 03:20:09,820
Well, diligently trying to find ways of verifying and fact checking what is now known as legacy medias.

4686
03:20:09,820 --> 03:20:12,940
You know, stories and all that sort of business.

4687
03:20:13,080 --> 03:20:19,700
But how do you fucking square the circle of all this social media nonsense?

4688
03:20:20,460 --> 03:20:22,180
That's the next thing.

4689
03:20:22,360 --> 03:20:26,200
And maybe that goes back to your man there who was saying, what do you think about the hate speech bill?

4690
03:20:26,260 --> 03:20:32,660
It's, it could be ways of controlling all that shite on social media.

4691
03:20:32,660 --> 03:20:35,160
But I mean, I don't know.

4692
03:20:35,860 --> 03:20:46,540
I think the main thing is just to have, the main thing that is good for them is just to have these social media channels because they just keep you hooked on no matter what the fucking content is.

4693
03:20:46,580 --> 03:20:48,500
So it's, it's a boon for them.

4694
03:20:48,820 --> 03:20:54,420
Even though they're saying it's, it's bad, you know, and we need to regulate it and all that sort of stuff.

4695
03:20:54,420 --> 03:21:00,220
They love the idea that it's a pacifying force on the populace.

4696
03:21:00,220 --> 03:21:06,860
But they are, they have concerns about some of the information that's being shared on it as well.

4697
03:21:07,180 --> 03:21:08,940
On various fora.

4698
03:21:09,820 --> 03:21:14,240
And why is it not referenda when you're talking about two referendums coming up?

4699
03:21:14,700 --> 03:21:20,500
And an English teacher who fucking drilled it into us that it was, and it's referenda, not referendums.

4700
03:21:20,620 --> 03:21:23,060
And then on the radio, they're saying referendums.

4701
03:21:23,820 --> 03:21:25,980
Some of the conspiracy things.

4702
03:21:25,980 --> 03:21:28,300
These are the issues that need to be dealt with.

4703
03:21:28,300 --> 03:21:35,060
That may be going on or, or, or topics that are hot right now, that there may be other media sources out there.

4704
03:21:35,140 --> 03:21:36,100
Hot new topics.

4705
03:21:36,340 --> 03:21:40,720
Well, the tobacco industry is undergoing a lot of, a lot of hot press right now.

4706
03:21:40,720 --> 03:21:41,000
Right.

4707
03:21:41,100 --> 03:21:44,660
And their, their agenda is definitely something that.

4708
03:21:44,740 --> 03:21:45,580
RJ Reynolds.

4709
03:21:45,780 --> 03:21:47,480
Find out what their other side of the story is.

4710
03:21:47,540 --> 03:21:47,740
Right.

4711
03:21:47,900 --> 03:21:48,960
People are coming forward.

4712
03:21:49,080 --> 03:21:55,060
Actually, industry spokespeople are coming forward and saying some of the things may, may not have been true that they were saying.

4713
03:21:55,060 --> 03:21:56,900
So we have a lot of, some information on that.

4714
03:21:56,980 --> 03:21:57,180
Right.

4715
03:21:57,320 --> 03:22:00,440
And other information on the alcohol industry as well.

4716
03:22:00,780 --> 03:22:05,920
So I can type in a keyword and it will bring up information on these sites.

4717
03:22:06,000 --> 03:22:07,400
Is there some kind of a keyword?

4718
03:22:07,740 --> 03:22:15,040
That's, uh, Bacardi's fucking website from 1997.

4719
03:22:16,420 --> 03:22:17,500
Bacardi.com.

4720
03:22:18,700 --> 03:22:19,300
Bacardi B.

4721
03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:19,300
Bacardi B.

4722
03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:19,780
Bacardi B.

4723
03:22:26,820 --> 03:22:27,720
Have a look here.

4724
03:22:31,140 --> 03:22:31,460
Bacardi B.

4725
03:22:31,460 --> 03:22:31,620
.com.

4726
03:22:31,680 --> 03:22:35,740
Let's go back and see what shit they were slinging back in 97.

4727
03:22:37,100 --> 03:22:40,280
And first of all, let's just see what kind of shit they're slinging now.

4728
03:22:40,280 --> 03:22:48,440
very cool shit

4729
03:22:48,440 --> 03:22:49,300
um

4730
03:22:49,300 --> 03:22:50,460
what's your fucking

4731
03:22:50,460 --> 03:22:51,880
they want all this fucking

4732
03:22:51,880 --> 03:22:53,160
information off you

4733
03:22:53,160 --> 03:22:55,540
25th for the fucking

4734
03:22:55,540 --> 03:22:57,340
8th

4735
03:22:57,340 --> 03:23:00,220
1971

4736
03:23:00,220 --> 03:23:06,100
and now we can enter the site

4737
03:23:06,100 --> 03:23:09,620
our rums

4738
03:23:09,620 --> 03:23:11,220
cocktails and experiences

4739
03:23:11,220 --> 03:23:12,380
sustainability

4740
03:23:12,380 --> 03:23:15,320
just I wanted to see what it was

4741
03:23:15,320 --> 03:23:17,040
in 1997 but I mean

4742
03:23:17,040 --> 03:23:19,520
look at the state of the crack now

4743
03:23:19,520 --> 03:23:20,760
like any

4744
03:23:20,760 --> 03:23:23,720
oh sorry Jordan B. Peterson

4745
03:23:23,720 --> 03:23:24,860
why are you there man

4746
03:23:24,860 --> 03:23:27,200
why is the hotkey fucking making that happen

4747
03:23:27,200 --> 03:23:29,300
at least it didn't go

4748
03:23:29,300 --> 03:23:30,240
onto the uh

4749
03:23:30,240 --> 03:23:33,480
the telephone

4750
03:23:33,480 --> 03:23:34,180
voice

4751
03:23:34,180 --> 03:23:39,200
alright so I'm hitting keys when I'm

4752
03:23:39,200 --> 03:23:40,060
hitting um

4753
03:23:40,060 --> 03:23:42,000
my keyboard keys

4754
03:23:42,000 --> 03:23:42,900
it's triggering

4755
03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:48,000
different OBS actions

4756
03:23:48,000 --> 03:23:53,380
I'm going to different scenes

4757
03:23:53,380 --> 03:23:53,720
anyway

4758
03:23:53,720 --> 03:23:55,080
sustainability

4759
03:23:55,080 --> 03:23:59,560
our sustainable journey

4760
03:23:59,560 --> 03:24:02,080
eyes on the future

4761
03:24:02,080 --> 03:24:03,680
sickening stuff isn't it

4762
03:24:03,680 --> 03:24:06,240
sticking in stuff

4763
03:24:06,240 --> 03:24:07,700
ready to learn about

4764
03:24:07,700 --> 03:24:08,740
Bacardi's environmental

4765
03:24:08,740 --> 03:24:10,160
social and governance

4766
03:24:10,160 --> 03:24:10,720
principle

4767
03:24:10,720 --> 03:24:11,720
question mark

4768
03:24:11,720 --> 03:24:14,360
find out what our six

4769
03:24:14,360 --> 03:24:16,020
sustainability pillars are

4770
03:24:16,020 --> 03:24:17,860
and our ongoing efforts to

4771
03:24:17,860 --> 03:24:19,700
replenish what we consume

4772
03:24:19,700 --> 03:24:31,020
oh they've got a little

4773
03:24:31,020 --> 03:24:33,560
video for us as well

4774
03:24:33,560 --> 03:24:38,040
sorry about that your ears got

4775
03:24:38,040 --> 03:24:39,840
fucking cyber blasted there

4776
03:24:39,840 --> 03:24:40,900
because the volume was

4777
03:24:40,900 --> 03:24:42,620
in space

4778
03:24:42,620 --> 03:24:57,080
I'm basically doing advertising for these pricks now

4779
03:24:57,080 --> 03:24:59,220
but I mean, is it advertising if you're slagging them off?

4780
03:24:59,220 --> 03:24:59,640
I'm not sure.

4781
03:24:59,640 --> 03:25:20,000
I'm looking forward to seeing what it looked like in 97 now because there will be none of this sort of stuff.

4782
03:25:20,000 --> 03:25:23,960
Cheers.

4783
03:25:36,340 --> 03:25:39,520
So they cleaned up a beach or something.

4784
03:25:39,640 --> 03:25:41,680
They got a bunch of lads to go clean a beach.

4785
03:25:45,420 --> 03:25:46,420
That's the video.

4786
03:25:46,620 --> 03:25:47,700
That's what they're selling.

4787
03:25:47,880 --> 03:25:49,400
That's what they're saying they're doing.

4788
03:25:49,400 --> 03:25:56,200
And they've got some pillars, ocean conservation, ground bridge.

4789
03:25:56,260 --> 03:25:58,380
It's just like a load of bum.

4790
03:26:01,620 --> 03:26:03,100
Who is this for?

4791
03:26:03,320 --> 03:26:06,760
I mean, I don't think people are going to be arsed about any of this.

4792
03:26:07,160 --> 03:26:11,340
People want to get pissed on your alcohol.

4793
03:26:13,800 --> 03:26:16,640
Do they think they'll sell more if they've got this on their thing?

4794
03:26:18,800 --> 03:26:25,480
Okay.

4795
03:26:25,480 --> 03:26:27,560
Back to 1997, Bacardi.

4796
03:26:32,120 --> 03:26:32,600
Lovely.

4797
03:26:33,920 --> 03:26:35,760
We've got an entry right here.

4798
03:26:35,860 --> 03:26:37,600
It's going to be...

4799
03:26:37,600 --> 03:26:42,620
8.04 a.m. from April the 12th, 97.

4800
03:26:42,620 --> 03:26:51,160
It's taking a while to load up.

4801
03:26:51,160 --> 03:26:57,560
This is archived on some server somewhere in the fucking back arse of nowhere.

4802
03:26:59,300 --> 03:27:00,720
27th of January, 97.

4803
03:27:00,720 --> 03:27:01,540
Very high.

4804
03:27:01,840 --> 03:27:02,860
Welcome to Club Bacardi.

4805
03:27:02,960 --> 03:27:05,040
The hottest cyber club around.

4806
03:27:05,980 --> 03:27:09,580
Choose either very high bandwidth, text only, or somewhere in between.

4807
03:27:09,660 --> 03:27:11,080
Let's go with a very high bandwidth.

4808
03:27:12,160 --> 03:27:14,040
Graphics that will blow your mind.

4809
03:27:14,260 --> 03:27:15,800
Games and all the other good stuff.

4810
03:27:15,920 --> 03:27:16,740
But I've clicked the link.

4811
03:27:16,740 --> 03:27:18,500
Will it be cashed?

4812
03:27:20,540 --> 03:27:26,880
Build the week's best virtual sandcastles and win a free bag of Bacardi gear.

4813
03:27:27,480 --> 03:27:28,280
Start building.

4814
03:27:28,640 --> 03:27:32,040
For a wind jamming party, just add Bacardi.

4815
03:27:32,180 --> 03:27:33,480
Click here for details.

4816
03:27:34,360 --> 03:27:39,520
And an entry form on how you can win Bacardi rum party for two on Windjammer.

4817
03:27:41,080 --> 03:27:42,620
Barefoot Cruise is limited.

4818
03:27:43,360 --> 03:27:44,780
Let's stick that into the Google.

4819
03:27:44,960 --> 03:27:46,260
See what's going on with them.

4820
03:27:46,940 --> 03:27:49,620
These guys are a company that are still...

4821
03:27:50,840 --> 03:27:52,020
No, they reached...

4822
03:27:52,020 --> 03:27:54,920
They went bankrupt in 2007.

4823
03:27:55,960 --> 03:27:57,880
Liquidation in 2008.

4824
03:28:01,080 --> 03:28:07,940
Windjammer Barefoot Cruises was a leisure cruise line based in Miami Beach, Florida.

4825
03:28:08,200 --> 03:28:10,700
Founded in 47 by Michael Burke.

4826
03:28:11,340 --> 03:28:16,060
I wonder if that's Michael Burke from BBC News and 999.

4827
03:28:16,060 --> 03:28:19,120
Or was he Trevor Burke?

4828
03:28:19,540 --> 03:28:20,160
I'm not sure.

4829
03:28:20,240 --> 03:28:21,240
He was a Burke nonetheless.

4830
03:28:22,460 --> 03:28:29,920
The company scheduled one and two week cruises in the Caribbean or Caribbean and Central America

4831
03:28:29,920 --> 03:28:32,940
using a fleet of sailing tall ships.

4832
03:28:33,860 --> 03:28:40,380
The ships were former yachts and commercial vessels that were refurbished as cruise vessels

4833
03:28:40,380 --> 03:28:43,140
accommodating 60 to 100 paying passengers.

4834
03:28:45,280 --> 03:28:46,520
Caribbean itineraries.

4835
03:28:47,520 --> 03:28:49,820
British Virgin Islands.

4836
03:28:50,000 --> 03:28:52,220
French West Indies.

4837
03:28:53,340 --> 03:28:54,400
The Bahamas.

4838
03:28:54,580 --> 03:28:55,240
All that stuff.

4839
03:28:55,320 --> 03:29:02,120
I wonder was there any dodginess going on on those boats around those parts?

4840
03:29:03,580 --> 03:29:07,260
I mean, we don't have the CIA game here now, but we're going CIA on it.

4841
03:29:07,260 --> 03:29:11,680
This is the stuff that Spycraft, the great game, would have dreamt about back in the day

4842
03:29:11,680 --> 03:29:17,260
that you had this infinite source of fucking information just all linked up.

4843
03:29:17,440 --> 03:29:21,560
So just to come back to the whole ring doorbell camera thing.

4844
03:29:21,660 --> 03:29:22,660
Someone was asking me if I had one.

4845
03:29:22,720 --> 03:29:23,080
I don't.

4846
03:29:23,160 --> 03:29:31,900
But I mean, imagine if sooner or later, all these dash cams and then the ring doorbell and whatever else.

4847
03:29:33,180 --> 03:29:46,240
There might be an opportunity to link them all up into one massive, all-seeing eye where everyone can just fucking see anything at any time.

4848
03:29:46,420 --> 03:29:55,420
And, you know, if you choose to opt in as the owner or proprietor of the camera of what's going, you know, where you've got in your house or a car.

4849
03:29:56,220 --> 03:29:57,860
That could happen soon enough, could it?

4850
03:29:58,560 --> 03:30:00,420
Does anybody know if that's already happened?

4851
03:30:01,600 --> 03:30:03,760
They are already linked, says the chronolith.

4852
03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:11,080
You know the way you've got street view now.

4853
03:30:11,320 --> 03:30:18,320
I mean, you can see where the next thing is on that is just live view of everywhere all at once.

4854
03:30:20,680 --> 03:30:21,160
Madness.

4855
03:30:23,780 --> 03:30:24,220
Madness.

4856
03:30:25,500 --> 03:30:28,440
And do you ever have the thought as well, just one more thought here,

4857
03:30:28,820 --> 03:30:34,920
where if there's like a fucking extinction event where we all get wiped out or there's just like a few humans left,

4858
03:30:35,640 --> 03:30:42,400
it just might be some people that are just like, you know, not fucking really intelligent.

4859
03:30:43,780 --> 03:30:48,360
Or, you know, not like scientists who've made the technology or anything like that.

4860
03:30:48,360 --> 03:30:52,020
They won't have access to the tools to create the society that was already built.

4861
03:30:52,220 --> 03:30:53,200
So you'll just go back to.

4862
03:30:54,180 --> 03:30:57,680
It could just go back to like fucking sticks and stones and.

4863
03:30:57,680 --> 03:30:59,820
All that kind of stuff.

4864
03:31:00,300 --> 03:31:01,060
Crazy, isn't it?

4865
03:31:02,280 --> 03:31:07,100
But I mean, I wonder would an extinction event happen now?

4866
03:31:07,360 --> 03:31:11,080
Like an asteroid coming down from space.

4867
03:31:12,560 --> 03:31:15,560
I suppose we're saying the climate thing is going to be the next thing.

4868
03:31:16,600 --> 03:31:18,240
Look, we'll talk to you later on anyway.

4869
03:31:18,500 --> 03:31:18,740
See ya.

4870
03:31:19,500 --> 03:31:21,780
All industry as well.

4871
03:31:22,120 --> 03:31:27,260
So I can type in a keyword and it will bring up information on these sites.

4872
03:31:27,340 --> 03:31:33,460
Is there some kind of a rating system, some kind of a ranking that would help me determine, you know,

4873
03:31:33,560 --> 03:31:35,960
to know whether it's a good source of information?

4874
03:31:35,960 --> 03:31:42,920
We try to get people into the resources that we feel are more important or possibly have a lot more information than others.

4875
03:31:43,240 --> 03:31:48,520
But we give a lot of links to a lot of different things of various quality and we leave it up to the viewer to decide.

4876
03:31:48,960 --> 03:31:49,200
Right.

4877
03:31:49,280 --> 03:31:59,460
I guess you'd almost have to leave it up because if you didn't, then you may start to be able to fall victim to the same thing that some of the larger scale media could be doing as well.

4878
03:31:59,460 --> 03:32:05,280
Exactly. We want people to understand what, that their, their, their job to find the truth and not our job to give it to them.

4879
03:32:05,420 --> 03:32:06,180
And bring it out.

4880
03:32:06,300 --> 03:32:07,060
Right. Great.

4881
03:32:07,220 --> 03:32:07,980
All right. Well, thank you very much.

4882
03:32:07,980 --> 03:32:08,760
Great. Great.

4883
03:32:10,540 --> 03:32:13,580
So really interesting stuff tonight, disinformation on the net.

4884
03:32:13,660 --> 03:32:17,480
Did you have a better feeling for being more wary of the stuff you read?

4885
03:32:17,760 --> 03:32:26,480
Yeah. I, you know, learning about this disinformation search engine, that there really is a huge amount of corporate control of a lot of the media in this country.

4886
03:32:26,600 --> 03:32:31,680
There's about five or ten, you know, corporations that control most of the media interest.

4887
03:32:32,400 --> 03:32:37,480
Seeing that there are alternate sources out there, some of them very good, was, was very interesting.

4888
03:32:37,660 --> 03:32:44,200
That's a really interesting point that there is really intentional corporate organized institutional disinformation, not just malicious individual stuff.

4889
03:32:44,340 --> 03:32:44,980
Yeah, absolutely.

4890
03:32:45,760 --> 03:32:46,780
Brian, very good.

4891
03:32:46,780 --> 03:32:51,980
Well, I guess it's a fine line. I mean, I think that the challenge is, is that you realize you really can't trust anything.

4892
03:32:52,380 --> 03:32:52,620
Yeah.

4893
03:32:52,980 --> 03:32:59,900
And no matter what, you're always going to have to decipher some element of truth from all the stuff that you get.

4894
03:32:59,900 --> 03:33:05,860
It's really impossible to know that this is the absolute truth anymore because everything is disinformation in one form or another.

4895
03:33:06,260 --> 03:33:11,400
Well, I think what's interesting about the net, it is such an efficient tool for disseminating information.

4896
03:33:11,540 --> 03:33:11,720
Yeah.

4897
03:33:11,720 --> 03:33:14,600
It's therefore a very efficient tool for disseminating false information.

4898
03:33:14,700 --> 03:33:14,960
Indeed.

4899
03:33:14,960 --> 03:33:16,200
Some classic examples.

4900
03:33:16,320 --> 03:33:20,060
There's a story of a nine-year-old kid who was dying of cancer, posted a message.

4901
03:33:20,340 --> 03:33:21,540
This was 11 years ago.

4902
03:33:22,120 --> 03:33:23,620
Please send me lots of greeting cards.

4903
03:33:24,040 --> 03:33:24,820
The kid got cured.

4904
03:33:24,940 --> 03:33:25,660
He's alive and well.

4905
03:33:25,700 --> 03:33:26,300
He's 20 years old.

4906
03:33:26,320 --> 03:33:26,960
He's going to college.

4907
03:33:27,220 --> 03:33:32,560
He still gets 160,000 get well cards every week because people are still telling this story, which isn't true anymore.

4908
03:33:32,960 --> 03:33:36,580
So, I mean, some of this stuff really does get out of hand because the web is just so powerful.

4909
03:33:36,760 --> 03:33:40,200
So, whether it's good information, bad information, it's sure out there.

4910
03:33:40,560 --> 03:33:42,340
Anyhow, that's our topic on this.

4911
03:33:42,580 --> 03:33:43,560
That's that anyway.

4912
03:33:43,560 --> 03:33:57,340
Very true words there by Stuart, the coder to the episode, a very pensive and thought-provoking look at disinformation on the web.

4913
03:33:57,380 --> 03:33:58,640
And that was only 1997.

4914
03:33:59,460 --> 03:34:02,160
God knows what they would make of it now.

4915
03:34:02,160 --> 03:34:11,120
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection, the catalog and online superstore with over 10,000 PC and Mac products.

4916
03:34:11,620 --> 03:34:14,880
Award-winning service, toll-free technical support, and overnight delivery.

4917
03:34:15,380 --> 03:34:17,860
www.pcconnection.com

4918
03:34:17,860 --> 03:34:34,520
How come my webcam was off then?

4919
03:34:35,280 --> 03:34:37,040
Voice enhancer.

4920
03:34:38,180 --> 03:34:38,960
That's that.

4921
03:34:39,080 --> 03:34:39,680
What next?

4922
03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:40,700
I don't really know.

4923
03:34:40,800 --> 03:34:43,720
I mean, I was thinking it was going to be a fucking...

4924
03:34:43,720 --> 03:34:45,580
I prepared for like...

4925
03:34:45,580 --> 03:34:50,480
I thought it was going to be Spycraft for at least four hours solid.

4926
03:34:52,360 --> 03:34:59,880
But maybe I'm kind of fucking thinking too much of that game and it's just...

4927
03:34:59,880 --> 03:35:01,020
It never had it.

4928
03:35:01,080 --> 03:35:04,300
It never had the legs to run that long.

4929
03:35:06,080 --> 03:35:06,600
Maybe.

4930
03:35:06,900 --> 03:35:07,780
I'm not sure.

4931
03:35:09,160 --> 03:35:11,960
But let's see here what we've got.

4932
03:35:11,960 --> 03:35:16,000
There's another one that I have and I'm dying to test it out.

4933
03:35:18,260 --> 03:35:20,600
It's a game that's really...

4934
03:35:22,320 --> 03:35:24,200
You could smack it another go.

4935
03:35:24,280 --> 03:35:24,840
Says Jimmy.

4936
03:35:24,940 --> 03:35:25,900
I'm not going to...

4937
03:35:25,900 --> 03:35:28,420
I'm not going to take that chance.

4938
03:35:30,460 --> 03:35:31,760
I'm not going to take that chance.

4939
03:35:31,820 --> 03:35:34,520
Do you like the look of Helldivers 2 even off stream?

4940
03:35:34,860 --> 03:35:37,360
I haven't seen it.

4941
03:35:37,420 --> 03:35:38,440
I don't know what it's about.

4942
03:35:38,540 --> 03:35:39,540
Let's have a look and see.

4943
03:35:39,820 --> 03:35:40,500
Helldivers 2.

4944
03:35:40,500 --> 03:35:41,200
What's that about?

4945
03:35:41,200 --> 03:35:44,660
Helldivers 2.

4946
03:35:44,820 --> 03:35:45,240
Is that it?

4947
03:35:49,040 --> 03:35:49,680
It's...

4948
03:35:49,680 --> 03:35:50,140
What...

4949
03:35:50,140 --> 03:35:51,040
What is it?

4950
03:35:51,080 --> 03:35:51,980
Why is it so good?

4951
03:35:52,040 --> 03:35:53,220
People are saying it's amazing.

4952
03:35:53,380 --> 03:35:53,520
Look.

4953
03:35:54,560 --> 03:35:54,960
Review.

4954
03:35:55,200 --> 03:35:56,220
Let me just see what the hell.

4955
03:35:58,500 --> 03:36:02,080
The first time my squad fought a Bile Titan was a disaster.

4956
03:36:02,700 --> 03:36:06,800
First time my squad fought a Bile Titan was a disaster.

4957
03:36:06,800 --> 03:36:10,280
We dropped into a hot zone full of Terminids and lost all of our extra...

4958
03:36:10,280 --> 03:36:12,620
We're going to be dropped into a hot zone.

4959
03:36:12,800 --> 03:36:14,600
...before we even found the thing.

4960
03:36:15,120 --> 03:36:17,580
It took everything we had and more...

4961
03:36:17,580 --> 03:36:22,780
Thank you very much for the tip there, Francis on location.

4962
03:36:24,960 --> 03:36:27,080
He said, were you in Santa Ponsa two weeks ago?

4963
03:36:27,180 --> 03:36:27,640
I wasn't.

4964
03:36:27,680 --> 03:36:28,320
I wish I was.

4965
03:36:28,380 --> 03:36:29,720
I'd like to have...

4966
03:36:29,720 --> 03:36:31,520
To be in somewhere that's warm and hot.

4967
03:36:31,580 --> 03:36:35,100
But I don't even know if Santa Ponsa is hot this time of year in March.

4968
03:36:35,180 --> 03:36:35,640
Maybe it is.

4969
03:36:37,140 --> 03:36:39,100
Sporting some formal board shorts.

4970
03:36:39,260 --> 03:36:39,920
No, I wasn't.

4971
03:36:40,000 --> 03:36:41,180
We shouted at you.

4972
03:36:42,000 --> 03:36:45,520
Would you just continue walking with that tall guy?

4973
03:36:45,520 --> 03:36:46,420
All right.

4974
03:36:47,260 --> 03:36:48,020
Well, I wasn't.

4975
03:36:48,100 --> 03:36:53,140
But I'd like to have seen that interaction take place in Santa Ponsa.

4976
03:36:53,220 --> 03:36:54,340
I've been to Santa Ponsa.

4977
03:36:54,440 --> 03:36:55,340
I've been to Magaluf.

4978
03:36:56,320 --> 03:36:57,520
And Palma Nova.

4979
03:36:58,640 --> 03:37:00,860
I'm somewhat of a fucking...

4980
03:37:00,860 --> 03:37:03,500
Mallorca connoisseur.

4981
03:37:05,820 --> 03:37:07,480
But only when I was a child.

4982
03:37:07,700 --> 03:37:11,440
But when you're a child and you see those places, it's like...

4983
03:37:11,440 --> 03:37:14,740
There's a lot of kind of adult sort of entertainment and things.

4984
03:37:14,740 --> 03:37:15,740
I remember actually...

4985
03:37:16,740 --> 03:37:17,460
It was...

4986
03:37:17,460 --> 03:37:23,000
You'd get a cheeky glimpse of adult lifestyle and entertainment as a kid.

4987
03:37:23,040 --> 03:37:23,960
And you'd be like...

4988
03:37:23,960 --> 03:37:26,040
Oh, that's naughty, that.

4989
03:37:26,880 --> 03:37:29,740
And they'd have like fucking Chubby Brown...

4990
03:37:30,260 --> 03:37:32,160
Roy Chubby Brown on in pubs.

4991
03:37:32,160 --> 03:37:35,420
And they'd blare it out.

4992
03:37:35,720 --> 03:37:37,360
And I'd be like...

4993
03:37:37,360 --> 03:37:39,140
Oh, I'm just going to walk around the shops for a look.

4994
03:37:39,400 --> 03:37:42,860
And, you know, you go in the shops and the stuff they'd be selling would be very rude.

4995
03:37:43,060 --> 03:37:44,480
Very cheeky stuff.

4996
03:37:44,480 --> 03:37:46,800
I'm not even going to go into detail about it.

4997
03:37:47,260 --> 03:37:51,500
But they were playing comedians, British comedians as well.

4998
03:37:51,620 --> 03:37:53,400
Like 18 rated vids.

4999
03:37:53,740 --> 03:37:56,140
And you'd be like, whoa, you wouldn't see this at home.

5000
03:37:56,620 --> 03:38:02,800
And I watched a full fucking Frank Skinner live thing while sipping on a Coca-Cola.

5001
03:38:03,480 --> 03:38:05,260
And what else?

5002
03:38:06,880 --> 03:38:08,940
Just snippets of Roy Chubby Brown.

5003
03:38:09,100 --> 03:38:12,400
It wasn't really my cup of tea, but it was interesting to see it all unfold.

5004
03:38:12,560 --> 03:38:13,640
Anyway, I'm not a killer.

5005
03:38:13,760 --> 03:38:14,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

5006
03:38:15,760 --> 03:38:21,140
Now, I've just got something else here that might really take the edge off things.

5007
03:38:21,140 --> 03:38:24,680
Considering there was a spycraft scenario.

5008
03:38:24,680 --> 03:38:28,800
That didn't really take off.

5009
03:38:28,860 --> 03:38:29,680
Didn't take flight.

5010
03:38:29,820 --> 03:38:30,600
Didn't work out for us.

5011
03:38:30,640 --> 03:38:31,480
Didn't work out for us.

5012
03:38:31,640 --> 03:38:33,000
And now we're out of sorts.

5013
03:38:33,140 --> 03:38:34,480
But are we out of sorts?

5014
03:38:35,740 --> 03:38:38,200
Because we've got something else here that might.

5015
03:38:39,340 --> 03:38:40,340
Pique your interest.

5016
03:38:40,460 --> 03:38:42,360
I know you might like games.

5017
03:38:42,480 --> 03:38:43,780
You might like video games.

5018
03:38:44,720 --> 03:38:46,360
Well, here's a video game right here.

5019
03:38:47,960 --> 03:38:50,260
And I'm dying to test it out.

5020
03:38:51,460 --> 03:38:55,380
It's none other than...

5021
03:38:55,380 --> 03:38:55,820
Oh, fuck.

5022
03:38:56,140 --> 03:38:57,700
Put that there.

5023
03:38:57,880 --> 03:38:58,440
None other.

5024
03:39:00,820 --> 03:39:04,420
None other than my recycling center.

5025
03:39:04,420 --> 03:39:05,300
It looks...

5026
03:39:05,300 --> 03:39:13,260
It's a fully open world sandbox recycling center simulator.

5027
03:39:13,500 --> 03:39:21,420
And I tell you, it's definitely topical because we're hearing all about the return scheme,

5028
03:39:21,660 --> 03:39:23,300
which is going on in the country now.

5029
03:39:23,660 --> 03:39:29,740
And no doubt a lot of you are really, really dying for some recycling content.

5030
03:39:29,980 --> 03:39:32,400
Well, I'm going to bring it to you right here, right now.

5031
03:39:32,620 --> 03:39:36,180
Let's start up a new game of this thing.

5032
03:39:36,400 --> 03:39:38,000
It's my recycling center.

5033
03:39:38,180 --> 03:39:41,200
And I wonder if we've got the audio there as well.

5034
03:39:41,500 --> 03:39:43,100
Capture application audio.

5035
03:39:43,880 --> 03:39:45,740
Let's just open that properties there.

5036
03:39:47,300 --> 03:39:48,760
Wrecky one.

5037
03:39:50,980 --> 03:39:52,100
Enter name.

5038
03:39:54,100 --> 03:39:56,620
Can brand this.

5039
03:39:57,140 --> 03:39:58,040
Go with Frank.

5040
03:39:58,040 --> 03:40:06,860
And I'm seeing it on my screen now.

5041
03:40:07,820 --> 03:40:08,820
But it's not...

5042
03:40:08,820 --> 03:40:10,980
It doesn't seem to be fucking working on...

5043
03:40:10,980 --> 03:40:15,540
And this is why you should really test things out before you go live.

5044
03:40:16,280 --> 03:40:17,400
Can we just see here now?

5045
03:40:17,540 --> 03:40:18,540
Game capture.

5046
03:40:18,820 --> 03:40:19,660
Is that there?

5047
03:40:19,780 --> 03:40:21,700
Is that on our screen?

5048
03:40:24,500 --> 03:40:25,380
Game capture.

5049
03:40:25,380 --> 03:40:25,500
Game capture.

5050
03:40:25,500 --> 03:40:27,320
Add existing game.

5051
03:40:27,500 --> 03:40:27,880
Yes.

5052
03:40:31,880 --> 03:40:32,880
And then...

5053
03:40:35,160 --> 03:40:35,800
Recycling.

5054
03:40:38,280 --> 03:40:40,100
And then fit to screen.

5055
03:40:44,440 --> 03:40:46,040
Doesn't look like it's working, folks.

5056
03:40:46,040 --> 03:40:57,300
It's not been a great day.

5057
03:40:58,420 --> 03:40:59,640
It's not been a great day.

5058
03:41:01,780 --> 03:41:03,020
It's not been a great day.

5059
03:41:05,960 --> 03:41:07,160
I'm in the game now.

5060
03:41:07,840 --> 03:41:10,100
And it's just not coming up on...

5061
03:41:10,100 --> 03:41:13,520
It's stuck on the title screen.

5062
03:41:15,460 --> 03:41:17,500
Could be something to do with...

5063
03:41:17,500 --> 03:41:20,380
And now a car is coming to recycle some stuff.

5064
03:41:25,760 --> 03:41:26,960
Now a car is here.

5065
03:41:27,180 --> 03:41:29,020
And he's telling me to open the gate.

5066
03:41:29,100 --> 03:41:30,500
He's got some recycling he's doing.

5067
03:41:30,680 --> 03:41:32,080
I could just commentate.

5068
03:41:32,320 --> 03:41:33,260
And you can imagine it.

5069
03:41:33,300 --> 03:41:34,840
But I mean, it really doesn't really work.

5070
03:41:34,840 --> 03:41:42,220
Oh, maybe you're going to windowed mode.

5071
03:41:42,320 --> 03:41:42,560
Is it?

5072
03:41:44,940 --> 03:41:45,420
Auctions.

5073
03:41:48,660 --> 03:41:49,300
Heard that.

5074
03:41:49,460 --> 03:41:50,000
That fence.

5075
03:41:50,260 --> 03:41:51,460
Go into windowed mode.

5076
03:41:51,600 --> 03:41:52,240
Full screen.

5077
03:41:52,480 --> 03:41:52,920
Exclusive.

5078
03:41:53,040 --> 03:41:53,540
Full screen window.

5079
03:41:53,800 --> 03:41:54,640
Maximize window.

5080
03:41:55,240 --> 03:41:55,600
Window.

5081
03:41:56,300 --> 03:41:57,180
Restart the game.

5082
03:41:58,960 --> 03:41:59,760
Quit the game.

5083
03:42:02,380 --> 03:42:02,780
Whatever.

5084
03:42:02,880 --> 03:42:03,480
I tell you.

5085
03:42:03,860 --> 03:42:04,840
We're only just.

5086
03:42:05,240 --> 03:42:06,860
Scratching the surface of this game.

5087
03:42:07,020 --> 03:42:07,200
But I.

5088
03:42:07,620 --> 03:42:07,860
That.

5089
03:42:08,040 --> 03:42:08,800
That fence.

5090
03:42:08,880 --> 03:42:09,800
Needs some oil.

5091
03:42:09,980 --> 03:42:11,060
It's very creaky.

5092
03:42:11,880 --> 03:42:12,480
And bizarre.

5093
03:42:13,100 --> 03:42:14,320
Let's just open that up.

5094
03:42:14,500 --> 03:42:16,640
Maybe start it in administrator mode.

5095
03:42:16,720 --> 03:42:17,740
Does that have anything.

5096
03:42:18,840 --> 03:42:20,020
Going on with it as well.

5097
03:42:21,920 --> 03:42:24,460
What was exclusive full screen about?

5098
03:42:24,460 --> 03:42:34,420
For fuck's sake.

5099
03:42:43,420 --> 03:42:43,820
Tom?

5100
03:42:45,980 --> 03:42:47,040
Tom, are you there, Tom?

5101
03:42:48,580 --> 03:42:49,380
What's going on?

5102
03:42:49,760 --> 03:42:50,860
You keep ringing me.

5103
03:42:52,660 --> 03:42:54,560
I'm just trying to get the game started here.

5104
03:42:54,640 --> 03:42:55,000
It's not.

5105
03:42:56,240 --> 03:42:57,260
Coming up on the screen.

5106
03:42:57,340 --> 03:42:58,160
I've got it on my screen.

5107
03:42:58,240 --> 03:42:58,980
But it's only showing.

5108
03:43:10,380 --> 03:43:12,000
Technical difficulties here, folks.

5109
03:43:12,080 --> 03:43:13,140
I'm in a cave at the moment.

5110
03:43:13,720 --> 03:43:14,360
I beg your pardon.

5111
03:43:17,000 --> 03:43:18,000
I beg your pardon.

5112
03:43:24,800 --> 03:43:27,480
So that's the fucking browser window.

5113
03:43:30,280 --> 03:43:30,720
Okay.

5114
03:43:30,820 --> 03:43:34,540
Turn that window off, is it?

5115
03:43:35,420 --> 03:43:35,760
Yeah.

5116
03:43:35,880 --> 03:43:36,700
Turn that one off.

5117
03:43:37,540 --> 03:43:40,540
And then you recycle and center.

5118
03:43:44,240 --> 03:43:46,600
This is just going to end up going into war zone.

5119
03:44:08,340 --> 03:44:09,200
It's not happening.

5120
03:44:12,500 --> 03:44:13,900
Maybe game capture there.

5121
03:44:15,500 --> 03:44:16,540
Van is here again.

5122
03:44:16,620 --> 03:44:18,400
I'm sweating now because the van is coming.

5123
03:44:18,540 --> 03:44:21,340
I need to get the fucking stuff out the van.

5124
03:44:40,400 --> 03:44:41,760
I'm afraid it's ghost.

5125
03:44:41,760 --> 03:44:42,900
I'm afraid it's ghost.

5126
03:44:42,900 --> 03:44:43,080
I'm afraid it's ghost.

5127
03:44:43,300 --> 03:44:45,660
And there's only one thing for it.

5128
03:44:46,340 --> 03:44:49,900
And that's a little bit of the zone of war.

5129
03:44:50,040 --> 03:44:51,160
It's an addiction I have.

5130
03:44:51,300 --> 03:44:53,360
And it's not really what I wanted to stream.

5131
03:44:53,440 --> 03:44:58,120
But it's definitely something I would find streaming just for a little while.

5132
03:44:58,220 --> 03:45:00,060
It's only going to just take the edge off.

5133
03:45:01,840 --> 03:45:02,960
Bear with me here, please.

5134
03:45:05,400 --> 03:45:06,920
Get this game sorted out here.

5135
03:45:06,920 --> 03:45:07,020
Yeah.

5136
03:45:07,020 --> 03:45:21,100
I really need to have a screen with tunes and shit like that going on.

5137
03:45:21,620 --> 03:45:25,140
I'll be right back screen just to keep things ticking over.

5138
03:45:28,740 --> 03:45:29,840
You got that.

5139
03:45:31,140 --> 03:45:31,580
Properties.

5140
03:45:33,640 --> 03:45:34,240
Loop it.

5141
03:45:41,240 --> 03:45:44,580
Chess with Thomas.

5142
03:45:44,580 --> 03:45:48,160
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

5143
03:45:50,680 --> 03:45:52,360
Thank you very much for the tip there.

5144
03:45:52,420 --> 03:45:57,320
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

5145
03:45:57,480 --> 03:45:58,500
Very, very kind of you.

5146
03:45:58,600 --> 03:46:00,440
Steed Martin on the fly.

5147
03:46:00,620 --> 03:46:02,600
The best way you say thank you very much there.

5148
03:46:02,840 --> 03:46:03,500
Steed Martin.

5149
03:46:03,660 --> 03:46:05,980
Let's just get this loaded up.

5150
03:46:13,920 --> 03:46:37,920
zone. Concerning an unacceptable...

5151
03:46:37,920 --> 03:47:05,920
...

5152
03:47:05,920 --> 03:47:17,920
...

5153
03:47:17,920 --> 03:47:17,920
...

5154
03:47:17,920 --> 03:47:17,920
...

5155
03:47:17,920 --> 03:47:21,920
...

5156
03:47:21,920 --> 03:47:33,920
...

5157
03:47:33,920 --> 03:47:45,920
...

5158
03:47:45,920 --> 03:47:57,920
...

5159
03:47:57,920 --> 03:48:01,120
Fuck, it's exactly what I just said, please don't be.

5160
03:48:02,200 --> 03:48:03,040
Unbelievable.

5161
03:48:07,140 --> 03:48:08,900
I'm going to have to go into Neil Oliver.

5162
03:48:10,360 --> 03:48:11,300
Sweaty bust.

5163
03:48:20,880 --> 03:48:23,180
Stop that download.

5164
03:48:24,020 --> 03:48:25,440
Turn off the console, I suppose.

5165
03:48:27,000 --> 03:48:31,320
Unless I try and fucking complete the tomb of Tuhokan.

5166
03:48:31,320 --> 03:48:34,440
But I mean, is that even...

5167
03:48:34,440 --> 03:48:36,320
I'm not sure if even that's...

5168
03:48:37,800 --> 03:48:43,320
I mean, it's in keeping with the 1997 going back to Tomb Raider, going back to that era.

5169
03:48:49,920 --> 03:48:51,880
I mean, it's very slow.

5170
03:48:52,000 --> 03:48:53,380
It's a different pace entirely.

5171
03:48:55,060 --> 03:48:56,960
It's a different pace entirely here.

5172
03:48:56,960 --> 03:48:59,040
Pause that.

5173
03:49:15,280 --> 03:49:23,220
I can't do 200 keepy-uppies in this scenario, this situation I'm in at the moment.

5174
03:49:23,400 --> 03:49:24,900
It's just not conducive to it.

5175
03:49:25,100 --> 03:49:25,800
Not going to work.

5176
03:49:26,020 --> 03:49:27,060
There'd be complaints.

5177
03:49:27,700 --> 03:49:28,560
I mean, there was already...

5178
03:49:28,560 --> 03:49:31,360
There was already noise complaints anyway.

5179
03:49:31,360 --> 03:49:36,720
And now I'm here and I put on...

5180
03:49:36,720 --> 03:50:02,300
on the Gato there and then go forward. Okay. I tell a lie there. I said it was the tomb

5181
03:50:02,300 --> 03:50:10,080
of Tuhokan I was in. It's actually the obelisk of Khamun. I'm alternating between different

5182
03:50:10,080 --> 03:50:23,340
graphics. Alternating between the different graphics there. Sometimes I would play it there

5183
03:50:23,340 --> 03:50:32,080
and it's nice and chillaxing just to be on the old graphics. And they've really done a

5184
03:50:32,080 --> 03:50:48,140
beautiful number. Fucking hell thanks very much there. Tombola away for your beautiful tip. It's unprecedented. It's unexpected. But it's absolutely beautiful. Thank you very much.

5185
03:50:50,080 --> 03:51:05,180
Oh yeah. And the thing is they've integrated this free roaming camera business so you can actually just do this and then see who's around in the next room as well. Which is a bit of a cheat but it's nice to have. You know it's a nice option to have.

5186
03:51:09,080 --> 03:51:16,700
I need to pick up this Scarab Beetle, or whatever that is there, Scarab Stone.

5187
03:51:18,580 --> 03:51:21,020
And then something with hieroglyphics on it.

5188
03:51:23,300 --> 03:51:31,460
And then we've got, like, the situation here is you can just go to normal into the modern graphics if you want.

5189
03:51:31,460 --> 03:51:35,460
But, I mean, the lighting is great and the graphics are nice in the new game, but...

5190
03:51:36,500 --> 03:51:42,740
Sometimes you just need to go back to the old game to be able to see what the fuck is going on half the time.

5191
03:51:50,060 --> 03:51:58,000
But this is an emergency game in the face of technical adversity.

5192
03:51:58,000 --> 03:52:08,940
But I leave the blame, really, at myself for not having the gumption to test out my recycling center before going on the stream there.

5193
03:52:12,060 --> 03:52:23,620
And, uh, but I'm not sure either. It's not really a fucking great streaming game. I don't think... It doesn't have the action level necessary to sustain much attention. But, I mean...

5194
03:52:25,060 --> 03:52:27,940
It's nice and relaxing, like, it's a chill-out situation.

5195
03:52:32,820 --> 03:52:34,620
I can't... I don't really know...

5196
03:52:35,620 --> 03:52:38,620
How I'm going to riff off of any or...

5197
03:52:38,620 --> 03:52:41,180
Or laugh at any of this stuff. It's just puzzles.

5198
03:52:41,600 --> 03:52:44,080
That you're... You're stuck in a world of puzzles.

5199
03:52:46,300 --> 03:52:51,180
Basically, I need to get that trapdoor down over there and move on with my life.

5200
03:52:53,340 --> 03:53:02,740
And... This thing here. I need to get this... This... Yoke down. I'm not sure how to go about doing that. And then we're into some Labyrinthian... Room.

5201
03:53:04,360 --> 03:53:04,980
Up here.

5202
03:53:05,540 --> 03:53:06,980
I can't remember being in here.

5203
03:53:15,620 --> 03:53:16,480
Medipack.

5204
03:53:19,640 --> 03:53:20,980
You've got some of those...

5205
03:53:24,380 --> 03:53:27,180
Rounds for Magnums, which I don't think I have yet.

5206
03:53:27,180 --> 03:53:38,580
Mummyville, Tennessee.

5207
03:53:40,640 --> 03:53:44,140
Just crank up the brightness on my monitor there so I can see what the fuck's going on.

5208
03:53:44,200 --> 03:53:45,460
I don't think this is going to last.

5209
03:53:46,280 --> 03:53:47,180
I don't think it has...

5210
03:53:48,740 --> 03:53:50,000
Staying power.

5211
03:53:50,700 --> 03:53:53,180
It needs to be new and fresh for me to be able to...

5212
03:53:54,120 --> 03:53:56,280
Be excited about it. Like, you know?

5213
03:53:56,280 --> 03:53:59,520
This might be one of those with the best just left...

5214
03:53:59,520 --> 03:54:00,880
Played on its own.

5215
03:54:02,680 --> 03:54:03,880
Lovely sarcophagi.

5216
03:54:25,880 --> 03:54:27,680
I'm not sure if this is going to last.

5217
03:54:28,280 --> 03:54:29,120
Because I'd play this...

5218
03:54:29,120 --> 03:54:30,120
I would just play this...

5219
03:54:31,820 --> 03:54:33,600
In utter silence.

5220
03:54:35,360 --> 03:54:36,120
Going...

5221
03:54:36,120 --> 03:54:37,360
Um...

5222
03:54:37,360 --> 03:54:37,840
Um...

5223
03:54:37,840 --> 03:54:38,840
I wonder if it's there.

5224
03:54:38,920 --> 03:54:39,740
I wonder if I go up there.

5225
03:54:39,800 --> 03:54:40,480
I wonder if I go up there.

5226
03:54:40,540 --> 03:54:41,120
And there's no...

5227
03:54:43,120 --> 03:54:44,160
Kind of text.

5228
03:54:44,960 --> 03:54:46,120
There's no...

5229
03:54:47,120 --> 03:54:49,180
There's a lovely bit of fucking marimba there.

5230
03:54:49,460 --> 03:54:50,320
Or a...

5231
03:54:50,320 --> 03:54:50,920
Xylophone.

5232
03:54:51,060 --> 03:54:52,120
Whatever way you want to...

5233
03:54:52,680 --> 03:54:53,280
Say that.

5234
03:54:53,280 --> 03:54:59,920
We need some war zone action.

5235
03:55:00,040 --> 03:55:02,040
One, two, three, four, five situation is required.

5236
03:55:02,960 --> 03:55:03,340
Okay.

5237
03:55:03,400 --> 03:55:04,680
Let's get that...

5238
03:55:04,680 --> 03:55:05,440
Boxed off.

5239
03:55:05,440 --> 03:55:23,260
Helldivers too.

5240
03:55:23,340 --> 03:55:23,720
There look.

5241
03:55:23,780 --> 03:55:24,580
That's what you're on about.

5242
03:55:25,380 --> 03:55:27,640
Yeah, I'll have a look at that now and see.

5243
03:55:27,720 --> 03:55:29,880
But I'm not sure whether or not it's something I want to do now.

5244
03:55:30,020 --> 03:55:30,320
You know?

5245
03:55:30,640 --> 03:55:35,040
Conrad, thank you very much.

5246
03:55:35,140 --> 03:55:39,600
You could always talk through what you're doing in the voice of a colonial Brit explorer.

5247
03:55:40,080 --> 03:55:41,080
It would suit Lara?

5248
03:55:41,440 --> 03:55:41,720
Question mark.

5249
03:55:42,820 --> 03:55:45,240
I don't know if I could keep up the...

5250
03:55:45,240 --> 03:55:47,860
The pretense for that long.

5251
03:55:49,340 --> 03:55:51,000
And you'd have to...

5252
03:55:51,000 --> 03:55:52,380
I mean, she's female as well.

5253
03:55:52,440 --> 03:55:54,240
So I don't really want to try to do...

5254
03:55:54,240 --> 03:55:58,220
Effect a British aristocratic female voice.

5255
03:55:59,240 --> 03:56:01,160
But I mean, there is a...

5256
03:56:01,160 --> 03:56:02,040
A game...

5257
03:56:02,040 --> 03:56:08,080
They brought out a mod for the game where it utilizes AI to make Lara sentient.

5258
03:56:08,560 --> 03:56:12,260
And she just comments on all the shit that's going on during the game.

5259
03:56:12,260 --> 03:56:25,960
Oh yeah.

5260
03:56:26,800 --> 03:56:28,320
Could be something in here now.

5261
03:56:28,420 --> 03:56:29,560
I haven't been around this.

5262
03:56:29,620 --> 03:56:30,000
What's this?

5263
03:56:31,560 --> 03:56:33,580
The anticipation is building now.

5264
03:56:35,240 --> 03:56:36,340
And it's back up here.

5265
03:56:36,400 --> 03:56:37,240
We have been up here.

5266
03:56:37,240 --> 03:56:44,240
Possibly have to get...

5267
03:56:44,240 --> 03:56:45,240
Get down there, maybe.

5268
03:56:57,100 --> 03:56:58,020
Would that...

5269
03:56:58,020 --> 03:56:59,200
Would she make that jump?

5270
03:56:59,200 --> 03:57:11,440
But I prefer these games...

5271
03:57:11,440 --> 03:57:13,440
These games...

5272
03:57:14,100 --> 03:57:14,840
Nah, she's fucked.

5273
03:57:17,020 --> 03:57:20,160
And there's a fucking dodgy couple of lads lurking down.

5274
03:57:20,260 --> 03:57:21,440
Let's have a look at these...

5275
03:57:22,220 --> 03:57:23,740
Absolute chancers.

5276
03:57:23,920 --> 03:57:24,800
They can't even see.

5277
03:57:26,520 --> 03:57:27,520
They're just...

5278
03:57:28,400 --> 03:57:29,840
Mummying around the place.

5279
03:57:31,680 --> 03:57:32,620
And there they are.

5280
03:57:32,800 --> 03:57:35,960
And new graphics are even more insane as well.

5281
03:57:36,060 --> 03:57:36,520
That's...

5282
03:57:36,520 --> 03:57:36,520
That's...

5283
03:57:37,280 --> 03:57:38,100
Quality stuff.

5284
03:57:38,300 --> 03:57:39,520
And there is a dead...

5285
03:57:40,600 --> 03:57:40,920
Lara.

5286
03:57:43,960 --> 03:57:47,220
Bit of heavy groaning going on from the lads down there.

5287
03:57:49,120 --> 03:57:50,800
But I do prefer these games...

5288
03:57:50,800 --> 03:57:51,560
I think...

5289
03:57:51,560 --> 03:57:53,520
Action, adventure, puzzle...

5290
03:57:53,520 --> 03:57:55,520
Quest, third person games...

5291
03:57:55,520 --> 03:57:56,520
These days...

5292
03:57:56,520 --> 03:57:57,520
They're just too easy...

5293
03:57:58,220 --> 03:57:58,520
And hand-holdy...

5294
03:57:59,400 --> 03:58:00,880
And goo-goo-ga-ga...

5295
03:58:00,880 --> 03:58:01,720
I mean, obviously...

5296
03:58:01,720 --> 03:58:02,700
The content...

5297
03:58:02,700 --> 03:58:03,760
Probably more...

5298
03:58:03,760 --> 03:58:04,520
Hyper...

5299
03:58:04,520 --> 03:58:05,520
Realistic...

5300
03:58:06,100 --> 03:58:06,900
And violent...

5301
03:58:06,900 --> 03:58:07,700
And have like...

5302
03:58:07,700 --> 03:58:08,500
Adult themes...

5303
03:58:08,500 --> 03:58:09,520
And all that sort of stuff...

5304
03:58:10,280 --> 03:58:11,540
And that's grown up.

5305
03:58:12,180 --> 03:58:12,520
But the...

5306
03:58:12,960 --> 03:58:13,720
Mechanics...

5307
03:58:13,720 --> 03:58:14,520
And the hand-holding...

5308
03:58:15,000 --> 03:58:15,520
And the...

5309
03:58:16,420 --> 03:58:16,880
You know...

5310
03:58:16,880 --> 03:58:18,520
Automatically grabbing onto ledges...

5311
03:58:19,120 --> 03:58:19,540
Climbing...

5312
03:58:19,540 --> 03:58:21,700
Doing all sorts of mad shit...

5313
03:58:21,700 --> 03:58:22,300
Uh...

5314
03:58:22,300 --> 03:58:22,520
Fucking...

5315
03:58:23,320 --> 03:58:24,520
Arrows that tell you what to do...

5316
03:58:24,520 --> 03:58:25,520
Hints and tips...

5317
03:58:25,520 --> 03:58:26,520
And all that...

5318
03:58:26,520 --> 03:58:27,520
That's just goo-goo-ga-ga...

5319
03:58:27,520 --> 03:58:29,520
Baby game shite...

5320
03:58:30,160 --> 03:58:30,720
Whereas...

5321
03:58:30,720 --> 03:58:31,660
On the surface...

5322
03:58:31,660 --> 03:58:32,980
You'd look at this and go...

5323
03:58:32,980 --> 03:58:34,220
That's shite, man!

5324
03:58:34,740 --> 03:58:35,140
But...

5325
03:58:35,140 --> 03:58:36,940
It's a lot harder than...

5326
03:58:36,940 --> 03:58:37,520
Probably all games...

5327
03:58:37,520 --> 03:58:38,520
That are...

5328
03:58:39,080 --> 03:58:39,900
Out now, you know?

5329
03:58:40,900 --> 03:58:43,380
And now we've got a fucking situation going on.

5330
03:58:45,760 --> 03:58:47,200
It's where it gets intense.

5331
03:58:48,260 --> 03:58:48,780
Fuck you.

5332
03:58:49,960 --> 03:58:50,820
Fucking cunts.

5333
03:58:52,680 --> 03:58:53,240
Scumbags.

5334
03:58:53,680 --> 03:58:55,240
Who let these, who let them out?

5335
03:58:55,480 --> 03:58:56,580
And who gave them permission?

5336
03:59:04,640 --> 03:59:05,280
Unbelievable.

5337
03:59:13,280 --> 03:59:15,700
Gonna fucking crank up the health there.

5338
03:59:15,800 --> 03:59:17,660
I reckon we'll take these cunts to the cleaners

5339
03:59:17,660 --> 03:59:19,480
in a big, massive way.

5340
03:59:24,200 --> 03:59:25,640
The Baja men.

5341
03:59:27,020 --> 03:59:28,260
The mummy boys.

5342
03:59:40,800 --> 03:59:44,180
I wonder can they get me if I fucking climb up here and then...

5343
03:59:44,180 --> 03:59:45,500
Snipe at them.

5344
03:59:47,360 --> 03:59:48,180
No chance.

5345
03:59:48,560 --> 03:59:50,360
No chance of getting me up here, lads.

5346
03:59:51,460 --> 03:59:52,240
You're fucked.

5347
03:59:53,500 --> 03:59:54,420
You're fucked.

5348
04:00:00,100 --> 04:00:01,660
Lovely explosion there as well.

5349
04:00:01,660 --> 04:00:12,080
Great stuff.

5350
04:00:12,080 --> 04:00:12,120
Great stuff.

5351
04:00:24,120 --> 04:00:25,620
This is the remaster, Nigel.

5352
04:00:25,660 --> 04:00:27,700
Sorry, we'll go remaster mode right now.

5353
04:00:27,760 --> 04:00:28,240
There we go.

5354
04:00:28,940 --> 04:00:31,040
As you can see, it's a lot smoother.

5355
04:00:33,280 --> 04:00:37,640
And I don't know what the point of coming down all the way down here was.

5356
04:00:37,840 --> 04:00:39,980
Because there is nothing to be gotten.

5357
04:00:41,020 --> 04:00:42,940
None of those lads could be legislated for.

5358
04:00:42,940 --> 04:01:09,120
Miss Lara Croft.

5359
04:01:09,120 --> 04:01:11,780
Miss Lara Croft.

5360
04:01:12,380 --> 04:01:13,500
I wanted to...

5361
04:01:13,500 --> 04:01:19,760
I thought I put that soundbite into the fucking OBS.

5362
04:01:20,100 --> 04:01:21,720
But I don't have it here.

5363
04:01:23,400 --> 04:01:25,500
Actually not there, but...

5364
04:01:25,500 --> 04:01:28,560
A beautiful soundbite of Pat Kenny going...

5365
04:01:28,560 --> 04:01:29,620
Miss Lara Croft.

5366
04:01:33,960 --> 04:01:35,980
I don't know what the fuck is going on there.

5367
04:01:38,740 --> 04:01:40,220
Is there a hole there?

5368
04:01:40,320 --> 04:01:41,500
Look, is there a...

5369
04:01:41,500 --> 04:01:42,880
A space...

5370
04:01:42,880 --> 04:01:43,740
To get into there?

5371
04:01:47,520 --> 04:01:48,180
There is...

5372
04:01:48,180 --> 04:01:49,740
Is there no box pushing in this game?

5373
04:01:49,780 --> 04:01:50,040
There is.

5374
04:01:50,080 --> 04:01:51,340
We just haven't encountered...

5375
04:01:52,340 --> 04:01:53,860
A viable box.

5376
04:01:54,580 --> 04:01:55,720
And now, look at this.

5377
04:01:56,000 --> 04:01:56,920
We are on the move.

5378
04:01:57,700 --> 04:01:59,780
We have discovered a brand new switch.

5379
04:02:00,080 --> 04:02:01,180
Pace injection.

5380
04:02:01,220 --> 04:02:08,200
Miss Lara Croft.

5381
04:02:09,400 --> 04:02:10,980
Miss Lara Croft.

5382
04:02:12,880 --> 04:02:14,220
And, um...

5383
04:02:14,220 --> 04:02:18,220
That means that we can get the scarab...

5384
04:02:19,820 --> 04:02:20,400
Stone.

5385
04:02:20,920 --> 04:02:22,380
It's an exciting stone.

5386
04:02:24,180 --> 04:02:26,140
And an exciting beetle as well.

5387
04:02:26,200 --> 04:02:28,360
And look at that for the run and jump and clutch.

5388
04:02:28,360 --> 04:02:33,680
Conrad, thank you very much.

5389
04:02:34,140 --> 04:02:34,940
Tombola away.

5390
04:02:35,060 --> 04:02:35,700
Thank you very much.

5391
04:02:35,760 --> 04:02:36,780
I think you tipped as well,

5392
04:02:36,980 --> 04:02:37,500
Offstream.

5393
04:02:37,640 --> 04:02:39,360
And I offered up...

5394
04:02:39,360 --> 04:02:42,540
My best Fontaine impression there...

5395
04:02:42,540 --> 04:02:44,620
At the beginning of the stream.

5396
04:02:44,780 --> 04:02:45,360
Which you can rewind...

5397
04:02:46,440 --> 04:02:48,120
Or look back on at the end.

5398
04:02:48,220 --> 04:02:48,800
I suppose.

5399
04:02:48,920 --> 04:02:50,980
If you're that way inclined.

5400
04:02:52,480 --> 04:02:54,140
How do we get...

5401
04:02:54,140 --> 04:02:55,800
We need to enable...

5402
04:02:55,800 --> 04:02:57,100
And the third...

5403
04:02:57,100 --> 04:02:58,860
The fourth and final bridge here...

5404
04:02:58,860 --> 04:02:59,860
Which is the...

5405
04:02:59,860 --> 04:03:03,860
Hieroglyphic tablet...

5406
04:03:03,860 --> 04:03:05,780
Bridge.

5407
04:03:10,900 --> 04:03:13,220
I'm just having a little look around here...

5408
04:03:13,220 --> 04:03:14,220
To see if there's any...

5409
04:03:14,220 --> 04:03:16,020
Area where I haven't been down.

5410
04:03:16,680 --> 04:03:17,460
I've been in there.

5411
04:03:17,560 --> 04:03:18,420
I've opened up that.

5412
04:03:18,880 --> 04:03:20,120
If you've just joined us...

5413
04:03:20,120 --> 04:03:21,860
We're waiting for Call of Duty...

5414
04:03:21,860 --> 04:03:23,680
To finish downloading and updating.

5415
04:03:24,500 --> 04:03:25,360
And I'm, uh...

5416
04:03:25,360 --> 04:03:27,720
Trying to complete this level...

5417
04:03:27,720 --> 04:03:28,480
While waiting.

5418
04:03:28,920 --> 04:03:30,760
And the level is...

5419
04:03:30,760 --> 04:03:31,300
None other.

5420
04:03:32,300 --> 04:03:33,780
The Mislaracraft.

5421
04:03:34,080 --> 04:03:36,040
The Obelisk of Ka-moon.

5422
04:03:38,120 --> 04:03:39,000
Tootin Ka-moon's...

5423
04:03:40,140 --> 04:03:40,840
Younger brother.

5424
04:03:43,840 --> 04:03:45,500
I suppose it's just Tootin Ka-moon.

5425
04:03:45,580 --> 04:03:46,380
Or just Ka-moon.

5426
04:03:47,140 --> 04:03:48,160
King Tut himself.

5427
04:03:53,640 --> 04:03:54,600
Maybe up there.

5428
04:03:57,320 --> 04:03:57,760
No?

5429
04:03:58,220 --> 04:03:58,900
I've switched it.

5430
04:03:59,180 --> 04:03:59,800
Switched that one.

5431
04:04:02,020 --> 04:04:02,820
Been down there.

5432
04:04:02,880 --> 04:04:04,100
I've killed those guys.

5433
04:04:04,200 --> 04:04:04,800
Those Pumas.

5434
04:04:07,480 --> 04:04:08,780
Some Uzi clips.

5435
04:04:09,360 --> 04:04:10,880
And a Medi-Pak up there.

5436
04:04:11,000 --> 04:04:12,240
Not really...

5437
04:04:12,240 --> 04:04:13,540
Able to get up there.

5438
04:04:13,560 --> 04:04:14,140
I don't think.

5439
04:04:24,920 --> 04:04:25,840
Look at this.

5440
04:04:26,100 --> 04:04:26,340
Now.

5441
04:04:27,460 --> 04:04:28,700
I would have, uh...

5442
04:04:28,700 --> 04:04:29,660
Took hours.

5443
04:04:30,300 --> 04:04:31,080
Back in the day.

5444
04:04:31,200 --> 04:04:31,740
Trying to...

5445
04:04:31,740 --> 04:04:33,220
Figure out where this switch was.

5446
04:04:33,300 --> 04:04:34,580
But you've got this little yoke.

5447
04:04:34,660 --> 04:04:37,100
And it also shows you enemies that haven't...

5448
04:04:37,100 --> 04:04:38,000
Become activated.

5449
04:04:39,000 --> 04:04:40,740
So you have one of these fucking Johnny Bandage...

5450
04:04:41,700 --> 04:04:42,340
Guys.

5451
04:04:43,140 --> 04:04:44,540
Who's wrapped up to the hilt.

5452
04:04:45,080 --> 04:04:45,740
And explodes...

5453
04:04:47,340 --> 04:04:48,200
When you kill him.

5454
04:04:49,200 --> 04:04:49,900
And he's up there.

5455
04:04:49,980 --> 04:04:50,700
But it's...

5456
04:04:50,700 --> 04:04:51,520
There's two switches.

5457
04:04:52,060 --> 04:04:53,560
And how the hell did you get up there?

5458
04:04:53,600 --> 04:04:54,120
That thing.

5459
04:04:54,120 --> 04:04:54,180
Thing.

5460
04:04:59,060 --> 04:04:59,780
Through there.

5461
04:05:01,460 --> 04:05:18,440
Yeah, I don't know who is worse.

5462
04:05:18,440 --> 04:05:25,300
The double-arsed nurse from Silent Hill 2 or the mummified fucking explodey boys.

5463
04:05:27,600 --> 04:05:28,900
In this.

5464
04:05:30,120 --> 04:05:37,120
They both reach very high levels of concern when encountered.

5465
04:05:48,820 --> 04:05:58,780
That CD player, thank you very much. The lockdown streams were something, weren't they? Don't check the stock, check the windows, thank you very much.

5466
04:05:58,780 --> 04:06:06,520
I think the don't check the stock, check the windows came from before lockdown, pre-lockdown.

5467
04:06:07,780 --> 04:06:15,520
But I mean, maybe you encountered them during lockdown, so that's the, uh... that's what's going on there.

5468
04:06:15,520 --> 04:06:23,260
Now it's a case of utter confusion at the moment. What's this? Maybe we go up here. This looks promising.

5469
04:06:23,260 --> 04:06:32,000
Thank you very much there, Womb Raider.

5470
04:06:32,000 --> 04:06:44,740
This looks concerning and unacceptable. I can't remember doing this. Do you... do you... she's not going to be able to make that jump.

5471
04:06:44,740 --> 04:06:56,480
She can, and she will, and she has, and she's doing it.

5472
04:06:56,480 --> 04:07:09,220
This is some white, hot, ledge hang action. They don't do it like this anymore.

5473
04:07:09,220 --> 04:07:31,220
See what I mean? If you go back to the old graphics, it's a lot easier to see all the stuff. And that was a waste of time, look. There's nothing there to be gained from this. Unless...

5474
04:07:31,220 --> 04:07:50,160
Unless... that down there. A lovely switch.

5475
04:07:55,280 --> 04:07:59,320
Bell and Sperling, thank you very much for the tip there. I hope you're getting on well.

5476
04:07:59,320 --> 04:08:09,880
Very, very kind of you. What's up here? We go up here. Hopefully this will take us to exactly where we want.

5477
04:08:12,380 --> 04:08:13,420
It's asking a lot.

5478
04:08:16,060 --> 04:08:24,520
Oh yeah, uh, if... when you get to Tomb Raider 2 and Tomb Raider 3, they start getting a little bit more fanciful with their... oh fuck. Fucking hell. Groan Master.

5479
04:08:25,820 --> 04:08:27,600
Groan Master 5000, look.

5480
04:08:27,600 --> 04:08:33,060
Dirty... the dirt.

5481
04:08:33,060 --> 04:08:33,060
Groan Master.

5482
04:08:33,060 --> 04:08:34,240
Groan Master.

5483
04:08:34,240 --> 04:08:35,060
Groan Master.

5484
04:08:35,060 --> 04:08:36,140
Groan Master.

5485
04:08:36,140 --> 04:08:37,140
Groan Master.

5486
04:08:37,140 --> 04:08:38,200
Groan Master.

5487
04:08:38,200 --> 04:08:39,140
Groan Master.

5488
04:08:39,140 --> 04:08:41,140
Groan Master.

5489
04:08:41,140 --> 04:08:42,140
Groan Master.

5490
04:08:42,140 --> 04:08:43,140
Groan Master.

5491
04:08:43,140 --> 04:08:44,140
Groan Master.

5492
04:08:44,140 --> 04:08:44,140
Groan Master.

5493
04:08:44,140 --> 04:08:45,140
Groan Master.

5494
04:08:45,140 --> 04:08:49,260
It's just going to be a case of getting up, shooting, going back down, shooting, going up.

5495
04:08:49,260 --> 04:08:50,140
Groan Master.

5496
04:08:50,140 --> 04:08:51,140
Groan Master.

5497
04:08:51,140 --> 04:08:52,140
Groan Master.

5498
04:08:52,140 --> 04:08:53,140
Groan Master.

5499
04:08:53,140 --> 04:08:54,140
Groan Master.

5500
04:08:54,140 --> 04:08:55,140
Groan Master.

5501
04:08:55,140 --> 04:08:56,140
Groan Master.

5502
04:08:56,140 --> 04:08:57,540
This is how we take care of this guy.

5503
04:08:57,540 --> 04:08:58,000
Groan Master.

5504
04:08:58,000 --> 04:08:59,000
Groan Master.

5505
04:08:59,000 --> 04:09:00,000
Groan Master.

5506
04:09:00,000 --> 04:09:00,000
Groan Master.

5507
04:09:00,000 --> 04:09:01,000
Groan Master.

5508
04:09:01,000 --> 04:09:02,000
Groan Master.

5509
04:09:02,000 --> 04:09:02,000
Groan Master.

5510
04:09:02,000 --> 04:09:03,000
Groan Master.

5511
04:09:03,000 --> 04:09:04,000
Groan Master.

5512
04:09:04,000 --> 04:09:04,000
Groan Master.

5513
04:09:04,000 --> 04:09:05,000
Groan Master.

5514
04:09:05,000 --> 04:09:06,000
Fucking hell.

5515
04:09:06,000 --> 04:09:06,000
Scumbag.

5516
04:09:06,000 --> 04:09:07,000
Groan Master.

5517
04:09:07,000 --> 04:09:08,000
Scumbag.

5518
04:09:08,000 --> 04:09:09,000
Groan Master.

5519
04:09:09,000 --> 04:09:10,000
Groan Master.

5520
04:09:10,000 --> 04:09:11,000
Groan Master.

5521
04:09:11,000 --> 04:09:12,000
Groan Master.

5522
04:09:12,000 --> 04:09:13,000
Groan Master.

5523
04:09:13,000 --> 04:09:14,000
Groan Master.

5524
04:09:14,000 --> 04:09:15,000
Groan Master.

5525
04:09:15,000 --> 04:09:18,600
How does he explode like that?

5526
04:09:18,600 --> 04:09:25,240
You know, it looks at... on the surface level you think he's a biological organism wrapped in fucking bandages.

5527
04:09:26,000 --> 04:09:36,460
How does he contain enough power and an incendiary potential to just explode like that?

5528
04:09:36,460 --> 04:09:39,080
Some would say trapped gas, Darren.

5529
04:09:39,080 --> 04:09:39,440
Yes.

5530
04:09:39,440 --> 04:09:42,880
I mean, it is a potential cause.

5531
04:09:43,460 --> 04:09:47,960
And that's our fucking fourth and final trap door.

5532
04:09:48,920 --> 04:09:49,860
Trap bridge.

5533
04:09:50,920 --> 04:09:53,840
Tomb Raider 3 is the one he started in military prison.

5534
04:09:53,980 --> 04:09:55,340
It is if you start in Nevada.

5535
04:09:55,760 --> 04:09:56,960
Or when you start in Nevada.

5536
04:09:57,080 --> 04:10:04,740
But I mean, as I was gonna say, in 2 and 3 they started getting more like doing cutscenes and voice acting and all that sort of stuff.

5537
04:10:04,820 --> 04:10:05,920
They did it in this, but not much.

5538
04:10:06,720 --> 04:10:16,520
But interestingly enough, Michael the Geordie from Alan Partridge does the voices of one of the lads who's a Geordie in it.

5539
04:10:16,520 --> 04:10:22,780
And I think he might have done the voice of some foreigners as well in it.

5540
04:10:23,360 --> 04:10:24,260
Could be wrong.

5541
04:10:25,200 --> 04:10:26,140
Whatever the weather.

5542
04:10:27,260 --> 04:10:36,760
They had like a little disclaimer at the beginning of the game, I believe, that says some of these scenes in the game were made in a different time and may cause offense.

5543
04:10:37,700 --> 04:10:40,160
So I'm interested to see what exactly it is.

5544
04:10:40,160 --> 04:10:53,360
I remember in the South Pacific in Tomb Raider 3, there was like a tribal chief who said, who does some tribal sounds.

5545
04:10:53,920 --> 04:10:55,720
And that probably could be a bit racist.

5546
04:10:56,560 --> 04:11:05,180
And also, looking back at it, those South Pacific levels were all about just going into a coastal village and massacring everyone.

5547
04:11:05,740 --> 04:11:07,820
And there's no context added to it.

5548
04:11:07,860 --> 04:11:08,820
You just killed everyone.

5549
04:11:09,500 --> 04:11:12,720
So we'd have to see really what that's about.

5550
04:11:14,000 --> 04:11:14,800
Due forth.

5551
04:11:14,880 --> 04:11:22,340
But I mean, this is only a placeholder at the moment while we're waiting for the yoke to download Call of Duty.

5552
04:11:23,560 --> 04:11:28,520
Don't really think I'm going to go through the entirety of Tomb Raider, the Tomb Raider series.

5553
04:11:29,620 --> 04:11:32,480
But a coastal genocide could be an eye opener.

5554
04:11:32,680 --> 04:11:34,820
It could be a chance to do a think piece on it.

5555
04:11:36,380 --> 04:11:44,280
Indeed, the playthrough itself could become a fucking highbrow think piece about attitudes, changing attitudes.

5556
04:11:45,280 --> 04:11:46,900
And the passing of time.

5557
04:11:47,900 --> 04:11:49,580
And all that jazz.

5558
04:11:49,800 --> 04:11:50,300
Culture.

5559
04:11:51,800 --> 04:11:52,960
Cultural studies.

5560
04:11:52,960 --> 04:11:55,780
The medium and the message.

5561
04:11:58,000 --> 04:11:59,120
Representation.

5562
04:11:59,120 --> 04:12:00,220
In the media.

5563
04:12:02,540 --> 04:12:03,480
Stuart Hall.

5564
04:12:05,440 --> 04:12:06,740
All that jazz.

5565
04:12:09,380 --> 04:12:14,920
Or it could just be a fucking seven hour Warzone grind fest.

5566
04:12:15,040 --> 04:12:20,260
With absolutely zero cultural commentary or anything of any intellectual value whatsoever.

5567
04:12:21,200 --> 04:12:27,360
What it lacks in common.

5568
04:12:27,360 --> 04:12:27,740
Shit hot entertainment.

5569
04:12:27,740 --> 04:12:28,800
Shit hot entertainment.

5570
04:12:33,520 --> 04:12:37,340
I'd say there's going to be some serious studies of the war games.

5571
04:12:38,260 --> 04:12:39,220
Maybe in the future.

5572
04:12:39,340 --> 04:12:43,220
Maybe after that foretold fucking obliteration of mankind.

5573
04:12:43,900 --> 04:12:47,960
And it'd be like how did we get to that situation where we were all killing each other and all that.

5574
04:12:47,960 --> 04:12:57,680
And it was like well the most popular entertainment of the day was to immerse yourself in a fucking virtual arena of death.

5575
04:12:58,340 --> 04:12:59,720
And you just kill everyone.

5576
04:12:59,720 --> 04:13:02,680
And it was played by billions.

5577
04:13:02,680 --> 04:13:03,440
It made billions.

5578
04:13:03,560 --> 04:13:07,360
It was the biggest selling game in the world.

5579
04:13:07,720 --> 04:13:09,940
And now we have this unbelievable music.

5580
04:13:10,740 --> 04:13:11,340
Iconic.

5581
04:13:11,860 --> 04:13:13,080
Tomb Raider music.

5582
04:13:13,900 --> 04:13:15,280
Accidentally did that there.

5583
04:13:18,800 --> 04:13:20,600
Miss Lara Croft.

5584
04:13:26,760 --> 04:13:30,260
I'm not sure whether or not we're...

5585
04:13:30,260 --> 04:13:32,360
There's another switch or something I have to...

5586
04:13:32,360 --> 04:13:37,500
I have to get the four scarab beetles and I have to return them and put them into four slots.

5587
04:13:38,560 --> 04:13:39,360
Somewhere else.

5588
04:13:46,720 --> 04:13:48,440
Yeah I did accidentally do it there.

5589
04:13:48,440 --> 04:13:51,560
It wasn't me trying to do some sort of fucking fanciful move.

5590
04:13:51,800 --> 04:13:52,360
Or indeed.

5591
04:13:53,500 --> 04:13:53,900
You know.

5592
04:13:54,120 --> 04:13:59,620
Just ogling at the polygonal physique of Lara.

5593
04:13:59,800 --> 04:14:09,300
I never really understood any of that PlayStation magazine sort of lads loaded bands that would always be going on about Lara.

5594
04:14:09,420 --> 04:14:09,620
I mean.

5595
04:14:10,300 --> 04:14:11,400
They were...

5596
04:14:11,400 --> 04:14:14,200
They'd be an interesting look in and of themselves.

5597
04:14:14,200 --> 04:14:18,300
I'm not sure if you ever bought PlayStation magazines.

5598
04:14:20,900 --> 04:14:22,580
Around PS1 era.

5599
04:14:23,940 --> 04:14:24,640
But they...

5600
04:14:24,640 --> 04:14:28,760
They kind of had like adult themes.

5601
04:14:29,260 --> 04:14:31,080
And they were kind of like titillating.

5602
04:14:31,540 --> 04:14:33,900
Talking about computer game characters and all that.

5603
04:14:34,200 --> 04:14:37,480
But then they'd show like an E3 or a CES convention.

5604
04:14:38,180 --> 04:14:40,320
With you know promo babes.

5605
04:14:41,900 --> 04:14:42,300
And...

5606
04:14:42,300 --> 04:14:43,920
The Jordan girls.

5607
04:14:44,320 --> 04:14:45,540
And Melinda Messger.

5608
04:14:45,680 --> 04:14:46,120
Joe Guess.

5609
04:14:46,200 --> 04:14:47,140
All that kind of stuff.

5610
04:14:48,220 --> 04:14:49,100
They were...

5611
04:14:49,100 --> 04:14:50,860
They'd be a real time capsule.

5612
04:14:51,020 --> 04:14:55,240
It'd be interesting to see if anybody's got any PDFs of those magazines online.

5613
04:14:55,500 --> 04:14:57,040
And just to scrutinize them.

5614
04:14:57,100 --> 04:14:58,060
Because they wouldn't...

5615
04:14:58,060 --> 04:14:59,400
They wouldn't be on sale nowadays.

5616
04:14:59,500 --> 04:15:00,020
That's for sure.

5617
04:15:00,840 --> 04:15:01,900
Not with the...

5618
04:15:01,900 --> 04:15:04,260
The content that was in it.

5619
04:15:04,480 --> 04:15:05,480
I think it was...

5620
04:15:05,480 --> 04:15:07,720
It was too laddish for nowadays I'd say.

5621
04:15:12,260 --> 04:15:15,580
Trying to fucking think or find...

5622
04:15:15,580 --> 04:15:16,300
Me last.

5623
04:15:16,380 --> 04:15:17,500
Thank you very much there.

5624
04:15:18,780 --> 04:15:19,580
For the tip.

5625
04:15:21,160 --> 04:15:23,400
Just trying to find out where I put these scarabs.

5626
04:15:24,360 --> 04:15:25,940
I've got four...

5627
04:15:25,940 --> 04:15:28,680
Stones of the Apocalypse here at my disposal.

5628
04:15:28,860 --> 04:15:29,580
I remember...

5629
04:15:30,580 --> 04:15:33,560
That you put them into the slot at the last level.

5630
04:15:33,820 --> 04:15:34,480
But the two...

5631
04:15:34,480 --> 04:15:35,860
Two of these levels merge.

5632
04:15:35,940 --> 04:15:36,580
It's a real...

5633
04:15:37,440 --> 04:15:38,400
Confuse ball.

5634
04:15:39,300 --> 04:15:39,960
Captain Sack.

5635
04:15:40,020 --> 04:15:41,580
Thank you very much for your Sack.

5636
04:15:42,780 --> 04:15:43,140
Tip.

5637
04:15:43,240 --> 04:15:44,440
Thank you very much for your tip.

5638
04:15:45,800 --> 04:15:47,140
Wonder what we've got here.

5639
04:15:47,260 --> 04:15:47,820
We...

5640
04:15:47,820 --> 04:15:49,380
Oh yeah.

5641
04:15:49,440 --> 04:15:50,100
I was gonna...

5642
04:15:50,100 --> 04:15:51,580
I was gonna...

5643
04:15:51,580 --> 04:15:52,820
Look and see...

5644
04:15:54,300 --> 04:15:56,780
How to get back to that room.

5645
04:15:58,660 --> 04:15:59,960
You jump into this.

5646
04:16:01,000 --> 04:16:01,780
And go down here.

5647
04:16:01,840 --> 04:16:01,960
No?

5648
04:16:01,960 --> 04:16:02,020
No?

5649
04:16:06,620 --> 04:16:09,980
The one I got came with a demo disc that had Crash Team Racing on it.

5650
04:16:10,020 --> 04:16:10,560
It was class.

5651
04:16:12,680 --> 04:16:13,840
You kept the one...

5652
04:16:13,840 --> 04:16:15,680
The last one released in December 99.

5653
04:16:16,000 --> 04:16:16,200
Right?

5654
04:16:16,920 --> 04:16:17,620
The magazine...

5655
04:16:18,820 --> 04:16:20,140
The PlayStation magazine, is it?

5656
04:16:23,960 --> 04:16:24,500
Hang on.

5657
04:16:24,560 --> 04:16:25,180
So you go through there.

5658
04:16:25,240 --> 04:16:25,980
I've opened that.

5659
04:16:26,040 --> 04:16:27,620
Obviously I put a fucking key in that slot.

5660
04:16:28,660 --> 04:16:29,360
What about in...

5661
04:16:29,360 --> 04:16:29,820
Down here?

5662
04:16:34,220 --> 04:16:35,100
What about down there?

5663
04:16:35,320 --> 04:16:35,620
Alright.

5664
04:16:35,940 --> 04:16:36,280
So that...

5665
04:16:36,280 --> 04:16:36,640
Alright.

5666
04:16:38,640 --> 04:16:39,080
Ah!

5667
04:16:39,160 --> 04:16:39,760
Then you're back.

5668
04:16:39,900 --> 04:16:40,900
Then you come out...

5669
04:16:40,900 --> 04:16:43,000
Maybe you come out back at the beginning of the first level.

5670
04:16:44,000 --> 04:16:46,440
Making sure to collect all these little...

5671
04:16:46,440 --> 04:16:47,680
Bits and pieces here.

5672
04:16:55,360 --> 04:16:58,140
Yeah, there was always the nude mod for...

5673
04:16:58,140 --> 04:16:59,920
For Tomb Raider.

5674
04:17:00,140 --> 04:17:00,540
Like...

5675
04:17:00,540 --> 04:17:02,000
That never existed.

5676
04:17:02,120 --> 04:17:03,100
But people were always asking,

5677
04:17:03,200 --> 04:17:03,940
What are the cheats?

5678
04:17:04,100 --> 04:17:06,320
Because I'd buy the magazine as well for those back...

5679
04:17:06,320 --> 04:17:08,100
There's a cheat guide at the back.

5680
04:17:08,420 --> 04:17:09,540
Which would have all the...

5681
04:17:11,000 --> 04:17:12,760
The secret codes and all that.

5682
04:17:14,760 --> 04:17:15,120
Right.

5683
04:17:15,220 --> 04:17:16,800
I can see where I'm going with this now.

5684
04:17:19,120 --> 04:17:20,740
Jonathan Bandage himself.

5685
04:17:21,040 --> 04:17:22,100
And then back out here.

5686
04:17:23,240 --> 04:17:23,640
Bacchus.

5687
04:17:24,200 --> 04:17:25,180
Okay, I know where I'm at.

5688
04:17:25,680 --> 04:17:26,480
I know where I'm at.

5689
04:17:27,340 --> 04:17:28,260
Or what I'm at.

5690
04:17:28,300 --> 04:17:28,700
Here we go.

5691
04:17:29,040 --> 04:17:31,440
I mean, I'd like to get those oozy clips up there though...

5692
04:17:31,440 --> 04:17:32,480
In the magnum rounds.

5693
04:17:33,760 --> 04:17:35,260
Because I'm not using cheats.

5694
04:17:35,480 --> 04:17:38,980
So it would be great to have that extra little bit of fucking...

5695
04:17:38,980 --> 04:17:40,860
Ammunition in the back pocket.

5696
04:17:41,940 --> 04:17:43,100
Whether or not that's...

5697
04:17:43,100 --> 04:17:45,000
Gonna take up a bit more time now.

5698
04:17:45,000 --> 04:17:45,560
No.

5699
04:18:06,060 --> 04:18:06,380
No.

5700
04:18:06,380 --> 04:18:07,000
I'm just gonna go.

5701
04:18:07,060 --> 04:18:07,860
I'm gonna go for it.

5702
04:18:07,860 --> 04:18:08,380
I'm gonna leave it.

5703
04:18:08,660 --> 04:18:09,320
I'm gonna leave it.

5704
04:18:09,560 --> 04:18:10,560
I think that...

5705
04:18:10,560 --> 04:18:13,280
I drew the line really on...

5706
04:18:13,280 --> 04:18:14,680
Or I will draw the line on...

5707
04:18:14,680 --> 04:18:15,360
The level skip.

5708
04:18:15,540 --> 04:18:16,740
I'm just not gonna level skip.

5709
04:18:17,800 --> 04:18:20,260
I'm not gonna do an ammo cheat either.

5710
04:18:20,380 --> 04:18:20,840
But I mean...

5711
04:18:20,840 --> 04:18:22,260
If it comes...

5712
04:18:22,260 --> 04:18:23,900
To the crunch...

5713
04:18:23,900 --> 04:18:25,740
Then I will do that.

5714
04:18:25,740 --> 04:18:36,560
I wonder does that cheat still work in this version, Darren.

5715
04:18:37,040 --> 04:18:37,940
R1, R2.

5716
04:18:39,980 --> 04:18:41,540
L1X left down.

5717
04:18:42,900 --> 04:18:44,040
Right up, left down.

5718
04:18:47,760 --> 04:18:49,660
It's not really cheating though, Ricky.

5719
04:18:49,840 --> 04:18:50,180
If you're...

5720
04:18:50,180 --> 04:18:54,040
If the game manufacturer has provided you with that...

5721
04:18:54,040 --> 04:18:54,880
That's not cheating.

5722
04:18:55,260 --> 04:18:56,260
So it's...

5723
04:18:56,260 --> 04:18:57,580
You know what I mean?

5724
04:19:01,760 --> 04:19:03,400
You're not gonna get me with that one.

5725
04:19:03,720 --> 04:19:04,160
Peace work.

5726
04:19:04,260 --> 04:19:05,560
Thank you very much for the tip there.

5727
04:19:06,460 --> 04:19:07,560
We need to get out of this.

5728
04:19:07,660 --> 04:19:08,800
Otherwise she's going to...

5729
04:19:08,800 --> 04:19:09,260
Fucking...

5730
04:19:10,060 --> 04:19:10,660
Suffocate.

5731
04:19:23,060 --> 04:19:23,420
Fuck.

5732
04:19:24,780 --> 04:19:31,160
Jonathan Rhys Bandage.

5733
04:19:31,160 --> 04:19:32,040
How are ya?

5734
04:19:33,340 --> 04:19:34,900
Jonathan Rhys Bandages.

5735
04:19:36,480 --> 04:19:38,100
As I live and breathe.

5736
04:19:39,140 --> 04:19:40,260
You're doing a bit of groaning.

5737
04:19:40,360 --> 04:19:40,680
You are.

5738
04:19:41,680 --> 04:19:43,300
You're not feeling the me west.

5739
04:19:43,440 --> 04:19:43,600
No?

5740
04:19:45,060 --> 04:19:46,020
You love groaning.

5741
04:19:46,120 --> 04:19:46,500
You do.

5742
04:19:49,980 --> 04:19:51,240
How about some of this?

5743
04:19:51,240 --> 04:19:51,260
How about some of this?

5744
04:19:52,760 --> 04:19:53,880
Groan on that.

5745
04:19:59,300 --> 04:20:00,040
Fucking hell.

5746
04:20:00,140 --> 04:20:00,940
He did well there.

5747
04:20:01,360 --> 04:20:01,680
Oof.

5748
04:20:02,080 --> 04:20:02,400
His...

5749
04:20:02,400 --> 04:20:04,220
His attacks are violent.

5750
04:20:05,060 --> 04:20:06,300
And without let...

5751
04:20:06,300 --> 04:20:07,260
They're without let up.

5752
04:20:07,300 --> 04:20:08,360
There's no respite from them.

5753
04:20:08,900 --> 04:20:09,800
Thank you very much.

5754
04:20:09,800 --> 04:20:09,800
Thank you very much.

5755
04:20:09,880 --> 04:20:12,160
Payswork and Omar for the tip there.

5756
04:20:14,660 --> 04:20:17,360
Archive.org has a lot of the PlayStation magazines.

5757
04:20:17,460 --> 04:20:19,440
Basically just Google the zine title.

5758
04:20:23,160 --> 04:20:25,000
That might be something worth looking at.

5759
04:20:25,700 --> 04:20:27,280
Because you're getting not only...

5760
04:20:27,280 --> 04:20:28,540
You're getting video...

5761
04:20:28,540 --> 04:20:30,860
Like I said about Magaluf.

5762
04:20:31,540 --> 04:20:32,540
Those magazines...

5763
04:20:33,700 --> 04:20:34,540
To a child...

5764
04:20:35,460 --> 04:20:35,540
Offered...

5765
04:20:36,360 --> 04:20:37,960
A sneaky glimpse...

5766
04:20:37,960 --> 04:20:38,760
At some...

5767
04:20:38,760 --> 04:20:39,820
Adult themes which...

5768
04:20:39,820 --> 04:20:41,440
You wouldn't have got a look at.

5769
04:20:42,940 --> 04:20:45,880
You know your parents wouldn't let you watch...

5770
04:20:45,880 --> 04:20:46,540
Or...

5771
04:20:46,540 --> 04:20:48,720
You know see any of that stuff.

5772
04:20:49,700 --> 04:20:50,420
Or you...

5773
04:20:50,420 --> 04:20:52,780
You know you wouldn't have got it on telly...

5774
04:20:52,780 --> 04:20:54,240
Unless you were staying awake...

5775
04:20:54,240 --> 04:20:56,740
And watching Channel 4 late enough on a Friday night...

5776
04:20:56,740 --> 04:20:57,920
And you'd see something...

5777
04:20:57,920 --> 04:20:59,740
Bit of Euro trash or something like that.

5778
04:20:59,740 --> 04:21:01,740
Um...

5779
04:21:02,940 --> 04:21:04,700
It was hard...

5780
04:21:04,700 --> 04:21:05,740
To really get to...

5781
04:21:06,260 --> 04:21:07,540
That level where you could...

5782
04:21:07,540 --> 04:21:08,840
Access such stuff.

5783
04:21:08,940 --> 04:21:09,540
But I mean...

5784
04:21:09,540 --> 04:21:11,120
The video games magazines...

5785
04:21:11,120 --> 04:21:12,740
Although their main audience would have been...

5786
04:21:13,500 --> 04:21:14,300
You know boys.

5787
04:21:14,600 --> 04:21:15,420
They were also...

5788
04:21:15,420 --> 04:21:16,560
Caten and there was also...

5789
04:21:16,560 --> 04:21:17,820
Bellas reading it as well.

5790
04:21:17,880 --> 04:21:18,740
So they probably...

5791
04:21:19,520 --> 04:21:20,740
You had this weird...

5792
04:21:20,740 --> 04:21:20,740
Divergence...

5793
04:21:21,940 --> 04:21:22,740
Intersection of...

5794
04:21:23,260 --> 04:21:23,860
Demographics.

5795
04:21:25,080 --> 04:21:25,740
And uh...

5796
04:21:26,700 --> 04:21:28,580
The content of the magazine...

5797
04:21:28,580 --> 04:21:29,720
Reflected that as well.

5798
04:21:29,720 --> 04:21:37,580
But as I say...

5799
04:21:37,580 --> 04:21:39,720
I thought people who kind of...

5800
04:21:39,720 --> 04:21:42,720
Were waxing lyrical about...

5801
04:21:43,520 --> 04:21:46,960
Lara's polygonal bosom...

5802
04:21:46,960 --> 04:21:47,900
And all that kind of stuff.

5803
04:21:48,020 --> 04:21:49,140
I knew that was weird.

5804
04:21:49,240 --> 04:21:50,060
I thought that was weird...

5805
04:21:50,060 --> 04:21:50,860
Even as a kid.

5806
04:21:50,980 --> 04:21:51,180
You know?

5807
04:21:51,280 --> 04:21:52,940
They weren't pulling the wool over my eyes.

5808
04:21:53,080 --> 04:21:53,540
But I mean...

5809
04:21:53,540 --> 04:21:53,900
Look at her.

5810
04:21:53,900 --> 04:21:55,600
I didn't really think that was anything...

5811
04:21:55,600 --> 04:21:58,040
To be worth getting hot under the collar about anyway.

5812
04:21:58,600 --> 04:21:59,600
But the...

5813
04:21:59,600 --> 04:22:00,600
Sections where they were at...

5814
04:22:01,320 --> 04:22:02,600
E3 or...

5815
04:22:02,600 --> 04:22:02,600
CES...

5816
04:22:03,460 --> 04:22:04,600
Were replete with...

5817
04:22:05,160 --> 04:22:07,500
A lot of PR girls in them.

5818
04:22:07,920 --> 04:22:08,600
And uh...

5819
04:22:08,600 --> 04:22:09,640
Look.

5820
04:22:10,420 --> 04:22:11,440
It is what it is.

5821
04:22:11,480 --> 04:22:12,400
It was what it was.

5822
04:22:12,520 --> 04:22:14,600
And they also had a fully...

5823
04:22:15,280 --> 04:22:17,000
The music for this game was done.

5824
04:22:17,100 --> 04:22:18,600
They had the Buddhist monks...

5825
04:22:20,040 --> 04:22:22,040
Shipped in from Tibet...

5826
04:22:22,040 --> 04:22:23,680
To record that chanting.

5827
04:22:27,040 --> 04:22:29,100
A lot of the budget went on that.

5828
04:22:29,480 --> 04:22:30,840
And it's reflected in the...

5829
04:22:30,840 --> 04:22:32,780
The quality of the graphics in the game.

5830
04:22:33,940 --> 04:22:34,040
The music...

5831
04:22:35,440 --> 04:22:36,100
Insane though.

5832
04:22:36,300 --> 04:22:36,940
Insanely good.

5833
04:22:42,040 --> 04:22:44,040
Official PlayStation Magazine had great journals.

5834
04:22:44,120 --> 04:22:45,040
It was a very funny crew.

5835
04:22:45,240 --> 04:22:47,800
There was some funniness to be had.

5836
04:22:47,880 --> 04:22:48,400
There was...

5837
04:22:48,400 --> 04:22:48,660
It...

5838
04:22:48,660 --> 04:22:50,040
What I liked is the sub...

5839
04:22:50,040 --> 04:22:51,040
It was the subversion...

5840
04:22:51,760 --> 04:22:53,300
Of the whole thing.

5841
04:22:53,380 --> 04:22:54,260
And if something was shit...

5842
04:22:54,260 --> 04:22:54,780
It was shit.

5843
04:22:55,000 --> 04:22:55,040
And...

5844
04:22:55,040 --> 04:22:56,040
Even...

5845
04:22:57,040 --> 04:23:00,320
There was a cartoon that was like Viz in it.

5846
04:23:01,320 --> 04:23:02,040
For a computer...

5847
04:23:02,900 --> 04:23:03,400
Exchange.

5848
04:23:03,720 --> 04:23:05,260
Which is now CEX.

5849
04:23:05,720 --> 04:23:07,140
Which was CEX even then.

5850
04:23:07,520 --> 04:23:09,980
And that was done by Charlie Brooker.

5851
04:23:10,480 --> 04:23:11,400
Who uh...

5852
04:23:11,400 --> 04:23:12,040
Did uh...

5853
04:23:13,060 --> 04:23:14,940
Dead Set and fucking...

5854
04:23:14,940 --> 04:23:16,040
Nathan Barley and...

5855
04:23:16,680 --> 04:23:17,540
All that other stuff.

5856
04:23:20,040 --> 04:23:21,040
Uh...

5857
04:23:22,560 --> 04:23:24,540
So there was good writing going on.

5858
04:23:24,580 --> 04:23:25,620
There was some good writing on it.

5859
04:23:25,680 --> 04:23:26,980
But there was a lot of fucking...

5860
04:23:26,980 --> 04:23:28,620
Shite lad bands as well.

5861
04:23:28,660 --> 04:23:28,860
You know.

5862
04:23:35,740 --> 04:23:36,340
There we go.

5863
04:23:36,420 --> 04:23:37,880
That's your obelisk of Khmun.

5864
04:23:38,140 --> 04:23:38,460
Done.

5865
04:23:38,780 --> 04:23:39,900
And fucking dusted.

5866
04:23:40,040 --> 04:23:41,240
In a heartbeat flash.

5867
04:23:41,600 --> 04:23:42,520
Pure pace work.

5868
04:23:43,640 --> 04:23:44,200
Uh...

5869
04:23:44,200 --> 04:23:44,780
Has...

5870
04:23:45,960 --> 04:23:46,980
COD downloaded.

5871
04:23:53,040 --> 04:23:54,580
We're only halfway there.

5872
04:23:54,580 --> 04:24:01,980
I did enjoy Nathan Barley, yes.

5873
04:24:04,700 --> 04:24:07,500
Kind of everything he's done

5874
04:24:07,500 --> 04:24:08,760
or everything that

5875
04:24:08,760 --> 04:24:11,400
that selection of people did

5876
04:24:11,400 --> 04:24:13,140
was good, like, you know?

5877
04:24:14,240 --> 04:24:15,380
Like, not like fucking

5878
04:24:15,380 --> 04:24:17,260
really laugh out loud funny, but

5879
04:24:17,260 --> 04:24:19,540
there were moments where it was

5880
04:24:19,540 --> 04:24:20,360
laugh out loud funny.

5881
04:24:20,360 --> 04:24:28,720
No.

5882
04:24:29,600 --> 04:24:31,560
Right, so we've got more scarabs

5883
04:24:31,560 --> 04:24:33,560
in this new level here.

5884
04:24:33,780 --> 04:24:35,420
What the... What's this one called?

5885
04:24:35,480 --> 04:24:36,280
No, let's save it.

5886
04:24:38,820 --> 04:24:39,920
Khmun's Lament.

5887
04:24:40,160 --> 04:24:41,660
Khmun's Crypt 2.

5888
04:24:42,260 --> 04:24:43,380
Khmun Harder.

5889
04:24:44,240 --> 04:24:45,580
No. No.

5890
04:24:45,580 --> 04:24:45,640
No.

5891
04:24:54,520 --> 04:24:55,040
No.

5892
04:24:55,700 --> 04:24:58,280
So, uh, yeah, just put the Pat Kenny,

5893
04:24:58,720 --> 04:25:00,120
Miss Lara Croft,

5894
04:25:00,460 --> 04:25:01,920
on there.

5895
04:25:02,040 --> 04:25:02,660
Sorry about that.

5896
04:25:03,880 --> 04:25:05,620
We've got this Pat.

5897
04:25:06,420 --> 04:25:07,620
Oh, Lara Croft.

5898
04:25:07,820 --> 04:25:09,620
Lara Croft.

5899
04:25:10,340 --> 04:25:11,040
Late, late.

5900
04:25:11,480 --> 04:25:12,760
We've seen it all before.

5901
04:25:12,900 --> 04:25:14,520
We know that it's cringe

5902
04:25:14,520 --> 04:25:15,560
and funny, blah, blah, blah.

5903
04:25:15,960 --> 04:25:17,460
But it's the way Pat goes.

5904
04:25:18,420 --> 04:25:19,960
Miss Lara Croft.

5905
04:25:21,440 --> 04:25:22,300
It's, uh, beautiful.

5906
04:25:22,480 --> 04:25:24,100
Filbert, thank you very much there

5907
04:25:24,100 --> 04:25:24,940
for the tip.

5908
04:25:25,480 --> 04:25:27,020
Egg, pudding, and beans, you say.

5909
04:25:27,720 --> 04:25:28,380
Well, it's interesting

5910
04:25:28,380 --> 04:25:29,220
you should say that.

5911
04:25:31,040 --> 04:25:32,300
Uh, Filbert,

5912
04:25:32,580 --> 04:25:33,440
because, uh,

5913
04:25:33,480 --> 04:25:35,060
we might have a little bit

5914
04:25:35,060 --> 04:25:36,160
of egg pudding and beans

5915
04:25:36,160 --> 04:25:37,140
right here for you.

5916
04:25:37,140 --> 04:25:37,140
Yeah.

5917
04:25:40,140 --> 04:25:42,140
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5918
04:25:42,140 --> 04:25:46,160
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5919
04:25:47,040 --> 04:25:49,060
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5920
04:25:49,660 --> 04:25:50,500
Get a load of that.

5921
04:25:50,560 --> 04:25:52,440
Do you know what this means?

5922
04:25:53,940 --> 04:25:56,660
Do you know what this means?

5923
04:25:57,240 --> 04:25:59,600
Do you know what this means?

5924
04:26:00,780 --> 04:26:02,380
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5925
04:26:04,380 --> 04:26:07,000
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5926
04:26:08,000 --> 04:26:08,900
Egg, pudding, and beans.

5927
04:26:08,900 --> 04:26:09,480
Great beans.

5928
04:26:09,480 --> 04:26:09,580
Great beans.

5929
04:26:09,580 --> 04:26:13,620
Great beans of fire.

5930
04:26:15,140 --> 04:26:16,340
Uh, let's just see here.

5931
04:26:16,480 --> 04:26:18,280
We've got this window capture,

5932
04:26:18,500 --> 04:26:20,620
and we capture the window of

5933
04:26:20,620 --> 04:26:23,080
Lara Croft.

5934
04:26:23,640 --> 04:26:25,100
That's true.

5935
04:26:25,480 --> 04:26:26,440
Almost then, isn't it?

5936
04:26:28,180 --> 04:26:29,580
Miss Lara Croft.

5937
04:26:29,580 --> 04:26:41,040
James Corden.

5938
04:26:41,040 --> 04:26:41,040
James Corden.

5939
04:26:45,040 --> 04:26:46,240
I think it's about here

5940
04:26:46,240 --> 04:26:47,200
when she comes out

5941
04:26:47,200 --> 04:26:48,540
as Silence, and then

5942
04:26:48,540 --> 04:26:49,640
Miss Lara Croft.

5943
04:26:49,640 --> 04:26:55,640
You can look around live.

5944
04:26:55,640 --> 04:27:02,640
You can look around live.

5945
04:27:02,640 --> 04:27:31,640
Go on, Pascal.

5946
04:27:31,640 --> 04:27:32,640
Go on, Pat.

5947
04:27:32,640 --> 04:27:36,640
That's the... that's this.

5948
04:27:36,640 --> 04:27:38,640
That's the moment.

5949
04:27:38,640 --> 04:27:41,640
Lara Croft.

5950
04:27:41,640 --> 04:27:44,640
It's almost as if Pat was enjoying it.

5951
04:27:44,640 --> 04:27:49,640
It's Lara Croft.

5952
04:27:49,640 --> 04:27:56,640
Concerning and unacceptable.

5953
04:27:56,640 --> 04:28:06,640
Miss Lara Croft.

5954
04:28:06,640 --> 04:28:19,640
I'm not going to be able to do this.

5955
04:28:19,640 --> 04:28:20,640
What were they expecting the kids to do?

5956
04:28:20,640 --> 04:28:22,640
Like...

5957
04:28:22,640 --> 04:28:25,640
To play the game like...

5958
04:28:25,640 --> 04:28:27,640
But again, it just doesn't work.

5959
04:28:27,640 --> 04:28:32,640
That's why movies, the video games have never ever worked.

5960
04:28:32,640 --> 04:28:35,640
There isn't any film of a game that has worked.

5961
04:28:35,640 --> 04:28:39,640
Just like, why are you bothering to blend the fucking genre there?

5962
04:28:39,640 --> 04:28:42,640
Of reality and fiction.

5963
04:28:42,640 --> 04:28:49,640
Of reality and of virtual reality.

5964
04:28:49,640 --> 04:28:52,640
There's gonna be some... you just know there's gonna be some... here we go.

5965
04:28:52,640 --> 04:28:53,640
We're fucked.

5966
04:28:53,640 --> 04:28:55,640
Double bandage.

5967
04:28:55,640 --> 04:28:57,640
Double bandage.

5968
04:28:57,640 --> 04:28:59,640
These guys look harder as well.

5969
04:28:59,640 --> 04:29:04,640
They're... they've got like fucking... exoskeleton.

5970
04:29:04,640 --> 04:29:05,640
Where's this guy gone?

5971
04:29:05,640 --> 04:29:07,640
Where's this guy gone?

5972
04:29:07,640 --> 04:29:09,640
Where's this guy gone?

5973
04:29:09,640 --> 04:29:11,640
Where's this guy gone?

5974
04:29:11,640 --> 04:29:25,640
Fucking hell.

5975
04:29:25,640 --> 04:29:29,640
I just need to medipack the fuck out of this.

5976
04:29:29,640 --> 04:29:32,640
Because we're about to get lashed out of it by...

5977
04:29:32,640 --> 04:29:34,640
Jonathan Rhys Bandage...

5978
04:29:34,640 --> 04:29:36,640
Who is not even the bandage man anymore.

5979
04:29:36,640 --> 04:29:37,640
It's the...

5980
04:29:37,640 --> 04:29:38,640
Oh!

5981
04:29:38,640 --> 04:29:44,640
And you get... you actually get... you take damage from his exploding body parts as well.

5982
04:29:44,640 --> 04:29:46,640
Which is a real kick in the teeth.

5983
04:29:46,640 --> 04:29:50,640
Let's save it.

5984
04:29:50,640 --> 04:29:54,640
Sanctuary of the Skion.

5985
04:29:54,640 --> 04:30:01,640
Sanctuary of the Skion.

5986
04:30:01,640 --> 04:30:06,640
So it's a bit of a... I think it's not a waste of 30 quid because...

5987
04:30:06,640 --> 04:30:09,640
I'm not arsed really about the new graphics.

5988
04:30:09,640 --> 04:30:11,640
I'm not too gone on them.

5989
04:30:11,640 --> 04:30:17,640
The... I like the way that this is a full widescreen experience...

5990
04:30:17,640 --> 04:30:20,640
For the original Tomb Raiders and you can play them on your PlayStation.

5991
04:30:20,640 --> 04:30:23,640
And there was probably ways to do that on PC as well.

5992
04:30:23,640 --> 04:30:35,640
But it never bothered the arse getting fucking... downloading and doing all that stuff.

5993
04:30:35,640 --> 04:30:40,640
But it's smooth. Like it is a smooth graphical scenario.

5994
04:30:40,640 --> 04:30:45,640
But it's too... dark.

5995
04:30:45,640 --> 04:30:50,640
There's a... I think we're coming up to a bit now if I remember correctly.

5996
04:30:50,640 --> 04:30:52,640
There's a centaur.

5997
04:30:52,640 --> 04:30:57,640
A guy on the back of a horse or is actually... it might be a man horse amalgamation.

5998
04:30:57,640 --> 04:31:01,640
Who starts firing some sort of bow and arrow at you.

5999
04:31:01,640 --> 04:31:04,640
Which I thought back in the day when it happened and I saw it.

6000
04:31:04,640 --> 04:31:07,640
I thought this is a fucking mental game.

6001
04:31:07,640 --> 04:31:12,640
Looks very tame and shit now compared to the stuff you'd see.

6002
04:31:12,640 --> 04:31:16,640
But as I said before the... the mechanics and the gameplay of it...

6003
04:31:16,640 --> 04:31:22,640
Definitely... they're... it's a lot harder than any of the new handy holy bollocks.

6004
04:31:23,640 --> 04:31:24,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6005
04:31:24,640 --> 04:31:25,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6006
04:31:25,640 --> 04:31:26,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6007
04:31:26,640 --> 04:31:27,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6008
04:31:27,640 --> 04:31:28,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6009
04:31:28,640 --> 04:31:29,640
I thought it was a little bit more.

6010
04:31:29,640 --> 04:31:30,640
Nope.

6011
04:31:30,640 --> 04:31:32,640
And that's a death right there.

6012
04:31:47,640 --> 04:31:48,640
Macphail.

6013
04:31:48,640 --> 04:31:51,640
Thank you very much for the tip there, Macphail.

6014
04:31:52,640 --> 04:31:54,640
Apologies if I've missed the crack.

6015
04:31:54,640 --> 04:31:57,640
Was there any update on Tommy's monkey hunt?

6016
04:31:57,640 --> 04:32:00,640
One escaped in Scotland as well.

6017
04:32:02,640 --> 04:32:03,640
There was no update.

6018
04:32:03,640 --> 04:32:05,640
It's kind of a sad thing really.

6019
04:32:05,640 --> 04:32:07,640
That monkey is just gonzo.

6020
04:32:07,640 --> 04:32:08,640
I'd say wolves got to him.

6021
04:32:09,640 --> 04:32:10,640
Like actual wolves.

6022
04:32:10,640 --> 04:32:12,640
Not Wolverhampton Wanderers.

6023
04:32:13,640 --> 04:32:17,640
But it was great news about the Scottish monkey that managed to...

6024
04:32:18,640 --> 04:32:21,640
Managed to survive, you know?

6025
04:32:25,640 --> 04:32:26,640
It's not a centaur.

6026
04:32:26,640 --> 04:32:28,640
It's just one of those guys and he fires shit at you.

6027
04:32:28,640 --> 04:32:30,640
And he fires shit at you.

6028
04:32:35,640 --> 04:32:36,640
Lovely stuff.

6029
04:32:39,640 --> 04:32:40,640
Yeah, Charlie's still on the thumbnail.

6030
04:32:41,640 --> 04:32:41,640
That's what it is.

6031
04:32:41,640 --> 04:32:42,640
Sorry about that.

6032
04:32:42,640 --> 04:32:43,640
I should actually...

6033
04:32:44,640 --> 04:32:47,640
Change that out of respect for the guy.

6034
04:32:48,640 --> 04:32:49,640
He's a great monkey.

6035
04:32:49,640 --> 04:32:49,640
He's a great monkey.

6036
04:32:49,640 --> 04:32:50,640
A good friend of mine.

6037
04:32:50,640 --> 04:32:51,640
Love the guy.

6038
04:32:51,640 --> 04:32:52,640
But he went missing.

6039
04:32:56,640 --> 04:32:57,640
We'll never really know him.

6040
04:32:58,640 --> 04:32:59,640
Willi Heffernan should be...

6041
04:32:59,640 --> 04:33:01,640
Well, Ketalzuya says Willi Heffernan should be in the dock.

6042
04:33:02,640 --> 04:33:03,640
And I don't want to go that far.

6043
04:33:04,640 --> 04:33:07,640
Because it sounds like he cared and nurtured for the monkeys and really loved them.

6044
04:33:08,640 --> 04:33:09,640
But I...

6045
04:33:09,640 --> 04:33:10,640
There...

6046
04:33:10,640 --> 04:33:11,640
There are unanswered questions.

6047
04:33:11,640 --> 04:33:12,640
Let's just say that.

6048
04:33:13,640 --> 04:33:18,640
Especially when people went out of their way to go and try and get inside the mind of the monkey.

6049
04:33:19,640 --> 04:33:28,640
Lorde Jukas says...

6050
04:33:29,640 --> 04:33:32,640
Well situated in Argentina by now.

6051
04:33:33,640 --> 04:33:33,640
The monkey...

6052
04:33:34,640 --> 04:33:39,640
Are you insinuating he's some kind of Nazi monkey who needed to go on the run to Argentina?

6053
04:33:46,640 --> 04:33:50,640
I don't know if I could go back to Wagner or Purgosian because someone was saying that's...

6054
04:33:51,640 --> 04:33:56,640
Could be a fascist statement of intent as well.

6055
04:33:57,640 --> 04:33:58,640
But I mean...

6056
04:33:58,640 --> 04:33:59,640
Look it's...

6057
04:34:00,640 --> 04:34:02,640
Hard to know what's going on these days isn't it?

6058
04:34:07,640 --> 04:34:08,640
One side of them is saying...

6059
04:34:09,640 --> 04:34:13,640
One bunch are denazifying and then another bunch is saying they're the Nazis.

6060
04:34:14,640 --> 04:34:15,640
It's hard to keep...

6061
04:34:15,640 --> 04:34:15,640
It's like...

6062
04:34:16,640 --> 04:34:17,640
Playing Nazi whack-a-mole.

6063
04:34:19,640 --> 04:34:21,640
You can't open these doors without something.

6064
04:34:21,640 --> 04:34:23,640
I don't know what I need to do to open it.

6065
04:34:23,640 --> 04:34:26,640
There might be a switch on the back of the fucking Sphinx's head up here.

6066
04:34:27,640 --> 04:34:28,640
But getting to that...

6067
04:34:29,640 --> 04:34:31,640
The back of the neck of the Sphinx is another thing entirely.

6068
04:34:31,640 --> 04:34:32,640
I mean...

6069
04:34:33,640 --> 04:34:34,640
There must be a way...

6070
04:34:34,640 --> 04:34:35,640
Into it.

6071
04:34:36,640 --> 04:34:37,640
Maybe up here.

6072
04:34:37,640 --> 04:34:38,640
There must be a way to open it.

6073
04:34:38,640 --> 04:34:39,640
There must be a way to open it.

6074
04:34:39,640 --> 04:34:40,640
There must be a way to open it.

6075
04:34:40,640 --> 04:34:41,640
There must be a way to open it.

6076
04:34:41,640 --> 04:34:42,640
There must be a way to open it.

6077
04:34:42,640 --> 04:34:43,640
There must be a way to open it.

6078
04:34:43,640 --> 04:34:44,640
There must be a way to open it.

6079
04:34:44,640 --> 04:34:45,640
There must be a way to open it.

6080
04:34:45,640 --> 04:34:46,640
There must be a way to open it.

6081
04:34:46,640 --> 04:34:47,640
There must be a way to open it.

6082
04:34:47,640 --> 04:34:48,640
There must be a way to open it.

6083
04:34:48,640 --> 04:34:49,640
There must be a way to open it.

6084
04:34:49,640 --> 04:34:50,640
There must be a way to open it.

6085
04:34:50,640 --> 04:34:51,640
There must be a way to open it.

6086
04:34:51,640 --> 04:34:52,640
There must be a way to open it.

6087
04:34:52,640 --> 04:34:53,640
There must be a way to open it.

6088
04:34:53,640 --> 04:34:54,640
There must be a way to open it.

6089
04:34:54,640 --> 04:34:55,640
There must be a way to open it.

6090
04:34:55,640 --> 04:34:59,640
I wonder what this looks like with the...

6091
04:35:00,640 --> 04:35:02,640
That's your fucking new...

6092
04:35:02,640 --> 04:35:04,640
Toot and Camoon.

6093
04:35:05,640 --> 04:35:06,640
With new graphics.

6094
04:35:09,640 --> 04:35:14,640
But I like not being able to know or see what the hell was beyond it.

6095
04:35:14,640 --> 04:35:15,640
You know?

6096
04:35:15,640 --> 04:35:16,640
The limitation...

6097
04:35:16,640 --> 04:35:17,640
The graphical limitations...

6098
04:35:18,640 --> 04:35:19,640
Worked.

6099
04:35:19,640 --> 04:35:20,640
It worked.

6100
04:35:20,640 --> 04:35:21,640
Whereas that kinda...

6101
04:35:21,640 --> 04:35:22,640
Demystifies it.

6102
04:35:22,640 --> 04:35:24,640
Now knowing that you're in a big cave.

6103
04:35:24,640 --> 04:35:25,640
Yeah.

6104
04:35:41,640 --> 04:35:43,640
The face on the Toot and Camoon.

6105
04:35:43,640 --> 04:35:44,640
Look.

6106
04:35:44,640 --> 04:35:46,640
We've used the brand new cyber tools.

6107
04:35:46,640 --> 04:35:49,640
The CIE inspired spyware tools.

6108
04:35:50,640 --> 04:35:53,640
To see that you need to put in the symbol of Prince.

6109
04:35:53,640 --> 04:35:56,640
The artist formerly known as musician.

6110
04:35:56,640 --> 04:35:57,640
The...

6111
04:35:58,640 --> 04:35:59,640
The fucking...

6112
04:36:00,640 --> 04:36:01,640
Whatever you call that goes in there.

6113
04:36:01,640 --> 04:36:02,640
I don't have it.

6114
04:36:05,640 --> 04:36:06,640
And there's another one there.

6115
04:36:10,640 --> 04:36:11,640
Ankh.

6116
04:36:14,640 --> 04:36:15,640
What does it mean?

6117
04:36:15,640 --> 04:36:17,640
Does it mean like male and female or something?

6118
04:36:22,640 --> 04:36:23,640
And what's this here look?

6119
04:36:24,640 --> 04:36:25,640
How the fuck are there...

6120
04:36:25,640 --> 04:36:26,640
Uzi's in the...

6121
04:36:27,640 --> 04:36:28,640
The sky?

6122
04:36:28,640 --> 04:36:29,640
Is that a...

6123
04:36:29,640 --> 04:36:30,640
That's a glitch, is it?

6124
04:36:35,640 --> 04:36:36,640
How are we meant to...

6125
04:36:36,640 --> 04:36:37,640
Is this like a...

6126
04:36:37,640 --> 04:36:38,640
Is there an Indiana Jones...

6127
04:36:38,640 --> 04:36:39,640
Is there an Indiana Jones...

6128
04:36:39,640 --> 04:36:40,640
Bit where you...

6129
04:36:40,640 --> 04:36:41,640
You walk across...

6130
04:36:42,640 --> 04:36:43,640
An invisible path?

6131
04:36:44,640 --> 04:36:46,640
You have to choose wisely.

6132
04:36:47,640 --> 04:36:48,640
That's...

6133
04:36:48,640 --> 04:36:50,640
That's weird, isn't it?

6134
04:36:50,640 --> 04:36:51,640
I don't...

6135
04:36:51,640 --> 04:36:55,640
I don't think that was in the original, but I can't be too sure.

6136
04:36:55,640 --> 04:36:56,640
You have to get up there anyway.

6137
04:36:56,640 --> 04:36:57,640
We're on the right path.

6138
04:36:57,640 --> 04:36:58,640
We...

6139
04:36:58,640 --> 04:36:59,640
We just...

6140
04:36:59,640 --> 04:37:00,640
Climb up that...

6141
04:37:00,640 --> 04:37:01,640
Hand ledge grab...

6142
04:37:01,640 --> 04:37:02,640
Shimmy across...

6143
04:37:02,640 --> 04:37:03,640
And then all the way across there.

6144
04:37:03,640 --> 04:37:04,640
And there's a switch and a roo and everything.

6145
04:37:04,640 --> 04:37:05,640
We're on the right track.

6146
04:37:05,640 --> 04:37:08,260
We just climb up that.

6147
04:37:09,700 --> 04:37:13,580
Hand ledge grab shimmy across and then all the way across there.

6148
04:37:13,660 --> 04:37:14,940
And there's a switch and a roo and everything.

6149
04:37:15,060 --> 04:37:15,940
We're on the right track.

6150
04:37:16,120 --> 04:37:17,120
Pace is happening.

6151
04:37:19,820 --> 04:37:20,920
Nigel Pace.

6152
04:37:27,220 --> 04:37:28,020
Steve G.

6153
04:37:28,020 --> 04:37:29,620
Thanks very much for the tipus.

6154
04:37:30,800 --> 04:37:31,860
Tipus rippus.

6155
04:37:31,860 --> 04:37:38,060
Ripper was the name of a game someone said.

6156
04:37:38,160 --> 04:37:39,520
I hope you're going to be playing Ripper.

6157
04:37:41,180 --> 04:37:42,900
And there's hardly a game about...

6158
04:37:42,900 --> 04:37:43,940
Maybe it's Jack the Ripper.

6159
04:37:51,080 --> 04:37:52,100
Comedy Rippers.

6160
04:37:54,800 --> 04:37:56,060
40th birthday party.

6161
04:37:56,200 --> 04:37:57,520
My family were around.

6162
04:37:57,840 --> 04:37:58,900
The strippers were out.

6163
04:37:58,980 --> 04:38:00,400
We were having a great blast.

6164
04:38:00,400 --> 04:38:04,380
And then Newsweek decided to crop out my family.

6165
04:38:04,660 --> 04:38:05,980
My mother.

6166
04:38:06,140 --> 04:38:06,920
My mother-in-law.

6167
04:38:07,020 --> 04:38:07,620
My children.

6168
04:38:07,800 --> 04:38:08,420
My wife.

6169
04:38:10,260 --> 04:38:11,500
They cropped them out.

6170
04:38:12,120 --> 04:38:15,900
They were definitely really there at that stripper event.

6171
04:38:16,040 --> 04:38:17,760
I was photographed at.

6172
04:38:17,760 --> 04:38:34,460
Could be a speedrunner.

6173
04:38:34,460 --> 04:38:38,080
This in the works if I got my act together and really tried my best.

6174
04:38:44,080 --> 04:38:45,420
That would ensure.

6175
04:38:45,420 --> 04:38:53,480
I was saying earlier that there needs to be a focus for me to be doing a stream.

6176
04:38:53,620 --> 04:38:56,360
Like you know unless I'm enjoying the game or it's a take.

6177
04:38:56,580 --> 04:38:57,020
Here we go.

6178
04:38:57,120 --> 04:38:58,500
That's a dodgeballer.

6179
04:38:58,560 --> 04:39:01,300
I think he whips out a bow and arrow or something.

6180
04:39:01,440 --> 04:39:03,140
He's a bad, bad egg.

6181
04:39:06,320 --> 04:39:07,700
Let's get a look at this guy.

6182
04:39:07,700 --> 04:39:07,700
Let's get a look at this guy.

6183
04:39:14,840 --> 04:39:18,280
How did he evolve to get to that state?

6184
04:39:19,560 --> 04:39:21,540
Mean looking fucker, isn't he?

6185
04:39:24,280 --> 04:39:26,420
A winged demon.

6186
04:39:31,360 --> 04:39:32,960
Demonic arse cheeks.

6187
04:39:34,980 --> 04:39:36,320
And great muscular.

6188
04:39:36,620 --> 04:39:38,360
Real frog legs on him.

6189
04:39:39,500 --> 04:39:41,140
A right pair of froggers on him.

6190
04:39:41,140 --> 04:39:57,100
Lovely.

6191
04:39:57,100 --> 04:39:57,240
Lovely.

6192
04:40:06,480 --> 04:40:07,980
Stream died, did it?

6193
04:40:09,320 --> 04:40:12,540
See, I don't have any indication when a stream dies.

6194
04:40:12,640 --> 04:40:15,580
I only know when it's happened and it's gone.

6195
04:40:15,980 --> 04:40:17,380
Because people say it in the chat.

6196
04:40:17,460 --> 04:40:23,080
But I mean, it never used to happen a couple of years ago when I was on a fixed broadband line.

6197
04:40:24,940 --> 04:40:30,800
It's just the 5G modem that doesn't reach 5G speeds, would you believe?

6198
04:40:36,600 --> 04:40:37,760
I'm going to give this a go.

6199
04:40:42,640 --> 04:40:43,640
I'm going to give it a go.

6200
04:40:46,960 --> 04:40:47,780
It works!

6201
04:40:47,780 --> 04:41:02,180
Do Uzi this one?

6202
04:41:02,680 --> 04:41:03,880
Do Uzi this one?

6203
04:41:06,680 --> 04:41:07,840
I wonder how...

6204
04:41:07,840 --> 04:41:09,500
It's just like...

6205
04:41:09,500 --> 04:41:11,660
It's only like one square of a step.

6206
04:41:11,820 --> 04:41:12,060
Fuck.

6207
04:41:12,680 --> 04:41:13,160
Oh no.

6208
04:41:14,420 --> 04:41:16,380
This isn't going to end well, I don't think.

6209
04:41:16,380 --> 04:41:34,540
Get to fuck now!

6210
04:41:41,820 --> 04:41:42,260
Lovely.

6211
04:41:42,940 --> 04:41:43,420
Vanquished.

6212
04:41:43,420 --> 04:41:49,920
Aston Martin, DB7, Vanquish, Volante.

6213
04:41:50,400 --> 04:41:51,440
Concept piece.

6214
04:42:00,320 --> 04:42:00,840
Nice.

6215
04:42:00,840 --> 04:42:17,720
Sorry, just remembered again.

6216
04:42:17,860 --> 04:42:18,960
The voice acting...

6217
04:42:18,960 --> 04:42:22,320
The Italian lads in the second game.

6218
04:42:22,380 --> 04:42:25,500
I think there was a gripe with them.

6219
04:42:25,500 --> 04:42:26,500
Because they were...

6220
04:42:26,500 --> 04:42:29,140
They didn't use Italian actors to do the voice of them.

6221
04:42:31,080 --> 04:42:32,680
But, uh...

6222
04:42:32,680 --> 04:42:34,980
I just think it's gone too far, you know?

6223
04:42:36,660 --> 04:42:39,500
And I'm going to be writing into GB News...

6224
04:42:40,060 --> 04:42:42,260
Later on about that as well.

6225
04:42:42,760 --> 04:42:45,500
I'm going to be writing into Neil Oliver about how...

6226
04:42:46,040 --> 04:42:47,920
Everything's gone too fucking far.

6227
04:42:51,920 --> 04:42:53,000
And though crap.

6228
04:42:57,700 --> 04:42:58,720
I thought that was a switch.

6229
04:42:58,860 --> 04:42:59,880
It's just a door.

6230
04:43:04,140 --> 04:43:05,000
I don't know, I'm back.

6231
04:43:05,620 --> 04:43:06,600
Oh, for fuck's sake.

6232
04:43:06,660 --> 04:43:07,240
Not this country.

6233
04:43:14,920 --> 04:43:16,500
I see Talk TV.

6234
04:43:16,760 --> 04:43:18,100
That's the centaur I'm on about.

6235
04:43:18,580 --> 04:43:18,960
I think.

6236
04:43:19,080 --> 04:43:19,560
No, it's not.

6237
04:43:19,920 --> 04:43:22,100
I don't know where I got this centaur idea from.

6238
04:43:22,160 --> 04:43:22,840
I think that's...

6239
04:43:22,840 --> 04:43:24,600
It appeared earlier in the game, actually.

6240
04:43:24,740 --> 04:43:25,940
In a couple of levels before.

6241
04:43:26,720 --> 04:43:29,800
Let's get this guy dealt with and get him done.

6242
04:43:32,020 --> 04:43:32,480
But, uh...

6243
04:43:32,480 --> 04:43:33,860
Talk TV, Piers...

6244
04:43:33,860 --> 04:43:35,340
Oh, fuck.

6245
04:43:36,900 --> 04:43:37,380
Oh.

6246
04:43:38,920 --> 04:43:40,520
It's gone off now.

6247
04:43:40,600 --> 04:43:42,200
I think Piers Morgan is...

6248
04:43:42,200 --> 04:43:43,920
Or it's gone just online.

6249
04:43:44,800 --> 04:43:48,380
I think that's going to be the same way for GB News.

6250
04:43:49,640 --> 04:43:53,840
I think they're not going to be able to afford to keep up the act of being a TV channel.

6251
04:43:53,840 --> 04:43:55,400
So they will just go online.

6252
04:43:58,900 --> 04:44:08,760
Miss Lara Croft.

6253
04:44:08,760 --> 04:44:30,840
These guys are shite, aren't they?

6254
04:44:30,880 --> 04:44:31,580
They just fly around.

6255
04:44:32,240 --> 04:44:33,040
They're more...

6256
04:44:33,040 --> 04:44:34,760
A lot more intimidating...

6257
04:44:34,760 --> 04:44:36,760
Looking than they are...

6258
04:44:37,620 --> 04:44:38,700
Actually damaging.

6259
04:44:39,060 --> 04:44:40,140
They don't do any damage.

6260
04:44:40,820 --> 04:44:42,940
I was waiting for them to start shooting stuff.

6261
04:44:43,320 --> 04:44:44,400
They don't even land.

6262
04:44:46,020 --> 04:44:46,700
Just perpetual...

6263
04:44:47,760 --> 04:44:48,700
Flying...

6264
04:44:49,620 --> 04:44:50,700
Demonic imbeciles...

6265
04:44:51,620 --> 04:44:53,700
That don't really have any sort of...

6266
04:44:54,680 --> 04:44:55,820
Plan.

6267
04:44:56,060 --> 04:44:57,180
They have no plan at all.

6268
04:44:57,900 --> 04:44:58,680
Or does they?

6269
04:44:58,980 --> 04:44:59,660
I could be wrong.

6270
04:45:00,480 --> 04:45:00,740
No.

6271
04:45:01,360 --> 04:45:02,420
Fuck all of a plan.

6272
04:45:03,700 --> 04:45:04,540
Waste of time.

6273
04:45:04,620 --> 04:45:05,700
He's wasting his life.

6274
04:45:07,640 --> 04:45:10,940
What little was left of his life was wasted flying around.

6275
04:45:11,040 --> 04:45:12,140
He could have just landed on us.

6276
04:45:12,200 --> 04:45:15,380
I would have been stumped as to where to go because it's invisible.

6277
04:45:19,880 --> 04:45:26,580
And imagine playing this back in the PlayStation in 1996, 95, whatever, and you didn't even have any...

6278
04:45:26,580 --> 04:45:28,420
You couldn't save anywhere.

6279
04:45:28,620 --> 04:45:36,980
You just had to find save crystals dotted in and around the area, the levels, and you'd save on them.

6280
04:45:37,500 --> 04:45:39,900
Pain in the arse.

6281
04:45:39,900 --> 04:45:52,720
The CIA man who made you feel bad for choosing the same option three times.

6282
04:45:54,140 --> 04:45:59,500
Be interested to see the movies that he was in, or the little clips from the scenes he was in.

6283
04:46:00,060 --> 04:46:01,360
He had a real, uh...

6284
04:46:03,040 --> 04:46:04,060
Detectives...

6285
04:46:04,360 --> 04:46:06,860
Hard-nosed detective bastard's face.

6286
04:46:10,940 --> 04:46:13,100
Let's save this and really give this guy...

6287
04:46:13,880 --> 04:46:15,680
A fucking hell of a send-off.

6288
04:46:18,680 --> 04:46:19,220
I want it.

6289
04:46:26,820 --> 04:46:27,320
Where are ya?

6290
04:46:31,920 --> 04:46:33,700
This guy's got a little bit of sauce.

6291
04:46:35,380 --> 04:46:36,320
Now he's firing bullets.

6292
04:46:36,440 --> 04:46:37,120
It's not just...

6293
04:46:38,120 --> 04:46:38,800
Sweets.

6294
04:46:38,900 --> 04:46:40,680
It looks like he's firing sweets at ya.

6295
04:46:40,900 --> 04:46:41,180
These...

6296
04:46:41,180 --> 04:46:43,200
These little red fucking gobstoppers.

6297
04:46:43,520 --> 04:46:45,280
But they explode on impact.

6298
04:46:49,280 --> 04:46:49,840
Challenging.

6299
04:46:50,840 --> 04:46:51,360
Unconcerning.

6300
04:46:52,380 --> 04:46:52,780
Unacceptable.

6301
04:46:57,260 --> 04:46:58,160
How are ya, Ian?

6302
04:46:58,220 --> 04:46:58,680
How are ya?

6303
04:47:00,960 --> 04:47:02,700
The memories are back.

6304
04:47:03,700 --> 04:47:06,600
While we wait for the Call of Duty download.

6305
04:47:07,920 --> 04:47:09,480
To the level that I didn't.

6306
04:47:09,560 --> 04:47:12,280
I think I might have used level skip on this one.

6307
04:47:12,320 --> 04:47:13,940
It would have been too...

6308
04:47:13,940 --> 04:47:15,080
Um, maybe I'd...

6309
04:47:15,080 --> 04:47:17,940
I definitely used level skip on the cistern, an early level.

6310
04:47:18,640 --> 04:47:22,480
But it was when it got to the last few levels of, uh...

6311
04:47:22,480 --> 04:47:23,620
The Natla Mines.

6312
04:47:23,980 --> 04:47:25,000
It was just too hard.

6313
04:47:25,700 --> 04:47:26,460
And, uh...

6314
04:47:26,460 --> 04:47:27,660
I'd lost all patience.

6315
04:47:27,900 --> 04:47:28,600
At that stage.

6316
04:47:31,980 --> 04:47:33,740
Salutations to Vanilla Gorilla.

6317
04:47:38,740 --> 04:47:39,680
Is this where...

6318
04:47:39,680 --> 04:47:40,580
Is this how I came up?

6319
04:47:42,120 --> 04:47:42,500
I think.

6320
04:47:44,700 --> 04:47:46,460
Is this how I entered the arena?

6321
04:47:48,800 --> 04:48:03,340
I think we could, uh...

6322
04:48:03,340 --> 04:48:04,640
Just use this yoke to...

6323
04:48:06,100 --> 04:48:08,520
Kind of get an idea as to how we're gonna...

6324
04:48:08,520 --> 04:48:09,060
Get up here.

6325
04:48:09,100 --> 04:48:10,640
I don't think we have...

6326
04:48:10,640 --> 04:48:12,400
What do we have in the inventory there?

6327
04:48:13,380 --> 04:48:13,740
Something.

6328
04:48:14,640 --> 04:48:15,440
It's Ski-On.

6329
04:48:15,440 --> 04:48:17,440
That's not gonna fit in any of those slots.

6330
04:48:28,940 --> 04:48:29,340
Switcheroo.

6331
04:48:32,640 --> 04:48:33,000
Switcheroo.

6332
04:48:36,500 --> 04:48:37,880
How the fuck do you make that?

6333
04:48:37,880 --> 04:48:48,400
It's not there.

6334
04:48:48,480 --> 04:48:49,160
Oh yeah, I can see.

6335
04:48:54,300 --> 04:48:55,280
Yeah, this, uh...

6336
04:48:55,280 --> 04:48:56,980
You'd be stuck for fucking ages.

6337
04:48:57,140 --> 04:48:57,620
Weeks.

6338
04:48:57,680 --> 04:48:58,900
Like, you know, and that's why...

6339
04:48:58,900 --> 04:49:00,020
It's frustrating and annoying.

6340
04:49:00,120 --> 04:49:01,160
You'd end up using cheats.

6341
04:49:01,800 --> 04:49:02,800
Uh, but I mean...

6342
04:49:02,800 --> 04:49:08,200
You just don't get games that are that hard anymore, you know?

6343
04:49:09,120 --> 04:49:10,800
And, uh, the internet had just...

6344
04:49:11,500 --> 04:49:14,800
By around Tomb Raider 3, I was able to use dial-up...

6345
04:49:16,140 --> 04:49:17,800
To get the full walkthroughs.

6346
04:49:18,540 --> 04:49:22,560
There was no buy-in PlayStation magazines anymore for walkthroughs or for cheats.

6347
04:49:23,580 --> 04:49:26,520
The internet was the, uh, the place to be.

6348
04:49:26,860 --> 04:49:27,740
What's hot on the net?

6349
04:49:28,160 --> 04:49:38,340
It was around the same time as Computer Chronicles, except I'd never heard of Computer Chronicles until 2019 or 2020.

6350
04:49:44,400 --> 04:49:52,340
Either GameFAQs or there was a dedicated Tomb Raider fan site, lots of HTML and...

6351
04:49:54,340 --> 04:49:55,440
All that palaver.

6352
04:49:55,440 --> 04:50:01,040
Fuck.

6353
04:50:20,620 --> 04:50:24,620
They were mad expensive, those magazines, especially...

6354
04:50:25,420 --> 04:50:26,620
In Ireland they had...

6355
04:50:27,440 --> 04:50:35,620
A fucking import duty or a VAT tax, which increased the already exorbitant price of the PlayStation magazines to...

6356
04:50:36,700 --> 04:50:39,260
Concerning and unacceptable levels.

6357
04:50:39,640 --> 04:50:43,320
But I still hounded the parents to have them anyway.

6358
04:50:43,320 --> 04:50:44,540
So I mean, it wasn't my money.

6359
04:50:45,320 --> 04:50:46,680
It wasn't my money like.

6360
04:50:48,800 --> 04:50:49,700
But I heard about it.

6361
04:50:51,100 --> 04:50:52,640
I heard about it in the...

6362
04:50:52,640 --> 04:50:56,640
In the form of gripes about those magazines...

6363
04:50:56,640 --> 04:50:57,900
Being too...

6364
04:50:57,900 --> 04:50:58,800
Being ridiculous.

6365
04:51:12,160 --> 04:51:13,060
Demo 1.

6366
04:51:13,440 --> 04:51:15,520
I think everybody had Demo 1, but...

6367
04:51:15,520 --> 04:51:17,520
I can't remember any other demos...

6368
04:51:17,520 --> 04:51:19,520
...after that.

6369
04:51:19,520 --> 04:51:21,400
Or seeing demos after that.

6370
04:51:22,120 --> 04:51:22,540
Oh fuck.

6371
04:51:22,660 --> 04:51:23,700
Oh fuck off.

6372
04:51:24,860 --> 04:51:25,520
And that's...

6373
04:51:25,520 --> 04:51:29,200
That's just the Tomb Raider experience summed up right there.

6374
04:51:29,860 --> 04:51:30,520
A bone crunching...

6375
04:51:31,520 --> 04:51:32,800
Collapse.

6376
04:51:33,520 --> 04:51:34,520
The end of a very, very...

6377
04:51:35,520 --> 04:51:36,820
Bad fall there.

6378
04:51:36,880 --> 04:51:37,860
And you can change the controls.

6379
04:51:37,980 --> 04:51:39,040
I'm not going to bother with that.

6380
04:51:49,940 --> 04:51:51,440
Yeah, we might...

6381
04:51:51,440 --> 04:51:57,920
We were talking there, Ian, if you've only joined there earlier, about the content of those magazines.

6382
04:52:00,800 --> 04:52:01,360
And...

6383
04:52:01,360 --> 04:52:03,260
It suggested...

6384
04:52:03,260 --> 04:52:05,320
Now we might even look at some of them.

6385
04:52:05,520 --> 04:52:09,020
The uploads, the scans of the magazines on archive.org.

6386
04:52:09,120 --> 04:52:10,120
Just to look at the content.

6387
04:52:10,220 --> 04:52:11,700
Because we're actually getting...

6388
04:52:11,700 --> 04:52:14,060
Not only a glimpse into what the...

6389
04:52:14,060 --> 04:52:14,720
They were...

6390
04:52:14,720 --> 04:52:15,820
It was pre-internet.

6391
04:52:15,880 --> 04:52:16,520
So it was...

6392
04:52:17,060 --> 04:52:17,960
Very exclusive.

6393
04:52:18,120 --> 04:52:18,980
It felt exclusive.

6394
04:52:19,120 --> 04:52:20,220
You were getting a look at...

6395
04:52:20,220 --> 04:52:21,900
What was hot and what was coming up.

6396
04:52:22,860 --> 04:52:23,380
But...

6397
04:52:23,380 --> 04:52:26,820
Also the tone and treatment...

6398
04:52:26,820 --> 04:52:28,520
Of the whole fucking enterprise...

6399
04:52:29,160 --> 04:52:31,320
Was very of it time as well.

6400
04:52:31,380 --> 04:52:32,320
It was very laddish.

6401
04:52:34,320 --> 04:52:34,640
And...

6402
04:52:34,640 --> 04:52:35,940
Definitely wouldn't fly now.

6403
04:52:36,400 --> 04:52:36,980
Which...

6404
04:52:36,980 --> 04:52:39,180
Would probably make an interesting stream, actually.

6405
04:52:39,580 --> 04:52:40,780
Just checking those guys out.

6406
04:52:41,820 --> 04:52:42,580
Where the...

6407
04:52:42,580 --> 04:52:43,500
Where did that open?

6408
04:52:44,240 --> 04:52:44,640
Kind of...

6409
04:52:45,840 --> 04:52:46,640
Couldn't have been...

6410
04:52:49,160 --> 04:52:50,860
It was hot.

6411
04:52:51,440 --> 04:52:51,800
Fast.

6412
04:52:52,000 --> 04:52:52,260
Hot.

6413
04:52:52,380 --> 04:52:52,800
And deep.

6414
04:52:54,160 --> 04:52:54,760
As...

6415
04:52:54,760 --> 04:52:55,480
As Stu said.

6416
04:53:00,480 --> 04:53:00,980
Right.

6417
04:53:00,980 --> 04:53:01,040
Right.

6418
04:53:01,040 --> 04:53:01,040
Right.

6419
04:53:01,040 --> 04:53:01,080
Right.

6420
04:53:01,080 --> 04:53:01,120
Right.

6421
04:53:06,320 --> 04:53:08,880
But getting to the London level...

6422
04:53:08,880 --> 04:53:11,040
And hearing Michael from Alan Partridge...

6423
04:53:11,040 --> 04:53:12,920
Being the voice of Geordie...

6424
04:53:12,920 --> 04:53:14,920
The Geordie character in it...

6425
04:53:14,920 --> 04:53:16,200
Will be interesting.

6426
04:53:16,460 --> 04:53:17,420
And also to see...

6427
04:53:17,420 --> 04:53:18,600
How his face looks in it.

6428
04:53:18,660 --> 04:53:19,100
Because the...

6429
04:53:19,100 --> 04:53:20,160
The faces...

6430
04:53:20,160 --> 04:53:21,160
Were so...

6431
04:53:21,160 --> 04:53:22,700
Badly rendered...

6432
04:53:22,700 --> 04:53:24,300
Due to the lack of...

6433
04:53:24,300 --> 04:53:25,360
Graphical capability.

6434
04:53:25,360 --> 04:53:30,700
Why I'm on...

6435
04:53:30,700 --> 04:53:31,580
A boot...

6436
04:53:31,580 --> 04:53:32,360
A boot and do...

6437
04:53:32,360 --> 04:53:33,500
No waste disposal...

6438
04:53:33,500 --> 04:53:34,280
Shooting all man.

6439
04:53:35,100 --> 04:53:35,960
Everlasting life...

6440
04:53:35,960 --> 04:53:36,380
And all that...

6441
04:53:36,380 --> 04:53:37,200
You canny whack it.

6442
04:53:39,700 --> 04:53:41,600
What did people in America...

6443
04:53:41,600 --> 04:53:43,140
Think of what was going on there?

6444
04:53:43,200 --> 04:53:44,340
Could they understand it like?

6445
04:53:44,360 --> 04:53:46,040
It was even hard enough to understand...

6446
04:53:46,040 --> 04:53:47,660
As someone who isn't from Newcastle.

6447
04:53:53,460 --> 04:53:55,540
I need to get down...

6448
04:53:56,980 --> 04:53:59,120
It was like when Trainspotting came out.

6449
04:53:59,160 --> 04:54:00,540
I don't think it took off...

6450
04:54:01,140 --> 04:54:02,260
That well because...

6451
04:54:02,260 --> 04:54:03,540
In America because of the...

6452
04:54:04,360 --> 04:54:06,160
The accents.

6453
04:54:06,160 --> 04:54:08,160
But I mean...

6454
04:54:08,160 --> 04:54:10,040
Even if it did...

6455
04:54:10,040 --> 04:54:11,800
Would it have taken off in America at all?

6456
04:54:11,840 --> 04:54:13,420
I doubt they were really...

6457
04:54:13,420 --> 04:54:15,080
Ever going to be ready for that...

6458
04:54:15,080 --> 04:54:16,420
Sort of slice...

6459
04:54:16,420 --> 04:54:17,500
Of fucking gritty...

6460
04:54:19,580 --> 04:54:20,960
Realism.

6461
04:54:30,720 --> 04:54:32,000
You can drop down there.

6462
04:54:32,080 --> 04:54:32,600
Is this nice?

6463
04:54:32,600 --> 04:54:58,900
The demos weren't...

6464
04:54:58,900 --> 04:55:00,160
The driving force...

6465
04:55:00,160 --> 04:55:01,280
Between what I wanted...

6466
04:55:01,280 --> 04:55:02,380
The magazines for.

6467
04:55:02,420 --> 04:55:03,120
I wanted just...

6468
04:55:03,120 --> 04:55:04,160
Cheat codes...

6469
04:55:04,160 --> 04:55:05,040
And solutions.

6470
04:55:05,960 --> 04:55:07,040
And maybe...

6471
04:55:07,040 --> 04:55:07,660
When I...

6472
04:55:07,660 --> 04:55:08,580
When it got to like...

6473
04:55:08,580 --> 04:55:09,500
1998...

6474
04:55:09,500 --> 04:55:10,080
And it was...

6475
04:55:10,080 --> 04:55:11,920
PlayStation Hay Day...

6476
04:55:11,920 --> 04:55:12,960
And you had Metal Gear...

6477
04:55:12,960 --> 04:55:13,460
Coming out...

6478
04:55:13,460 --> 04:55:14,220
And all that sort of stuff.

6479
04:55:14,280 --> 04:55:15,580
I did want to see...

6480
04:55:15,580 --> 04:55:16,340
What that looked like.

6481
04:55:16,420 --> 04:55:17,300
Whether they had like...

6482
04:55:17,300 --> 04:55:18,160
Screenshots...

6483
04:55:18,760 --> 04:55:20,100
Or reviews...

6484
04:55:20,100 --> 04:55:20,960
Or any of that sort of stuff.

6485
04:55:22,780 --> 04:55:23,840
But I'm not sure...

6486
04:55:23,840 --> 04:55:24,340
They're still...

6487
04:55:24,340 --> 04:55:25,180
Are they still going?

6488
04:55:25,260 --> 04:55:25,880
Those magazines?

6489
04:55:27,780 --> 04:55:28,280
I mean...

6490
04:55:28,280 --> 04:55:29,120
It's hard to think...

6491
04:55:29,120 --> 04:55:30,560
People would be arse buying them...

6492
04:55:30,560 --> 04:55:31,660
When you can get everything...

6493
04:55:31,660 --> 04:55:33,060
And more on the internet now.

6494
04:55:33,140 --> 04:55:33,800
Everything's video.

6495
04:55:36,240 --> 04:55:37,560
The demos were good.

6496
04:55:38,260 --> 04:55:39,960
There was one that had...

6497
04:55:39,960 --> 04:55:41,040
Net Yorosey...

6498
04:55:41,040 --> 04:55:41,960
Which was homebrew...

6499
04:55:41,960 --> 04:55:43,720
PlayStation homebrew games on it.

6500
04:55:44,580 --> 04:55:45,880
And I enjoyed...

6501
04:55:45,880 --> 04:55:48,100
The simplicity of that stuff.

6502
04:55:50,160 --> 04:55:52,160
Some really dodgy looking games.

6503
04:55:57,160 --> 04:55:57,720
Yeah...

6504
04:55:57,720 --> 04:55:59,520
The screenshots of Metal Gear Solid...

6505
04:55:59,520 --> 04:56:01,440
When it was first...

6506
04:56:01,440 --> 04:56:02,360
Before it had come out...

6507
04:56:02,360 --> 04:56:03,680
That was very intriguing...

6508
04:56:03,680 --> 04:56:05,220
Because it really did look like...

6509
04:56:06,340 --> 04:56:06,700
You're like...

6510
04:56:06,700 --> 04:56:07,900
How the fuck is that a game?

6511
04:56:07,960 --> 04:56:08,180
You know?

6512
04:56:08,320 --> 04:56:09,680
I know it sounds stupid to say now...

6513
04:56:09,680 --> 04:56:10,520
Because you look at it...

6514
04:56:10,520 --> 04:56:10,900
And you're like...

6515
04:56:10,900 --> 04:56:11,680
It's the state of that man.

6516
04:56:11,720 --> 04:56:12,500
It's fucking rubbish.

6517
04:56:12,620 --> 04:56:13,100
But I mean...

6518
04:56:15,100 --> 04:56:16,200
A shot of a snake...

6519
04:56:16,200 --> 04:56:17,400
With his back against the wall...

6520
04:56:17,400 --> 04:56:18,400
And then you could see...

6521
04:56:18,400 --> 04:56:19,520
Uh...

6522
04:56:19,520 --> 04:56:20,800
Like a guard coming down.

6523
04:56:20,900 --> 04:56:22,300
It just looked very realistic.

6524
04:56:22,460 --> 04:56:22,640
You know?

6525
04:56:22,940 --> 04:56:24,300
I need to grab onto that ledge.

6526
04:56:24,360 --> 04:56:25,240
You know why I keep doing that?

6527
04:56:25,240 --> 04:56:28,800
Yeah...

6528
04:56:28,800 --> 04:56:28,800
Yeah...

6529
04:56:28,800 --> 04:56:30,800
MGS2 opening is...

6530
04:56:30,800 --> 04:56:45,740
It's great.

6531
04:56:45,840 --> 04:56:46,020
Like...

6532
04:56:46,020 --> 04:56:47,580
Even though the game fell short...

6533
04:56:48,580 --> 04:56:49,960
For me...

6534
04:56:49,960 --> 04:56:50,300
Anyway...

6535
04:56:50,300 --> 04:56:50,780
I mean...

6536
04:56:50,780 --> 04:56:52,460
I replayed it during the summer...

6537
04:56:52,460 --> 04:56:54,000
And it still holds up graphically.

6538
04:56:54,080 --> 04:56:54,720
It's fantastic.

6539
04:56:55,540 --> 04:56:56,640
But I just...

6540
04:56:56,640 --> 04:56:57,920
Thought the whole...

6541
04:56:57,920 --> 04:56:58,320
Fucking...

6542
04:56:58,320 --> 04:56:59,920
It took a big liberty there...

6543
04:56:59,920 --> 04:57:01,360
Taking out the main character.

6544
04:57:01,880 --> 04:57:02,200
Like...

6545
04:57:02,200 --> 04:57:03,000
What was he on?

6546
04:57:03,580 --> 04:57:04,580
And I don't really like...

6547
04:57:04,580 --> 04:57:06,480
Like any of the other stuff...

6548
04:57:06,480 --> 04:57:08,140
Kojima stuff...

6549
04:57:08,140 --> 04:57:08,960
That came afterwards.

6550
04:57:09,100 --> 04:57:09,320
You know?

6551
04:57:09,720 --> 04:57:10,040
I mean...

6552
04:57:10,040 --> 04:57:12,180
I tried Death Stranding for a bit...

6553
04:57:12,180 --> 04:57:13,620
But I mean...

6554
04:57:13,620 --> 04:57:14,340
I don't know.

6555
04:57:16,200 --> 04:57:17,000
But I mean...

6556
04:57:17,000 --> 04:57:17,640
It takes...

6557
04:57:17,640 --> 04:57:19,140
Sometimes art or...

6558
04:57:19,140 --> 04:57:21,140
Stuff like that is hard to get...

6559
04:57:21,140 --> 04:57:21,980
Straight away.

6560
04:57:22,140 --> 04:57:22,300
Like...

6561
04:57:22,300 --> 04:57:22,660
You know...

6562
04:57:22,660 --> 04:57:24,420
Maybe that's too far ahead of me...

6563
04:57:24,420 --> 04:57:24,920
And then I...

6564
04:57:24,920 --> 04:57:26,140
You won't really understand...

6565
04:57:26,820 --> 04:57:28,140
How good it is until...

6566
04:57:29,140 --> 04:57:30,320
Years later.

6567
04:57:30,320 --> 04:57:31,320
Oh...

6568
04:57:31,320 --> 04:57:42,880
What a fucking sweet jump.

6569
04:57:44,200 --> 04:57:45,180
Get a bit of guesswork.

6570
04:57:46,300 --> 04:57:46,920
And now...

6571
04:57:46,920 --> 04:57:49,000
And now I need to go back and...

6572
04:57:49,000 --> 04:57:50,080
Press the switch or something.

6573
04:57:50,200 --> 04:57:50,800
Oh, do I have a key?

6574
04:57:50,920 --> 04:57:51,100
No.

6575
04:57:52,960 --> 04:57:53,360
Nah.

6576
04:57:53,940 --> 04:57:54,540
Waste of time.

6577
04:57:54,540 --> 04:58:06,660
Uh...

6578
04:58:06,660 --> 04:58:08,000
What is...

6579
04:58:08,000 --> 04:58:09,220
Yeah, it's...

6580
04:58:09,220 --> 04:58:10,380
Downloads.

6581
04:58:10,680 --> 04:58:12,600
Call of Duty is...

6582
04:58:12,600 --> 04:58:12,980
Done.

6583
04:58:13,260 --> 04:58:14,400
And ready to install.

6584
04:58:17,740 --> 04:58:19,180
I think I'm gonna...

6585
04:58:19,180 --> 04:58:20,500
Leave this here.

6586
04:58:20,660 --> 04:58:20,940
I think...

6587
04:58:20,940 --> 04:58:21,740
Did I just save it there?

6588
04:58:21,740 --> 04:58:30,060
No.

6589
04:58:38,060 --> 04:58:39,480
Miss Lara Croft.

6590
04:58:41,000 --> 04:58:41,960
Well, it...

6591
04:58:41,960 --> 04:58:43,080
It kind of fucking...

6592
04:58:43,080 --> 04:58:44,220
Kept the wolf from the door.

6593
04:58:45,960 --> 04:58:47,480
I wasn't anticipating...

6594
04:58:47,480 --> 04:58:47,960
On playing that.

6595
04:58:48,460 --> 04:58:50,000
Kept the wolf from the door there...

6596
04:58:50,000 --> 04:58:51,360
While we were waiting for this.

6597
04:58:51,360 --> 04:59:00,540
Beautiful stuff.

6598
04:59:06,600 --> 04:59:06,920
Hello!

6599
04:59:08,580 --> 04:59:09,380
Are you getting on, Tom?

6600
04:59:09,420 --> 04:59:10,640
It's great to have you back...

6601
04:59:10,640 --> 04:59:11,300
In the fucking...

6602
04:59:11,300 --> 04:59:12,140
Centerfold.

6603
04:59:12,360 --> 04:59:13,000
Or manifold.

6604
04:59:13,320 --> 04:59:14,020
Wherever that is.

6605
04:59:14,060 --> 04:59:14,800
Not centerfold.

6606
04:59:14,880 --> 04:59:15,740
That's something you get...

6607
04:59:15,740 --> 04:59:16,400
In a magazine.

6608
04:59:17,340 --> 04:59:18,280
That you put on your wall...

6609
04:59:18,280 --> 04:59:19,000
Like a pin-up.

6610
04:59:20,940 --> 04:59:21,240
Hello!

6611
04:59:21,240 --> 04:59:21,440
Hello!

6612
04:59:22,880 --> 04:59:23,940
Like a pin-up.

6613
04:59:26,340 --> 04:59:26,860
Hello!

6614
04:59:29,160 --> 04:59:30,380
Who's this lad here?

6615
04:59:30,820 --> 04:59:31,960
Dune Part 2.

6616
04:59:32,140 --> 04:59:32,540
Another...

6617
04:59:33,660 --> 04:59:35,740
Scenario I don't really...

6618
04:59:35,740 --> 04:59:35,980
I don't really...

6619
04:59:35,980 --> 04:59:37,720
I have no idea about...

6620
04:59:37,720 --> 04:59:38,100
Dune.

6621
04:59:38,320 --> 04:59:38,980
Or Dune.

6622
04:59:40,740 --> 04:59:41,980
Where apparently...

6623
04:59:41,980 --> 04:59:42,960
It's all the rage now.

6624
04:59:43,040 --> 04:59:44,180
Everyone's into Dune.

6625
04:59:44,300 --> 04:59:45,120
They're doing this.

6626
04:59:45,180 --> 04:59:46,140
They're doing that.

6627
04:59:46,240 --> 04:59:47,500
What are you doing tonight?

6628
04:59:47,680 --> 04:59:49,160
Are you Dune in an up later?

6629
04:59:49,340 --> 04:59:50,440
Are you going Dune in...

6630
04:59:50,440 --> 04:59:52,020
What were you doing earlier on?

6631
04:59:52,060 --> 04:59:52,500
You could.

6632
04:59:52,820 --> 04:59:53,460
Sorry about that.

6633
04:59:53,940 --> 04:59:54,400
But I mean...

6634
04:59:54,400 --> 04:59:56,000
Everyone's going on about Dune.

6635
04:59:56,380 --> 04:59:58,560
And I don't know anything about it.

6636
04:59:58,680 --> 04:59:59,980
I don't know what they're doing.

6637
05:00:00,080 --> 05:00:01,240
I don't know what they're on about.

6638
05:00:01,240 --> 05:00:03,140
Is it good?

6639
05:00:03,340 --> 05:00:05,240
Is it too much sci-fi?

6640
05:00:05,340 --> 05:00:06,640
Is it sci-fi?

6641
05:00:06,880 --> 05:00:07,440
Is it...

6642
05:00:07,440 --> 05:00:08,340
Is it...

6643
05:00:08,340 --> 05:00:09,040
Is it...

6644
05:00:09,040 --> 05:00:10,540
I don't know.

6645
05:00:10,920 --> 05:00:11,760
I just don't know.

6646
05:00:13,840 --> 05:00:14,280
Is any...

6647
05:00:14,280 --> 05:00:15,440
Is anyone into Dune there?

6648
05:00:15,500 --> 05:00:16,340
Is anyone seen the...

6649
05:00:16,340 --> 05:00:17,540
Can anyone...

6650
05:00:17,540 --> 05:00:18,300
Sell me Dune?

6651
05:00:20,080 --> 05:00:21,260
I don't know what they're doing.

6652
05:00:30,760 --> 05:00:31,400
It's good.

6653
05:00:31,940 --> 05:00:32,580
Says David.

6654
05:00:34,500 --> 05:00:35,160
David Lynch.

6655
05:00:35,260 --> 05:00:36,680
Is this a David Lynch situation?

6656
05:00:36,820 --> 05:00:38,900
Is this...

6657
05:00:38,900 --> 05:00:43,060
Finish reading Angela's Ashes there.

6658
05:00:43,140 --> 05:00:43,540
Is it good?

6659
05:00:44,920 --> 05:00:46,980
I believe it ends with him on the boat.

6660
05:00:47,180 --> 05:00:48,120
And some fella says,

6661
05:00:48,200 --> 05:00:48,980
Ah, it looks mighty.

6662
05:00:49,100 --> 05:00:49,520
And then he goes,

6663
05:00:49,660 --> 05:00:49,860
Tiz.

6664
05:00:50,220 --> 05:00:52,380
And then the next book is just...

6665
05:00:52,380 --> 05:00:52,720
Tiz.

6666
05:00:52,720 --> 05:00:55,660
And then Jerry's book is called Tiz My Ass.

6667
05:00:57,540 --> 05:00:59,040
I thought it was called Tiznt.

6668
05:01:00,640 --> 05:01:01,720
I mean, I...

6669
05:01:03,180 --> 05:01:05,000
Got the two books there.

6670
05:01:05,100 --> 05:01:05,420
But anyway.

6671
05:01:07,400 --> 05:01:10,480
That Royale solo situation.

6672
05:01:10,480 --> 05:01:14,900
And it's a snipe house scenario, I think, for this.

6673
05:01:16,520 --> 05:01:21,580
We crank up the stream quality there from 5000 KBPS.

6674
05:01:21,580 --> 05:01:28,060
To a more liquid 10,000.

6675
05:01:28,060 --> 05:01:28,180
10,000.

6676
05:01:35,340 --> 05:01:39,140
Could go more, but I mean, I don't really think it matters much more after that.

6677
05:01:39,280 --> 05:01:39,900
You need to be...

6678
05:01:39,900 --> 05:01:41,860
You need to be going broadcasting in.

6679
05:01:43,440 --> 05:01:43,920
2K.

6680
05:01:44,640 --> 05:01:46,500
To be really noticing any...

6681
05:01:47,500 --> 05:01:48,780
Bigger difference there.

6682
05:01:50,340 --> 05:01:52,600
Have I got that right or have I got that wrong?

6683
05:01:53,240 --> 05:01:54,860
Brian says over 9,000.

6684
05:01:59,020 --> 05:02:03,840
Bear with me a second here now, because I had this situation going on where...

6685
05:02:03,840 --> 05:02:04,280
Have a look.

6686
05:02:05,740 --> 05:02:06,980
Send me there.

6687
05:02:10,480 --> 05:02:11,620
You're on my line there.

6688
05:02:12,700 --> 05:02:13,660
I know.

6689
05:02:13,840 --> 05:02:17,020
It's just a situation that I'm trying to...

6690
05:02:18,020 --> 05:02:20,680
Figure out.

6691
05:02:20,680 --> 05:02:20,680
Figure out.

6692
05:02:20,680 --> 05:02:21,680
Okay.

6693
05:02:21,680 --> 05:02:22,680
Okay.

6694
05:02:22,680 --> 05:02:52,660
Okay, excuse me.

6695
05:02:52,660 --> 05:02:56,940
XRK sniper is the one, says Dean O'Brien.

6696
05:02:57,780 --> 05:03:02,740
That's what I'm rocking at the moment with the AMRs, my side hatch side cart.

6697
05:03:03,120 --> 05:03:10,040
If it was a motorbike that I had, then the side hatch cart would ensconce the HRM9.

6698
05:03:10,460 --> 05:03:13,540
I thought it was an AMR, it's not a HRM.

6699
05:03:21,540 --> 05:03:24,460
That's what we're talking about. We want melons to be exploding.

6700
05:03:24,740 --> 05:03:28,540
That's all we want in this world.

6701
05:03:40,540 --> 05:03:50,100
I think that's loud enough.

6702
05:03:50,540 --> 05:03:52,600
Word came down, we are green to go.

6703
05:03:52,760 --> 05:03:54,840
We're green to go, Tom. We're green to go.

6704
05:03:55,840 --> 05:03:57,000
That's great stuff.

6705
05:03:58,000 --> 05:04:02,480
Yeah, it's great to see you there on the screen, looking into the screen.

6706
05:04:03,300 --> 05:04:06,420
And it seems so your shirt is a bit different there.

6707
05:04:06,420 --> 05:04:06,900
Let's roll.

6708
05:04:06,900 --> 05:04:08,120
If you had on, what you're talking about.

6709
05:04:09,560 --> 05:04:11,780
Maybe you can fix that in the interim, we'll see.

6710
05:04:12,220 --> 05:04:13,220
Battle Royale.

6711
05:04:14,220 --> 05:04:17,200
We will see indeed. We will see indeed.

6712
05:04:17,480 --> 05:04:19,320
It was made on a different day.

6713
05:04:19,500 --> 05:04:21,000
You see, that's the fucking thing.

6714
05:04:25,000 --> 05:04:27,760
Okay, let's, uh, we'll just go right to the end there.

6715
05:04:27,860 --> 05:04:30,060
Steed Martin, thanks very much for the tipus.

6716
05:04:31,340 --> 05:04:32,300
Tipus ripus.

6717
05:04:34,180 --> 05:04:35,000
Right, okay.

6718
05:04:35,360 --> 05:04:39,520
Right to the end, and then over here, get a secret cash box.

6719
05:04:41,060 --> 05:04:43,220
And then I wonder whether or not we're...

6720
05:04:43,220 --> 05:04:43,520
Oh yeah.

6721
05:04:44,000 --> 05:04:46,660
Right, there's 64 souls in the arena here.

6722
05:04:54,340 --> 05:04:56,200
It's obviously two different people.

6723
05:04:56,960 --> 05:04:58,800
Anybody with...

6724
05:04:58,800 --> 05:04:59,920
Eyeball...

6725
05:04:59,920 --> 05:05:02,340
Can see that.

6726
05:05:02,640 --> 05:05:04,060
That's what eyeballs were made for.

6727
05:05:04,060 --> 05:05:22,640
What's the story, uh, CMAC?

6728
05:05:22,760 --> 05:05:23,160
VPN.

6729
05:05:23,580 --> 05:05:26,060
Do people use VPNs to play Warzone?

6730
05:05:26,340 --> 05:05:28,420
Does it enhance the situation?

6731
05:05:29,160 --> 05:05:29,960
At all, or?

6732
05:05:30,660 --> 05:05:31,740
I would like to know.

6733
05:05:31,740 --> 05:05:38,500
I mean, I never ever get anything less than 43 ping.

6734
05:05:39,280 --> 05:05:40,760
Just doesn't happen like that.

6735
05:05:43,520 --> 05:05:45,480
It'd slow it down, I thought, yeah.

6736
05:05:45,480 --> 05:05:45,580
Yeah.

6737
05:05:56,060 --> 05:05:56,920
Xi Jinping.

6738
05:05:56,920 --> 05:06:07,240
Well, I wouldn't know anything about cheat controllers, because I'm using mouse and keyboard...

6739
05:06:07,240 --> 05:06:08,640
...board on a console.

6740
05:06:08,840 --> 05:06:10,480
It's a real arseways affair.

6741
05:06:11,140 --> 05:06:15,100
Which, anyone who probably knows there's onions is like, what's he at?

6742
05:06:15,480 --> 05:06:16,860
Doesn't know what he's fucking doing.

6743
05:06:17,400 --> 05:06:24,880
But I find it hard to go back to the controller after having the response of the keyboard.

6744
05:06:25,020 --> 05:06:26,600
The fast moving, the twitching, you know?

6745
05:06:30,920 --> 05:06:31,900
Get all this stuff.

6746
05:06:32,220 --> 05:06:32,740
A few goodies.

6747
05:06:32,740 --> 05:06:32,840
A few goodies.

6748
05:06:43,500 --> 05:06:44,860
Let's have a little look here.

6749
05:06:44,860 --> 05:06:46,860
Okay, so we could just read...

6750
05:06:46,860 --> 05:06:49,960
...the gaff a little bit longer.

6751
05:06:50,100 --> 05:06:50,860
There is no...

6752
05:06:51,660 --> 05:06:55,140
...need to fucking take off into the sky just yet.

6753
05:06:58,540 --> 05:07:02,400
Now, that's a waste, leaving that there, because I know there's nobody around, but I mean, fuck it.

6754
05:07:03,300 --> 05:07:03,760
An accident.

6755
05:07:05,840 --> 05:07:06,520
Accident wind.

6756
05:07:06,640 --> 05:07:07,300
Happen keeping it.

6757
05:07:07,720 --> 05:07:12,540
I won't bother with the sniper until I have my own special silent sniper loadout.

6758
05:07:21,060 --> 05:07:23,040
Keep that in the back pocket for later.

6759
05:07:23,180 --> 05:07:23,940
That's nice.

6760
05:07:26,200 --> 05:07:29,060
What are you thinking yourself, Tom Arse?

6761
05:07:30,940 --> 05:07:32,560
I think you're doing great, yeah?

6762
05:07:32,680 --> 05:07:33,300
I mean, it's...

6763
05:07:33,300 --> 05:07:33,620
It's...

6764
05:07:33,620 --> 05:07:34,760
It's a nice start.

6765
05:07:34,940 --> 05:07:36,440
You're running around the same place.

6766
05:07:36,800 --> 05:07:37,240
Uh...

6767
05:07:37,240 --> 05:07:38,540
You're stuck in the same place.

6768
05:07:38,580 --> 05:07:39,820
That's never a good idea.

6769
05:07:40,660 --> 05:07:43,280
You should probably move on to another part of the map.

6770
05:07:45,280 --> 05:07:46,940
Possibly this, uh...

6771
05:07:46,940 --> 05:07:47,800
House over here.

6772
05:07:49,140 --> 05:07:50,940
Or maybe back down there, actually.

6773
05:07:51,100 --> 05:07:51,800
That's a good idea.

6774
05:07:51,880 --> 05:07:54,280
I think that's a better idea, because you could...

6775
05:07:54,280 --> 05:07:57,280
...use the vice station once you've got your, uh...

6776
05:07:57,280 --> 05:07:59,200
...your cash in the attic, so to speak.

6777
05:07:59,200 --> 05:08:02,440
Indeed.

6778
05:08:02,880 --> 05:08:03,320
Indeed.

6779
05:08:08,940 --> 05:08:09,420
Fuck.

6780
05:08:15,880 --> 05:08:18,060
So that's 6,500.

6781
05:08:18,400 --> 05:08:19,200
We need another...

6782
05:08:21,880 --> 05:08:23,500
...thousand.

6783
05:08:26,080 --> 05:08:27,200
Or we could just...

6784
05:08:27,200 --> 05:08:29,180
...splurge that...

6785
05:08:29,180 --> 05:08:32,180
...on a UAV and head for the, uh...

6786
05:08:32,180 --> 05:08:35,960
...the loadout drop that has been so diligently given to us...

6787
05:08:35,960 --> 05:08:37,880
...by the gods of the warzone.

6788
05:08:39,300 --> 05:08:40,900
I mean, I'd love to, uh...

6789
05:08:40,900 --> 05:08:44,060
...see what this would be like in real life, you know?

6790
05:08:45,360 --> 05:08:49,140
...getting a load of fucking bad hombres on an island and then...

6791
05:08:49,140 --> 05:08:52,140
...watching it all unfold and...

6792
05:08:52,140 --> 05:08:54,640
...seeing the operators that...

6793
05:08:54,640 --> 05:08:56,560
...the guys who are running the shop.

6794
05:08:57,080 --> 05:08:58,100
I haven't even used...

6795
05:08:58,100 --> 05:08:59,600
...I didn't buy a UAV there, so...

6796
05:08:59,600 --> 05:09:02,080
...this could be dangerous.

6797
05:09:05,740 --> 05:09:06,880
...someone's already been here.

6798
05:09:06,880 --> 05:09:06,880
...

6799
05:09:06,880 --> 05:09:19,380
...someone was already there and I said I was gonna do the fucking thing and I didn't do it.

6800
05:09:19,880 --> 05:09:24,560
...and that's just the experience, isn't it, Tom?

6801
05:09:24,880 --> 05:09:26,660
...that is the experience.

6802
05:09:26,660 --> 05:09:31,660
...you should really have followed through on what you said you were gonna do, which was...

6803
05:09:31,660 --> 05:09:34,880
...going and buying a... a UAV.

6804
05:09:34,880 --> 05:09:37,420
...a UAV, you didn't do it, why didn't you do it?

6805
05:09:38,620 --> 05:09:43,160
Well, I was talking shite at the time, it didn't work out for me and now here we are...

6806
05:09:43,160 --> 05:09:43,820
...back in the...

6807
05:09:44,320 --> 05:09:47,060
...situation where we could end up getting kicked out.

6808
05:09:47,060 --> 05:10:14,260
Oh, just made it out of there.

6809
05:10:14,260 --> 05:10:20,260
I fucking peppered him with a few creamy nine millimeter Parabellums.

6810
05:10:20,260 --> 05:10:26,260
But he ate them up. He ate them for dinner, for lunch.

6811
05:10:26,260 --> 05:10:31,260
Well, it is lunchtime. It's half past past lunchtime. It's half past the two.

6812
05:10:31,260 --> 05:10:36,260
And you would expect him to have had some appetite worked up from the morning.

6813
05:10:36,260 --> 05:10:42,260
So he probably was eating those bullets. Unfortunate the way it panned out.

6814
05:10:42,260 --> 05:10:46,260
But that them is the breaks. And you're going to have to go again.

6815
05:10:46,260 --> 05:10:50,260
You're going to have to do something good and pull something out of the woodwork here.

6816
05:10:50,260 --> 05:10:54,260
Absolutely ludicrous display there.

6817
05:10:54,260 --> 05:11:00,260
That performance there was absolutely despicable. Get your ass back to the lobby and go again.

6818
05:11:00,260 --> 05:11:02,260
The old thing's up for grabs.

6819
05:11:02,260 --> 05:11:10,260
Thanks there to Alan Hansen for enhancing the stream with some words of wisdom there.

6820
05:11:10,260 --> 05:11:12,260
Very kind of you, Alan.

6821
05:11:12,260 --> 05:11:16,260
And hopefully more to come of him.

6822
05:11:16,260 --> 05:11:20,260
You know, in better times, you know, when hopefully after we've won.

6823
05:11:20,260 --> 05:11:22,260
Who do these people think they are?

6824
05:11:22,260 --> 05:11:24,260
Who do these people think they are?

6825
05:11:24,260 --> 05:11:26,260
Is right, Neil. Paulie Bob, thank you very much.

6826
05:11:26,260 --> 05:11:29,260
Greetings from sunny Sicily, says Paulie Bob.

6827
05:11:29,260 --> 05:11:35,260
Has Tommy ever been on his interreeling excursions?

6828
05:11:35,260 --> 05:11:37,260
Has he ever been on interreeling excursions?

6829
05:11:37,260 --> 05:11:38,260
Tom.

6830
05:11:38,260 --> 05:11:39,260
Hello.

6831
05:11:39,260 --> 05:11:41,260
Thanks very much for joining us.

6832
05:11:41,260 --> 05:11:43,260
Thanks very much for tipping there.

6833
05:11:43,260 --> 05:11:44,260
Have I been on interreeling?

6834
05:11:44,260 --> 05:11:45,260
I have not, no.

6835
05:11:45,260 --> 05:11:59,260
But it wasn't really the dumb thing when I was a young Buck Lake. You know, it was more holidays were flights of fancy for fancy men.

6836
05:11:59,260 --> 05:12:13,260
But it's only now in the autumn of my years that I've decided to, you know, step out of the comfort zone, so to speak, and sample the delights of foreign.

6837
05:12:13,260 --> 05:12:18,260
And going out foreign and seeing what they do there, how they do it.

6838
05:12:18,260 --> 05:12:24,260
And I'm hoping for more adventures in the future. That's definitely for sure.

6839
05:12:24,260 --> 05:12:31,260
But in terms of interreeling, not so sure now. Not so sure about that.

6840
05:12:31,260 --> 05:12:36,260
I doubt you'd even get a decent price or deal.

6841
05:12:36,260 --> 05:12:39,260
The likes of which you would have got.

6842
05:12:39,260 --> 05:12:44,260
Or the likes of which I got, should I say, over the summer in Germany.

6843
05:12:44,260 --> 05:12:54,260
In Germany, but I believe, I'm not, if I'm mistaken, I'm not sure that the trains in Spain are free.

6844
05:12:54,260 --> 05:12:58,260
Is that true? Or am I, am I talking shite?

6845
05:13:00,260 --> 05:13:02,260
Are you there, Francis?

6846
05:13:02,260 --> 05:13:05,260
Sorry, you're asking me. I wasn't, I wasn't sure at all.

6847
05:13:05,260 --> 05:13:08,260
Uh, I'm not sure. I did hear that.

6848
05:13:09,260 --> 05:13:16,260
I don't know if anybody else knows about that. If anyone, um, in the chat knows about that.

6849
05:13:18,260 --> 05:13:24,260
But I remember reading there that the trains in Spain were free for the year.

6850
05:13:24,260 --> 05:13:26,260
That could be bollocks, though.

6851
05:13:30,260 --> 05:13:33,260
The trains in Spain fall mainly on the plane.

6852
05:13:34,260 --> 05:13:38,260
This is another classic example of beautiful wordplay.

6853
05:13:38,260 --> 05:13:44,260
Gear up fast, we're about to get evil.

6854
05:13:46,260 --> 05:13:48,260
You best gear up fast.

6855
05:13:48,260 --> 05:13:51,260
Because as the man says there, we're about to get evil.

6856
05:13:52,260 --> 05:13:53,260
Evil Knievel.

6857
05:13:54,260 --> 05:13:56,260
Enemies are dropping into the area.

6858
05:13:56,260 --> 05:13:57,260
Watch the skies.

6859
05:14:07,260 --> 05:14:09,260
Once PG, how are ya?

6860
05:14:11,260 --> 05:14:12,260
Once PG.

6861
05:14:17,260 --> 05:14:18,260
Once PG.

6862
05:14:20,260 --> 05:14:21,260
Can you hear me?

6863
05:14:22,260 --> 05:14:23,260
I can hear you.

6864
05:14:24,260 --> 05:14:25,260
Do you want to be friends?

6865
05:14:26,260 --> 05:14:27,260
No?

6866
05:14:29,260 --> 05:14:31,260
Once PG, how are ya?

6867
05:14:31,260 --> 05:14:41,260
It's not happening.

6868
05:14:41,260 --> 05:15:01,260
Friendzone. Call of Duty friendzone. DCMC thank you very much for the tip there.

6869
05:15:01,260 --> 05:15:11,260
The old familiar shting of COD. Let's get into it though. I really just want to get into those final circle scenarios.

6870
05:15:13,260 --> 05:15:30,260
And I think it's about playing like a rat. As I've said before you know. It's not about going for these swashbuckling, high paced velocity games. It's about taking it nice. It's about getting the kills in yeah. But it's also about fucking planning and strategy.

6871
05:15:30,260 --> 05:15:42,260
Definitely. Definitely. Let's get this done. That's something we've always agreed on. Never disagreed on it.

6872
05:15:42,260 --> 05:15:54,260
Battle Royale. Be advised. Gas is closing in. Proceed to the safe zone. Gas drop is en route.

6873
05:15:54,260 --> 05:16:04,260
I know of a nice selection of goodies just out there but it could be a long way out too far for us to really...

6874
05:16:04,260 --> 05:16:14,260
To make it before the gas comes in. However I'll go anyway. I mean it's over a kilometer away.

6875
05:16:14,260 --> 05:16:24,260
You'd wonder how big the map is. Is it like three kilometers by three kilometers?

6876
05:16:24,260 --> 05:16:32,260
I'd say more than that. I'd say four or five kilometers by four or five. Or open the map you'll see.

6877
05:16:32,260 --> 05:16:42,260
Doesn't tell you in the scale or it does down here look. One inch to one inch. That's not gonna help me now.

6878
05:16:44,260 --> 05:16:46,260
You're on my line.

6879
05:16:46,260 --> 05:16:54,260
Yeah I should remember to switch back because it's obvious then that my face... My mouth isn't moving on the other fucking thing. But anyway.

6880
05:16:54,260 --> 05:16:56,260
I don't know what you're talking about.

6881
05:16:56,260 --> 05:17:08,260
It's grand. Yeah exactly. Jack and Kazuya have got it right. It's simply just some brand new ventriloquism I've been practicing.

6882
05:17:08,260 --> 05:17:25,260
I don't know if you heard the news but... Ventriloquism is making a big time comeback. It's not cringe. It's not crap or scary or bizarre. It's all the rage and everybody's doing it.

6883
05:17:25,260 --> 05:17:54,260
Even your granny. Loves to put a massive dummy on her lap and start going at it. Let's get the hell out of here.

6884
05:17:54,260 --> 05:18:07,260
That's the wrong way to go. We're actually... Gonna be too late to get to the big booster or are we? Otherwise known as the balloon. Otherwise known as the relaunch pad.

6885
05:18:07,260 --> 05:18:13,260
I have a gasser though. No I don't. There was no gasser in the fucking thing no?

6886
05:18:13,260 --> 05:18:32,260
I think you might have missed the gas mask. The gas machine. If you get yourself to a... a beautiful shop there to buy your stuff. Your wares.

6887
05:18:32,260 --> 05:18:44,400
us. Gardie are aware. Gardie have been notified and are monitoring the situation closely.

6888
05:18:44,400 --> 05:19:10,640
I doubt anyone made the long schlep out here to be with us. Though I'm feeling kind of safe.

6889
05:19:10,640 --> 05:19:40,620
Nice and safe. Take a shock stick. And that for the crack. I wonder whether or not to stay here or move. I think it could be beneficial to us to maybe take this car and I should have

6890
05:19:40,620 --> 05:19:47,620
kept the fucking trophy system for the car but there you go. Might be one in here.

6891
05:20:10,600 --> 05:20:21,680
I'll take that. I think we're in a very very safe position here. Let's get that snipe zone.

6892
05:20:26,480 --> 05:20:45,760
Just camp here for a moment or two. Get our bearings. Someone's already been through here so it's a strange one. We could be being scoped out here by a few scope talks.

6893
05:20:47,040 --> 05:20:55,480
Tupo, thank you very much. Let me give a shout out to my friend Owen. On Enish Owen. He loves the seals and crying to Enya.

6894
05:20:56,040 --> 05:21:22,040
Someone has been through here. It's a dangerous area. Let's just hover around. Get a contract. Get a UAV. Get something. Get back to the box here. I wonder whether or not there's a guy waiting for us though. You know? It's...

6895
05:21:22,040 --> 05:21:48,040
I didn't mean to do that. It's nice, uh... knowing you've managed to acquire a few key items and there's the bucko itself there. Make sure he doesn't...

6896
05:21:48,040 --> 05:21:56,220
Not enough though for us to sustain any long-lasting injuries.

6897
05:21:57,220 --> 05:21:59,120
And I wonder does he have the bollocks.

6898
05:21:59,440 --> 05:22:00,340
Uh-oh, he's got a car.

6899
05:22:09,500 --> 05:22:11,220
Oh, for fuck's sake.

6900
05:22:13,920 --> 05:22:15,240
He did well, didn't he?

6901
05:22:15,240 --> 05:22:18,840
He did very well.

6902
05:22:19,120 --> 05:22:19,960
He was Dutch.

6903
05:22:21,020 --> 05:22:23,100
And he also was waiting.

6904
05:22:23,240 --> 05:22:25,080
He was lying in wait for us.

6905
05:22:25,340 --> 05:22:28,520
So, I mean, not really what you could do about that.

6906
05:22:28,540 --> 05:22:36,280
When somebody has been an absolute fucking snake and waiting for you like that, it's very hard to counteract that sort of strategy.

6907
05:22:36,460 --> 05:22:37,360
That's just, you know.

6908
05:22:39,520 --> 05:22:40,700
That's just what you get.

6909
05:22:40,700 --> 05:22:48,460
Completely and utterly Dutch ovened there.

6910
05:22:49,020 --> 05:22:52,220
It says do, de, and dutched.

6911
05:22:53,500 --> 05:22:54,560
From Mike.

6912
05:22:56,480 --> 05:22:59,680
And look, that's what happens in the war zone.

6913
05:23:00,720 --> 05:23:02,240
That's not what you can do about it.

6914
05:23:02,540 --> 05:23:03,780
Get ready for a blast here.

6915
05:23:05,140 --> 05:23:07,640
Get ready to really shake shit up.

6916
05:23:07,640 --> 05:23:33,700
I know you can do better.

6917
05:23:33,880 --> 05:23:34,540
Go again.

6918
05:23:34,880 --> 05:23:35,940
He's letting us have another goal.

6919
05:23:35,940 --> 05:23:37,500
How would you get the other goal?

6920
05:23:37,700 --> 05:23:39,820
Is there something you pick up on the ground for this?

6921
05:23:39,940 --> 05:23:42,860
Because I can't remember ever acquiring anything.

6922
05:23:42,980 --> 05:23:45,040
Thank you very much, Vinegar Stroke, for the tip there.

6923
05:23:45,040 --> 05:24:01,160
*Glass

6924
05:24:01,160 --> 05:24:13,160
*Glass*

6925
05:24:13,160 --> 05:24:14,160
*Glass*

6926
05:24:14,160 --> 05:24:20,160
OY! YES! That's it, that's the job. That's the job, the C4 took care of him.

6927
05:24:20,160 --> 05:24:22,160
*Glass*

6928
05:24:22,160 --> 05:24:24,160
*Glass*

6929
05:24:24,160 --> 05:24:26,160
*Glass*

6930
05:24:26,160 --> 05:24:29,160
*Glass*

6931
05:24:29,160 --> 05:24:36,160
I'm not sure I see the initial stage of the match. You're back in a 2 minute. Where are you gonna land? That's the question.

6932
05:24:40,160 --> 05:24:41,160
*Glass*

6933
05:24:41,160 --> 05:24:46,160
We don't know, but I mean, somewhere nearby one of those fuckin' launch units.

6934
05:24:46,160 --> 05:24:49,160
*Glass*

6935
05:24:49,160 --> 05:24:50,160
Wouldn't be too bad.

6936
05:24:50,160 --> 05:24:52,160
*Glass*

6937
05:24:52,160 --> 05:24:53,160
*Glass*

6938
05:24:53,160 --> 05:24:57,160
*Glass*

6939
05:24:57,160 --> 05:24:59,920
where the Tomb Raider stream go.

6940
05:24:59,980 --> 05:25:01,580
The Tomb Raider had to take a backseat

6941
05:25:01,580 --> 05:25:04,540
because it was only an intermediary solution

6942
05:25:04,540 --> 05:25:07,600
while the update for Call of Duty happened.

6943
05:25:07,760 --> 05:25:12,480
Don't forget, the whole situation was meant to be a spycraft extravaganza.

6944
05:25:12,660 --> 05:25:13,560
Oh, for fuck's sake.

6945
05:25:14,160 --> 05:25:17,020
Someone's got a nice shot on there.

6946
05:25:17,960 --> 05:25:20,800
It was meant to be pure and utter fucking scutter.

6947
05:25:21,640 --> 05:25:25,460
Skynet or spycraft, but it just crashed, or I got the sack.

6948
05:25:26,360 --> 05:25:28,140
The game got too real, basically,

6949
05:25:28,140 --> 05:25:35,340
and my incompetency was not rewarded, let's just say that.

6950
05:25:35,440 --> 05:25:37,460
It was the opposite of rewarded. It was punished.

6951
05:25:55,560 --> 05:25:56,160
Fucking hell.

6952
05:26:07,220 --> 05:26:08,980
Oh, he's gone in. He's gone in.

6953
05:26:10,920 --> 05:26:11,920
Oh, and he killed me.

6954
05:26:12,120 --> 05:26:13,660
Killed me while I was doing that.

6955
05:26:14,280 --> 05:26:15,560
And that would be something now.

6956
05:26:15,680 --> 05:26:16,760
You wouldn't want...

6957
05:26:16,760 --> 05:26:19,380
Imagine that was in Ukraine.

6958
05:26:19,620 --> 05:26:24,300
One of the lads doing the drone operations out there decides to get the drone out,

6959
05:26:24,500 --> 05:26:26,000
and then someone just came and killed him.

6960
05:26:28,160 --> 05:26:29,240
Fucking hell, huh?

6961
05:26:30,280 --> 05:26:31,400
What can you do, Tam?

6962
05:26:33,400 --> 05:26:35,360
There's not much you can do.

6963
05:26:35,440 --> 05:26:37,600
What does Alan have to say about this?

6964
05:26:38,980 --> 05:26:39,900
I'm not sure.

6965
05:26:40,140 --> 05:26:42,340
I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone,

6966
05:26:42,760 --> 05:26:45,320
but that performance there belongs in the fucking skip.

6967
05:26:45,860 --> 05:26:47,180
Regroup and go again.

6968
05:26:47,180 --> 05:26:48,680
The whole thing's up for grabs.

6969
05:26:49,680 --> 05:26:51,280
The whole thing's up for grabs.

6970
05:26:51,580 --> 05:26:56,280
I mean, it's not really that much of a bad situation to know that you can just go straight back in, you know?

6971
05:26:57,400 --> 05:26:58,200
Within reason.

6972
05:26:59,400 --> 05:27:03,780
You do have to wait a little bit of time for it to fucking come back to you.

6973
05:27:03,840 --> 05:27:05,380
But, I mean, that's that.

6974
05:27:05,460 --> 05:27:10,820
I suppose just a moment or two to be able to check what's going on in the world.

6975
05:27:12,400 --> 05:27:15,380
Or even maybe catch up with Neil himself,

6976
05:27:15,380 --> 05:27:23,440
who has been delivering some really strong polemics there over the last while.

6977
05:27:24,980 --> 05:27:27,060
I haven't really been checking in.

6978
05:27:27,100 --> 05:27:33,020
I kind of fell out of the Oliver sphere probably around mid-February.

6979
05:27:33,740 --> 05:27:35,920
I'd say, actually, I'd say at the end of January.

6980
05:27:36,120 --> 05:27:36,860
Stopped bothering.

6981
05:27:38,920 --> 05:27:40,960
Second of March, the last show.

6982
05:27:41,020 --> 05:27:45,340
Let's have a look and see what he was doing, what he was, what he was seeing.

6983
05:27:47,300 --> 05:27:48,580
Deflect and distract.

6984
05:27:50,780 --> 05:27:51,900
And Montecito.

6985
05:27:55,700 --> 05:27:56,100
Window.

6986
05:27:56,520 --> 05:27:57,860
Window to the soul.

6987
05:28:07,940 --> 05:28:09,780
Neil Oliver live.

6988
05:28:13,740 --> 05:28:14,820
Establishment puppies.

6989
05:28:15,680 --> 05:28:16,880
Or establishment puppets.

6990
05:28:16,880 --> 05:28:17,800
Use this time for some target bricks.

6991
05:28:18,520 --> 05:28:19,660
Real things coming soon.

6992
05:28:21,620 --> 05:28:23,380
Let's take graves off there.

6993
05:28:23,380 --> 05:28:29,680
And get a lot of this guy.

6994
05:28:36,720 --> 05:28:37,040
Application.

6995
05:28:37,960 --> 05:28:39,100
Audio capture.

6996
05:28:39,100 --> 05:28:58,880
We've only got six seconds.

6997
05:28:59,200 --> 05:29:01,260
We can only see his face.

6998
05:29:02,000 --> 05:29:02,720
I'm afraid.

6999
05:29:02,820 --> 05:29:04,520
Because we have to go back to the war zone.

7000
05:29:04,620 --> 05:29:06,400
It's a shame about that.

7001
05:29:06,480 --> 05:29:07,700
But we'll get into that.

7002
05:29:08,180 --> 05:29:09,900
As and when we can you know.

7003
05:29:10,860 --> 05:29:11,960
Sorry about that now.

7004
05:29:12,020 --> 05:29:13,540
To any Neil heads out there.

7005
05:29:13,620 --> 05:29:15,320
That we're hoping to really get.

7006
05:29:15,920 --> 05:29:18,040
Deep into the establishment puppets.

7007
05:29:19,340 --> 05:29:21,060
Not going to happen right yet.

7008
05:29:21,060 --> 05:29:22,540
I'm afraid we're going right back.

7009
05:29:22,540 --> 05:29:24,320
Into this war zone Clark lad.

7010
05:29:24,400 --> 05:29:25,240
Thank you very much.

7011
05:29:26,020 --> 05:29:26,940
For the tip you say.

7012
05:29:27,660 --> 05:29:28,960
Delighted to see you back.

7013
05:29:29,020 --> 05:29:30,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

7014
05:29:30,480 --> 05:29:31,720
It's very very kindy.

7015
05:29:31,780 --> 05:29:33,060
I hope you and Tom are doing well.

7016
05:29:33,060 --> 05:29:34,400
You say that's great stuff Tom.

7017
05:29:36,260 --> 05:29:37,440
It would be great now.

7018
05:29:37,440 --> 05:29:38,440
To be able to honor.

7019
05:29:38,440 --> 05:29:39,320
The tip.

7020
05:29:39,600 --> 05:29:41,400
Kind hearted tip there of Clark lad.

7021
05:29:42,100 --> 05:29:43,180
By delivering.

7022
05:29:43,180 --> 05:29:44,620
A sumptuous.

7023
05:29:45,260 --> 05:29:46,400
Veritable feast.

7024
05:29:46,760 --> 05:29:47,720
Of gunplay.

7025
05:29:48,420 --> 05:29:48,820
Movement.

7026
05:29:50,720 --> 05:29:52,280
And just fast.

7027
05:29:52,440 --> 05:29:52,740
Hot.

7028
05:29:53,000 --> 05:29:53,340
Deep.

7029
05:29:54,940 --> 05:29:55,660
War zone action.

7030
05:29:57,700 --> 05:29:58,300
Indeed.

7031
05:29:58,580 --> 05:30:01,540
It's definitely something we've been wanting to deliver.

7032
05:30:01,760 --> 05:30:02,680
For quite some time.

7033
05:30:03,280 --> 05:30:05,280
I'm not sure we need to put the audio on there yet.

7034
05:30:08,760 --> 05:30:11,380
It's all happening right here right now.

7035
05:30:11,480 --> 05:30:12,160
Can we deliver?

7036
05:30:13,820 --> 05:30:16,280
Going right out to pasture again.

7037
05:30:16,680 --> 05:30:21,820
In order to get the sneaky gas mask combination pack.

7038
05:30:23,700 --> 05:30:25,680
Not even looking to see if anyone's with me.

7039
05:30:26,100 --> 05:30:26,900
Which is folly.

7040
05:30:27,680 --> 05:30:28,980
St. Francis's folly.

7041
05:30:32,460 --> 05:30:35,220
And there's a fucking deployable upgrade station.

7042
05:30:35,500 --> 05:30:36,180
Or whatever it's called.

7043
05:30:36,260 --> 05:30:38,180
That's a great scenario to have in the bank.

7044
05:30:49,880 --> 05:30:52,380
Great light hearted bands.

7045
05:30:52,520 --> 05:30:53,840
They don't really even make sense.

7046
05:30:53,940 --> 05:30:55,080
But they're just nice to have.

7047
05:30:55,160 --> 05:30:56,920
As a little side hatch issue.

7048
05:30:57,060 --> 05:30:58,660
To the main proceeding.

7049
05:30:59,020 --> 05:30:59,100
So.

7050
05:31:00,180 --> 05:31:01,880
That's exactly what I aim to deliver.

7051
05:31:02,300 --> 05:31:03,260
And deliver it with.

7052
05:31:03,680 --> 05:31:04,240
The utmost.

7053
05:31:06,880 --> 05:31:07,280
Empathy.

7054
05:31:07,780 --> 05:31:08,060
And.

7055
05:31:10,680 --> 05:31:11,240
There it is.

7056
05:31:12,700 --> 05:31:14,200
Didn't get the end of that there.

7057
05:31:14,280 --> 05:31:16,440
Sounded like you had a little bit of a fucking brain fart.

7058
05:31:16,820 --> 05:31:17,680
And maybe.

7059
05:31:18,360 --> 05:31:20,920
You ended up down a kind of conversational cul-de-sac.

7060
05:31:21,040 --> 05:31:21,240
Was it?

7061
05:31:24,780 --> 05:31:25,420
Great stuff.

7062
05:31:25,780 --> 05:31:27,340
Let's move at pace now.

7063
05:31:27,440 --> 05:31:28,580
Over to the petrol station.

7064
05:31:28,580 --> 05:31:29,220
Over here.

7065
05:31:29,360 --> 05:31:32,260
We understand that there is a buy house.

7066
05:31:32,320 --> 05:31:32,820
A shop.

7067
05:31:33,040 --> 05:31:33,580
If you will.

7068
05:31:34,320 --> 05:31:34,720
I'm just gonna.

7069
05:31:35,220 --> 05:31:36,520
Crack open a few tills.

7070
05:31:37,640 --> 05:31:38,820
Steal a bit of cash.

7071
05:31:39,420 --> 05:31:40,280
Get the load out.

7072
05:31:40,420 --> 05:31:41,020
Go for a swim.

7073
05:31:41,020 --> 05:31:41,080
Go for a swim.

7074
05:31:41,080 --> 05:31:49,220
Rob the tills.

7075
05:31:51,800 --> 05:31:52,740
Rob the tills.

7076
05:31:52,900 --> 05:31:53,520
Rob the bank.

7077
05:31:54,360 --> 05:31:55,580
Get that vest on.

7078
05:31:56,060 --> 05:31:57,100
The old string vest.

7079
05:31:58,620 --> 05:31:59,540
Check this out.

7080
05:31:59,700 --> 05:32:00,440
Load out drop.

7081
05:32:00,700 --> 05:32:00,900
Yeah.

7082
05:32:01,840 --> 05:32:02,620
Into the back.

7083
05:32:03,160 --> 05:32:04,520
And this jalopy out the front.

7084
05:32:04,600 --> 05:32:05,380
The petrol station.

7085
05:32:05,500 --> 05:32:06,720
No need to fill her up.

7086
05:32:06,940 --> 05:32:08,400
Straight into the mixing unit.

7087
05:32:09,040 --> 05:32:09,920
There we go.

7088
05:32:10,280 --> 05:32:11,680
We can hear gunshots.

7089
05:32:11,820 --> 05:32:13,320
Gunplay going on over here.

7090
05:32:14,320 --> 05:32:15,740
We have a few gunboys.

7091
05:32:15,900 --> 05:32:16,860
Wurzel gunage.

7092
05:32:17,780 --> 05:32:21,340
But we won't go head first into that malaise.

7093
05:32:21,440 --> 05:32:22,560
What we'll do is just.

7094
05:32:24,140 --> 05:32:27,500
Find a nice little unit in here to hunker down in.

7095
05:32:27,680 --> 05:32:29,300
Although there could be someone in here.

7096
05:32:30,460 --> 05:32:31,620
Keep the ears open.

7097
05:32:31,700 --> 05:32:36,600
Eyes wide shot.

7098
05:32:40,980 --> 05:32:41,460
Copy.

7099
05:32:41,600 --> 05:32:42,800
Phoenix 2-3 on approach.

7100
05:32:43,160 --> 05:32:43,820
Strike inbound.

7101
05:32:50,480 --> 05:32:51,120
Team back.

7102
05:32:51,120 --> 05:32:51,680
No control.

7103
05:32:54,560 --> 05:32:56,040
Eyes wide fucked.

7104
05:32:56,420 --> 05:32:57,220
Nobody there.

7105
05:32:57,600 --> 05:32:58,240
What about this?

7106
05:32:58,240 --> 05:33:02,520
I can hear someone.

7107
05:33:22,520 --> 05:33:23,300
Get that gun.

7108
05:33:23,300 --> 05:33:24,300
We've got to load out drop inbound.

7109
05:33:24,300 --> 05:33:29,260
Chuck you down there.

7110
05:33:31,420 --> 05:33:32,260
Chuck a a woman.

7111
05:33:36,620 --> 05:33:37,320
Snipes on.

7112
05:33:39,500 --> 05:33:40,700
We're back in this.

7113
05:33:41,820 --> 05:33:43,760
Paccox MEP sends his regards.

7114
05:33:45,500 --> 05:33:48,180
And I can hear a bit of fireage going on somewhere else.

7115
05:33:48,680 --> 05:33:49,100
Have a look.

7116
05:33:49,240 --> 05:33:49,640
Over there.

7117
05:33:49,640 --> 05:33:51,200
Friendly load out drops on the way.

7118
05:33:51,540 --> 05:33:52,620
How is there a friendly load out?

7119
05:33:52,620 --> 05:33:52,860
Oh yeah.

7120
05:33:55,600 --> 05:33:56,600
Keep the eye open.

7121
05:33:58,200 --> 05:33:59,720
Let's keep the eye open yeah.

7122
05:34:02,060 --> 05:34:03,580
You got gas inbound.

7123
05:34:03,800 --> 05:34:04,820
Safe zone relocated.

7124
05:34:10,620 --> 05:34:14,440
I think it's a real find a UAV scenario.

7125
05:34:14,580 --> 05:34:15,540
Like what we did before.

7126
05:34:15,660 --> 05:34:16,860
But just not dying.

7127
05:34:20,740 --> 05:34:22,020
That would be the main thing now.

7128
05:34:22,100 --> 05:34:22,520
Not dying.

7129
05:34:22,940 --> 05:34:26,040
We could maybe focus your attention on that.

7130
05:34:29,260 --> 05:34:31,440
That probably would stand to you.

7131
05:34:34,440 --> 05:34:35,280
Stand house.

7132
05:34:35,580 --> 05:34:36,680
Neil before Neil.

7133
05:34:36,800 --> 05:34:38,220
Thank you very much for the tip there.

7134
05:34:38,220 --> 05:34:41,200
Thanks for coming back.

7135
05:34:41,340 --> 05:34:43,160
You and Tom were sorely missed.

7136
05:34:43,240 --> 05:34:45,600
Thank you very much for that sentiment there.

7137
05:34:45,840 --> 05:34:46,880
And hopefully one of the people.

7138
05:34:47,700 --> 05:34:48,420
Fucking hell.

7139
05:34:50,040 --> 05:34:50,360
Move.

7140
05:34:50,480 --> 05:34:50,700
Move.

7141
05:34:50,820 --> 05:34:51,060
Move.

7142
05:34:51,180 --> 05:34:51,380
Move.

7143
05:34:51,500 --> 05:34:51,760
Move.

7144
05:34:51,760 --> 05:34:51,820
Move.

7145
05:35:02,300 --> 05:35:02,700
Yes.

7146
05:35:02,700 --> 05:35:02,700
Yes.

7147
05:35:02,700 --> 05:35:03,260
It's inbound.

7148
05:35:03,800 --> 05:35:05,420
Fucking let's just leave him alone.

7149
05:35:05,620 --> 05:35:05,820
He's.

7150
05:35:05,900 --> 05:35:06,160
He's.

7151
05:35:07,860 --> 05:35:09,060
Let's just leave him there.

7152
05:35:09,460 --> 05:35:10,760
He doesn't deserve our attention.

7153
05:35:11,020 --> 05:35:11,180
Our.

7154
05:35:11,180 --> 05:35:12,060
Our attention.

7155
05:35:12,300 --> 05:35:13,280
Dropping into the AO.

7156
05:35:13,640 --> 05:35:13,940
Fuck.

7157
05:35:15,320 --> 05:35:17,300
Enemy's dropping in and I've got no plates.

7158
05:35:20,320 --> 05:35:22,520
My car is on fucking fire man.

7159
05:35:26,980 --> 05:35:28,980
The joke machine.

7160
05:35:29,840 --> 05:35:35,760
Came out of nowhere. Came out of nowhere. Can you put plates on your back when you're underwater? You can.

7161
05:35:46,780 --> 05:35:48,780
Fuck.

7162
05:35:48,780 --> 05:36:12,580
I would love for him to show his face.

7163
05:36:12,580 --> 05:36:14,580
Fuck.

7164
05:36:22,740 --> 05:36:24,820
That's you cracked, you fucking joker.

7165
05:36:25,980 --> 05:36:26,240
Eh?

7166
05:36:27,020 --> 05:36:29,220
You didn't think I had it in me to crack you?

7167
05:36:30,680 --> 05:36:33,980
I'll be finishing the job now. Very soon. If you let me.

7168
05:36:35,020 --> 05:36:35,940
You don't want to let me.

7169
05:36:37,540 --> 05:36:38,760
You don't want to let me.

7170
05:36:38,760 --> 05:36:38,860
Okay.

7171
05:36:44,920 --> 05:36:46,780
I'm getting out of here. He's good.

7172
05:36:50,700 --> 05:36:52,640
Fucking hell. When's it over?

7173
05:36:53,720 --> 05:36:54,700
When does it end?

7174
05:36:55,540 --> 05:36:56,460
Being chased.

7175
05:36:57,060 --> 05:37:00,180
I don't like it. It's not nice. It's not an enjoyable scenario.

7176
05:37:00,320 --> 05:37:01,800
But I do like surviving.

7177
05:37:01,800 --> 05:37:11,800
Get yourself to a safe place and go to sleep for a minute or two. That's what I'd do.

7178
05:37:14,580 --> 05:37:16,460
There's really not much I can...

7179
05:37:16,460 --> 05:37:21,540
I can say other than I hope that I do manage to be able to make that play.

7180
05:37:22,320 --> 05:37:24,940
Right now we're in the middle of a fucking thicket.

7181
05:37:29,940 --> 05:37:31,760
Hope he doesn't have radar or anything.

7182
05:37:33,300 --> 05:37:34,960
Tell you what. Smoke grenades.

7183
05:37:35,920 --> 05:37:36,820
That's a revelation.

7184
05:37:37,620 --> 05:37:40,240
I never used to play ball with them.

7185
05:37:40,320 --> 05:37:40,480
But it's...

7186
05:37:40,480 --> 05:37:43,020
I'm playing ball with the smoke every day now.

7187
05:37:43,020 --> 05:37:48,480
Or any time I'm in the zone.

7188
05:37:49,700 --> 05:37:50,900
It's a smoke house.

7189
05:37:55,600 --> 05:38:00,500
I think there's a bit of a buzz off of just surviving, you know?

7190
05:38:00,500 --> 05:38:04,580
This is it. They're saying it's like the old...

7191
05:38:04,580 --> 05:38:07,060
They're saying the internet and the doge roll.

7192
05:38:07,180 --> 05:38:09,120
It's addictive. You can get addicted to...

7193
05:38:09,120 --> 05:38:09,700
To pain.

7194
05:38:10,700 --> 05:38:13,140
And I suppose very spicy hot foods as well.

7195
05:38:14,040 --> 05:38:16,420
You can become addicted to eating that stuff.

7196
05:38:17,520 --> 05:38:18,500
Even though on first...

7197
05:38:19,640 --> 05:38:20,500
Trial, it's...

7198
05:38:20,500 --> 05:38:21,200
It's not nice.

7199
05:38:22,720 --> 05:38:24,560
The pleasure-pain paradox.

7200
05:38:24,660 --> 05:38:25,880
It's the pleasure-pain theory.

7201
05:38:25,880 --> 05:38:34,220
I was proud of the...

7202
05:38:34,220 --> 05:38:36,040
Of the way I managed to...

7203
05:38:36,040 --> 05:38:38,160
Show him that I had something...

7204
05:38:38,160 --> 05:38:39,480
To give, you know?

7205
05:38:39,600 --> 05:38:40,340
Proud of that.

7206
05:38:40,480 --> 05:38:41,760
He wasn't expecting that...

7207
05:38:41,760 --> 05:38:42,880
That cracked arse.

7208
05:38:42,880 --> 05:38:43,520
Closing in.

7209
05:38:46,080 --> 05:38:46,600
That's it.

7210
05:38:46,700 --> 05:38:47,860
Put the shites up.

7211
05:38:48,540 --> 05:38:49,480
That's the main thing.

7212
05:38:49,720 --> 05:38:50,000
You...

7213
05:38:50,000 --> 05:38:52,640
You definitely gave him what for.

7214
05:38:54,420 --> 05:38:55,740
Told him to get the fuck.

7215
05:38:58,820 --> 05:39:00,120
That's exactly what you need to do.

7216
05:39:00,180 --> 05:39:01,160
You can't show any mercy.

7217
05:39:01,160 --> 05:39:02,360
Because they'll pounce.

7218
05:39:02,660 --> 05:39:03,540
They'll pounce on that.

7219
05:39:09,300 --> 05:39:10,260
That's someone, is it?

7220
05:39:10,320 --> 05:39:10,420
No.

7221
05:39:10,420 --> 05:39:23,040
Fire sales done.

7222
05:39:23,140 --> 05:39:24,200
Prices are back to normal.

7223
05:39:37,040 --> 05:39:37,440
Oh.

7224
05:39:37,620 --> 05:39:39,540
So I hope we need to go outside the wall here.

7225
05:39:39,620 --> 05:39:40,360
Maybe we'll go there.

7226
05:39:40,360 --> 05:39:43,040
He's gone into the house.

7227
05:39:43,220 --> 05:39:44,380
Gone into the little cabin.

7228
05:39:47,720 --> 05:39:49,960
Someone's just cracked open a fucking...

7229
05:39:49,960 --> 05:39:51,220
Six-pack down there.

7230
05:39:51,360 --> 05:39:52,320
Six-pack of pain.

7231
05:40:00,880 --> 05:40:02,740
Take his little pain drone down.

7232
05:40:04,620 --> 05:40:05,540
What's this now?

7233
05:40:05,620 --> 05:40:06,160
Who's this?

7234
05:40:06,780 --> 05:40:09,520
Someone is joining the party over here as we speak.

7235
05:40:09,520 --> 05:40:31,340
Bad, bad strategizing here.

7236
05:40:31,420 --> 05:40:33,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7237
05:40:33,540 --> 05:40:34,540
Might even be too late.

7238
05:40:34,540 --> 05:40:34,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7239
05:40:34,540 --> 05:40:34,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7240
05:40:34,540 --> 05:40:34,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7241
05:40:34,540 --> 05:40:35,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7242
05:40:35,540 --> 05:40:36,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7243
05:40:36,540 --> 05:40:37,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7244
05:40:37,540 --> 05:40:38,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7245
05:40:38,540 --> 05:40:39,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7246
05:40:39,540 --> 05:40:40,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7247
05:40:40,540 --> 05:40:41,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7248
05:40:41,540 --> 05:40:42,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7249
05:40:42,540 --> 05:40:43,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7250
05:40:43,540 --> 05:40:44,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7251
05:40:44,540 --> 05:40:45,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7252
05:40:45,540 --> 05:40:46,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7253
05:40:46,540 --> 05:40:47,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7254
05:40:47,540 --> 05:40:48,540
I need to make it to one of these.

7255
05:40:48,540 --> 05:40:49,540
Might even be too late.

7256
05:40:49,540 --> 05:40:55,540
By the time I get up there.

7257
05:40:55,540 --> 05:40:59,540
And we know there's bad cunts over there as well.

7258
05:40:59,540 --> 05:41:04,540
It's not the really sub-optimal strategy here.

7259
05:41:04,540 --> 05:41:07,540
We know we're gonna get sniped by someone down below us.

7260
05:41:07,540 --> 05:41:08,540
Or are we?

7261
05:41:08,540 --> 05:41:09,540
Have they got what it takes?

7262
05:41:09,540 --> 05:41:10,540
No they haven't.

7263
05:41:10,540 --> 05:41:12,540
We live to fight another day.

7264
05:41:12,540 --> 05:41:15,540
Although there's a guy looking at us right now.

7265
05:41:15,540 --> 05:41:17,540
Down to this house here.

7266
05:41:17,540 --> 05:41:19,540
One of my faves.

7267
05:41:19,540 --> 05:41:21,540
If I can get some claymores.

7268
05:41:21,540 --> 05:41:26,540
We're gonna play like speed demons on the staircase.

7269
05:41:33,540 --> 05:41:35,540
We need a few claymores.

7270
05:41:35,540 --> 05:41:47,540
Probably the best course of action really at the moment.

7271
05:41:47,540 --> 05:41:48,540
Just your wits about you.

7272
05:41:48,540 --> 05:41:51,540
Swamp out those grenades for a few claymores.

7273
05:41:51,540 --> 05:41:53,540
Or a couple of bouts in bed is.

7274
05:41:53,540 --> 05:41:54,540
If you can find them.

7275
05:41:54,540 --> 05:41:58,540
It might even be worth changing the loadout for future games.

7276
05:41:58,540 --> 05:42:00,540
But it's nice to have those grenades at hand.

7277
05:42:00,540 --> 05:42:01,540
Tids Tom.

7278
05:42:01,540 --> 05:42:04,540
It's a real, real sweet deal when you've got those grenades.

7279
05:42:04,540 --> 05:42:06,540
But when it comes to the crunch.

7280
05:42:06,540 --> 05:42:07,540
Solos.

7281
05:42:07,540 --> 05:42:10,540
You're dealing with having to booby trap a building.

7282
05:42:10,540 --> 05:42:11,540
And stay alive.

7283
05:42:11,540 --> 05:42:13,540
Gas is moving.

7284
05:42:13,540 --> 05:42:15,540
That's when these little bad boys come in handy.

7285
05:42:19,540 --> 05:42:20,540
Now.

7286
05:42:22,540 --> 05:42:25,540
This is a real target for Landini's.

7287
05:42:25,540 --> 05:42:26,540
People landing in.

7288
05:42:26,540 --> 05:42:27,540
So.

7289
05:42:27,540 --> 05:42:30,540
We just maybe fucking keep that there.

7290
05:42:32,540 --> 05:42:36,540
And then we've got another one recharging in our resupply pack.

7291
05:42:36,540 --> 05:42:38,540
Which should come in handy in a moment.

7292
05:42:38,540 --> 05:42:40,540
We can booby trap the top door here.

7293
05:42:41,540 --> 05:42:44,540
And then we've got this lovely little unit over here.

7294
05:42:44,540 --> 05:42:46,540
To help us launch into the sky.

7295
05:42:46,540 --> 05:42:48,540
As and when we need.

7296
05:42:49,540 --> 05:42:50,540
We can even.

7297
05:42:50,540 --> 05:42:51,540
Camp this.

7298
05:42:51,540 --> 05:42:52,540
And fucking.

7299
05:42:52,540 --> 05:42:53,540
Take out any.

7300
05:42:53,540 --> 05:42:54,540
Lad.

7301
05:42:54,540 --> 05:42:55,540
Or lady.

7302
05:42:55,540 --> 05:42:56,540
Or whatever.

7303
05:42:56,540 --> 05:42:56,540
Wants to try and use that.

7304
05:42:56,540 --> 05:42:57,540
And someone.

7305
05:42:57,540 --> 05:42:58,540
We've got company.

7306
05:42:58,540 --> 05:42:59,540
Let's draw them over here.

7307
05:42:59,540 --> 05:43:00,540
Hopefully they're not on top of the building here.

7308
05:43:00,540 --> 05:43:01,540
Okay.

7309
05:43:01,540 --> 05:43:02,540
We've got company.

7310
05:43:02,540 --> 05:43:19,540
Let's draw them over here. Hopefully they're not on top of the building here. Okay, we've got company. What about that? Two man group.

7311
05:43:26,540 --> 05:43:46,520
Got an itchy ear. I'm putting my finger in my ear. It's bad, you know. It's not meant to do this, but I mean, I'm doing it. And the itch is so far down the ear canal, you can't even get to it. But thank God I didn't get killed whilst doing that.

7312
05:43:55,540 --> 05:44:16,080
Someone's in here. Make a bit of noise. Oh, fuck. He's coming. He's going to follow me. That's it, man. You come with me. Yeah. Come with me. P. Diddy. The music for Godzilla.

7313
05:44:19,540 --> 05:44:38,320
Where is he like? What's he doing? He could be wise to the tricks, you see. I'd love to see him try. What about this?

7314
05:44:42,540 --> 05:45:01,700
Uh-oh. Now he's coming. He heard the door go. Hopefully that the shots weren't coming from around the town.

7315
05:45:05,800 --> 05:45:06,940
He's got the mic on.

7316
05:45:07,600 --> 05:45:08,480
Losing ground.

7317
05:45:08,480 --> 05:45:09,740
Aw, someone shoot me while I'm-

7318
05:45:09,740 --> 05:45:10,600
Alright, no.

7319
05:45:10,840 --> 05:45:11,740
25 remain.

7320
05:45:11,880 --> 05:45:13,320
This is the perfect plan.

7321
05:45:13,500 --> 05:45:16,260
Barrier ain't fatal. It's just an opportunity to do better.

7322
05:45:18,020 --> 05:45:24,040
It's exactly what you didn't want to happen. And it did happen. An absolute disgrace.

7323
05:45:25,920 --> 05:45:26,440
But well done.

7324
05:45:28,480 --> 05:45:31,380
That has to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen.

7325
05:45:31,860 --> 05:45:32,820
Slopey defends.

7326
05:45:32,820 --> 05:45:36,420
I didn't like it. And I didn't want to see it again.

7327
05:45:36,580 --> 05:45:37,760
The old thing's up for grabs.

7328
05:45:39,040 --> 05:45:40,840
Oh, for fuck's sake.

7329
05:45:41,840 --> 05:45:45,080
Look, I mean, there was nothing wrong there with the strategy.

7330
05:45:45,400 --> 05:45:47,580
It went well, as far as I can see.

7331
05:45:47,740 --> 05:45:50,480
It wasn't as if it was poor showmanship.

7332
05:45:50,920 --> 05:45:54,340
It did well to survive that first battle with the fella who was landing on us.

7333
05:45:57,540 --> 05:46:11,920
But as Alan Hansen put it there, it was such a woeful display and a serious lack of power and pace, which is going to be necessary for us to really compete with the big boys in the next game.

7334
05:46:13,380 --> 05:46:15,320
Is it rare to win one of these?

7335
05:46:15,320 --> 05:46:15,860
That's Ian.

7336
05:46:17,280 --> 05:46:18,900
Who are you asking, man?

7337
05:46:19,060 --> 05:46:25,320
I've only won once in the last year or maybe twice.

7338
05:46:28,360 --> 05:46:31,220
The win, it's like a hundred to one.

7339
05:46:34,160 --> 05:46:38,300
I'd say I played more than a hundred games without winning.

7340
05:46:39,700 --> 05:46:40,800
Since the last win.

7341
05:46:44,400 --> 05:46:45,680
Never stop believing.

7342
05:46:45,880 --> 05:46:47,520
Never stop stopping.

7343
05:46:48,080 --> 05:46:48,800
Says Barty.

7344
05:46:48,800 --> 05:46:53,220
I think, you know, it's just the whole solos thing.

7345
05:46:53,340 --> 05:47:00,220
It's you can be having a real mad one and tearing it up and then you get done out of nowhere.

7346
05:47:00,440 --> 05:47:02,180
But there I landed.

7347
05:47:02,360 --> 05:47:06,280
I managed to put myself in a position where I thought I was safe.

7348
05:47:06,480 --> 05:47:07,960
It turns out I wasn't.

7349
05:47:09,520 --> 05:47:11,680
And by the time I'd whipped out the bomb drone.

7350
05:47:13,640 --> 05:47:18,220
It was game over and I should have known better because it happened earlier on.

7351
05:47:18,300 --> 05:47:22,340
That's the second time in the same stream that's happened where I got the bomb drone out.

7352
05:47:22,560 --> 05:47:24,600
Someone comes and attacks me.

7353
05:47:26,840 --> 05:47:28,240
There's not much you can do about that.

7354
05:47:28,280 --> 05:47:29,680
How do you legislate for that, Tom?

7355
05:47:32,000 --> 05:47:36,140
Very much not able to legislate at all for it, it would seem.

7356
05:47:36,300 --> 05:47:42,060
I mean, look, I mean, those bomb drones, they're a boon to you when you can use them.

7357
05:47:42,140 --> 05:47:44,640
You should exercise caution when using them is all I'd say.

7358
05:47:45,720 --> 05:47:46,040
Do you know?

7359
05:47:47,200 --> 05:47:50,680
It's a case of use it when you know you're safe.

7360
05:47:50,980 --> 05:47:53,280
You know that there is no chance of anyone clocking you.

7361
05:47:53,840 --> 05:47:55,820
And really use it well then, you know?

7362
05:47:59,100 --> 05:48:04,920
Yeah, I think it's definitely something I should be looking into.

7363
05:48:04,920 --> 05:48:06,320
For sure.

7364
05:48:06,460 --> 05:48:06,960
For sure.

7365
05:48:07,140 --> 05:48:07,660
For sure.

7366
05:48:07,940 --> 05:48:08,480
For sure.

7367
05:48:09,560 --> 05:48:12,800
Did you see your mate George Galloway is an MP again?

7368
05:48:12,980 --> 05:48:15,180
I saw that all right as well.

7369
05:48:15,920 --> 05:48:16,520
Rats.

7370
05:48:17,220 --> 05:48:19,020
And I wonder what's going on there.

7371
05:48:20,020 --> 05:48:25,860
Will he be in the houses of parliament?

7372
05:48:27,360 --> 05:48:29,700
Asking questions or what's the story there?

7373
05:48:30,080 --> 05:48:31,420
Will he be giving it both barrels?

7374
05:48:34,020 --> 05:48:38,820
I find it very overblown and overhyped, the whole fucking thing, to be honest.

7375
05:48:39,280 --> 05:48:41,860
Like, saying that it's going to be a...

7376
05:48:41,860 --> 05:48:46,200
A watershed moment and it changed just because he got elected.

7377
05:48:47,060 --> 05:48:48,440
What the big fucking deal?

7378
05:48:48,600 --> 05:48:49,320
Nobody...

7379
05:48:49,320 --> 05:48:50,120
Check your weapons, check your gear.

7380
05:48:50,200 --> 05:48:51,100
We're holding for deployment.

7381
05:48:52,220 --> 05:48:55,540
I'm going to say nobody cares, but I don't think it's that big of a fucking deal at all.

7382
05:48:55,680 --> 05:48:55,960
Like, you know?

7383
05:48:57,660 --> 05:49:00,360
There's some serious programming going on.

7384
05:49:01,360 --> 05:49:02,740
From the top down.

7385
05:49:02,840 --> 05:49:04,580
Like, the message from the top down.

7386
05:49:04,680 --> 05:49:12,160
From the government there in the UK and then their fucking media.

7387
05:49:13,380 --> 05:49:14,800
Saying that it's bad.

7388
05:49:16,240 --> 05:49:18,800
I really don't know what to believe at all.

7389
05:49:23,640 --> 05:49:24,380
Next game.

7390
05:49:24,500 --> 05:49:25,240
Forget Galloway.

7391
05:49:25,680 --> 05:49:26,640
Forget about it.

7392
05:49:26,740 --> 05:49:27,300
Ratchdale.

7393
05:49:27,480 --> 05:49:28,400
Okay, I don't care.

7394
05:49:28,940 --> 05:49:30,720
What I care about here is...

7395
05:49:30,720 --> 05:49:31,900
Enemy soldier incoming.

7396
05:49:32,760 --> 05:49:35,580
Really taking control of this map and situation.

7397
05:49:35,740 --> 05:49:37,860
You know it's something I've always wanted to do.

7398
05:49:39,300 --> 05:49:41,460
And I think now is the time to do it.

7399
05:49:41,460 --> 05:49:51,900
Spycraft was a disappointing endeavour.

7400
05:49:53,460 --> 05:49:58,520
Ms. Lara Croft helped to pacify the time.

7401
05:50:00,720 --> 05:50:02,120
The time that we were in it.

7402
05:50:02,260 --> 05:50:03,560
The moment that we were in.

7403
05:50:04,680 --> 05:50:05,460
And the...

7404
05:50:06,220 --> 05:50:08,140
The uncomfort.

7405
05:50:10,060 --> 05:50:11,260
Uncomfortability that we felt.

7406
05:50:11,260 --> 05:50:13,480
When we couldn't get that game to run.

7407
05:50:13,540 --> 05:50:14,800
The Recycling Centre game.

7408
05:50:14,880 --> 05:50:15,960
Another kick in the teeth.

7409
05:50:16,860 --> 05:50:18,220
And Ms. Lara Croft.

7410
05:50:18,340 --> 05:50:20,060
Who came in clutch for an hour.

7411
05:50:20,220 --> 05:50:21,020
Or 40 minutes.

7412
05:50:21,700 --> 05:50:22,440
But it's this.

7413
05:50:22,720 --> 05:50:25,520
And this game only that I'm interested in.

7414
05:50:25,600 --> 05:50:26,260
I want to...

7415
05:50:26,820 --> 05:50:29,480
Get in there and come back.

7416
05:50:29,700 --> 05:50:31,440
Come back home with a trophy.

7417
05:50:31,920 --> 05:50:33,600
Watch your ass down there.

7418
05:50:35,860 --> 05:50:37,660
Watch your ass down there.

7419
05:50:39,660 --> 05:50:40,500
Let's roll.

7420
05:50:40,500 --> 05:50:48,740
Headin' out there.

7421
05:50:48,740 --> 05:50:49,180
No?

7422
05:50:50,360 --> 05:50:51,200
Nah, it's ridiculous.

7423
05:50:53,200 --> 05:50:54,820
Gas is closing on your position.

7424
05:50:55,000 --> 05:50:56,300
Suggest you hightail it out of there.

7425
05:50:56,420 --> 05:50:57,020
I think it's there.

7426
05:50:57,100 --> 05:50:58,220
We're gonna hightail it to there.

7427
05:50:58,220 --> 05:50:59,560
Catrop is inbound.

7428
05:50:59,560 --> 05:51:28,560
Catrop is inbound.

7429
05:51:28,560 --> 05:51:31,560
Right, no monkey business whatsoever.

7430
05:51:31,740 --> 05:51:34,160
I know there's a monkey on the thumbnail, but that's Charlie.

7431
05:51:34,280 --> 05:51:35,080
It's a different breed.

7432
05:51:35,220 --> 05:51:36,000
It's a different beast.

7433
05:51:36,980 --> 05:51:39,720
You're dealing with a different kind of simian with me now today.

7434
05:51:41,080 --> 05:51:44,120
I won't be fucking swinging on any tree branches or throwing bananas.

7435
05:51:45,940 --> 05:51:47,280
I'll tell you what I will be doing.

7436
05:51:47,280 --> 05:51:54,900
I'll be fucking throwing a whole cake of pure, unadulterated Parabellum for any takers.

7437
05:51:57,560 --> 05:52:00,360
It's going to be fast.

7438
05:52:00,480 --> 05:52:01,040
It's going to be wet.

7439
05:52:01,160 --> 05:52:01,860
It's going to be wild.

7440
05:52:02,820 --> 05:52:06,280
Get that thing going there and put a plate on the back there if you can.

7441
05:52:06,360 --> 05:52:06,600
Thanks.

7442
05:52:07,280 --> 05:52:29,560
Yeah, there's a claymore.

7443
05:52:29,560 --> 05:52:54,000
Right, let's go and get the contract and then hit the fucking space launcher. That's great. We've got that redeployed. It means we don't have to do the fucking thing. Gulag kit, I'll keep it anyway, even though it's, I think after you've had a gulag, you can, you can use that.

7444
05:52:54,000 --> 05:53:05,000
But let's just say if we get killed and we go back to our body, we could potentially retrieve that gulag token as a token gesture.

7445
05:53:17,640 --> 05:53:30,140
Where's this now? It's the ground floor, is it? Right, nice stuff. Open that box. We've got another one. Crazy bit of business.

7446
05:53:32,640 --> 05:53:34,640
Two redeploy kits.

7447
05:53:44,640 --> 05:53:47,640
Positive ID on the bounty targets. Hunt 'em down.

7448
05:53:59,640 --> 05:54:16,640
What am I gonna chuck a bit of feces at these guys? It's gonna be nice. One of the best parts of being a monkey is probably throwing your shit around. Let's get to business, let's get to work here.

7449
05:54:19,640 --> 05:54:34,640
Definitely, Tom. I do envy the life of the monkey, you know? And the ability to be able to do that. I mean, we could do it, I could do it as a human, but serious questions and concerns would be raised in the state.

7450
05:54:35,640 --> 05:54:53,640
And I don't think the enforces of the law, or not the law itself, the history, but the law would look favorably upon throwing your own turrets at anyone. There's never a good reason for it. There's never a fucking reason for it.

7451
05:54:56,640 --> 05:54:59,640
And he's hiding, so what we- what we want to do is approach.

7452
05:54:59,640 --> 05:55:02,640
You gotta load out drop inbound.

7453
05:55:03,640 --> 05:55:08,640
Enemies are dropping into the area. Watch the skies.

7454
05:55:08,640 --> 05:55:14,640
Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

7455
05:55:14,640 --> 05:55:33,640
He's down there, he's gonna have to move in from the cold. If we had a sniper-rooney, it would be very nice, but it's not on the agenda for today. We don't. Therefore, we must just wait for him. And he's down there, look.

7456
05:55:34,640 --> 05:55:37,640
He's down there. What if we land on that house?

7457
05:55:39,640 --> 05:55:42,640
Then we'll be in a shit situation as well. He's gone for the buy station.

7458
05:55:44,640 --> 05:55:49,640
Why just wait for him to come down here and then murder him as he gets to around here?

7459
05:55:54,640 --> 05:55:55,640
I see an enemy!

7460
05:55:55,640 --> 05:55:56,640
I see an enemy!

7461
05:56:08,640 --> 05:56:09,640
Put the shits up him.

7462
05:56:12,640 --> 05:56:13,640
Gas is inbound!

7463
05:56:13,640 --> 05:56:19,640
Alright, give him a few more there. Make him scared, make him aware. He's getting you with an air strike, move!

7464
05:56:21,640 --> 05:56:23,640
The heavy, heavy blow for us.

7465
05:56:23,640 --> 05:56:29,640
What the fuck was he doing, huh?

7466
05:56:30,640 --> 05:56:32,640
Crazy. And now we've got his weapons.

7467
05:56:33,640 --> 05:56:37,640
It just goes to show 6, assault, and then a 50 cal.

7468
05:56:38,640 --> 05:56:41,640
I'd much prefer the, uh...

7469
05:56:42,640 --> 05:56:44,640
Look for that.

7470
05:56:50,640 --> 05:56:54,640
There's someone else over here now trying to fucking put the shits up us.

7471
05:56:57,640 --> 05:56:58,640
Smoking.

7472
05:56:59,640 --> 05:56:59,640
Smokehouser.

7473
05:57:03,640 --> 05:57:05,640
Bet your man will fucking drop down and come back to get us.

7474
05:57:09,640 --> 05:57:10,640
Should really booby trap this place.

7475
05:57:11,640 --> 05:57:12,640
Just while I'm here.

7476
05:57:12,640 --> 05:57:13,640
Even though I'm gonna have to move soon.

7477
05:57:13,640 --> 05:57:15,640
Don't wanna be ensconced in a world of pain.

7478
05:57:17,640 --> 05:57:18,640
Maybe it's time to hit that, uh...

7479
05:57:18,640 --> 05:57:19,640
That jumper now.

7480
05:57:20,640 --> 05:57:22,640
While people are tied up.

7481
05:57:22,640 --> 05:57:23,640
We have a field upgrade!

7482
05:57:25,640 --> 05:57:27,640
There's a few people tied up with their own monkey business over there.

7483
05:57:28,640 --> 05:57:29,640
It's time for us to...

7484
05:57:29,640 --> 05:57:30,640
Aw, someone's taking it down.

7485
05:57:31,640 --> 05:57:32,640
Great stuff.

7486
05:57:32,640 --> 05:57:33,640
Castle Buckle, eh, take it down.

7487
05:57:33,640 --> 05:57:34,640
Take it down, take it down.

7488
05:57:43,640 --> 05:57:44,640
Okay, we're gonna have to fucking move now.

7489
05:57:44,640 --> 05:57:45,640
I don't know where we're going.

7490
05:57:45,640 --> 05:57:46,640
That was my main...

7491
05:57:46,640 --> 05:57:48,640
That was my get out of jail move.

7492
05:57:53,640 --> 05:57:55,640
For all I know, there's gonna be someone watching.

7493
05:57:55,640 --> 05:57:58,640
I said, "Get into the circle and take it from there."

7494
05:57:58,640 --> 05:57:59,640
I'm not gonna fucking...

7495
05:58:00,640 --> 05:58:01,640
Run marathons here.

7496
05:58:06,640 --> 05:58:07,640
What about here?

7497
05:58:09,640 --> 05:58:12,640
We've got a brand new unit coming back to us as well.

7498
05:58:12,640 --> 05:58:13,640
Which is handy.

7499
05:58:15,640 --> 05:58:16,640
Somebody take that out now.

7500
05:58:16,640 --> 05:58:18,640
I'll be very, very upset.

7501
05:58:18,640 --> 05:58:19,640
And they're taking it out.

7502
05:58:20,640 --> 05:58:23,640
Very upset with that, to be honest with you now.

7503
05:58:23,640 --> 05:58:24,640
Very upset with that.

7504
05:58:28,640 --> 05:58:30,640
It's an absolute disgrace, Joe.

7505
05:58:31,640 --> 05:58:34,640
And to think that there are people out there...

7506
05:58:34,640 --> 05:58:35,640
Willing to do it.

7507
05:58:35,640 --> 05:58:36,640
What kind of mind...

7508
05:58:37,640 --> 05:58:38,640
Does that?

7509
05:58:39,640 --> 05:58:40,640
Well, it's a fucking thickener, isn't it?

7510
05:58:40,640 --> 05:58:41,640
There's not much you can say.

7511
05:58:41,640 --> 05:58:45,640
It's the mind of someone who just obviously hasn't got any manners, any...

7512
05:58:46,640 --> 05:58:47,640
Hasn't really any...

7513
05:58:48,640 --> 05:58:49,640
Idea of what it's like to fucking...

7514
05:58:49,640 --> 05:58:50,640
Drive in the world.

7515
05:58:50,640 --> 05:58:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7516
05:58:51,640 --> 05:58:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7517
05:58:52,640 --> 05:58:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7518
05:58:53,640 --> 05:58:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7519
05:58:54,640 --> 05:58:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7520
05:58:55,640 --> 05:58:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7521
05:58:56,640 --> 05:58:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7522
05:58:57,640 --> 05:58:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7523
05:58:58,640 --> 05:58:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7524
05:58:59,640 --> 05:59:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7525
05:59:00,640 --> 05:59:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7526
05:59:01,640 --> 05:59:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7527
05:59:02,640 --> 05:59:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7528
05:59:03,640 --> 05:59:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7529
05:59:04,640 --> 05:59:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7530
05:59:05,640 --> 05:59:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7531
05:59:06,640 --> 05:59:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7532
05:59:07,640 --> 05:59:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7533
05:59:08,640 --> 05:59:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7534
05:59:09,640 --> 05:59:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7535
05:59:10,640 --> 05:59:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7536
05:59:11,640 --> 05:59:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7537
05:59:12,640 --> 05:59:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7538
05:59:13,640 --> 05:59:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7539
05:59:14,640 --> 05:59:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7540
05:59:15,640 --> 05:59:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7541
05:59:16,640 --> 05:59:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7542
05:59:17,640 --> 05:59:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7543
05:59:18,640 --> 05:59:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7544
05:59:19,640 --> 05:59:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7545
05:59:20,640 --> 05:59:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7546
05:59:21,640 --> 05:59:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7547
05:59:22,640 --> 05:59:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7548
05:59:23,640 --> 05:59:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7549
05:59:24,640 --> 05:59:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7550
05:59:25,640 --> 05:59:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7551
05:59:26,640 --> 05:59:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7552
05:59:27,640 --> 05:59:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7553
05:59:28,640 --> 05:59:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7554
05:59:29,640 --> 05:59:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7555
05:59:30,640 --> 05:59:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7556
05:59:31,640 --> 05:59:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7557
05:59:32,640 --> 05:59:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7558
05:59:33,640 --> 05:59:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7559
05:59:34,640 --> 05:59:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7560
05:59:35,640 --> 05:59:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7561
05:59:36,640 --> 05:59:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7562
05:59:37,640 --> 05:59:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7563
05:59:38,640 --> 05:59:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7564
05:59:39,640 --> 05:59:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7565
05:59:40,640 --> 05:59:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7566
05:59:41,640 --> 05:59:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7567
05:59:42,640 --> 05:59:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7568
05:59:43,640 --> 05:59:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7569
05:59:44,640 --> 05:59:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7570
05:59:45,640 --> 05:59:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7571
05:59:46,640 --> 05:59:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7572
05:59:47,640 --> 05:59:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7573
05:59:48,640 --> 05:59:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7574
05:59:49,640 --> 05:59:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7575
05:59:50,640 --> 05:59:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7576
05:59:51,640 --> 05:59:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7577
05:59:52,640 --> 05:59:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7578
05:59:53,640 --> 05:59:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7579
05:59:54,640 --> 05:59:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7580
05:59:55,640 --> 05:59:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7581
05:59:56,640 --> 05:59:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7582
05:59:57,640 --> 05:59:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7583
05:59:58,640 --> 05:59:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7584
05:59:59,640 --> 06:00:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7585
06:00:00,640 --> 06:00:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7586
06:00:01,640 --> 06:00:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7587
06:00:02,640 --> 06:00:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7588
06:00:03,640 --> 06:00:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7589
06:00:04,640 --> 06:00:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7590
06:00:05,640 --> 06:00:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7591
06:00:06,640 --> 06:00:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7592
06:00:07,640 --> 06:00:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7593
06:00:08,640 --> 06:00:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7594
06:00:09,640 --> 06:00:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7595
06:00:10,640 --> 06:00:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7596
06:00:11,640 --> 06:00:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7597
06:00:12,640 --> 06:00:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7598
06:00:13,640 --> 06:00:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7599
06:00:14,640 --> 06:00:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7600
06:00:15,640 --> 06:00:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7601
06:00:16,640 --> 06:00:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7602
06:00:17,640 --> 06:00:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7603
06:00:18,640 --> 06:00:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7604
06:00:19,640 --> 06:00:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7605
06:00:20,640 --> 06:00:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7606
06:00:21,640 --> 06:00:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7607
06:00:22,640 --> 06:00:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7608
06:00:23,640 --> 06:00:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7609
06:00:24,640 --> 06:00:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7610
06:00:25,640 --> 06:00:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7611
06:00:26,640 --> 06:00:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7612
06:00:27,640 --> 06:00:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7613
06:00:28,640 --> 06:00:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7614
06:00:29,640 --> 06:00:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7615
06:00:30,640 --> 06:00:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7616
06:00:31,640 --> 06:00:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7617
06:00:32,640 --> 06:00:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7618
06:00:33,640 --> 06:00:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7619
06:00:34,640 --> 06:00:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7620
06:00:35,640 --> 06:00:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7621
06:00:36,640 --> 06:00:37,640
Closing in, get to the sleep zone.

7622
06:00:37,640 --> 06:00:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7623
06:00:38,640 --> 06:00:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7624
06:00:39,640 --> 06:00:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7625
06:00:40,640 --> 06:00:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7626
06:00:41,640 --> 06:00:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7627
06:00:42,640 --> 06:00:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7628
06:00:43,640 --> 06:00:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7629
06:00:44,640 --> 06:00:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7630
06:00:45,640 --> 06:00:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7631
06:00:46,640 --> 06:00:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7632
06:00:47,640 --> 06:00:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7633
06:00:48,640 --> 06:00:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7634
06:00:49,640 --> 06:00:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7635
06:00:50,640 --> 06:00:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7636
06:00:51,640 --> 06:00:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7637
06:00:52,640 --> 06:00:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7638
06:00:53,640 --> 06:00:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7639
06:00:54,640 --> 06:00:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7640
06:00:55,640 --> 06:00:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7641
06:00:56,640 --> 06:00:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7642
06:00:57,640 --> 06:00:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7643
06:00:58,640 --> 06:00:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7644
06:00:59,640 --> 06:01:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7645
06:01:00,640 --> 06:01:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7646
06:01:01,640 --> 06:01:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7647
06:01:02,640 --> 06:01:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7648
06:01:03,640 --> 06:01:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7649
06:01:04,640 --> 06:01:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7650
06:01:05,640 --> 06:01:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7651
06:01:06,640 --> 06:01:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7652
06:01:07,640 --> 06:01:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7653
06:01:08,640 --> 06:01:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7654
06:01:09,640 --> 06:01:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7655
06:01:10,640 --> 06:01:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7656
06:01:11,640 --> 06:01:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7657
06:01:12,640 --> 06:01:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7658
06:01:13,640 --> 06:01:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7659
06:01:14,640 --> 06:01:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7660
06:01:15,640 --> 06:01:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7661
06:01:16,640 --> 06:01:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7662
06:01:17,640 --> 06:01:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7663
06:01:18,640 --> 06:01:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7664
06:01:19,640 --> 06:01:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7665
06:01:20,640 --> 06:01:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7666
06:01:21,640 --> 06:01:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7667
06:01:22,640 --> 06:01:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7668
06:01:23,640 --> 06:01:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7669
06:01:24,640 --> 06:01:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7670
06:01:25,640 --> 06:01:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7671
06:01:26,640 --> 06:01:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7672
06:01:27,640 --> 06:01:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7673
06:01:28,640 --> 06:01:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7674
06:01:29,640 --> 06:01:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7675
06:01:30,640 --> 06:01:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7676
06:01:31,640 --> 06:01:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7677
06:01:32,640 --> 06:01:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7678
06:01:33,640 --> 06:01:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7679
06:01:34,640 --> 06:01:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7680
06:01:35,640 --> 06:01:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7681
06:01:36,640 --> 06:01:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7682
06:01:37,640 --> 06:01:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7683
06:01:38,640 --> 06:01:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7684
06:01:39,640 --> 06:01:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7685
06:01:40,640 --> 06:01:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7686
06:01:41,640 --> 06:01:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7687
06:01:42,640 --> 06:01:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7688
06:01:43,640 --> 06:01:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7689
06:01:44,640 --> 06:01:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7690
06:01:45,640 --> 06:01:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7691
06:01:46,640 --> 06:01:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7692
06:01:47,640 --> 06:01:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7693
06:01:48,640 --> 06:01:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7694
06:01:49,640 --> 06:01:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7695
06:01:50,640 --> 06:01:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7696
06:01:51,640 --> 06:01:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7697
06:01:52,640 --> 06:01:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7698
06:01:53,640 --> 06:01:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7699
06:01:54,640 --> 06:01:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7700
06:01:55,640 --> 06:01:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7701
06:01:56,640 --> 06:01:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7702
06:01:57,640 --> 06:01:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7703
06:01:58,640 --> 06:01:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7704
06:01:59,640 --> 06:02:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7705
06:02:00,640 --> 06:02:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7706
06:02:01,640 --> 06:02:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7707
06:02:02,640 --> 06:02:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7708
06:02:03,640 --> 06:02:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7709
06:02:04,640 --> 06:02:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7710
06:02:05,640 --> 06:02:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7711
06:02:06,640 --> 06:02:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7712
06:02:07,640 --> 06:02:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7713
06:02:08,640 --> 06:02:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7714
06:02:09,640 --> 06:02:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7715
06:02:10,640 --> 06:02:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7716
06:02:11,640 --> 06:02:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7717
06:02:12,640 --> 06:02:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7718
06:02:13,640 --> 06:02:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7719
06:02:14,640 --> 06:02:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7720
06:02:15,640 --> 06:02:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7721
06:02:16,640 --> 06:02:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7722
06:02:17,640 --> 06:02:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7723
06:02:18,640 --> 06:02:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7724
06:02:19,640 --> 06:02:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7725
06:02:20,640 --> 06:02:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7726
06:02:21,640 --> 06:02:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7727
06:02:22,640 --> 06:02:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7728
06:02:23,640 --> 06:02:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7729
06:02:24,640 --> 06:02:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7730
06:02:25,640 --> 06:02:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7731
06:02:26,640 --> 06:02:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7732
06:02:27,640 --> 06:02:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7733
06:02:28,640 --> 06:02:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7734
06:02:29,640 --> 06:02:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7735
06:02:30,640 --> 06:02:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7736
06:02:31,640 --> 06:02:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7737
06:02:32,640 --> 06:02:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7738
06:02:33,640 --> 06:02:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7739
06:02:34,640 --> 06:02:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7740
06:02:35,640 --> 06:02:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7741
06:02:36,640 --> 06:02:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7742
06:02:37,640 --> 06:02:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7743
06:02:38,640 --> 06:02:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7744
06:02:39,640 --> 06:02:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7745
06:02:40,640 --> 06:02:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7746
06:02:41,640 --> 06:02:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7747
06:02:42,640 --> 06:02:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7748
06:02:43,640 --> 06:02:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7749
06:02:44,640 --> 06:02:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7750
06:02:45,640 --> 06:02:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7751
06:02:46,640 --> 06:02:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7752
06:02:47,640 --> 06:02:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7753
06:02:48,640 --> 06:02:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7754
06:02:49,640 --> 06:02:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7755
06:02:50,640 --> 06:02:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7756
06:02:51,640 --> 06:02:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7757
06:02:52,640 --> 06:02:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7758
06:02:53,640 --> 06:02:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7759
06:02:54,640 --> 06:02:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7760
06:02:55,640 --> 06:02:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7761
06:02:56,640 --> 06:02:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7762
06:02:57,640 --> 06:02:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7763
06:02:58,640 --> 06:02:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7764
06:02:59,640 --> 06:03:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7765
06:03:00,640 --> 06:03:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7766
06:03:01,640 --> 06:03:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7767
06:03:02,640 --> 06:03:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7768
06:03:03,640 --> 06:03:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7769
06:03:04,640 --> 06:03:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7770
06:03:05,640 --> 06:03:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7771
06:03:06,640 --> 06:03:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7772
06:03:07,640 --> 06:03:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7773
06:03:08,640 --> 06:03:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7774
06:03:09,640 --> 06:03:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7775
06:03:10,640 --> 06:03:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7776
06:03:11,640 --> 06:03:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7777
06:03:12,640 --> 06:03:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7778
06:03:13,640 --> 06:03:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7779
06:03:14,640 --> 06:03:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7780
06:03:15,640 --> 06:03:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7781
06:03:16,640 --> 06:03:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7782
06:03:17,640 --> 06:03:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7783
06:03:18,640 --> 06:03:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7784
06:03:19,640 --> 06:03:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7785
06:03:20,640 --> 06:03:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7786
06:03:21,640 --> 06:03:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7787
06:03:22,640 --> 06:03:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7788
06:03:23,640 --> 06:03:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7789
06:03:24,640 --> 06:03:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7790
06:03:25,640 --> 06:03:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7791
06:03:26,640 --> 06:03:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7792
06:03:27,640 --> 06:03:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7793
06:03:28,640 --> 06:03:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7794
06:03:29,640 --> 06:03:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7795
06:03:30,640 --> 06:03:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7796
06:03:31,640 --> 06:03:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7797
06:03:32,640 --> 06:03:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7798
06:03:33,640 --> 06:03:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7799
06:03:34,640 --> 06:03:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7800
06:03:35,640 --> 06:03:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7801
06:03:36,640 --> 06:03:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7802
06:03:37,640 --> 06:03:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7803
06:03:38,640 --> 06:03:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7804
06:03:39,640 --> 06:03:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7805
06:03:40,640 --> 06:03:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7806
06:03:41,640 --> 06:03:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7807
06:03:42,640 --> 06:03:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7808
06:03:43,640 --> 06:03:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7809
06:03:44,640 --> 06:03:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7810
06:03:45,640 --> 06:03:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7811
06:03:46,640 --> 06:03:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7812
06:03:47,640 --> 06:03:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7813
06:03:48,640 --> 06:03:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7814
06:03:49,640 --> 06:03:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7815
06:03:50,640 --> 06:03:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7816
06:03:51,640 --> 06:03:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7817
06:03:52,640 --> 06:03:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7818
06:03:53,640 --> 06:03:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7819
06:03:54,640 --> 06:03:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7820
06:03:55,640 --> 06:03:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7821
06:03:56,640 --> 06:03:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7822
06:03:57,640 --> 06:03:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7823
06:03:58,640 --> 06:03:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7824
06:03:59,640 --> 06:04:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7825
06:04:00,640 --> 06:04:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7826
06:04:01,640 --> 06:04:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7827
06:04:02,640 --> 06:04:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7828
06:04:03,640 --> 06:04:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7829
06:04:04,640 --> 06:04:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7830
06:04:05,640 --> 06:04:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7831
06:04:06,640 --> 06:04:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7832
06:04:07,640 --> 06:04:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7833
06:04:08,640 --> 06:04:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7834
06:04:09,640 --> 06:04:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7835
06:04:10,640 --> 06:04:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7836
06:04:11,640 --> 06:04:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7837
06:04:12,640 --> 06:04:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7838
06:04:13,640 --> 06:04:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7839
06:04:14,640 --> 06:04:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7840
06:04:15,640 --> 06:04:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7841
06:04:16,640 --> 06:04:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7842
06:04:17,640 --> 06:04:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7843
06:04:18,640 --> 06:04:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7844
06:04:19,640 --> 06:04:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7845
06:04:20,640 --> 06:04:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7846
06:04:21,640 --> 06:04:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7847
06:04:22,640 --> 06:04:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7848
06:04:23,640 --> 06:04:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7849
06:04:24,640 --> 06:04:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7850
06:04:25,640 --> 06:04:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7851
06:04:26,640 --> 06:04:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7852
06:04:27,640 --> 06:04:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7853
06:04:28,640 --> 06:04:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7854
06:04:29,640 --> 06:04:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7855
06:04:30,640 --> 06:04:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7856
06:04:31,640 --> 06:04:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7857
06:04:32,640 --> 06:04:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7858
06:04:33,640 --> 06:04:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7859
06:04:34,640 --> 06:04:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7860
06:04:35,640 --> 06:04:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7861
06:04:36,640 --> 06:04:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7862
06:04:37,640 --> 06:04:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7863
06:04:38,640 --> 06:04:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7864
06:04:39,640 --> 06:04:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7865
06:04:40,640 --> 06:04:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7866
06:04:41,640 --> 06:04:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7867
06:04:42,640 --> 06:04:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7868
06:04:43,640 --> 06:04:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7869
06:04:44,640 --> 06:04:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7870
06:04:45,640 --> 06:04:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7871
06:04:46,640 --> 06:04:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7872
06:04:47,640 --> 06:04:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7873
06:04:48,640 --> 06:04:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7874
06:04:49,640 --> 06:04:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7875
06:04:50,640 --> 06:04:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7876
06:04:51,640 --> 06:04:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7877
06:04:52,640 --> 06:04:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7878
06:04:53,640 --> 06:04:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7879
06:04:54,640 --> 06:04:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7880
06:04:55,640 --> 06:04:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7881
06:04:56,640 --> 06:04:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7882
06:04:57,640 --> 06:04:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7883
06:04:59,640 --> 06:05:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7884
06:05:00,640 --> 06:05:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7885
06:05:01,640 --> 06:05:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7886
06:05:02,640 --> 06:05:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7887
06:05:03,640 --> 06:05:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7888
06:05:04,640 --> 06:05:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7889
06:05:05,640 --> 06:05:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7890
06:05:06,640 --> 06:05:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7891
06:05:07,640 --> 06:05:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7892
06:05:08,640 --> 06:05:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7893
06:05:09,640 --> 06:05:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7894
06:05:10,640 --> 06:05:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7895
06:05:11,640 --> 06:05:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7896
06:05:12,640 --> 06:05:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7897
06:05:13,640 --> 06:05:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7898
06:05:14,640 --> 06:05:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7899
06:05:15,640 --> 06:05:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7900
06:05:16,640 --> 06:05:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7901
06:05:17,640 --> 06:05:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7902
06:05:18,640 --> 06:05:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7903
06:05:19,640 --> 06:05:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7904
06:05:20,640 --> 06:05:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7905
06:05:21,640 --> 06:05:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7906
06:05:22,640 --> 06:05:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7907
06:05:23,640 --> 06:05:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7908
06:05:24,640 --> 06:05:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7909
06:05:25,640 --> 06:05:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7910
06:05:26,640 --> 06:05:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7911
06:05:27,640 --> 06:05:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7912
06:05:28,640 --> 06:05:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7913
06:05:29,640 --> 06:05:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7914
06:05:30,640 --> 06:05:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7915
06:05:31,640 --> 06:05:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7916
06:05:32,640 --> 06:05:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7917
06:05:33,640 --> 06:05:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7918
06:05:34,640 --> 06:05:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7919
06:05:35,640 --> 06:05:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7920
06:05:36,640 --> 06:05:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7921
06:05:37,640 --> 06:05:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7922
06:05:38,640 --> 06:05:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7923
06:05:39,640 --> 06:05:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7924
06:05:40,640 --> 06:05:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7925
06:05:41,640 --> 06:05:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7926
06:05:42,640 --> 06:05:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7927
06:05:43,640 --> 06:05:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7928
06:05:44,640 --> 06:05:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7929
06:05:45,640 --> 06:05:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7930
06:05:46,640 --> 06:05:47,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7931
06:05:47,640 --> 06:05:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7932
06:05:48,640 --> 06:05:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7933
06:05:49,640 --> 06:05:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7934
06:05:50,640 --> 06:05:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7935
06:05:51,640 --> 06:05:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7936
06:05:52,640 --> 06:05:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7937
06:05:53,640 --> 06:05:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7938
06:05:54,640 --> 06:05:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7939
06:05:55,640 --> 06:05:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7940
06:05:56,640 --> 06:05:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7941
06:05:57,640 --> 06:05:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7942
06:05:58,640 --> 06:05:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7943
06:05:59,640 --> 06:06:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7944
06:06:00,640 --> 06:06:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7945
06:06:01,640 --> 06:06:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7946
06:06:02,640 --> 06:06:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7947
06:06:03,640 --> 06:06:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7948
06:06:04,640 --> 06:06:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7949
06:06:05,640 --> 06:06:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7950
06:06:06,640 --> 06:06:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7951
06:06:07,640 --> 06:06:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7952
06:06:08,640 --> 06:06:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7953
06:06:09,640 --> 06:06:10,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7954
06:06:10,640 --> 06:06:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7955
06:06:11,640 --> 06:06:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7956
06:06:12,640 --> 06:06:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7957
06:06:13,640 --> 06:06:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7958
06:06:14,640 --> 06:06:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7959
06:06:15,640 --> 06:06:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7960
06:06:16,640 --> 06:06:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7961
06:06:17,640 --> 06:06:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7962
06:06:18,640 --> 06:06:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7963
06:06:19,640 --> 06:06:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7964
06:06:20,640 --> 06:06:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7965
06:06:21,640 --> 06:06:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7966
06:06:22,640 --> 06:06:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7967
06:06:23,640 --> 06:06:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7968
06:06:24,640 --> 06:06:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7969
06:06:25,640 --> 06:06:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7970
06:06:26,640 --> 06:06:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7971
06:06:27,640 --> 06:06:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7972
06:06:28,640 --> 06:06:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7973
06:06:29,640 --> 06:06:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7974
06:06:30,640 --> 06:06:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7975
06:06:31,640 --> 06:06:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7976
06:06:32,640 --> 06:06:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7977
06:06:33,640 --> 06:06:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7978
06:06:34,640 --> 06:06:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7979
06:06:35,640 --> 06:06:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7980
06:06:36,640 --> 06:06:37,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7981
06:06:37,640 --> 06:06:38,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7982
06:06:38,640 --> 06:06:39,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7983
06:06:39,640 --> 06:06:40,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7984
06:06:40,640 --> 06:06:41,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7985
06:06:41,640 --> 06:06:42,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7986
06:06:42,640 --> 06:06:43,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7987
06:06:43,640 --> 06:06:44,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7988
06:06:44,640 --> 06:06:45,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7989
06:06:45,640 --> 06:06:46,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7990
06:06:46,640 --> 06:06:48,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7991
06:06:48,640 --> 06:06:49,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7992
06:06:49,640 --> 06:06:50,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7993
06:06:50,640 --> 06:06:51,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7994
06:06:51,640 --> 06:06:52,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7995
06:06:52,640 --> 06:06:53,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7996
06:06:53,640 --> 06:06:54,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7997
06:06:54,640 --> 06:06:55,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7998
06:06:55,640 --> 06:06:56,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

7999
06:06:56,640 --> 06:06:57,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8000
06:06:57,640 --> 06:06:58,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8001
06:06:58,640 --> 06:06:59,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8002
06:06:59,640 --> 06:07:00,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8003
06:07:00,640 --> 06:07:01,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8004
06:07:01,640 --> 06:07:02,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8005
06:07:02,640 --> 06:07:03,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8006
06:07:03,640 --> 06:07:04,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8007
06:07:04,640 --> 06:07:05,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8008
06:07:05,640 --> 06:07:06,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8009
06:07:06,640 --> 06:07:07,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8010
06:07:07,640 --> 06:07:08,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8011
06:07:08,640 --> 06:07:09,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8012
06:07:09,640 --> 06:07:11,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8013
06:07:11,640 --> 06:07:12,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8014
06:07:12,640 --> 06:07:13,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8015
06:07:13,640 --> 06:07:14,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8016
06:07:14,640 --> 06:07:15,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8017
06:07:15,640 --> 06:07:16,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8018
06:07:16,640 --> 06:07:17,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8019
06:07:17,640 --> 06:07:18,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8020
06:07:18,640 --> 06:07:19,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8021
06:07:19,640 --> 06:07:20,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8022
06:07:20,640 --> 06:07:21,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8023
06:07:21,640 --> 06:07:22,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8024
06:07:22,640 --> 06:07:23,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8025
06:07:23,640 --> 06:07:24,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8026
06:07:24,640 --> 06:07:25,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8027
06:07:25,640 --> 06:07:26,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8028
06:07:26,640 --> 06:07:27,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8029
06:07:27,640 --> 06:07:28,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8030
06:07:28,640 --> 06:07:29,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8031
06:07:29,640 --> 06:07:30,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8032
06:07:30,640 --> 06:07:31,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8033
06:07:31,640 --> 06:07:32,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8034
06:07:32,640 --> 06:07:33,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8035
06:07:33,640 --> 06:07:34,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8036
06:07:34,640 --> 06:07:35,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8037
06:07:35,640 --> 06:07:36,640
Closing in, get to the new sleep zone.

8038
06:07:36,640 --> 06:07:38,640
Oh

8039
06:07:38,640 --> 06:07:40,640
Oh

8040
06:07:40,640 --> 06:07:42,640
Oh

8041
06:07:42,640 --> 06:07:44,640
Oh

8042
06:07:44,640 --> 06:07:46,640
Gas is closing in get to the new safe zone

8043
06:07:46,640 --> 06:07:48,640
Oh

8044
06:07:48,640 --> 06:08:02,640
Oh no!

8045
06:08:06,640 --> 06:08:12,640
I tried to hit him with the bush but I mean it just wasn't fucking working at all and it's an absolute

8046
06:08:12,640 --> 06:08:14,640
Shit show of a display

8047
06:08:14,640 --> 06:08:18,640
Christ on a bike

8048
06:08:18,640 --> 06:08:25,640
I'm gonna be honestly that was an absolute sick man. You're gonna need power and pace to succeed in the next game. Get ready.

8049
06:08:25,640 --> 06:08:27,640
The whole thing's up for grabs.

8050
06:08:27,640 --> 06:08:40,640
The whole thing was up for grabs but it was too hot, it was too fast, it was too deep and we just didn't have the resources to be able to maintain a sustainable course.

8051
06:08:40,640 --> 06:08:58,640
All I will say is that it was an unprecedented situation and I don't want to go into it again until another day because it's just an addiction that I can't stop. But I will say thank you very much for joining us. I can see there that we've gone over the six. I thought we were going to just do like a three or four hour spy craft.

8052
06:08:58,640 --> 06:09:00,280
that game went tits up

8053
06:09:00,280 --> 06:09:02,040
tried to do the recycling centre

8054
06:09:02,040 --> 06:09:03,540
that game went tits up

8055
06:09:03,540 --> 06:09:05,180
had to fucking ask

8056
06:09:05,180 --> 06:09:07,020
Miss Lara Croft

8057
06:09:07,020 --> 06:09:08,780
for a bit of help there

8058
06:09:08,780 --> 06:09:10,180
while cod downloaded

8059
06:09:10,180 --> 06:09:10,680
but I mean

8060
06:09:10,680 --> 06:09:13,380
we as well should have gone to the shop

8061
06:09:13,380 --> 06:09:14,780
the fishmongers there in Ballina

8062
06:09:14,780 --> 06:09:16,760
and asked for some salted cod

8063
06:09:16,760 --> 06:09:18,660
but I doubt they even have that

8064
06:09:18,660 --> 06:09:20,420
because it's not something we really sell

8065
06:09:20,420 --> 06:09:24,520
or I don't really see that in Irish shops at all

8066
06:09:24,520 --> 06:09:27,100
it's mainly a Mediterranean thing

8067
06:09:27,100 --> 06:09:28,160
nevertheless

8068
06:09:28,160 --> 06:09:31,420
I will eat some battered cod

8069
06:09:31,420 --> 06:09:32,960
from the freezer

8070
06:09:32,960 --> 06:09:34,860
that's how I'm going to

8071
06:09:34,860 --> 06:09:36,980
spend the rest of my afternoon

8072
06:09:36,980 --> 06:09:39,260
I hope that you have

8073
06:09:39,260 --> 06:09:42,360
an equally sumptuous afternoon yourselves

8074
06:09:42,360 --> 06:09:44,660
thank you very much for joining us

8075
06:09:44,660 --> 06:09:46,600
and yeah

8076
06:09:46,600 --> 06:09:47,540
until next time

8077
06:09:47,540 --> 06:09:48,280
it won't be long

8078
06:09:48,280 --> 06:09:50,620
I can't imagine staying away

8079
06:09:50,620 --> 06:09:52,980
that long from this at all

8080
06:09:52,980 --> 06:09:57,260
or even

8081
06:09:57,260 --> 06:10:00,520
once the recycling centre is up and running

8082
06:10:00,520 --> 06:10:01,880
that needs to be delved into it

8083
06:10:01,880 --> 06:10:03,520
because I reckon that could really be

8084
06:10:03,520 --> 06:10:04,760
even better than this

8085
06:10:04,760 --> 06:10:05,260
Tom?

8086
06:10:06,760 --> 06:10:07,600
it could be

8087
06:10:07,600 --> 06:10:07,600
it could be

8088
06:10:07,600 --> 06:10:08,260
it should be

8089
06:10:08,260 --> 06:10:08,780
it would be

8090
06:10:08,780 --> 06:10:09,700
and it might be

8091
06:10:09,700 --> 06:10:11,640
and thank you very much for tuning in

8092
06:10:11,640 --> 06:10:12,400
people

8093
06:10:12,400 --> 06:10:13,060
and we will

8094
06:10:13,060 --> 06:10:14,880
strive to get back to you

8095
06:10:14,880 --> 06:10:16,080
ASAP

8096
06:10:16,080 --> 06:10:18,080
all the best with you and best luck

8097
06:10:18,080 --> 06:10:18,620
goodnight

8098
06:10:18,620 --> 06:10:19,180
good bless

8099
06:10:19,180 --> 06:10:20,760
and Conrad thanks for the tip there

8100
06:10:20,760 --> 06:10:24,620
take it easy

8101
06:10:24,620 --> 06:10:34,020
this lad's doing well actually

8102
06:10:34,020 --> 06:10:34,620
in the car

8103
06:10:34,620 --> 06:10:36,180
he's doing well

8104
06:10:36,180 --> 06:10:37,440
this is what you should have been doing

8105
06:10:37,440 --> 06:10:38,840
getting inside the fucking car

8106
06:10:38,840 --> 06:10:39,800
and driving over lads

8107
06:10:39,800 --> 06:10:45,920
it comes unstuck

8108
06:10:45,920 --> 06:10:50,060
it comes unstuck

8109
06:10:50,060 --> 06:10:52,780
it comes unstuck at the end

8110
06:10:52,780 --> 06:10:53,140
you know

8111
06:10:53,140 --> 06:10:54,080
who's that?

8112
06:10:54,180 --> 06:10:54,500
Victory

8113
06:10:54,500 --> 06:10:58,180
that was fast wasn't it?

8114
06:10:59,640 --> 06:11:01,500
one moment there was like

8115
06:11:01,500 --> 06:11:02,420
ten people left

8116
06:11:02,420 --> 06:11:03,280
and then the next moment

8117
06:11:03,280 --> 06:11:04,120
it was just victory

8118
06:11:04,120 --> 06:11:07,800
Eric

8119
06:11:07,800 --> 06:11:08,940
maybe next time

8120
06:11:08,940 --> 06:11:10,020
think of your viewing public

8121
06:11:10,020 --> 06:11:11,040
that worked during the day

8122
06:11:11,040 --> 06:11:11,580
next time

8123
06:11:11,580 --> 06:11:12,600
maybe an evening stream

8124
06:11:12,600 --> 06:11:13,080
okay

8125
06:11:13,080 --> 06:11:13,900
we'll try

8126
06:11:13,900 --> 06:11:14,440
we'll try

8127
06:11:14,440 --> 06:11:14,920
but look

8128
06:11:14,920 --> 06:11:16,060
streams are cached

8129
06:11:16,060 --> 06:11:17,280
they're there

8130
06:11:17,280 --> 06:11:18,100
for the evening

8131
06:11:18,100 --> 06:11:18,420
you know

8132
06:11:18,420 --> 06:11:20,780
thank you very much

8133
06:11:20,780 --> 06:11:21,720
again

8134
06:11:21,720 --> 06:11:23,720
I'm overseeing the welcome here

8135
06:11:23,720 --> 06:11:25,100
look at this lucky bastard

8136
06:11:25,100 --> 06:11:25,440
he's

8137
06:11:25,440 --> 06:11:26,080
he's gonna

8138
06:11:26,080 --> 06:11:27,920
take home all the cheese

8139
06:11:27,920 --> 06:11:32,880
I'd say his family are proud

8140
06:11:32,880 --> 06:11:34,100
we'll talk to you later

8141
06:11:34,100 --> 06:11:37,920
bye bye

8142
06:11:37,920 --> 06:11:39,780
Thank you.
